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[–]damnit_blondemoment 59 points60 points ago

Offer me money. -- Power too. promise me that. -- Offer me anything I ask for!

I want my father back, you son of a bitch!

[–]Legoandsprit 14 points15 points ago

STAB!

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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

I could never stab anyone. I have trouble with the capri sun. (credit to tosh)

[–]Legoandsprit 1 point2 points ago

I can open a Capri Sun, I just have a mess with the juice going everywhere. So unless I plan on drinking their blood, (ಠ_ಠ) I should be fine.

[–]bisbyx 0 points1 point ago

It's about time.

[–]mcketten 6 points7 points ago

Best revenge line. I always make a stabbing motion when this happens in the movie...so satisfying.

[–]damnit_blondemoment 1 point2 points ago

I do the same thing! Love it.

[–]border87 30 points31 points ago*

I bought this as a t-shirt. Best $20 I've spent in a long while

Edit: A lot of you have asked where, Brizznook took the responsibility on to go and look up the link. Thanks for that! Red Bubble

[–]jakewill 14 points15 points ago

I can confirm that he did, indeed buy this t-shirt, and a spare for me, his brother. Thanks, Bro!

P.S. I wear this t-shirt weekly and almost always get a "Is that Inigo montoya?" :D

[–]ktbugrox 7 points8 points ago

Prepare to die!

[–]brizznook 9 points10 points ago

[–]backtobackbluebirds 1 point2 points ago

WHERE!

[–]jakewill 1 point2 points ago

P.S.S - Reddit stalked, sorry. :)

[–]makinganotheraccount 0 points1 point ago

Where'd you buy it?

[–]bayerava 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't help myself. I had to buy one too.

[–]kpantsthegreat 0 points1 point ago

I am currently wearing this tshirt!

[–]amolad 76 points77 points ago

Oh, yeah. At first, I thought it was Charles Manson.

[–]OmegaArcadia 29 points30 points ago

Nice try, six-fingered man.

[–]Mad_Murdock_0311 -1 points0 points ago

Glad I'm not the only one.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

Anyone else think it was Zappa for a second before getting the joke?

[–]demoncarcass 8 points9 points ago

I still thought it was Zappa, what's the joke? Yes I really don't get it.

[–]Kelvara 6 points7 points ago

I'd highly recommend watching The Princess Bride, it's a great movie. But, if you want to just get the reference watch this.

[–]xyzornat 1 point2 points ago

I didn't think it was possible to have not seen that movie. I forget how amazing the movie is until I see it again. And Fred Savage.

[–]Crimms 0 points1 point ago

I should've watched the movie first :(

[–]VirgilWoods 0 points1 point ago

Haha yeah I came in here to double check it was Zappa.. I still don't get the joke :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

its from the movie "The Princess Bride" see ^ the above link for the reference...took me a minute haha

[–]VirgilWoods 0 points1 point ago

Yup, I realized it right after I posted. Never seen the movie but always wanted to. I think I'll get on that now :D

[–]go_fly_a_kite 0 points1 point ago

i'm pretty sure it's zappa and clearly have yet to get the joke.

oh! it's inego montoya, is it?

[–]Iknoitwasufredo 26 points27 points ago

What...

[–]maskomeng 28 points29 points ago

MY NAME IS WHO?

[–]squidward4444 27 points28 points ago

My name is...

[–]manbrasucks 53 points54 points ago

Chikka chikka slim shady.

[–]Cheech47 10 points11 points ago

Hi kids! Do you like sword violence?

[–]yeropinionman 6 points7 points ago

Want to see me stick 9-inch nails into your eyelids? (you know, because you killed my father)

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[–]yeropinionman 5 points6 points ago

Then I'll use my sword to f--k you up worse than my life is?

[–]oodunkin 2 points3 points ago

May I have your attention please?

[–]Orwhatever 1 point2 points ago

prepare to die.

[–]wholetyouinhere 1 point2 points ago

You prancing kingfisher.

[–]Iknoitwasufredo 0 points1 point ago

Or whatever!

[–]Iknoitwasufredo 0 points1 point ago

No!

