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[–]amacsquared 17 points18 points ago

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I am a praying-mantis.... and I AM FABULOUS

[–]Faps_Into_Socks 6 points7 points ago

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[–]ipeeoncats -1 points0 points ago

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Came here to say this.

[–]shiftshape 4 points5 points ago

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The aristocrats!

[–]blueberrydude5 4 points5 points ago

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http://tinyurl.com/7ksayn3

I now summon the voice of Confucius...

[–]gEntle-shepherd 1 point2 points ago

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Came to this thread because I just watched that movie. Thank you.

[–]Mackinstyle 3 points4 points ago

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"Okay now throw the ball back!"

[–]gangy86 2 points3 points ago

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Ta-Da!!.....SQUISH!

[–]HighInAK 2 points3 points ago

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"Transformation, transformation, transformation!"

[–]VirtualxD 1 point2 points ago

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I think I'm the only one that got this... Lol. And I applaud you sir.

[–]HighInAK -1 points0 points ago

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Friggin finally I get to make an inside joke!

WOOHOOO!

[–]VirtualxD 0 points1 point ago

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That only one person understood...

[–]HighInAK -1 points0 points ago

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Hey man, an inside joke is an inside joke.

[–]VirtualxD 1 point2 points ago

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Lol, I'll let you have your small victory.

[–]TrustyGuy 6 points7 points ago

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Come at me bro!

[–]BolshevikMuppet 5 points6 points ago

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Steve Holt!

Also a repost!

[–]dan420 -1 points0 points ago

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O'Doyle Rules!

[–]elpres 1 point2 points ago

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[–]virtyy 1 point2 points ago

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NOBODY CARES

[–]raffyoh 1 point2 points ago

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Florida?

[–]zacheryreich 1 point2 points ago

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Stuck the landing.

[–]LJay_sauz 1 point2 points ago

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sunbro praying mantis

[–]notnorton 0 points1 point ago

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What an elegant way to imply that you like getting head.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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GIT AT MEH BRAH

[–]Faps_Into_Socks 1 point2 points ago

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[–]knowses 0 points1 point ago

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What a beautiful creation. Nature is fantastic.

[–]Gorignak 0 points1 point ago

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Read that in Dr Orpheus' voice.

[–]sleepingmartyr 0 points1 point ago

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CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER!!!!

[–]princetrunks 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Parmathule 0 points1 point ago

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I now understand why there is a praying mantis kung-fu style.

[–]eaglebacon 0 points1 point ago

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Ta-da magazine, a magazine for and by Gay magicians! -Dave Atell

[–]Electri 0 points1 point ago

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Coolest picture I've seen all day. Than again, its 9:30 am..

[–]LockableDeadbolt 0 points1 point ago

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Move that BUS!

[–]rocketcraft 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like on of those Pentecostal Praying Mantises. Watch out! He's got the holy ghost.

[–]ISmokeCheese 0 points1 point ago

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Praise the lord!

[–]prometheusjptr 0 points1 point ago

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What you did there.. I see it :)

[–]sandcat_1 0 points1 point ago

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Hoorayyy!!!!

[–]neffstatic 0 points1 point ago

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I read this with the Windows Ta-Da sound in mind, now it will be stuck in my head all day :(

[–]jujukicks 0 points1 point ago

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Come at me bro

[–]Paultimate79 0 points1 point ago

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What is it meant to be imitation? Some sort of large lizard eye?

[–]Redpepper3 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of bugs life

[–]Zooperman -2 points-1 points ago

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repost

[–]lackofbiscuits 2 points3 points ago

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What of it? Just because you and some people have seen it does not mean everyone has.

[–]Zooperman 0 points1 point ago

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wow the reddit community is fucked if i ever repost something i get down voted into the nether when someone else reposts something they get upvoted like a god

[–]arialth -4 points-3 points ago

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Came here to say this

[–]DonFix 0 points1 point ago

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RE-REPOST!

[–]Kalthor 0 points1 point ago

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It's Dr. Sheldon Cooper

[–]Iceberg_Sim -1 points0 points ago*

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So I'm sitting in the bus station, minding my own business, reading Ta-Da magazine; A magazine made by and for gay magicians, but that's another story. Guy comes up to me, he's only got one tooth, just one, and he's not even taking care it. You figure when you are down to your last tooth, you should baby it a bit. Not this fucker. He's like "Hey man, can I help you?". I'm like, "Help me do what, remind me to brush and floss regularly, or to give a prison blow job, what?". He's like "No man, I thought you needed directions."

Edit: Apparently no Dave Attell fans here. Dave Attell - Skanks for the Memories.