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[–]MustStopMasturbating 209 points210 points ago

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Just keep upvoting. Just keep upvoting. Just keep upvoting, upvoting, upvoting. What do we do? We upvote, upvote. Ha Hooo Hoo Ho Hoooo~ I love to uuuuupvote. When you WAAAAAAAAANT to upvote you want to-

[–]Aisthetiks[S] 31 points32 points ago

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[–]Se7en_Sinner 12 points13 points ago

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I'm surprised this movie didn't get a sequel.

[–]AloSec 51 points52 points ago

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Because they realized that if they made a sequel it would ruin it. Just as many other sequels so.

[–]SmokingMarmoset 25 points26 points ago

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True. They found Nemo... what else could you do that wouldn't ruin it?

[–]faultydesign 13 points14 points ago

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Let's make a sequel about them making it back home!

[–]WITHYOURASSHOLE 7 points8 points ago

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Its the future, Nemo becomes a father and is much more conservative and relaxed in his older years, but his son is wild and lacks restraint, as he once did. Through a series of mild and cute adventures that bring father and son closer together, Nemo Jr learns the values of caution and patience, and Nemo Sr learns to become young at heart again.

[–]blargthe2 6 points7 points ago

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So basically finding nemo 1 with different names

[–]25_Cent_Booch 5 points6 points ago

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HEAVENS NO! We need to have as many recurring characters as possible, regardless of unfitting it would be for them to return.

[–]Naylor 5 points6 points ago

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Finding Nemo 2: Finding Marvin

[–]Jared6197 2 points3 points ago

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What if the sequel was about hunting the fish that ate his family?

[–]Naylor 1 point2 points ago

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no way man gotta go taken sequel with this. its the only way

[–]jettrscga 3 points4 points ago

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That doesn't stop them. They still make money off of bad sequels. See: Every other slaughtered Disney classic and Sandlot 2 and 3.

[–]Kerblaaahhh 7 points8 points ago

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It does stop Pixar. They only make good sequels (Toy Story), or bad sequels of bad movies (Cars).

[–]SocialIssuesAhoy 3 points4 points ago

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Okay what is it with people and Cars? I didn't see the second one (only Pixar movie I've ever skipped on) but I'm a HUGE fan of the first one. It was hilarious, had a lot of amazing songs, and was a really touching story!

[–]d_minus_jedi 0 points1 point ago

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From what I understand (having never seen the second myself) there were a few things that disturbed some people.

One such example: It got political. With how Pixar loves putting subtle adult humor and themes into kids movies, Toy Story for example they went a little overboard with "Big Oil" and such. Something that goes over a kid's head for example, but it seemed a little blatantly obvious for the adult audience. As in repeatedly. Wall-E, although it had mountains of trash covering the earth, it was never mentioned or discussed by any of the characters. If the Captain from Wall-E said anything about needing to clean up the Earth, as what they should be doing, that would of ruined it for me. It was mentioned by the CEO guy, but only as a piece of history, and it just wasn't part of the main plot. Cars 2 though, from what I understand, made "Big Oil" the "bad guy" of the movie. not very subtle.

[–]SocialIssuesAhoy 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't seen the second one so I don't know about any of that... sorry if I wasn't clear. I don't know why people are always hating on the FIRST one, which I loved personally.

[–]alphaxistephie 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't even know there was a Sandlot 2 or 3... Hmmm

[–]LuridTeaParty 1 point2 points ago

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When Steve Jobs had majority control of Pixar, he made the company contractually obligated not to make sequels, only original work. When he sold his shares to Disney, the first thing they did was make Toy Story 2.

[–]Super_Z_Fighter 4 points5 points ago

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But Toy Story 2 was awesome.

[–]MamasBoy 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah but my whole family killed themselves after watching Toy Story 3.

[–]Super_Z_Fighter 3 points4 points ago

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Yup, another case of incineratorsceneicide.

[–]markatwar 0 points1 point ago

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wow i was talking about finding nemo in my bio class today and thought this exact same thing

[–]RoflCopter4 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, remember when The Empire Strikes Back ruined Star War--- wait a minute...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You can thank George Lucas for not directing that one.

