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[–]PeopleAreStaring 9 points10 points ago

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You turn into a Nazi?

[–]pk81 6 points7 points ago

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I did nazi that coming.

[–]TheHep 3 points4 points ago

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Pow, reich in the kisser.

[–]essenceoferlenmeyer 2 points3 points ago

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These jokes aren't nearly as funny as mein.

[–]khold 7 points8 points ago

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That's a bingo!

[–]bluemagikk 0 points1 point ago

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fuck. I should really look at the comments before commenting myself

[–]baker875 -1 points0 points ago

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Dammit i was gonna say that. Upvote for you good sir

[–]YourNamesTaken 4 points5 points ago

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Is that.. is that Alto Wine?

[–]Whybother553 0 points1 point ago

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My thoughts, exactly.

[–]vaustin89 1 point2 points ago

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Happy Cakeday.

[–]jtbowman421 1 point2 points ago

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you sir, made me smile

[–]bluemagikk 1 point2 points ago

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That's a bingo!

[–]DENelson83 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like he needs to take a piss.

[–]Jeffroiscool 0 points1 point ago

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How can you see your cakeday coming up?

[–]sdn 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Teloc 0 points1 point ago

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This made me laugh a little too hard today...

[–]kevinc69 0 points1 point ago

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The cake is a lie

[–]rplush 0 points1 point ago

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Take this shit to /r/reactiongifs

[–]Fayce 0 points1 point ago

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PRESS (E) TO STEAL ALTO WINE.

FUCK IT'S EVERYWHERE.

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[–]fetaseu 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, you've been a redditor for 2 years, 9 months and 27 days.

[–]matunetycoon 0 points1 point ago

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I watched this for quite a while thinking he was going to snatch up the phone at the end. He did not. Inadvertently well played, sir. And a happy cake day to you!

[–]thezo 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gonna go ahead and grab that bottle for increased stamina. Just not for the next 30 seconds.

[–]pesadelo -1 points0 points ago

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this should be titled, "Every time I am offered a blow job by your wife."

[–]antonbe -2 points-1 points ago

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Really, that's the amount of emotional excitement an arbitrary number on a website gives you? I don't even get that excited when my real birthday comes up. Man, your life must be a freakin' emotional roller-coaster. Unless, you always feel this giddy, and then...