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[–]cebolladelanoche 19 points20 points ago

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I wanted to verify that this was indeed a bear, so I quickly did a Google image search for "Shaved bear". It was not a good idea.

[–]MayorEmanuel 10 points11 points ago*

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I imagine you saw a bunch of naked men.

[–]ballsandbutts 4 points5 points ago

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I feel a "fixed" version of this post coming soon

[–]ApocaLiz 14 points15 points ago

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Reminds me of the Yao Guais in Fallout 3.

[–]LMessenger42 3 points4 points ago

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Remember don't feed the Yao Guai. That is all.

[–]dumble99dore66 4 points5 points ago

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I don't really see where the 'aww' is in this... Approved anyway :)

[–]amazingmaximo 2 points3 points ago

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I think I am alone in finding this dude mighty, adorable, and elephantine. I would totally have him as a pet to protect my homestead while having camaraderie.

[–]Hoodooz39 2 points3 points ago

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I think this is why humans wear clothing. Our more hairy ancestors got used to looking at each other covered in hair and by the time we were relatively hairless, everyone was like, ewww, gross, look at the homo sapiens with all the skin showing and no hair! WEIRD!!! So, we skinned a bear to wear his hair to look more "normal" and that's where we are today.

Either that, or god gave us a tree of knowledge and a snake tricked the first woman into eating from it so then mankind became aware and embarrassed of their bodies.

Probably one of those.

[–]Illuminaughtyy 26 points27 points ago

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Or maybe because sometimes it's fucking cold.

[–]War_Machine 5 points6 points ago

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eureka!

[–]Ronald_McFondlled 0 points1 point ago

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probably cold first then protection then to cover up indecency. edit: forgot protection, thanks ProsithiusErvingMott

[–]ProsithiusErvingMott 0 points1 point ago

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Or if your trudging through thickets all day hunting and gathering, thorns and branches are going to hit you in the tallywacker enough times that you are going to find something to protect yourself.

[–]Ronald_McFondlled 0 points1 point ago

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right, i forgot about protection. don't ask me how i did that but i did. after all that then decency

[–]Honestly_ 0 points1 point ago

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Godless killing machine, indeed!

[–]IanMcAwesome 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody else think it looks a bit like a kangaroo?

[–]melechkibitzer 0 points1 point ago

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Im thinking this could easily be mistaken for a sasqwach bigfoot thing

[–]Ronald_McFondlled -2 points-1 points ago

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if i saw this i. would do four things: 1) shit bricks because now i know what it is and its still a bear so yeah. 2) piss myself 3) probably die of laughter 4) either die for real or run like shit once i catch my breath. probably the former.