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It may be my first year cake day here but...am I doing this right? (imgur.com)

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[–]Mousefart 125 points126 points ago

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if by reposting another persons original content, then...yes.

[–]ggalitz 27 points28 points ago

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OP is a faggot who stole http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n38a5/i_made_this_for_my_cake_day_yesterday_but_got/

[–]DevastatorIIC 27 points28 points ago

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Interesting slur choice, considering the original artist corvuskorax is a lesbian.

[–]enad58 4 points5 points ago

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I believe he was using the Louis C.K. faggot. The royal faggot.

[–]ggalitz 2 points3 points ago

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As in OP I mean the person here who reposted it. OP stole it from corvuskorax

[–]subtlesuicide 3 points4 points ago

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Really not trying to do a fry meme here, but I'm honestly not sure if you're trying to be funny or you've completely missed Devastator's point.

I believe he/she is trying to say that calling someone a "faggot" is an inappropriate response. In this case, it is especially inappropriate because the person you're defending (corvuskorax) is, in fact, homosexual.

[–]ProDrug 4 points5 points ago

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No, no, no. He knows that. He's using the lesser used definition of "bundle of sticks". Since the OP's name is kamikazi monkey, he's implying that he hit a tree so hard that he turned into a "bundle of sticks", aka a faggot. That or he's a homophobic twelve year old.

[–]trafikant -5 points-4 points ago

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Or maybe he doesn't know what faggot means, and he just thinks it's a common insult, since he only speaks English on the internet where it is a common insult.

[–]ggalitz 6 points7 points ago

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Remember when "faggot" used to just mean dick/asshole? that feel

[–]NonaSuomi 4 points5 points ago

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So it's kinda like if I called you "nigger", but only meant it as in "you lazy good-for-nothing", back from when it was okay to use that word, right?

[–]ggalitz -5 points-4 points ago

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No, because "nigger" always had the racist connotation in all contexts.

[–]NonaSuomi 1 point2 points ago

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Just because you deny that a word has a certain meaning doesn't mean it doesn't mean that. You can call somebody an ass all day long and claim that you're likening them to a hardy, trusty donkey, but you're the only one you're gonna convince with bullshit like that.

[–]ggalitz -1 points0 points ago

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Well, you know the context I was using it in, and can safely assume it was meant to simply mean the op was an asshole. With other words, their usage might be more likely to be misinterpreted.

[–]rrwrwx 4 points5 points ago

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It's a slur. You can intend the words to mean something, but that doesn't change the fact that in our society, it's an offensive slur that has an extremely negative connotation towards homosexuals.

Asshole.

[–]ggalitz -1 points0 points ago

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And I know gay people who will say something is gay, to mean it's stupid/dumb and not gay as in homo.

I keep forgetting we have racists and hate crimes, sigh

[–]stillnotking -4 points-3 points ago

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No. When was that?

[–]ggalitz -3 points-2 points ago

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Elementary/Middle school

[–]stillnotking 1 point2 points ago

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Well I'm 36, and when I was in elementary/middle school, "faggot" meant gay dude. Insults aren't usually literal (when someone calls you an asshole, they don't literally mean you are a walking anus), but the understood subtext of the word is that calling someone gay is pejorative.

If not for homophobia, "faggot" wouldn't signify as an insult at all. You'll pardon me if I have trouble believing there was some golden age when people weren't homophobes but called each other faggots anyway.

[–]ggalitz -1 points0 points ago

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Back in Elementary school a lot of kids didn't know anything about sexuality, they only made stupid jokes using related words.

[–]NoDiggityNoDoubt -2 points-1 points ago

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Don't worry about all the fags downvoting you. Everyone is so damn oversensitive anymore.

Maybe if they'd pull the dicks out of their ass, they'd understand that words can have more than one meaning, and be used in more than one context.

[–]steve0suprem0 0 points1 point ago

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i was looking for a clever username about indignantly stating the obvious that has already been stated in an obvious and accepting way.

[–]Alaukik -1 points0 points ago

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Go back to 4chan .

[–]teamspike93 12 points13 points ago

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I've seen some of the other comics made by this redditor (not the one who posted this, but the one pictured), and I really liked them, but I can't remember the name. Can someone point me in the right direction?

[–]knightthatsaysNEE 19 points20 points ago*

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The comics are by corvuskorax.

