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[–]Ikarus3426 64 points65 points ago

I don't have a friend I trust enough not to be a dick and hit the gas.

[–]LaterGatorPlayer 30 points31 points ago

I don't have a friend.

[–]yourmydinner 16 points17 points ago

You do now! Do you want to come over for dinner? I'm hungry.

[–]cresteh 3 points4 points ago

We're having LaterGatorPlayer for dinner.

[–]Nat_99 2 points3 points ago

Wanna go do karate in the garage?

[–]DutchPirate 1 point2 points ago

Your username: Is it my dinner? Your dinner? Our dinner their dinner? They're dinner? There dinner? We're dinner?

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[–]AddictiveSoup 8 points9 points ago

After slipping slightly his skull was run over and crushed.

[–]Snakkred 5 points6 points ago

Car probably has stock rotors on giving him a little wiggle room. Trips me out how so many people put these heavy monster rims on their car and leave everything else stock.

[–]Titan_Hoon 9 points10 points ago

They are dumb enough to put rims and a paint job that cost 5 times what the car is worth...of course they are dumb enough to not upgrade the brakes.

[–]IHeartAmber 1 point2 points ago

Most people aren't impressed by 6 rotor Brembos.

[–]InSorteDiaboli 4 points5 points ago

I believe you are trying to say six piston. Which is referring to calipers, not rotors.

[–]IHeartAmber 1 point2 points ago

Doh! You're completely right. A six rotor braking system would be... interesting.

[–]DeLoreanMotorCars 3 points4 points ago

[–]IHeartAmber 1 point2 points ago

You're not the only one!

[–]Lost_in_the_woods 1 point2 points ago

That shit is gorgeous!

[–]htown_swang 14 points15 points ago

They would be from Houston...gotta love the Oilers throwback!

[–]drmedic09 0 points1 point ago*

Luv Ya Blue

*edit

[–]gybryant 0 points1 point ago

That would be Luv Ya Blue. Unfixed that for you.

[–]drmedic09 0 points1 point ago

Grassy ass

[–]ShyneBox 12 points13 points ago

why would you repost something that is currently on the front page with the exact same title? Not trying to be a dick, I'm just curious.

[–]Secret_Boner -3 points-2 points ago

Look at the net upvotes this has currently.

[–]ShyneBox 1 point2 points ago

I know, doesn't that bother you?

[–]Secret_Boner 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes, I guess. I think I've comes to terms with it by believing that everyone on Reddit is a perpetual noob regardless of how long they've been here.

[–]ShyneBox 0 points1 point ago

That's a great way of looking at it. I think I can find serenity in it now.

[–]doenietzomoeilijk 1 point2 points ago

Imagine the average Redditor is a noob.

Then imagine that half of them are even worse.

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[–]JoyousCacophony 4 points5 points ago

Natural selection at work. Checkmate, Christians.

[–]ergocogitosum 1 point2 points ago

Don't try this at home.

[–]TeCuervo 0 points1 point ago

Feel free to try anywhere else.

[–]xcalisallpowerful 0 points1 point ago

Haters gunna hate...

[–]Red_Woody 0 points1 point ago

Dey see me repostin, Dey hatin.

[–]The_Morbid_Toaster 0 points1 point ago

[–]MeBoredsta 0 points1 point ago

I hope this becomes part of the DLC for the upcoming TWISTED METAL game

[–]tidux 0 points1 point ago

Morph Ball acquired.

[–]half-evil 0 points1 point ago

I wanted to laugh, but I kept imagining fingers being crushed and severed.

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 0 points1 point ago

Niggas gotta nig.

[–]corinmcblide 0 points1 point ago

[–]wink047 0 points1 point ago

with the classic houston oilers logo. nice

[–]memefix 0 points1 point ago

Should have used an infant.

[–]ellajacobsen 0 points1 point ago

Stop it! That's dangerous!

[–]Zaiyetz 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a joke. How was breakdancing invented?

Black people tried to steal the hubcaps of moving cars.

[–]___dude___ 0 points1 point ago

oilers-themed slab? must be houston...

[–]SkylineDriver -1 points0 points ago

SHIT DAWG IS THAT A 94 LINCOLN YOU MUST BE BALLIN DAWG

[–]bigwillFTW -2 points-1 points ago

[–]TangoEliminated -1 points0 points ago

luv ya, blue

[–]MadeForManics -1 points0 points ago

Now don't get me wrong, I love mistreating children as much as the next man but seriously.... ಠ_ಠ wtf...

[–]DongleNocker -1 points0 points ago

upvote for the of the Houston Oilers being displayed on the car.

[–]bitchpotatobunny -1 points0 points ago

Is that a Houston Oilers decal on the front quarter panel?

[–]triptrap -1 points0 points ago

Darwin award in the making.

[–]oldmoneey -1 points0 points ago

The Most Dangerous Rims

[–]YOUR-UNCLE -1 points0 points ago

This could go so wrong, so quickly.

[–]KaptanOats -1 points0 points ago

Now I'm not an expert...but wouldn't that be a bit safer if he did that on the rear wheel instead?

[–]Badminton -1 points0 points ago

In the words of the great Dave Chapelle. THIS IS THE MOST.. BALLIN'.. SHIT.. EVA!!!

[–]dVnt -1 points0 points ago

I never ceases to amaze me how far some people will take the most mundane shit.

[–]DecoyNumber7 -1 points0 points ago

Gives a whole new meaning to 'riding on Dubs'

[–]Wilawah -1 points0 points ago

He's ridin dirty

[–]eppursimouve -1 points0 points ago

ridin' on spinnaz

[–]Tedders588 -1 points0 points ago

Times must be hard when you try and steal hubcaps off moving cars.

[–]assholewithasmiley -2 points-1 points ago

Seriously... Fucking hood rats. No smiley for this.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

speed up! run him over. please. One less retard in the World. Just reminds me of a recent event in the news here in Canada... http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/02/20/couch-surfing-death-charges.html?cmp=rss