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[–]adirondack928 59 points60 points ago

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And she doesn't feel any of it

[–]LoganUtexas 3 points4 points ago

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Well idk if you heard but small penises are all the rave now, college girls go crazy for them. Neutrino size you say? JACKPOT

[–]parkwat 1 point2 points ago

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[–]nioe93 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]manberry_sauce 18 points19 points ago

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So we're just going to ignore this over on the right?

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[–]HuRRaCaNe 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny because it's a cat, with a bowtie.

[–]r0b0torg 0 points1 point ago

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yes.. needed some science in my reddit diet today thank you

[–]holyerthanthou -1 points0 points ago

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I needed a your mom joke AND a science joke, this fit quite well in my daily diet.

[–]DrunkDrSeuss 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad the punchline is in the title.

[–]VinceViegel -1 points0 points ago

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I know what a neutrino is, but how does it "penetrate your mom"?

[–]Polar_Squid 1 point2 points ago

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Neutrinos fly through space and pass through almost all matter with very little effect. So we're all constantly getting penetrated by neutrinos.

[–]av4rice -1 points0 points ago

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But OP's image only refers to a single neutrino. So luckily he only fucked my mom once.

[–]Polar_Squid 0 points1 point ago

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Running a quantum physics train.

[–]YO_ITS_TYRESE -1 points0 points ago

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you definitely used the right meme for this.

[–]tcsuperstar -1 points0 points ago

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r/space would love this

[–]RGT42 -1 points0 points ago

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I always love a title that ruins the punchline...

At least the joke wasn't funny to begin with.

[–]Recycle0rdie -1 points0 points ago

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I have no idea what I'm doing.

[–]thirtythr33 -5 points-4 points ago

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If you don't know what a neutrino is so you don't get the joke, please click here.

[–]patislow -3 points-2 points ago

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Hold on, gotta google neutrino. Oh ho, I get it now!