[–]RightToSquare 1 point2 points ago

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I read that as George Lopez. I need glasses.

[–]Dr-Farnsworth 1 point2 points ago

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Wait. I can't afford glasses. IM LATINO!!

[–]TheCornbread 0 points1 point ago

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Oh and Terminator 2!

[–]TreeHuggingHippy 5 points6 points ago

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Shrek shouldn't have had any sequels.

[–]Gozerchristo 5 points6 points ago

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Just bad dreams we've learned to block out.

[–]nononomebusy 4 points5 points ago

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Shrek was made by Dreamworks, not Pixar

[–]TreeHuggingHippy 0 points1 point ago

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I know. An example of why sequels can ruin movies.

[–]CasedOutside 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ramotsky 0 points1 point ago

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"Not sure if this is meta or you've just exemplified what you were demeaning"

[–]Aisthetiks[S] 0 points1 point ago

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If I were only smart enough to have thought of it that way. That's genius.

[–]Epitome_Of_Awkward 0 points1 point ago

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My guess would have been ol Ten Second Tom

[–]Yoyo8 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking more like the character, Drew Barrymore played in 50 first dates. Just up voting and up voting, everyday

[–]Secret_Boner 60 points61 points ago

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Naw, it's this guy.

[–]immafiremylaser 71 points72 points ago

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Yeah, new users do have a tendency to approve of things they enjoy and have never seen before.

[–]emeaguiar 21 points22 points ago

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damn those meddling kids!

[–]TheQueefGoblin 2 points3 points ago

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With Reddit's gradual transformation into 4chan, soon we will be calling them "newfags." Watch and see.

[–]NukaCola100 25 points26 points ago

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Are you sure it's not this guy?:aforementioned guy

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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I take it I've told you about my condition.

[–]GodManDog 5 points6 points ago

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Oh, you're in a playful mood.

[–]ziplokk 0 points1 point ago

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Good Guy Pierce.

[–]Secret_Boner -1 points0 points ago

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Naw, that dude gets internet junk tattooed on his body after he has seen it. He's got an Inception type thing going on with the one of Goatse.

[–]AerieC 48 points49 points ago

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[–]ReDocter17 11 points12 points ago

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I also think it's the guy on the left.

Hopefully you know where this is from.

[–]jrblast 7 points8 points ago

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For those who don't know, that's from 50 First Dates. This guy lost his memory every 30 seconds

[–]Naylor 2 points3 points ago

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wasn't it ten seconds? i though his name was Ten Second Ted, or tom or something

[–]jrblast 3 points4 points ago

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Ten second Tom sounds right.

[–]Odusei 2 points3 points ago

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I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say 50 First Dates. Then again, the image doesn't load for me, so maybe I'm just clairvoyant.

[–]fawker 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, I thought it was Couch Trip.

[–]Kubaker1 1 point2 points ago

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Hi, I'm Tom.

[–]soyabstemio 0 points1 point ago

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Charles Manson?

That evil bastard.

[–]chippewhattha 0 points1 point ago

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Tom Savini?

[–]UpvoteAllOfThePosts 41 points42 points ago

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Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

[–]Aisthetiks[S] 7 points8 points ago

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Eh not much. Nothing really blowing up in the comments yet. But hey! You're here :)

[–]alphaxistephie 1 point2 points ago

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No you're here. :)

[–]Aisthetiks[S] 1 point2 points ago

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And you!

[–]alphaxistephie 1 point2 points ago

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I like this string of comments... you are an important piece to this conversation.

[–]Aisthetiks[S] 1 point2 points ago

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That is one of the nicest things anyone has said to me! lol.

P.S. thanks for keeping it alive!

[–]alphaxistephie 1 point2 points ago

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No thank you for starting it :)

[–]Aisthetiks[S] 0 points1 point ago

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so how is your evening going?

[–]alphaxistephie 1 point2 points ago

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pretty boring... what about you?

[–]Aisthetiks[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty much the same here. Just visiting family. They're all asleep and I'm just messing around online.

