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[–]stlunatic15 171 points172 points ago

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[–]subapanda 136 points137 points ago

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Brian put me in drive.

[–]Condawg 31 points32 points ago

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One of the top comments says it's Riley. After reading that, it sounds like it, too.

[–]AChanceRay 12 points13 points ago

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One must account for the Southern accent.

[–]Lucydycul 1 point2 points ago

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It's probably Ryan. He was on the road with his band, and after looking at their website, there is indeed a drummer named Ryan.

[–]alexis2044 8 points9 points ago*

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Brain put me in drive.

[–]dflemming 5 points6 points ago

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i think that was supposed to be dirty....buddy didn't get the message :-)

[–]kpuo 25 points26 points ago

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She liked it.

[–]FlyingPandaMonkey 25 points26 points ago

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Is it sad that all I could think while watching that was what a waste of perfectly good dessert.

[–]jimbo_baggins 37 points38 points ago

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Fat guy here, I was thinking the same.

[–]Paultimate79 19 points20 points ago

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Another fatty here, I can confirm this.

[–]spamato 9 points10 points ago

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You could always get it off his nipples.

[–]tekoyaki 1 point2 points ago

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The freshest way to consume dairy products!

[–]InkTits_SweetLips 4 points5 points ago

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I've worked at Sonic for so long, I'm burnt out on all the ice cream. I could waste a cone a day. But an ice cream blast? OHHHHHHHH HELLLL NO!

[–]Lucydycul 1 point2 points ago

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All I could think about was licking the ice cream off his cold, hard nipples.

[–]roastbeefcharlie 46 points47 points ago

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From comments: That fat black woman tried to say "it's illegal." How many others lawyers do you have working at the McDonald's there Felicia Fat Ass?

[–]timmyduboy 21 points22 points ago

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I always regret scrolling through down to Youtube comments, but it is like a guilty pleasure seeing how ignorant some people actually are.

[–]wolfkstaag 9 points10 points ago

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It is not physically possible to that high of a concentration of pure, uncensored, unhindered STUPID anywhere else in the universe.

True story.

[–]catchthisfade 15 points16 points ago

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9gag?

[–]derptyherp 2 points3 points ago

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I actually genuinely have without joking wondered if there was some kind of genuine scientific study about the reasoning behind the stupidity on youtube comments. It's like a force or wave of ignorance and the inability to properly use grammar just washes over every single youtube commentor.

[–]StutteringStanley 3 points4 points ago

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It's either stupid comments or multi-page political/religious debates on a video that have nothing to do with either.

[–]Khalexus 6 points7 points ago

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And then those political/religious debates just degrade into "YOUR A FUCKING IGNORANT DUMBASS CUNT" and then the inevitable verbose grammar Nazi bullshit.

[–]wolfkstaag 1 point2 points ago

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No kidding.

I think it mostly has to do with the average age of the average YouTube commenter. I'd put down hard money on a bet that they're 85% middle-schoolers.

[–]TheBruno 17 points18 points ago

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"They can have my cones when they take them from my cold, dead nipples"

-Patrick Henry

[–]AndrewCarnage 7 points8 points ago

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Making me somewhat uncomfortable is illegal. I mean, it must be, right?

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 10 points11 points ago

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Why does she think it's illegal? What the fuck?

[–]glinsvad 12 points13 points ago

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Maybe she thought he was naked, making it indecent exposure.

[–]My_Life_For_Zoidberg 7 points8 points ago

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TIL about cone-ing.

[–]omnidirectional 1 point2 points ago

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Cone-ing is Barbarian

[–]kx2w 1 point2 points ago

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Coning the Barbarian, or Coning is Barbaric. Make up your mind. You're like Coning O'Brian over here stuck between NBC and a hard place.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I heard "its illegal" and " can i ask why are you doing that" So somehow they knew ahead of time that he was up to it

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 3 points4 points ago

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I'm guessing it's because he only ordered ice-cream cones, he was being filmed, and they were already aware of the coning fad.

