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[–]pacmanwasright 321 points322 points ago

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[–]imitator22 44 points45 points ago

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Busted

[–]Cheapliquid 19 points20 points ago

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You think they would learn this is the internet.

[–]FAPDegren 22 points23 points ago

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Wwooow. So I'm relatively new to Reddit...do I upvote the post for being funny, or downvote it for lying?

[–]TigerTrap 53 points54 points ago

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I downvote for the lie, why not just post it under some other title? Why do you have to make up a story? It's OK in some cases where it's clear that it's a joke but seriously, fuck dat shit.

[–]Phallic 8 points9 points ago

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My war veteran autistic cat climbed out of her wheelchair to upvote your comment.

[–]lawlshane 1 point2 points ago

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My gay bullied abandoned sister was able to upvote yours too because someone rescued the little guy from a cardboard box on the side of the road while she was protesting SOPA.

[–]panzerschrekk 1 point2 points ago

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the problem comes with sad stories, like: wife beats husband to death. upvote to get the attention of the masses or downvote because of the sadness?

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[–]HitlerWasSoBrave 0 points1 point ago

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I would lend you my shovel, but it seems you're doing just fine digging that hole for yourself.

[–]RAWR111 8 points9 points ago

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Alright here's what you do: Upvote guy that pointed it out, downvote this guy, and then the MOST important step: You take a screenshot of both the title and the comment then roll the dice with an "IT'S SHIT LIKE THIS REDDIT" post to Wtf/pics/whoever the fuck will take you for link karma.

You're welcome.

[–]thenuge26 1 point2 points ago

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This guy has it figured out!

[–]caldera15 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]lawlshane 1 point2 points ago

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You downvote it because OP is a lying sack of shit attention whore.

[–]thedeejus -2 points-1 points ago

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If you like it, upvote it.

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[–]invictus1 2 points3 points ago

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that is completely not the "real point" of the voting system.

http://code.reddit.com/wiki/help/reddiquette

[–]arghabargh 9 points10 points ago

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No.... no she didn't, but you can imagine what it'd be like if she did, right? right?

[–]dave256hali 2 points3 points ago

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Everyone on? Good, grand, wonderful... NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!!!

[–]Skidnuts 0 points1 point ago

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see this is why I think 99 percent of posts like this are pure bullshit.

[–]long_wang_big_balls 0 points1 point ago

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People don't even try anymore :(

[–]Guesty_ 0 points1 point ago

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HAAAAA

[–]thedeejus 0 points1 point ago

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Well shit, whoever did find this has to be SOMEONE'S sibling. How do we know for sure?

[–]Sagerian 0 points1 point ago

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Why do people even bother trying to lie about shit on the internet? Seriously. It is just one great big fucking detective agency.

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[–]demoz71 1 point2 points ago

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Ya ok.

[–]slypig 39 points40 points ago

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Be honest, it was on her car, wasn't it?

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[–]Damadawf 26 points27 points ago

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I bet you don't even have a sister, you big fat phony,

[–]Ivnnio 11 points12 points ago

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This guy is a phony! A big fat phony!

[–]HitlerWasSoBrave 2 points3 points ago

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chiv? more like chav? am i right? c'mooooon????

[–]candyman420 12 points13 points ago

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Haha! yeah right.

[–]yurf 2 points3 points ago

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Lol, it's funny cause women can't drive.

[–]stufff 0 points1 point ago

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So why are you such a lying piece of shit?

[–]slideyep 5 points6 points ago

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Who leaves a note like that?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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OP

[–]TheMormonAthiest 2 points3 points ago

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Well, you can tell from the handwriting that it is a female.

[–]slideyep -1 points0 points ago

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I think it's just more uneducated (the letters not being joined). I just say that because I can't cursive for crap and that's kinda close to my handwriting (dude here).

[–]caboose1234 1 point2 points ago

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Cursive. That thing you spent 3rd grade learning and promptly never used again.

[–]slideyep 2 points3 points ago

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You don't use cursive anymore?

[–]InvalidWhistle 1 point2 points ago

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I only handwrite in cursive.

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[–]Skidnuts 14 points15 points ago

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Be even more honest...you thought this up, wrote that note, and took that pic

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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Someone already found it elsewhere on the internet, see the first reply. You goddamn liar.

[–]RetroGamer85 1 point2 points ago

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The first reply was written 7 hours after OP posted this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I know, I was replying to OP. It's not like he didn't know his sister found this note.

[–]KimJongSvante 8 points9 points ago

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wtf, are you actually starting to believe your own lie?

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[–]TJFadness 1 point2 points ago

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It might even be that no one is at fault, with the first person making a very minor parking mistake, the second person compensating a bit too far, and so on to the point that it's all fucked up a couple of hours later.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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BOO THIS MAN!!!!!

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[–]Copernicus4Dummies 6 points7 points ago

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As someone who appreciates wit, I would amend that to say it was most definitely the RIGHT person.

[–]Physics_Unicorn 2 points3 points ago

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oh lord, it looks like my mother's handwriting...Where did this happen?

[–]NinjAsh19 2 points3 points ago

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Haha, I had a note left on my car once while I was at Barnes & Noble. It said "Next time you're at B&N, buy a copy of Parking for Dummies."