[–]Chubbstock 22 points23 points ago

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P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

[–]Satogkit 6 points7 points ago

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I remember reading that the name P Sherman was chosen because it kinda sounds like "fisherman" if you say it with an accent. Feesherman

[–]teejaygreen 21 points22 points ago

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I get annoyed when a large part of the content I see here is content I've seen before. I'm sure that's why my downvoting rate has only increased over time.

However seeing something for the nth time is relative to how long you've been "here". I'm sure the content that was new to me 2 years ago wasn't new to other people, but I wouldn't want to rob myself of that content for their sake.

So what's the solution to this problem? I think it will involve taking a tool like Karma Decay (Tin Eye for Reddit), with additional refinements, and letting users check off a "Don't show me things I've already seen." check box, possibly with various sensitivity levels (like a spam filter), and other options ("all" page only, not on specific subreddits, not for "new", etc).

Each new submission would be checked against the Karma Decay database. Then when a user loads Reddit it will filter out things they've already up/down voted, commented on, hidden, etc. I already do this for things I've up/down voted, but now instead of excluding a specific Reddit submission it will exclude a specific "image hash" (or whatever the unique identifier is) from the Karma Decay database.

Too bad I'm not smart/motivated enough to do this myself, or I would start some hokey project to get it rolling.

[–]dasqaus 10 points11 points ago

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tl;dr: You could set it up to where things you have seen before are filtered.

That would be awesome.

[–]teejaygreen 3 points4 points ago

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I did ramble a bit there, and I forgot to add a tl;dr. Thanks!

This is something I've been thinking over in the shower the past week or so, and there was a lot more I wanted to say, but I was already getting preachy.

[–]dasqaus 2 points3 points ago

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I like it a lot, and may try and get it working.

[–]Flyingbuffaloman 0 points1 point ago

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After a few months your reddit would be completely empty.

[–]dasqaus 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe if you got too liberal with it. I see it as more just blocking things you've seen.

[–]KillaPeas 2 points3 points ago

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3 yrs later

" I should check reddit today. Oh, no new posts again. Fuck it I'l try spacedicks"

[–]My1Addiction 3 points4 points ago

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[–]reelmusik 16 points17 points ago

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Why do I have the feeling this is a repost. I kind of want it to be even if it isn't.

[–]samurairaccoon 2 points3 points ago

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It most certainly is, along with all the top posts of "hey no its THIS guy! lololol"

[–]Megadeth619 98 points99 points ago

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To quote reddiquette

Please Don't: Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

Not everyone has seen everything before.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 7 points8 points ago

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I always imagine people who bitch about reposts as sweaty basement dwellers who spend all their waking hours online. "I saw that at 3am! Repost! How could anyone else not have seen that?! LAME!"

[–]Kensin 2 points3 points ago

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To quote reddiquette

Please Don't: Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

Not everyone has seen everything before.

[–]bradygilg 12 points13 points ago

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Who wrote the reddiquette?

[–]jphw 36 points37 points ago

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Crab People.

[–]KillaPeas 7 points8 points ago

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crab people, crab people....Taste like crab, talk like people...crab people, crab people

[–]hypertown 2 points3 points ago

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Wilford Brimley.

[–]Megadeth619 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DavidMcF 0 points1 point ago

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Who watches the watchmen?

[–]quin_dawn 2 points3 points ago

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I don't have enough time to look at every single post on reddit, so I like reposts because I have the chance to see something I missed before.

[–]oktboy1 1 point2 points ago

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I also don't browse r/new

[–]Aisthetiks[S] 11 points12 points ago

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I really do get what you're saying. This is really just satire pointing at the people who complain.

That being said.

To quote reddiquette as well

Please Don't: Downvote opinions just because you disagree with them. The down arrow is for comments that add little or nothing to the discussion.

I really don't think that some people understand this rule.

[–]BeezowPooPoo_ZGopGop 18 points19 points ago

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According to this rule, AndrewSmith1986 should have -40k karma or more

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Yea, fuck that guy. All of a sudden we like him again.