[–]Whired 0 points1 point ago

You killed my father

[–]Iknoitwasufredo 2 points3 points ago

I'm sorry :-/

[–]TheDoctorXI[S] 1 point2 points ago

Prepare to die.

[–]JoshCalCal 4 points5 points ago

I expected it to say/be something about that slimshady fellow.....

[–]bassmanyoowan 3 points4 points ago

Every time I watch homeland I can't believe Mandy Patinkin is Saul!

[–]coremech 10 points11 points ago

Hello my name is Repost. You downvoted my father, now prepare to karma.

[–]Benjamak 4 points5 points ago

..Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

[–]NathMan 9 points10 points ago

STOP SAYING THAT

[–]Benjamak 2 points3 points ago

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

[–]olafthebent 4 points5 points ago

... he looks a bit like Charlie Manson there

[–]SlugsOnToast 2 points3 points ago

I always write "Not Important".

[–]SubtleKnife 0 points1 point ago

My dance partners often ask me my name. I shrug, smile, and say, "Who needs names?"

[–]theswim 2 points3 points ago

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[–]Disco_Drew 3 points4 points ago

He didn't fill them out. How am I supposed to know what his name is?

[–]SionGWN 5 points6 points ago

INCONCEIVABLE

[–]buckybone 0 points1 point ago

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[–]YoungFlyMista 1 point2 points ago

The talent of some people is fucking amazing. Bravo.

[–]DenominatorX 1 point2 points ago

Relevant: T-Shirt

[–]Riggy1234 1 point2 points ago

My friend Inigo hates this shirt

[–]Bronkko 1 point2 points ago

i thought it was frank zappa

[–]TranscendRedditation 1 point2 points ago

Now that is what I call a...

Takes off sunglasses

Meta-vendetta.

[–]Cynikal818 1 point2 points ago

damn...I posted this months ago and only got 20 something worthless internet points. fuck.

[–]cocoamunckies 1 point2 points ago

Was anyone else hoping it would be Eminem?

[–]suicide_monday 1 point2 points ago

[–]Get2dachoppa_plz 1 point2 points ago

You keep using those stickers, I do not think you know what they mean.

*Yes people I get the reference BUT this had to be done.

[–]Mattinthehat12 1 point2 points ago

[–]Filthywizard 1 point2 points ago

Pau Gasol?

[–]9babydill 1 point2 points ago

Slim Shady?

[–]Wahlenator 1 point2 points ago

Chicka Chicka Slim Shady.

[–]johnnyquest88 2 points3 points ago

That is clever... very clever

[–]scottykn0ws 1 point2 points ago

For those oblivious to the awesome Princess Bride.

[–]MrVoila 0 points1 point ago

Slim Shady?

[–]HorseBach 0 points1 point ago

This the sort of thing that when displayed (as a poster/tshirt or otherwise), one can really gauge the overall quality of people based on their reactions. I love this movie so much.

[–]ginjah_ninjah 0 points1 point ago

This is absolutely the best poster ever. i would pay you to put this in my apartment

[–]StudleyMumfuzz 0 points1 point ago

This is the name of my Skyrim character. I am still looking for a man with six fingers...

[–]wtfOP 0 points1 point ago

...is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me...

[–]durtydubnutsub 0 points1 point ago

Kurt Vonnegut?

[–]scumbag-reddit 0 points1 point ago

Well? What the hell is your name? I demand to know.

[–]singularityneuromanc 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was charles manson at first

[–]Thedeadmilkman 0 points1 point ago

You peeled my father, prepare to dye.

[–]digivolve_already 0 points1 point ago

Hello....is it meee you're lookin' for? hello? hello? hello? hello?

[–]IHaveNoTact 0 points1 point ago

Gotta love it when you know exactly who you're going to see a picture of.

[–]SigmaStigma 0 points1 point ago

It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

[–]pvwras 0 points1 point ago

First thought when I saw this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd2rI0SyPgI

[–]IncarceratedMascot 0 points1 point ago

As a man with six fingers on his right hand, this shits me up.

[–]WHITE_DUDES 0 points1 point ago

CHARLES MANSON

[–]malimbar04 0 points1 point ago

I... I couldn't look at that and NOT say it out loud.