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[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 2 points3 points ago

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Doubt it. A man being topless going through the drivethrough wouldn't be that strange. Maybe it's because he only ordered ice-cream cones, he was being filmed, and they were already aware of the coning fad.

[–]janosaudron 1 point2 points ago

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The girl is SO obviously turned on by this....

[–]HabitRage 466 points467 points ago

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That chick looks super horny.

[–]GetsugaSSJ 133 points134 points ago

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Was gonna say this, she's obviously digging the look.

[–]belgiumwafflestomper 267 points268 points ago

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[–]Colbert-Palin_2012 53 points54 points ago

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I'd be horny too if I had to wear a half ascot half scarf.

ఫ_ఫ

[–]Tokeli 14 points15 points ago

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The rare and elusive "scot".

[–]jrriddle 123 points124 points ago

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I had to go back and look at the original picture. +1

[–]JPark19 87 points88 points ago

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It's a screen from the video, no photoshop wizardry involved...

[–]coldvault 31 points32 points ago

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So it's not a mistake, she actually has a cold sore?

[–]ig0tworms 31 points32 points ago

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Herpes. She has a giant herpes.

[–]FolloweroftheAtom 113 points114 points ago

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[–]found314 36 points37 points ago

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She was thinking:

"Haha that makes two of us that currently have ice cream on our nipples!"

mmm dirrrty girl....

[–]CrackCC_Lurking 9 points10 points ago

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Read in Totalbiscuits voice.

[–]Wildtails 1 point2 points ago

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Everything is suddenly a lot funnier...

[–]xerogeist 1 point2 points ago

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I totally read "mmm dirrrty girl" in Guy Ledouche's voice.

[–]gangy86 1 point2 points ago

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Read in Bobby Light's voice

[–]sscrofulous 16 points17 points ago

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I read her expression as "stoned as fuck"

[–]trashacount12345 13 points14 points ago

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Girl look at that body

[–]athermis 18 points19 points ago

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Looks like she's just itching to lick off that ice cream

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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Well yeah, Katy Perry is in her drivethrough.

[–]Omega_Borealis 4 points5 points ago

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I think she found her fetish.

[–]Fa1nT 3 points4 points ago

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She looks like her job removed her soul.

[–]The_designer_pro 1 point2 points ago

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Ahh the ole' reddit switcheroo

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 17 points18 points ago

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She is.... actually pretty hot

[–]TheDreadGazeebo 60 points61 points ago

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dat coldsore

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 23 points24 points ago

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is making it's way to your french fries.

[–]derptyherp 12 points13 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

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[–]indigenius 1 point2 points ago

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We're just so ...damn lonely

[–]severus66 3 points4 points ago

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She's not going to be on any magazine covers, but definitely enough to get my dick hard, yes.

[–]E_Wander 23 points24 points ago

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Not hot, but I'd still tap that.

[–]IkoIkoComic 62 points63 points ago

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I... I always wonder why people bother to say this.

It's at the center of the Venn diagram between 'mean', 'pointless', and 'advertising your low standards'.

[–]Wookie_Sauce 26 points27 points ago

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Well, this IS the internet after all. Pretty much the exact center of that diagram.

[–]SlasherPunk 14 points15 points ago

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Forever aloners my friend. They'll tap anything with breasts and a pulse.

[–]RetardedSquirrel 31 points32 points ago

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[–]malopalo 1 point2 points ago

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I could go for one or the other.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 10 points11 points ago

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I saw a picture of some degenerate tapping something without a pulse once. It's disturbing how there's someone out there, working in a position of trust in a hospital morgue, who is turned on by a little girl's semi-autopsied cadaver enough to not only get an erection, but also to ...

[–]SlasherPunk 18 points19 points ago

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Go on...

[–]finallymadeanaccount 29 points30 points ago

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... begin researching for an essay on techniques on refrigeration efficiency in post-mortem storage facilities?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It was fake bro.

