It's a valid arguement.

Thoraxe · 6 months

They're also covered in hair and aren't worried about shitting is weird places.... just like dudes.

Surfacetovolume · 6 months

Women! Am I right, guys??

Jespoir · 6 months

cringeworthy title! *argument.

yourfacelikesme · 6 months

What about the straight men in the world that also love cats?

kelsifer · 6 months

I'd assume that women don't want to have the same relationship with their cat as they do with a guy.

deejayalemus · 6 months

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shomer_fuckn_shabbos · 6 months

It is no wonder why there are so many forever alone posts.

cuddlebear · 6 months

correction every quality women SAY they hate in men they love in cats.

experience shows men who behave as described get lots of attention from women.

horrorshowcheena · 6 months

What kind of woman wants a dependant man? Is this really how reddit views women?

No wonder you're all foreveralone.

moratnz · 6 months

Society doesn't praise them went they cut the balls off their men.

Also, cats snuggle.

katielady125 · 6 months

Maybe it's too obvious a rebuttal, but how many of these women are trying to have sex with and or raise a family with their cat? While I love me some kitties I sure wouldn't want one raising my children among other things. Cats just serve a different purpose in the lives of women.

RonaldFuckingPaul · 6 months

the cat is the baby, not the dude
and you don't have to care for it

Ranchama · 6 months

my cat comes when i call....never wants to be left along and rarely sleeps and never goes outside....i love my kitty :3 and no im not a crazy cat lady i do have a boyfriend :3

TheWatersBurning · 6 months

More importantly, why do women like men?

9_out_of_10_dentists · 6 months

We recommend you learn how to spell.

Bel_Marmaduk · 6 months

FW:FW:FW:FW:RE:LOL WOMEN

keepsmilen · 6 months

I'm pretty sure this isn't actually a valid argument. Technically I mean.

ThisIsSeriousGuys · 6 months

Cats != Men

Thats why.

drakeypoo · 6 months

This is the stupidest fucking thing and I don't know how it's managed to get almost 1000 upvotes. It badly stereotypes both women and cats (and men, indirectly) and might be funny to a high schooler who's never actually had any interaction with women, I guess.

paparatto · 6 months

Cool sexism

ISayWhatIWantToSay · 6 months

This would make sense if it said "girls" and not "women". Women like their space and silence just fine, thank you very much.

jamesneysmith · 6 months

Cats aren't constantly trying to stick their dicks in women though. Also cats are probably better listeners. No advice, just purring.

oilofolivier · 6 months

Not all men are like that, and most of the things listed are not the reasons some women like cats. It isn't a valid argument, it's a stupid argument.

HighbrowIdiot · 6 months

Are you unsure about how to properly stereotype your woman into this category as fast as possible? I'll give you a hint: meow at them all the time, in a really annoying way.

ben9345 · 6 months

The argument that poor spelling is not a capital offence on the internet is not, however, valid.

Sabbatai · 6 months

All of the 12+ cats I've owned in life have had the opposite of all these qualities.

They come when I call, sleep with me at night and love being around me.

Cat owners are doing it wrong I think.

Upjumpstheboogie · 6 months

Because fluffy

rivers747 · 6 months

This is fucking stupid.

meliko · 6 months

To be fair, cats don't try to have sex with you when you're not in the mood.

koenigin · 6 months

Whoa, my two favorite things: a picture of text, and sexist tripe!

omgitskirby · 6 months

Wow, way to stereotype.

Werewolfgirl34 · 6 months

That argument doesn't apply to the cats OR the men I have interacted with.

[deleted] · 6 months

Serisouly? ಠ_ಠ

yanizzle · 6 months

its very obvious that most of these comment are written by heteronormative males. but when can you expect from a post that promotes these subtly oppressive gender stereotypes.

corcyra · 6 months

Any opinions on how a guy would react, if 'his' woman behaved like a cat?

Smaskifa · 6 months

The photo makes it look like this is under glass in a museum.

Indon_Dasani · 6 months

Those are attributes I see much more in 'outside' cats.

I've found that inside cats are cuddlier and more social, and prone to play fetch.

darkegg · 6 months

Now if only we could lick our own balls.

Puryie · 6 months

Wrong wrong wrong, those traits are the ones women like.

erotic_banana_pie · 6 months

Not that I agree with this argument, but to be fair most crazy cat women are single, and possibly using the cat to replace the void they are feeling from the lack of male companionship in their life.

OverKillv7 · 6 months

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inevitablyirrelevant · 6 months

What exactly is the context of this? Why is it behind glass?

toThe9thPower · 6 months

Not all cats are like this... Sooooo cool story I suppose. I have had quite a few cats over my lifespan, and they have all be affectionate. They come when I call for them, and even seek me out just to hangout and show their love. Some cats I suppose are douche bags, But I would easily suggest it is far less than the majority of awesome cats out there

c_anderson1390 · 6 months

Lol @ all the sexism. ...and this is why I have a dog. Cats have too much of a 'cba' attitude.

Sastrugi · 6 months

They also have really small dicks.

Photoincognito · 6 months

And they don't come when you want them to...

iongantas · 6 months

My cats are not like this. My Animalism is stronger. ;)

Cozmo23 · 6 months

They keep both around to not feel lonely.

Khatam · 6 months

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WarpTheWorld · 6 months

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DDDyson · 6 months

Not a valid argument. Considering what kind of men women prefer to have sex with, those are precisely the qualities women love in men too.

tulriw9d · 6 months

My girlfriend loves her cats more than she loves me because "bitches be crazy"

iihatephones · 6 months

Not all cats are assholes, so I guess that makes your argument invalid.

JTDeuce · 6 months

It's because they hope to change them just like they hope to change us.

hekati · 6 months

my cats are needy to the max (to the point of crying at the door when we leave), listen very closely when I call since it's probably food time, they stay within 20 feet of their food bowl/the couch/the bed (aka their grooming parlor) at all times, and love snuggling to the point of suffocation. thank god my husband doesn't do that.

Corwinator · 6 months

Is it possible... Is it possible that women actually enjoy being treated this way?

Is it possible that they thrive on the drama and relationships are by and large just a game to them in which the goal is to get the cat/man to pay attention to them against their will?

Nahhhhhhhh.

highas_akite · 6 months

This just proves that they really love those qualities.

jel0514 · 6 months

also if you dont have food to entice them they want absolutely nothing to do with you, and would much rather spend their time with another pussy

[deleted] · 6 months

The toxoplasma is more likely the reason.

Solidbob · 6 months

The same could be said for men and dogs. Case in point, THEY NEVER FUCKING LEAVE YOU ALONE.

nickthedick69 · 6 months

and vice versa on why men love dogs

jigby61 · 6 months

Because cats are like men, but CUTER!

rightguys · 6 months

no, i am

BrotimeAtBrojangles · 6 months

I think all men should try to be more like cats.

slash2151 · 6 months

Upvote x 1,000

Mel_Melu · 6 months

I don't really cats...I have been trained by Disney and Cartoon Network to hate them. I love dogs!

jeffytuttles · 6 months

a cats poop effects women to make them like the cats thats y there is more crazy cat ladies then men scientific proof

nutano · 6 months

I might just steal this and post it on facebook... I have a few friends that would appreciate this.

rinon · 6 months

lol never noticed that good observation

Chiglio · 6 months

So if we're like cats, does that make women like dogs since dogs are attention whores?

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