When a baby is staring at you and the parents aren’t looking:

periwinklemoon · 6 months

And that awkward moment when the parent turns around and catches you in the act.

Man_with_the_Fedora · 6 months

I always open my eyes real wide, and then cross them. Most babies have never seen that. The look of bewilderment is priceless.

zoinkability · 6 months

I do that regardless of who's looking.

Also if there's no baby around.

iamsofakingwetodded · 6 months

I always flare my nostrils.

shoutful · 6 months

I stick my tongue out at kids all the time and my mom recently informed me this is rude? Y/N?

mrawesomesuperhero · 6 months

One time this little kid was in Wal-Mart with his legal guardian and she says, "Stay close to me, Kidname." And right at that moment I locked eyes with him and said in my most serious whisper, "RUN AWAY."

candledick · 6 months

babies are the toughest opponents in staring contests.

[deleted] · 6 months

I was alone with my 5 year old cousin on my first visit to Pakistan, and I'm a very basic Urdu speaker (the language spoken there). He was just staring at me, and I said "I'm going to turn you into ground beef" in Urdu. Little did I know that his mom was right outside listening. Awkwarrrd.

keetzkeetzmf · 6 months

Dear Reddit. I am with child, when it is born and people DON'T do this, I will be very upset.

BusRider · 6 months

Bean.

isniffbikeseats · 6 months

I do this entirely too often. Getting caught is always so awkward as is underestimating the childs age and they actually speak up/scream about said creepy face.

Puumaa · 6 months

I ALWAYS give a baby a wink, just to mind fuck them a bit.

laurensvo · 6 months

I've gotten a lot of kids in "trouble" by doing this. They're parents always think they started it. Or the kid will try to point out the weird lady with the face and by then I'm just some person walking behind them and "it's rude to point."

Clowens · 6 months

My mother does this all the time...

"Mom, i think you are freaking that lady out." "why?" "Because you've been staring at her baby nonstop for like 15 minutes"

wizy57 · 6 months

I make it my objective in life to make babies cry by making faces and not getting caught. Huge fun.

Honey_Baked · 6 months

When I have a little kid come in with their parents and they stare at me I give the most evil and mean look I can at them. It scares them and makes them do this hide their face in mommy's crotch kinda thing. It makes me laugh.

sharkansas · 6 months

relevant

bl33k · 6 months

Clicked hoping to see a Mr Bean reference. Left satisfied. Here's your upvote good sir.

IKnowYouNow · 6 months

I usually speak directly into their mind; they are usually surprised. Not always.

Wookie_Sauce · 6 months

Babies have a phase where any face you make at them is super hilarious and awesome, and a (slightly later, I think) phase where every face you make at them is scary and makes them cry. It's hard to tell which phase a baby is in, so just go for it and see what happens.

Glenners · 6 months

I usually flare my nostrils at babies. Makes them go ape-shit

toshtoshtosh · 6 months

I do this when someone honks at me and they're just being shitty. Much more satisfying than a middle finger.

IAmA-Steve · 6 months

The Bruce Lee take

khrysthomas · 6 months

As a parent with a two month old, I do this. I don't care if people are looking.

jamesbiff · 6 months

If its babies and they are staring at me, i usually turn away from them, then SUDDENLY TURN ROUND making a silly face.

gets them every.time.

tzakrajs · 6 months

This kills the baby.

Eclipsado · 6 months

In my experience, such thing attracts even more attention from the kid.

[deleted] · 6 months

That's how you make babbies cry.

IByrdl · 6 months

Is that pay phone... floating?

wherethebuffaloroam · 6 months

[fixed] the dude's face on the cut out at the Knicks game

tonythetiger1 · 6 months

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does this.

BillyPeters · 6 months

I do this a lot, kids love me.

Altair3go · 6 months

Was listening to Zombie Nation when I opened this gif... wow. Just. wow.

shufflez · 6 months

I do the same thing when I see a dog staring at me.

partanimal · 6 months

I totally do that when they are looking. They usually giggle.

redditor6969 · 6 months

yup i do this just because those little babies stare so much. give those kids somethin to remember!!

BuffaloBounce · 6 months

hahahaha. I do that all the time.

[deleted] · 6 months

hoho stylish!

anonymous-coward · 6 months

Every day, I'm disappointed to learn I'm a bit more normal.

highTrolla · 6 months

No joke, I went to the premiere of that movie in Montreal. His nose is huge IRL.

UnknownArchive · 6 months

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
when a baby is staring at you and the parents aren't looking	12^coms	580^pts	2^mos	gifs

source: karmadecay

benefractal · 6 months

I'm guilty

ProductiveAtHome · 6 months

Kind of looks like Alabama face guy

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