[–]dubdubdubdot 1 point2 points ago

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any links? for science ofcourse

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 11 points12 points ago

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Shit, you guys think anything with a vagina is hot.

[–]dubdubdubdot 1 point2 points ago

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And...? she looks hot in a kinky nasty sorta way...

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

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She really doesn't. She's not even cute. I wouldn't be repulsed if I saw her on the street but judging from that photo alone, she is quite unattractive.

[–]dubdubdubdot 4 points5 points ago

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Oh well maybe youve had sex in the last decade, dont judge!!

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 1 point2 points ago

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As you wish.

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 1 point2 points ago

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I was confused until I looked at my own username

Not saying I would go to the ends of the earth for this girl, that's princess stuff

[–]tranny_granny69 2 points3 points ago

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She could be in magazines. She could. And not just Jugs or Creamsicle.

[–]SadlyIamJustaHead 268 points269 points ago

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[–]jrriddle 97 points98 points ago

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I can't stop laughing at this.

[–]BonzoTheBoss 99 points100 points ago

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It's the look of sheer shock on her face that makes it. You can almost see it running through her head "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU EAT ICE CREAM!!!"

But hell, he paid for it, he can eat it how he wants.

[–][deleted] 121 points122 points ago

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That's a gay black man, not woman.

[–]SlasherPunk 22 points23 points ago

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How can you be so certain that he's gay?

[–]ani625 38 points39 points ago

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GAYDAR

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 2 points3 points ago

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I love that band.

[–]Gottheit 4 points5 points ago

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"We've got a thing called gaydar love!"

[–]xinebriated 29 points30 points ago

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It's pretty obvious in the actual video

[–]StutteringStanley 20 points21 points ago

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Even from the gif, I knew exactly what he said and what it sounded like.

[–]Super-Chrono 23 points24 points ago

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That's a man.

[–]jostler57 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Magnificent_Zero 14 points15 points ago

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That's a guy.

[–]pidgeonwat 5 points6 points ago

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That's a man.

[–]seamouse 3 points4 points ago

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totally a dude

[–]Mr_Moosey 6 points7 points ago

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Not a female.

[–]dunchen22 5 points6 points ago

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He has a penis.

[–]jrriddle 5 points6 points ago

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That's exactly the point I laughed hysterically.

[–]espressodude 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stop watching it too.

[–]coldvault 12 points13 points ago

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This gif makes me laugh every time. The guy totally overreacts...it's just ice cream bro

you can tell he's laughing at the end, thou--wait, how did you type that?

[–]Valark 2 points3 points ago

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I would imagine with his nose.

[–]ohpeerm 5 points6 points ago

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Maybe this is old news - I only heard about coning a week ago, but it seems like it's been happening for a while and McDs has evolved. See here and here.

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 2 points3 points ago

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This is the reason I saw the origional video for this .gif in the first place a while ago.

[–]You_Better_Smile 1 point2 points ago

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[–]S1lenC3R 60 points61 points ago

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Titty Sprinkles.

[–]UtterNonSequitur 32 points33 points ago

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The only thing I can ever remember about the Beastie Boys is that they like to let the beat... Mmmm, drop.

[–]PerogiXW 6 points7 points ago

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God dammit.

[–]UtterNonSequitur 4 points5 points ago*

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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Edit: Forest Gump is all about how, in an ideal Republican society, everyone would be mentally retarded.

[–]diodeforjustice 277 points278 points ago

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[–]kelseyxiv 14 points15 points ago

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This one actually looks legit

[–]Toiletslave 52 points53 points ago

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Someone had to do it.

[–]ani625 17 points18 points ago

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Better if they do it.

[–]frazehaze 3 points4 points ago

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Whats the origin of the Brazzers-on-a-randon-pic ?

[–]diodeforjustice 5 points6 points ago

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[–]jjkzmn 1 point2 points ago

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I had to look for a while, but I knew this would be here somewhere.

