Woman on bus eating tub of mayonnaise

jimmyayo · 5 months

She gave up a long time ago.

Wilhelm_Amenbreak · 5 months

I am giving her the benefit of the doubt. She was being thrifty and eating her lunch which was chicken salad that she had put in a mayo jar. Because fuck Tupperware!

vertigo1083 · 5 months

But its olive oil mayonnaise, this makes it ok.

afronaut · 5 months

PRE-DINNER MAYO IS GOOD FOR YOU!!

SourCreamWater · 5 months

I was taking the bus to go surf when I was about 14 and this lady pulled a jar of mayonaise and a can of tuna out and did about an 80-20 mixture of mayo to tuna and just started SHOVELING it into her face with her hand. She noticed me staring and looks up at me, tuna jizz all OVER her face and offers me some. I took the next stop.

Arcane_fistpump · 5 months

Most disgusting thing I've ever seen not on r/spacedicks

Solkre · 5 months

That's not a tub, that's a jar. The tub stays at home, because it's too heavy to move when filled.

watermelonpickle · 5 months

Are you sure there wasn't vanilla pudding in there? I've done that before because it freaks people out.

Bitter_Idealist · 5 months

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nuovo_donna · 5 months

Next time you see her tell her they sell it in squeeze bottles. Much easier to eat on the run.

waynelio · 5 months

I don't know what I was expecting.

aresius · 5 months

Regulary Ordinary Swedish Meal Time! In Swenglish!

greekdressing · 5 months

why...

standerd08 · 5 months

That was exactly the type of person I was expecting, only thing out of place is that the mayonnaise doesn't say Great Value.

bobgiaco · 5 months

She seems nice.

donownsyou · 5 months

The smell emanating from this beast must be putrid.

Tan_Trum · 5 months

Some people have no shame.....that's a shame.

TheTalkWalk · 5 months

Reminds me of the lady that ordered a cup of ranch at my restaurant when I was still in high school. I thought she was going to use if for the fried chicken. Nope she drank it... Straight. Apparently this is really common with meaty gravy.

ryanasimov · 5 months

It's an efficiency thing. Earlier she ate a tub of relish and 30 cans of tuna. When she gets to her destination she'll pound down 4 loaves of bread.

gcherich · 5 months

I once watched a woman down about 17 pats of McDonald's butter on a Greyhound bus. I could have stopped watching, but I needed to keep count of the butter.

wookiesandwich · 5 months

I wash myself wit a rag on a stick

LanceCoolie · 5 months

Mayonnaise with olive oil. It's heart-healthy.

infectedapricot · 5 months

Not again!

Beyond_Re-Animator · 5 months

Looks to me like she's not giving a single fuck. Got to give her credit for that.

BimmerAddict · 5 months

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

Dribblet · 5 months

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU

JesusPunchedMe · 5 months

Am I the only one that feels strangely depressed when looking at pictures like this?

Verdris · 5 months

I've done that, only I filled an empty mayo jar with vanilla pudding first.

Another fun trick is to full up a windex bottle with blue kool-aid and drink from it on the bus.

mamba_79 · 5 months

SwedishMealTime Chef's mum?

judosquash · 5 months

Pre-dinner snack. It's good for you!!

sfriniks · 5 months

This kinda sums up my reaction.

thebrucewayne · 5 months

Looks like Amber Lamps was more traumatized than we thought she was.

GenuinelyCrooked · 5 months

I can taste it.

I think I'm gonna vomit.

Secretg · 5 months

My friend's cousin would always eat mayonnaise out of the jar as a kid. He would always tell her it was gross, so one day he was telling her a story about how there is always a new jar of mayonnaise every time she would finish one. He told her that there was a guy with pimples all over his body and he would come every time she finished a jar and pop his pimples into the jar to fill it up. After he told her that story she never ate mayonnaise again.

cultured_banana_slug · 5 months

Well, at least she's not wearing pink spandex. It could be worse.

Gullible_Skeptic · 5 months

Seldom is the relationship between cause and effect so clearly illustrated.

mccusm8 · 5 months

UHMERICUH!!!!!!!!

deadmines · 5 months

Don't be so mayo!

parkerjallen · 5 months

That's really sad.

[deleted] · 5 months

I have seen some sick stuff on here, but this is the first time I've gagged. The thought of eating globs of mayonnaise shivers

lindameetyoko · 5 months

This should have been labeled NSFL for me. I have had a reoccurring nightmare where I am sitting on my kitchen floor eating a tub of mayo. So... I... wow. Can't wait for the new scarier incarnation of that nightmare.

newpairofjeans · 5 months

i don't know what i expected.

angelchi · 5 months

omg, woman in her 50's got on my bus, processed to eat a tub of sour cream. i was disgusted.

tehOJ · 5 months

Wow... She's a pagan too... I can tell by the way she's dressed.. and sadly I have that same shirt.

Sigh...

Alias135 · 5 months

Trolling tip. Acquire empty mayonnaise jar. Clean thoroughly. Fill with vanilla pudding. Eat in public. Enjoy reactions.

McSasquatch · 5 months

She's probably on a keto diet.

Tighthead420 · 5 months

I want to see her fupa.