[–]BenjermanM 2 points3 points ago

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He's not that bad. He just seems to comment on EVERYTHING. Didn't notice until I tagged him.

[–]aco620 0 points1 point ago

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And yet on the other hand, all of Reddit went up in arms and downvoted him for a week or so because they disagreed with his opinion on the Chris Brown/Rihanna post situation recently.

[–]Megadeth619 8 points9 points ago

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Agreed, they absolutely do not. I propose all reddit users must enroll in reddiquette 101.

[–]yellowbird91 4 points5 points ago

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I...I no longer mind reposts, if Dory enjoys them...

[–]Tuon 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed, she's too much sunshine to be annoyed with.

[–]shockaa 11 points12 points ago

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Jenna marbles?

[–]h2sbacteria 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Bryanzuvich 5 points6 points ago

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Then...who downvotes?

[–]Aisthetiks[S] 16 points17 points ago

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[–]Bryanzuvich 4 points5 points ago

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Genius. Pure genius!

[–]JoySmilesHappyShit 2 points3 points ago

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Jacques! Perfect.

[–]machoul 1 point2 points ago

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Yes!

[–]maplebloom 2 points3 points ago

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I don't mind reposts. If I enjoyed it the first time, I like seeing it again. If I see it for the first time after it's reposted, I've found something I enjoyed.

[–]devophill 4 points5 points ago

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No, I'm pretty sure it's me.

[–]ChromeBoom 3 points4 points ago

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Real laughs were produced

[–]acg706 27 points28 points ago

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Or maybe people who haven't seen them before?

[–]TheQueefGoblin 4 points5 points ago

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But don't you understand that I want the Reddit community to only upvote things that I haven't seen before?! God, how difficult is that?!

[–]Megadeth619 20 points21 points ago

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This. Not everyone has seen everything on the internet.

[–]kw4208 12 points13 points ago

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And anyone who doesn't spend every waking second on reddit.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 6 points7 points ago

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What the fuck is wrong with those people?

[–]KillaPeas 4 points5 points ago

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Sick fuckers, with their "Friends". Pathetic.

[–]jphw 2 points3 points ago

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Those Social bastards.

[–]bradygilg -1 points0 points ago

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You don't have to have seen everything on the internet to have seen the same gif that's on the front page every three days.

[–]SecondSophistic 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah, I'm definitely going to save this one and repost sometime next week. Look out for it!

[–]StonePaleAle 0 points1 point ago

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Why wait until next week?

[–]StonePaleAle 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MilesAwayy 2 points3 points ago

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I wish I could speak whale.

[–]Keepsitreal_c93 2 points3 points ago

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That picture brightened my day.

[–]kittenkat4u 2 points3 points ago

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i just laughed so hard i'm pretty sure my BF thinks i'm nuts. thank you for that good sir/madam.

[–]Waff1es 2 points3 points ago

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Or, its people who have not seen the original before and do not spend time researching if the its a repost or not.

[–]Pondaq 2 points3 points ago

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[–]nsarlo 2 points3 points ago

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Implying everyone on Reddit is a poopsocker who catches everything to ever be posted in every subreddit.

[–]TheBSReport 2 points3 points ago

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Or you know, since millions of people use this website. Someone who has not seen it before.

[–]AntonJokinen 2 points3 points ago

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Naw people with lives. Who haven't seen every thread ever on reddit. In other words, not me...

[–]zublits 2 points3 points ago

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More like people don't spend 24/7 on reddit and .... gasp .... haven't seen it before.

[–]SirNiglet 2 points3 points ago

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Or you know, it could be people who are not on here every hour of every day.

[–]heretoupvoteeveryone 2 points3 points ago

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Actually I am.

But in reality I upvote less than the average redditor.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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How do you know how much the average redditor upvotes?

[–]MasterMasturBater 2 points3 points ago

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Its people who aren't on Reddit all day.

[–]crimsonsentinel 6 points7 points ago

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Or...people who don't browse reddit everyday?

[–]xadalia 2 points3 points ago

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just keep upvoting, just keep upvoting...

