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[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

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HE IS HOLDING THE EVIL LAMP THAT HOLDS JA'FAR AND HE NEEDS TO CHUCK IT AWAY LIKE A FLAMING DICK PRONTO.

[–]NomadofExile -3 points-2 points ago

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I kinda wanna light your dick on fire to see what you'd do.

[–]apullin 5 points6 points ago

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[–]politicaldan 8 points9 points ago

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Not just the world....a WHOLE NEW world.

[–]ipeeoncats 4 points5 points ago

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It helps to have a big, shiny lamp.

[–]crossedx 5 points6 points ago

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Did anyone else read that in Aladdin's voice?

[–]geraldfjord 0 points1 point ago

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No, I read it in Isaac Hayes's voice.

[–]feyrath 6 points7 points ago

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repost bot, where are yooooooooooou?

[–]rossberry -1 points0 points ago

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I came here looking for him too...so disappointed. Not that the knowledge will stop the wave of mediocrity from voting it into the thousands anyway.

[–]SterlingCruncher -1 points0 points ago

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Reposted too many times, so it crashed.

[–]dmlejeune 1 point2 points ago

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This is a repost for sure.

[–]theJ3W 1 point2 points ago

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I showed that bitch my dick. Bitches love my dick.

[–]harveypoop 1 point2 points ago

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[–]biffbobsen 2 points3 points ago

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Yikes Genie is giving him the bedroom eyes there. Better not tell Jasmine about that.

[–]archerx 4 points5 points ago

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I'm sorry but Jasmin is not a bitch.

[–]caseyvill 1 point2 points ago

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why did I just sing that?

[–]mynameisnotjane 0 points1 point ago

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Boom de-yada, boom de-yada...

[–]caseyvill -1 points0 points ago

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"asiaid a beotias hibata starting of a brand new day"

[–]MrBae 1 point2 points ago

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I love how proud the genie is.

[–]MarleyandtheWhalers 1 point2 points ago

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Genie gave Aladdin that bitch three wishes. Bitches LOVE wishes...

[–]FluxChiller 3 points4 points ago*

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I hate seeing women being referred to as "bitches" in any form. It's disrespectful as hell.

Forever alone? Yep, thats you Mr. I call girls bitches.

BTW this is stupid as fuck, its not funny at all.

/me 36 year old happy married guy.

[–]IWasADifferentMeThen 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I've got to agree with you on this one. Sorry my lone upvote won't stem the tide.

[–]jspindell -1 points0 points ago

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[–]frenchy612[S] -1 points0 points ago

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*as fuck

[–]FluxChiller 0 points1 point ago

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Done!

[–]brningpyre -2 points-1 points ago

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The whole "white knight" thing is cool, but no one cares. Women call each other bitches all the time.

[–]l0go -1 points0 points ago

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Mm-m-m-m-m-m-m----monster Repost .... post ... post

[–]molotov_panini 0 points1 point ago

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RE-FUCKING-POST ASSHOLES

[–]MossBoss 0 points1 point ago

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Bitches love textin'

[–]linkstorelevantsongs 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Globalscree 0 points1 point ago

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SO, why don't EVE players get laid MOAR?

[–]MassColossus 0 points1 point ago

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I just have to ventilate: I think this post is shit. Stupid image, stupid title... everything is just stupid about it. But I guess that's a big part of reddit anyway. Do people actually find this funny? Clever? Thought provoking? Help me understand!

[–]molotov_panini -1 points0 points ago

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EAT MY DOWNVOTE BITCH

[–]MADBAKER -3 points-2 points ago

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the best "bitches love.." i've came across.