[–]coojw 0 points1 point ago

INIGO MONTOYA MOTHER FUCKAS

[–]coojw 0 points1 point ago

.. you killed my father..

[–]rambleon84 0 points1 point ago

there was a theatre near me showing this as their midnight movie this past saturday but i couldnt make it...settled for watching the bluray on sunday

[–]SleepyTurtle 0 points1 point ago

Does this come in a poster?

[–]Cuddlezekittehs 0 points1 point ago

Aw man, I'm so old. I've totally got that Eminem song stuck in my head...

[–]resolutionz 0 points1 point ago

Earl?

[–]yeropinionman 0 points1 point ago

This just made me smile

[–]cheezeybeards 0 points1 point ago

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

[–]MakeYouMad 0 points1 point ago

STOP SAYING THAT

[–]strayngeclouds 0 points1 point ago

He changed my life.

[–]blankfacetotherescue 0 points1 point ago

so awesome

[–]wskrs 0 points1 point ago

Mandy Patinkin?

[–]mymarrowsjustlow 0 points1 point ago

Hova?

[–]SneakyKiwiz 0 points1 point ago

This is incredible. The artist is a gentleman and a Scholar.

[–]chadizzle 0 points1 point ago

Dr.Greenthumb!

[–]asharkey3 0 points1 point ago

That is, hands down, the coolest thing I have seen all day

[–]mindtaker87 0 points1 point ago

Hello, my name is...Repost

[–]PunkRockBilly 0 points1 point ago

Cant tell if Charles Manson or Frank Zappa

[–]zHellas 0 points1 point ago

Special Agent Gideon?

[–]Daniel110 0 points1 point ago

Steve Jobs?

[–]RileyD 0 points1 point ago

Joe and I work in a button factory...

[–]Turtlenips 0 points1 point ago

You don't say!

[–]zkevin 0 points1 point ago

Shirtify this PLEASE

[–]thatusernameisalre 0 points1 point ago

Oh man that is awesome. I think I would pay for a replica on my wall haha

[–]boogiemantm 0 points1 point ago

I picked the perfect shirt for this very post.

Pic related

[–]Djagersdale 0 points1 point ago

Is that Yon Yonson?

[–]collapsibletank 0 points1 point ago

Is that a picture of John Oates that SHOULD be a picture of Lionel Richie?

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[–]iSteve 2 points3 points ago

I always thought the casting in 'Dead Like Me' was brilliant. Mandy being most famous for saying "prepare to die!"

[–]philihp 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know that that's who mandy patinkin was. I only knew that name from Mr. Show.

[–]CaptainMogran 0 points1 point ago

Inigo Meta-ontoya!

[–]CaptainMogran 1 point2 points ago

Cause like...it's a metaphysical statement. C'mon, you guys know this one.

[–]xeltius 0 points1 point ago

...slicky slicky Slim Shady

[–]DirtyMonday 0 points1 point ago

I am soo happy that redditors appreciate one of my favorite movies...

[–]Count_Rugen 0 points1 point ago

Stop saying that!

[–]Pgh_Rulez 0 points1 point ago

Haven't smiled that big in a while. To date one of the best mustaches of all time.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Prepare to die 10coms 63pts 3mos pics
Hello... 58coms 402pts 5mos funny
Hello my name is... 23coms 386pts 3mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]IdRatherBeLurking -4 points-3 points ago

I'm getting the feeling that nobody ITT gets the reference...

[–]jeepbraah 0 points1 point ago

I do.

[–]eagleapex -1 points0 points ago

<3

[–]islaydragons -1 points0 points ago

Oh hey, it's this again. Very cool.

[–]mb72 -1 points0 points ago

Yo Landi fuckin' Visser; FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[–]EOD_pyro -3 points-2 points ago

Iñingo Montoya...

[–]thesouthhighlander -1 points0 points ago

y u kill father

[–]Tratix -1 points0 points ago

Skrillex

[–]uberkonsumer -3 points-2 points ago

That is NOT SLim Shady! .... Don't H8 I've seen the Princess f***ing Bride

[–]gamerj9212 -1 points0 points ago

who is it?