[–]pharmbandit 1 point2 points ago

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Not really related but Dori is part of the story:

I used to work for a large Home Loan company as a file clerk. I was friends with some of the data entry people and another file clerk who was my age. Then we got a new hired file clerk named Lori. She was awkward. Didn't speak much. One time the young file clerk and I were stopped at a cubicle having some laughs with a few of the data entry people. We happened to be talking about Finding Nemo and how stupid Dori was. A couple minutes later our supervisor approaches us and says that Lori has reported that we have been talking in a group about how stupid she was. We explained what happened and she felt dumb. She quit a few days later.

BONUS STORY-Lori and I were placing our collected files into the shelving. I was squatting down to get the files at the bottom of my cart and she bent down to put files on the lower shelving. She farted in my face. Dammit Lori.

[–]rogpog195 1 point2 points ago

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[–]stephwilson 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit Ellen!

[–]hypertown 1 point2 points ago

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Short term memory is nothing to joke about.

[–]Jazzbandrew 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, God. What have you done?

[–]Aisthetiks[S] 0 points1 point ago

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That put a huge smile on my face. Imiation is the best form of flattery eh!

Cheers!

[–]CallMeMrBadGuy[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Why would Ellen upvote this junk?

[–]Xadev 1 point2 points ago

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More likely people with jobs and/or a life outside of the internet and do not sit on Reddit all day hitting F5, thus gasp missing some things that are originally posted.

[–]lasercow 1 point2 points ago

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Thats how I imagine Jenna Marbles since seeing that on reddit a while ago

[–]II-DeFeR-II 1 point2 points ago

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Jenna Marbles keeps upvoting everything!

[–]TurboSticks 1 point2 points ago

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Ellen DeGeneres?

[–]aminoofar24 1 point2 points ago

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Jewish redditors everywhere just shit their pants

[–]mojomeagan 1 point2 points ago

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Damn straight, lol! P sherman 42 wallaby way : )

[–]gnat_ 3 points4 points ago

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Jenna Marbles is the one responsible for all the upvotes?!

http://i.imgur.com/jmDlw.jpg

[–]furtiveraccoon 6 points7 points ago

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P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney

karma please

[–]Tuon 0 points1 point ago

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Will do :D

[–]social_skills 4 points5 points ago

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It's probably just people that didn't see the origional post.

[–]Scoldering 3 points4 points ago

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We get new redditors all the time.

[–]IsuzuBellet 2 points3 points ago

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Naw it's this gal

[–]StonePaleAle 4 points5 points ago

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Clicked link. "Wait, wut?" <ding>

Funny.

[–]efrance1 2 points3 points ago

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I have two addresses known by heart:

  1. My own

  2. P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 1 point2 points ago

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[–]garaging 1 point2 points ago

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I'd feel weird upvoting this, so I am not gonna.

Thanks. Bye

[–]TheQueefGoblin 1 point2 points ago

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What I think when I see complaints about reposts: "HOW DARE SOMEONE POST SOMETHING -I- HAVE ALREADY SEEN?"

Reddit is a community-powered site. What's on the front page is determined in a "democratic" fashion. That is to say, if enough people haven't seen something, then that thing will be upvoted and will appear on the front page, regardless of whether or not it's been posted before.

Do you complainers realise that if you just shut the fuck up and stopped complaining about reposts then there would be so much less crap (smart-ass comments and threads) around here?

[–]DEWadikt 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry i tend to upvote everything.

[–]goodbadnomad 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck. Are we honestly talking about this again? This subject, as a whole, is honestly the most irritating part about Reddit — the wholly ironic reposting of complaints about reposts.

I really wish we, as a community, could stop bitching about them and come to terms with the fact that Reddit isn't a personalized new content aggregate. If you've seen it, kindly stfu and move on.

[–]Perseus109 0 points1 point ago

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Ups for sorry!

[–]ErmacAnd1 0 points1 point ago

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Dory must love r/trees then

[–]ejduck3744 0 points1 point ago

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I'll give reddit this much, there are a hell of a lot less reposts than any other site I have gone on, but now I have been pampered too long and cant stand to go on any other time wasting site for longer than 5 minutes.