[–]nahguri 1 point2 points ago

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This makes too much sense.

[–]ZugZug_II 5 points6 points ago

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Alright, this one actually made me lol.

[–]monkeyhouse_morality 43 points44 points ago

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This is very shocking. You found a McDonalds with a working ice cream machine?!

[–]AChanceRay 8 points9 points ago

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Lazy fucks.

I mean the machines.

[–]HookDragger 1 point2 points ago

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I thought that was dairy queen.

[–]superHOTSAUCE 41 points42 points ago

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♫ girl look at that body ♫

[–]pidgeonwat 34 points35 points ago

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Sigh

[–]lifepuzzler 22 points23 points ago

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♫ girl look at that body ♫

[–]Nutshell38 21 points22 points ago

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Sigh

[–]Alpha_Bitch 15 points16 points ago

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♫ girl look at that body ♫

[–]D00MSDAY 19 points20 points ago

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♫ I work out. ♫

[–]Nitro187 7 points8 points ago

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♫ When I walk in the spot ♫

[–]GitsAndShiggles 6 points7 points ago

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♫ This is what I see... ♫

[–]AerieC 8 points9 points ago

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♫ Errrbody stops and they starin' at me. ♫

[–]Kohbl 27 points28 points ago

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♫ And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' ♫

[–]tavarner17 15 points16 points ago

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Chick wants his cone.

[–]Garglemesh113 8 points9 points ago

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Dem cones...

[–]multiversemouse 19 points20 points ago

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[–]Merkwurdichliebe 4 points5 points ago

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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This guy set the bar too damn high.

[–]You-Can-Quote-Me 16 points17 points ago

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and that's when he turned, looked her in the eyes and said "I'm going to come back tomorrow and lick your eyeballs" and drove off without breaking eye-contact.

Relevant

[–]Ocramzeej66 6 points7 points ago

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When you know you've been on Reddit too long for the day...

[–]madplayshd 3 points4 points ago

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Ever got your eyeballs licked? Kind of cool.

[–]sdempsey313 27 points28 points ago

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And that is how planking died and was replaced by...wtf do we call this?

[–]rocketfin 55 points56 points ago

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Coning.

[–]T-Luv 52 points53 points ago

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That's not coning. Coning is when you grab the soft serve off the top and leave them holding the cone.

[–]Wordwang_Host 6 points7 points ago

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Time for the scone round! rocketfin?

Coning

That's Wordwang! Take a scone!

[–]ChemicalC 1 point2 points ago

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Account Age: 15 hours Post: 1 hour ago

CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

[–]Backpedal 11 points12 points ago*

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Nipple creaming?

[–]DrCodyRoss 4 points5 points ago

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I like where you're going with this. "Creaming" sounds a little more....aaawwww yeeaaahhhhhh though.

[–]dorkrock2 7 points8 points ago

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Pastycones

[–]sciencebum 5 points6 points ago

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Nipple sprinkles.

[–]dfitt 8 points9 points ago

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Titty sprinkles?

[–]stealthcopter 5 points6 points ago

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Titty sprinkles!

[–]multiversemouse 5 points6 points ago

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found it, it actually is kind of funny. "Put me in drive" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4joPd1-Ku0&feature=related

[–]ObliviousIrrelevance 46 points47 points ago

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[–]thevideoclown 13 points14 points ago

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This gif is so damn awesome and weird

[–]Mr_A 7 points8 points ago

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I just looked closer at it. Turns out the other five times I've seen it, I was wrong in thinking that he was at a bowling alley... but yet somehow that still feels right.

[–]hastethis 1 point2 points ago

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What, you mean he's not?

[–]Mr_A 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I know, right? Look at the top of the .gif at the start of the .gif. It's easier to see there, that there are cursive chalk words written up there. Once you see them, its easier to see the dotty lighter coloured thing on the right side of the .gif is one of those rolley-uppy chart deals that they have in classrooms.

