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[–]generalguyz 7 points8 points ago

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[–]9001 7 points8 points ago

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They said I could be anything, so I became an optical drive.

[–]spektre 25 points26 points ago*

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She's screwing up her employment chances.

Edit: Gender confusion.

[–]ForthEorlingas 17 points18 points ago

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By being born black?

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I hate myself

[–]ExplainsRacistJokes 8 points9 points ago

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This is funny because African Americans are discriminated against when it comes to employment; thus, the poster implies that the biggest barrier to employment for the person in the picture is the color of his or her skin. The poster evokes self-hatred as a way to point out his self-awareness of the racist nature of his remark, thus showing that he or she is 'with it' and deflecting potential accusations of racism.

[–]cheerstothefirstyear 4 points5 points ago

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You've done well, sir.

[–]missmariss 1 point2 points ago

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I believe the person photographed is a woman. Not sure if you care, but I thought I'd put that out there!

[–]runtotheabyss 0 points1 point ago

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it's actually a girl believe it or not, the bigger the disc the more cows her dowry is worth

[–]CircuitLogic 3 points4 points ago

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Oh Africa

[–]gnat_ 8 points9 points ago

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Should have gone with the Playstation 3 version instead.

[–]mqduck 3 points4 points ago

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How does this person eat?

[–]dfn85 34 points35 points ago

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Well the plate's right there....

[–]ExplainsRacistJokes 5 points6 points ago

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This is funny because it likens the traditional tribal modification seen in the picture to a plate, in addition to the original poster's comparison to a videogame console's DVD tray.

[–]KiloNiggaWatt -1 points0 points ago

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That joke wasn't racist. Son, I am disappoint.

[–]ExplainsRacistJokes 0 points1 point ago

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This is funny because the user claims to be able to judge whether a joke is racist or not, and yet his username is 'KiloNiggaWatt'. Said username's humor resides mostly in the unexpected use of a word which is used by African Americans as a form of empowerment, but that, when employed outside its proper context, retains its power as a hateful racial slur against Blacks.

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[–]dfn85 -3 points-2 points ago

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Alas, I am of the fairer sex, so your comment only just slightly falls short of gentlemanly perfection. Have an upvote anyway

[–]mathazar 2 points3 points ago

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They don't, it's from Africa.

[–]Canata 2 points3 points ago

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i expected to see a picture of an xbox when i clicked this

[–]Bencool 2 points3 points ago

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How else are you supposed to get food?

[–]corgonin 2 points3 points ago

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And if it's Final Fantasy, it would be "please insert disc 35".

[–]LoopSide 5 points6 points ago

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my friend has one of these women tattooed on his side. they are really beautiful... and now i'm in troll mode and forwarding this to him... hes gonna hate me LOL

[–]ExplainsRacistJokes 4 points5 points ago

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This is funny because it mocks a traditional tribal body modification of an African tribe, by likening it to the open DVD tray of a videogame console.

[–]Harodan 1 point2 points ago

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How/WHAT does he eat?

Oh wait- Soup.

[–]your_the_idiot 1 point2 points ago

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I know I'm not the only one who heard the eject noise.

[–]kablammywhammy 1 point2 points ago

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The tribe started wearing these because of the slave trade. Traders left their tribe alone because of them. So, a survival mechanism became beauty.

[–]kablammywhammy 0 points1 point ago

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And I can't say it's any worse than this: http://i.imgur.com/r1WFL.jpg

[–]Toast_One_Seven 1 point2 points ago

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yuck.

[–]kmadover 1 point2 points ago

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I just wanted to put chapstick on him.

[–]celestialwolf 1 point2 points ago

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Best post all day!

[–]grzzzly 1 point2 points ago

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I hate when that happens!

[–]Resident_Treevil 0 points1 point ago

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That is one clean tape line.

[–]MrTheJudge95 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't need any dishes from now on... That's on the plus side.

[–]CaptainMogran 0 points1 point ago

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Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

[–]lvlobius1 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more reliable than the drive on my 360.

[–]OhhWhyMe 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like she needs some chapstick

[–]random600 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of monster rancher.

[–]WarPhalange 1 point2 points ago

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He's going to regret that when he gets older and can't find a decent job.

[–]bindtortureandkill -2 points-1 points ago

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how is that funny?

[–]webby_mc_webberson 4 points5 points ago

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'cause it looks a little like a CD tray popped out and some witty individual quipped, "Please insert Disk 2".

[–]JoshAndArielle 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]minglow -1 points0 points ago

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Third world Monster Ranchers

[–]megizzle -1 points0 points ago

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Please insert gurder

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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It's funny, because there are no disc 2's anymore.

[–]TheProphetMuhammad 1 point2 points ago

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Dead Space 2 and Rage both had them.

[–]Howsmydirktaste -3 points-2 points ago

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This is borderline nsfl