[–]Cerebral_Cereal 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.vat19.com/dvds/parking-tickets-booklet.cfm Look for the one that says "The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad would've pulled out."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm so angry that I'm going to make a passive aggressive and well punctuated letter! That'll show them!

[–]Hammyman 1 point2 points ago

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[–]darknecross 10 points11 points ago

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It's because instead of posting a funny picture OP is trying to make it about him, which makes him a self-centered karma-whoring twat.

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[–]darknecross 2 points3 points ago

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The kind of buddy-buddy post like this one diminishes the social link-sharing and aggregating aspect of Reddit to promote a more Facebook-oriented microcosm of irrelevancy. It's only about karma insofar as the intentions of posters and commenters and their selective tailoring to gain it. I don't care if they're trying to get karma; I care that the quality of their content isn't interesting as much as it is being tailored and fabricated to garner attention for the poster.

This is a blatant example of that attention whoring. It would have been no different if the OP didn't lie about the picture. He did so because (a) he wanted a way to personalize the link with other redditors and (b) he wanted the attention it would bring.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Aside from it already being found elsewhere on the net.

So ya, chiv is lying.

[–]Phil_J_Fry 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jelly_wobble_head 0 points1 point ago

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My mum blocked squeezed into an incredibly tight space once, boxing some guy in pretty tight. He left a note on her wind shield threatening to rape all her children (no shit). Little does he know 2 of her kids, myself included, are quite big and have been training in martial arts awhile. I'd kinda like to see him try.

[–]Smokeythewolf 0 points1 point ago

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When I get little passive-aggressive notes on my car like this, I slash every single tire of every single adjacent vehicle. FUCK society.

[–]alamandrax 0 points1 point ago

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dude, you park like a looney.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I remember seeing a pack of note cards you would rip out and put on the windshield of a bad parker. this is it, i think. I saw this one in it, i am sure.

[–]Meowtlandish 0 points1 point ago

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On a side note, my Dad was once accused of parking in a coworker's spot (had his name on it and shit). He came out to his car at the end of a day to find a sticker on his driver side window. Upon trying to peel it off, he realized that it was essentially superglued on there.

Of course he had not parked in this guy's spot, and ended up getting him to pay for removal of the sticker.

Why the guy was so passive aggressive as to have super stickers made up, I will never understand.

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

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As an adult back in school I just want to ask, who the fuck taught young people to park? Do they not cover that in driver ed anymore? Every day I see half a dozen cars parked over the line, between spots, right next to the car next to them, etc...

[–]paul22290 0 points1 point ago

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Well either your sister is a girl who drives like one, or this whole post is made up.

[–]MisterMet 0 points1 point ago

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I hate notes like this. One time I was late for classes at college, and the only spot was one where the jerk next to it had parked way over the yellow line. I squeezed in best I could, spilled over into the next spot, and came back to find a note saying "Nice park job asshole."

So I got some paper and wrote "learn how to park" and put it on the note of the guy next to me, who had to park badly to make up for me who made up for the first person. I figured it someone was self-righteous enough to write a note, it would really piss them off if they got blamed for it.

[–]SirCannonFodder 0 points1 point ago

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"Well the joke's on you, I was artificially inseminated."

[–]InvalidWhistle 0 points1 point ago

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wow what a coincidence. I seen this exact same note on another website with a whole different back story. Notes really get around.

[–]DJUrsus 0 points1 point ago

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A friend of mine in high school had a stack of business cards emblazoned with Mickey Mouse flipping the bird and the following text:

Thank you for parking so fucking close

Next time, leave a can opener so I can get into my car

Assholes like you should ride the bus

[–]MrFeZ 0 points1 point ago

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My sister cant park FTFY

[–]geniusbean 0 points1 point ago

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what a bitch

[–]kevdeath666 -1 points0 points ago

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That was the harshest fucking burn i have ever seen in my life.

[–]LondonTiger -1 points0 points ago

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yeah yeah, how would you know the car parked too close if it wasn't her car?

[–]Boondie -1 points0 points ago

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Kill yourswld

[–]SimBech 2 points3 points ago

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is that short for yoursworld? whats yoursworld??

[–]Cheapliquid 2 points3 points ago

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We may never know the scale of butchering that comment endured.

[–]Boondie 0 points1 point ago

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The world is yours

[–]TChuff -1 points0 points ago

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I just don't understand why the note takes it out on the father. He may be a good driver.

[–]Self_Hating_Liberal -2 points-1 points ago

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"Pull out like your father should've", the antiwar protesters yelled at LBJ.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Ya know, I think we should start a "Stop inconsiderate and idiotic parkers" campaign. Maybe if every single jerkoff who parks horribly got a note like this, they'd try to clean up their act. Hmph!

[–]Hammyman 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well, we need it in the US. Darn it.

[–]LokedGangsta -2 points-1 points ago

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Here's a note I got on my car last winter.

There's barely any room out there and I'm fantastic at parallel parking, so sue me.

[–]Numlocks 1 point2 points ago

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We are just going to pee on your door handle.

-Your neighbors.