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[–]Nick2020 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck you, you fucking redditor.I hate you.

[–]imionme 6 points7 points ago

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"Hello, Art department? See if you can find me a stock image of a cat with some marijuana leaves. I need it for the show tonight."

[–]machetebrownsugar69 5 points6 points ago

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Must be where you found that repost.

[–]Psionic_Flash 0 points1 point ago

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[–]xTELOx 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ster1ing 3 points4 points ago

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Philly redditor detected.

[–]nato0519 0 points1 point ago

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Still a Fox29 fan myself. Especially after Mike Jerret admitted his drinking problem the other day because he refused to give that up for lent lol

[–]ster1ing 0 points1 point ago

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:o I'm usually a nbc10 guy but I'm switching just to see stuff like that happen!

[–]nato0519 1 point2 points ago

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If I want real news I'll go to NBC10 when I wanna watch people being real and delivering some form of news I head to Fox29.

[–]mybrosteve 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if Rob Jennings secretly wants to kill Jim Gardner so he can have the weekday evening news lead...

[–]ster1ing 0 points1 point ago

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Nah he'll never get it because the old black dude is awesome. I forgot his name but I took a picture with him in a wawa late at night once and it was awesome!

[–]mybrosteve 0 points1 point ago

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Vernon Odam?

[–]thejungleman 0 points1 point ago

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I'm starting to develop a theory that Vernon Odom smells really bad, that's why they never let him inside.

[–]ster1ing 0 points1 point ago

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Na, Rick Williams

[–]cheeeo 0 points1 point ago

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It was one of those drug den/ kit-kat clubs.

[–]Twotest 0 points1 point ago

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Bubbles D:

[–]isamee -3 points-2 points ago

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First time for me; laughed so hard!