[–]cymballs 1 point2 points ago

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[–]nem2k -1 points0 points ago

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Is that... Jason Gunn?

[–]njrhall 3 points4 points ago

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SHE IS BOTH DISGUSTED AND AROUSED

[–]redhousebythebog 15 points16 points ago*

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She will always remember the day when the food she served first looked appetizing.

[–]TheHangOfThursday 5 points6 points ago

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I get it, it's a Madonna reference.

[–]Hootietang 3 points4 points ago

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her panties A: set on fire, B: vaporized from sexy, C: had a poop in them

B, or C?

[–]emale27 4 points5 points ago

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Is it just me or does she look a little turned on?

[–]500CID 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, yes she does...

[–]Majoring_In_Vaginas 2 points3 points ago

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Seems like the most logical way to hold them while driving.

[–]jahoosawa 2 points3 points ago

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Tomorrow he'll lick your eyeball.

[–]georgeguy101 2 points3 points ago

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are these supposed to be funny?

[–]dc_grimm 2 points3 points ago

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gingers.

[–]dog_in_the_vent 2 points3 points ago

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That my friends is a picture of "desire".

[–]Highwind4 2 points3 points ago

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That cashier girl wants him. Badly.

[–]reimg 5 points6 points ago

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Can't find it now, but wasn't something similar posted to f7u12, but from the McDonald's employee perspective? Wonder if related...

[–]Tom_E10 1 point2 points ago

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Coning is for rubes

[–]Grouplover 1 point2 points ago

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Nipple-ing!

[–]PandaBearShenyu 1 point2 points ago

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That is ice cold.

[–]numa_numa 1 point2 points ago

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DAT CHEST!

[–]natalieanimal 1 point2 points ago

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DAT BEARD!

[–]DistroHipster 1 point2 points ago

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Apart from some lacking chest hair this looks almost exactly like my boyfriend, who happens to be on a road trip. There has to be something funny I can do with this on Facebook...

[–]Zenithen 1 point2 points ago

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sneakypete?

[–]rspeed 1 point2 points ago

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DUDE, CHILL YOUR NIPS!

[–]Artyy 1 point2 points ago

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TIL; Not everyone knows what cone-ing is. For those who don't, it's a dumb spin off of planking (which is banned at my school for some reason). It was made by a guy from Melbourne called Alki Stevens. This is like a variation of it.

[–]b14d3 1 point2 points ago

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Madonna-ing?

[–]odin917 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jlmorris 1 point2 points ago

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Have you ever had a sunburn on your nipples?

[–]paradigm_control 1 point2 points ago

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I had no idea what coneing was until right now

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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she's into it.

[–]asldkfououhe 1 point2 points ago

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those workers already have a shit job, they don't need assholes making fun of what they do on top of it

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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How is this making fun of what they do? It's win-win for everyone. She done her job and the man's nipples are no longer hot. I would have laughed my ass off if someone did this and I was at the drive-thru window.

[–]Platinum1211 1 point2 points ago*

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And I'm just gunna put this right here... The guy is a buddy of mine, and here's a picture of him bathing in a lake (with environmentally friendly soap I promise)

http://imgur.com/xFcV7

edit: heres a link to the actual video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4joPd1-Ku0

[–]pukingbuzzard 1 point2 points ago

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this really should be marked as NSFW, because that was really awkward for me just now.

[–]macs182 1 point2 points ago

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Suddenly Bangbus...

[–]theseus82 1 point2 points ago

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does this make you horny baby?

[–]theseus82 1 point2 points ago

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judging by the look on her face, I'd say, maybe.

[–]mechasmadness 1 point2 points ago

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She wants the dick.

[–]xcalisallpowerful 3 points4 points ago

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Girl look at that body...

[–]pidgeonwat 5 points6 points ago

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Sigh

[–]tr01101010101 4 points5 points ago

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I work out.

[–]AngryEnt 1 point2 points ago

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bro, she wants to lick your nips.