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[–]MFchimichanga 16 points17 points ago

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Dick nipples

[–]moonhead 2 points3 points ago

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if only they were shitting.

[–]merrskis 2 points3 points ago

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would you rather have dick nipples or a nipple dick?

[–]FinalFate 4 points5 points ago

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Can't I have both?

[–]spacekane 13 points14 points ago

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someone please fucking explain

[–]howboutme 7 points8 points ago

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He looks like he either used snake bite kits or the sexual vacuum pump's nipple attachments. NSFW

[–]spacekane 2 points3 points ago

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i'm going to go ahead and not click on any of those out of fear, but thanks for the reply.

[–]locopyro13 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]WellKudosToYou 0 points1 point ago

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"That has to to be at the Folsom street fair." zooms in "yup."

[–]rarkai 0 points1 point ago

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photoshop

[–]krispy11 19 points20 points ago

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forget the pepperoni nips, it's all about the sausage links

[–]ne99ne 2 points3 points ago

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It would be better if one of 'em was cheese.

[–]My_Boston_Terrier 1 point2 points ago

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I want to see them dipped in mustard.

[–]ne99ne 1 point2 points ago

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I pronounce you "delicious"!

[–]The_Painted_Man -1 points0 points ago

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You could cut glass with those things.

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 8 points9 points ago

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im out

[–]AzDraon 1 point2 points ago

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FTFY: I'm Out.

[–]My_Boston_Terrier 16 points17 points ago

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Is that how you grow a slim jim?

[–]IncrediBella 6 points7 points ago

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Ngggh. They must be so sensitive...

[–]Lord_Kruor 2 points3 points ago

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So if i cut them off with bolt cutters she would probably scream right?

[–]IncrediBella 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]WhitestAfrican 5 points6 points ago

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I'm strangely reminded of Scary Movie 2...Tim curry's nipples...

[–]gigantor323 4 points5 points ago

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Does anybody else want to give this guy double titty-twisters or is it just me?

[–]fulmer6 6 points7 points ago

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its pooping!

[–]DrMeowsworthMD 7 points8 points ago

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Not fake. This is a thyroid-induced problem called mammaritisis, which involves the nipples to swell to such large sizes. While not dangerous it is most certainly not a comfortable problem to have. It can be fixed with medication, but many choose to instead "milk" the nipples by squeezing out the puss as the nipples become inflamed. Many cultures (such as those in the far east) believe the puss from such inflamed nipples can aid fertility and both men and women (typically couples together) will take part in rituals, going as far as 'breast feeding' directly from the source. The goal is to manage to swallow and keep down the foul smelling (and tasting) puss - puking, though not that uncommon, is considered a bad omen.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Hm. Sounds legit, Dr. Meowsworth.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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i call bullshit

[–]BOBBmmmmmm 1 point2 points ago

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I trust him he is a doctor

[–]biketrike 2 points3 points ago

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But he's an MD!

[–]liberalwhackjob 2 points3 points ago

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Oh shit... wasn't there a comic about a cat that worked at a hospital??? someone please find that and get back to me.

edit: success! http://doctorcatmd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/viriusvisal.jpg

[–]Danjak 2 points3 points ago

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That's a really shitty superpower to have.

[–]perhapsanewusername 2 points3 points ago

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Jeez, if those were mine I'd've taken hedge clippers to them ages ago

[–]TroubleBruin 4 points5 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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OM NOM NOM

[–]jhangel77 1 point2 points ago

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if they were shitting they'd be http://tinyurl.com/6trtojm

[–]rainbowf00 2 points3 points ago

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You know ... as weird and as gross as this is (and it really fucking is), it would probably feel pretty good.

Erections feel good, peeing feels good, taking a nice dump feels good, nipples feel good.

Feels good, man.

[–]oiturtlez 1 point2 points ago

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im going to think of this next time i feel a girl up. thanks....

[–]UltraMegaMegaMan 1 point2 points ago

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'LIL SMOKIES!!!

seriously though, how many people did that completely ruin it for?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand that's why I don't eat cocktail weenies

[–]koxy 1 point2 points ago

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Someone crawled inside him, and is now poking their index fingers out through his nipples! THIS MUST BE IT!

[–]Madous 1 point2 points ago

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Tell me this is fake.

Please tell me this is fake.

[–]thankumrminer 0 points1 point ago

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holy shit she has dicks instead of nipples

[–]CrankyDreamer 0 points1 point ago

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I.... can't stop staring at them.

[–]Danez 0 points1 point ago

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I want her to put those in my cock-hole.

[–]imagine22jc 0 points1 point ago

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instant hotdogs

[–]murraywall 0 points1 point ago

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rock nip. lvl Asian.

[–]Lord_Kruor 0 points1 point ago

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This is disgusting.

[–]Norihajlekno 0 points1 point ago

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shitting dick nipples.

[–]B1llah 0 points1 point ago

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Just looks painful ..

[–]thewhigparty 0 points1 point ago

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those are some nips

[–]CallumFergy 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like pepperoni.

[–]BishiBashy 0 points1 point ago

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Nope.

[–]lazersnail 0 points1 point ago

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I thought of snakes. Like Independence Day, light em and watch em grow, snakes.

[–]tongshilaoshima 0 points1 point ago

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That is so fucking disgusting.