Dericko1986 · 5 months

It's good for you!

simeonthebruce · 5 months

Its funny because the olive oil was probably extra virgin

erthwormal · 5 months

well I, for one, say good for her

...yep

CaptainTrips369 · 5 months

I hope you got her number.

LunaMcLovin · 5 months

This is how I felt after I clicked on that link.

Foley1 · 5 months

this is making me feel so fucking sick, i'm going to watch some beheading videos to get this out my head.

Wyer · 5 months

She recently also started drinking diet coke. I CAN EAT EVERYTHING NOW.

Rose1982 · 5 months

It's sad when you see people who have simply given up.

GeyserShitdick · 5 months

just be yourself!

matz8916 · 5 months

extremely relevant

and you are welcome!

consciencecalling · 5 months

I don't know what I was expecting.

SandpaperVagina · 5 months

I just threw up in my mouth a bit .......

MoDub · 5 months

Maybe she cleaned the mayo all out after she used it, and keeps milk in it to drink on the go, cause the lid closes so nicely and it won't spill in her bag.

dgc3 · 5 months

slow suicide

Labubs · 5 months

What a fucking slob. Although, this would do well for a "And on that day, not a single fuck was given" pic.

DivineDevil · 5 months

I for one, actually feel bad for this poor lady. Her facial expression makes it seem as if she knows what she is doing is bad, but does it anyway because she has lost all hope. : (

mccscott · 5 months

Slowest ....suicide.....ever

heywhatsgoingon · 5 months

or maybe its just this

zwt · 5 months

I can tell from the green label it's light mayo - made with olive oil. She must be on a diet.

astro2039194 · 5 months

I remember seeing a comment on reddit once. I forgot the context of the link, but it had something to do with mayonnaise. And one of the comments was based on someone thinking it wold be a funny idea to go out in public with a tub of marshmallow cream in a jar that says 'mayonnaise' on it. This just made me think of it

morgantic · 5 months

She must work out a ton to eat what she wants and stay in such GREAT shape.

Adam579 · 5 months

Where are you from? I swear i've seen this lady before

deadendcruiser · 5 months

But it's healthy, it's made with olive oil.

kingmichael15 · 5 months

This disgusts me.

gadorp · 5 months

It's ok because it's olive-oil mayo. That's good for ya.

mypantsareonmyhead · 5 months

The first thought that flashed into my head was "I wonder what she smells like". I think I need help.

Red_Woody · 5 months

Which one is the tub? The difference is hard to see.

ganonthesage · 5 months

She obviously got the memo that mayonnaise is an instrument! On her way to a concert right now!

xDactyl · 5 months

aaaaaand I'm done with Reddit for the day

Toilet_Bowl · 5 months

I don't know if it's just me, but I can't help but to feel bad for the woman. Immediately after clicking that image, I just felt really sorry for her and I'm not sure why. Please tell me I'm not the only one.

whateverisay · 5 months

This is why you're fat!

enjoi4995 · 5 months

This makes me sad

fluxionz · 5 months

The odd thing is that the olive oil variety Kraft mayonnaise is reduced calorie/fat. Its specs are about half that of regular mayo, iirc. It's a lot tastier than the usual low-fat mayo, doesn't taste as sweet/weird.

SunshineAvocado · 5 months

she's practicing her instrument!!

wild-tangent · 5 months

"It's genetic, I swear!"

/s

rickaccused · 5 months

I don't know what I expected when I clicked that

Aurumpf · 5 months

Maybe she has just started low-carb diet, don't judge!

ScoWeazy · 5 months

I can't believe she's doing that. Everyone knows that mayo is a finger food.

BumbleTummy · 5 months

Bet she's washing it down with a cup of gravy.

just1nsfw · 5 months

Disgrace to humans.

jingle82 · 5 months

Lol. He thinks it's a woman.

baltimore94 · 5 months

Are you sure this isn't happening?

Side note: Not where I first heard of this, just the first thing google gave me.

Mista_Silky · 5 months

She thinks shes Swedish Meal Time.

ItsJustNoah · 5 months

I think I am gonna be sick.

yumcax · 5 months

I'm surprised I had to scroll down more than halfway to see someone pointing out that this is a repost.

http://karmadecay.com/www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/q4p3m/woman_on_bus_eating_tub_of_mayonnaise/

Rosie2jz · 5 months

It's good for you!

scollins1990 · 5 months

i feel like i can smell her

KC-53 · 5 months

Entire pages of WTF and this picture makes me feel queasy.

evilone4fun · 5 months

I saw this and for a second thought it was my friends wife. If you see this man i'm sorry but had to say it.

theycallmejerzee · 5 months

TIL: FUPAs can have FUPAs

tryshapepper · 5 months

Hey at least its made with olive oil, so she's getting her omega 3s!

TallWhiteandNerdy · 5 months

In the words of the swedish meal time chef...It's good for you!

mylastbreath11 · 5 months

what if she`s just trolling you, and that is actually like vanilla icing or something?

aerosquid · 5 months

i've seen this pic on reddit at least 5 times now.

DrSkateBoard · 5 months

I don't know what I expected to see.

WTF

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