[–]sudoed 0 points1 point ago

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Jenna Marbles?

[–]BuckyDuster 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, that's me. Busted!

[–]BuckyDuster 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, that's me. Busted!

[–]Flanney 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BecauseIam 0 points1 point ago

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I just got done watching this... and I have the song stuck in my head.

[–]utterdamnnonsense 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting a telly-tubby.

[–]beeleighve 0 points1 point ago

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Jenna Marbles is a Redditor?!

[–]JesterAzazel 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine the people that upvote reposts are people that aren't always on Reddit, so they haven't already seen them. Even if you only log off to sleep and go to work/school you're bound to miss a shit-ton of posts.

Think about how many votes (up and down) a post gets vs. the number of people on Reddit total.

[–]alex0229 0 points1 point ago

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Who was that again?

[–]Swivel_Chair 0 points1 point ago

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[–]justindbutler 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The more people that have red cards, the more this is likely to be true.

[–]Shibby9386 0 points1 point ago

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Glad i'm not the only one that noticed the copious amount of reposts lately.

[–]HairlessSasquatch 0 points1 point ago

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I just bought a new toilet and there's a lot of splash back

[–]bastianbalthazarbux 0 points1 point ago

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I had a friend named Marie who was very troubled ever since she was very young. She had attempted suicide a couple of times and failed. I hadn't seen her for a couple of years so I looked her up on facebook to see how she was doing and her status was "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming." A few days later her sister found her in her closet. She had hung herself. Totally ruined Finding Nemo for me...

[–]carnatedsweetrellish 0 points1 point ago

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I just watched that with friends a couple minutes ago!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"My name is Leonard Shelby. I'm from San Fransisco..."

[–]Tuon 0 points1 point ago

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I can never read/say 'Escape' the same way...

[–]SubtleMockery 0 points1 point ago

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And she's a happy, positive fish, with many friends and a bright outlook.

[–]ShibuBaka 0 points1 point ago

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I'm really sorry I don't spend every waking moment on Reddit.

[–]artemisfowl15 0 points1 point ago

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Is her fin pointing forward or backwards?

[–]MonkeyManBoy 0 points1 point ago

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Excactly! Everybody need to waste their lives making sure - no, absolutely sure! - nothing has ever been posted before, on a repost website.

[–]Dori_the_fish 0 points1 point ago

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P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney

[–]quezalcoatl 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't this a repost?

[–]blinkooo 0 points1 point ago

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I made a list of all the repost on Reddit This should help everyone out!

[–]abandonedNL 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rand0mnewb 0 points1 point ago

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this is what i was thinking, us ents, we forget. see funny, upvote. whats so wrong with that?

[–]desertjedi85 0 points1 point ago

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Hey guess what? I'll upvote anything I like that's NEW to me! It may be a repost to you but it's a new post to me sometimes.

[–]slerpaderp 0 points1 point ago

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why does everyone care so damn much about reposts? something that was posted a few months ago deserves to be seen by those who haven't seen it before. I don't get what the big deal is - karma is not even worth anything, no one is getting cheated out of anything. chill out people

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

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Not every person on reddit has been here forever, and not everyone spends hours every day here. Hard to imagine, I know.

Some people would downvote the sunrise, repost brah.

[–]GnarlyToaster 0 points1 point ago

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Or you know, all the people who haven't seen things before.

Or people who HAVE seen them before, and think they're still funny, so upvote them again.

[–]knowshun 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, all these people..its like they spend time not on reddit and occasionally miss things. The bastards.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Repost!!!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Believe it or not, some people haven't seen the content you've seen!

[–]sbroue -1 points0 points ago

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Aisthetiks redditor 4 13 days and already seen it all!

[–]Aisthetiks[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Long time lurker ;)

[–]barry4bama -1 points0 points ago

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reddit for 14 days. callls out reposts. sbs

[–]Enmire -1 points0 points ago

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The subtle joke: this is a repost.