Here is the link to the comics website.

[–]teamspike93 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you!

[–]UtterNonSequitur 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes I wonder if the people who do porn watch porn, or if they just get sick of it. Masturbating must be hard for them.

[–]IceColdJuiceBox 9 points10 points ago

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Well if its your first cake day then no. However, in on year you will be doing it right.

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 0 points1 point ago

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See you in one year!

Nothing to see here. Move it along.

[–]ignore_this_post 9 points10 points ago

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Why the fuck do people make threads about this shit? Congratulations on visiting a website for a year! CAKE DAY KARMA TRAIN, TOOT TOOT

[–]just_defy 15 points16 points ago

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reposting other people's stuff? seems right to me

[–]lythandas[!] 8 points9 points ago

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I refuse to upvote because you stole the picture to a fellow redditor

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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THAT'S THE JOKE!

[–]jamesisworst 1 point2 points ago

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haha?

[–]NNYPhillipJFry 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe that is the ironic point OP is trying to make? That by reposting someone elses work he is now a part of reddit, cause come on...who are we kidding, there just isnt that much original content on here... (as far as r/funny r/pics goes...)

[–]Lunus 1 point2 points ago

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finally, someone gets it...

[–]acacia7 1 point2 points ago

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get off this repost high horse. Stuff gets reposted, and to be honest sometimes I miss the original posts because some of us have a life outside of the internet so it gives a chance for everyone to see it. So what you might come across something a few times. The fact that you clicked on to comment and then provided a link to the original...shows you just have nothing better to do. Enjoy your cake day :) OP

[–]willengineerforfood 4 points5 points ago

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I refuse to karma whore for my first cake day.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I made this for my Cake Day yesterday, but got distracted. Browsing. Reddit. [Resubmitted due to r/pics removal. No need to upvote!] 1com 48pts 2mos funny
I made this for my Cake Day yesterday, but got distracted. Browsing. Reddit. 225coms 1202pts 2mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]mynameisGeir 2 points3 points ago

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This picture was on the front-page like 3 months ago or something.

You bitch.

[–]Keifo 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

[–]HeresJuju 1 point2 points ago

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If reposting is doing it right, then yes, you are.

[–]CaptainAnagram -1 points0 points ago

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Hi kamakazimonkey, your name anagrams to I Monk Kayak Maze (among others). Happy cake day.

[–]hulksmash7 0 points1 point ago

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Now do me!

[–]Darkblitz9 1 point2 points ago

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-unbuttons shirt- you want the mustache on or off?

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[–]hulksmash7 0 points1 point ago

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AHHHHH YEEEAAAHHHHH.

[–]CaptainAnagram 0 points1 point ago

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Nicely done, asdfman123. Your name anagrams to "213 Dam Fans".

[–]sortofSufi 0 points1 point ago

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it would have been more appropriate if the alien was a headcrab

[–]JarekC 0 points1 point ago

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If you guys would read the title of this post they obviously state that it's their first cake day, not SECOND year...

Happy Cake Day.

[–]dorkrock2 0 points1 point ago

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I can confirm this. Every time reddit is down I spent at least 20 minutes playing the ancient bookmark adventure, trying to remember what exactly I used to do.

[–]bizzish 0 points1 point ago

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Oh woopdidoodaday, you dont see me complaining...

Im so alone.

[–]Gan3b 0 points1 point ago

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Yes

[–]italianpope 0 points1 point ago

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No.

[–]wblair8689 0 points1 point ago

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Fallopian tubes in thumbnail

[–]SKREAM 0 points1 point ago

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Someone needs to merge the reddit alien with a brain slug from Futurama.

[–]Sand_Man654 0 points1 point ago

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The cake is a lie.

[–]arscott 0 points1 point ago

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There is no internet.

[–]the_catacombs 0 points1 point ago

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Hey kamakazimonkey! Fuck you very much!

[–]HellaBella7 -4 points-3 points ago

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So adorable...but poor basic math.

I love this drawing it's totally cute. The cartoon version of yourself next year with the alien is adorable.

[–]ggalitz 6 points7 points ago

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It's bad math because it's not his art. See http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n38a5/i_made_this_for_my_cake_day_yesterday_but_got/

[–]E_lucas -3 points-2 points ago

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'tis I exactly.

[–]KARMAWHORE_DETECTED -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]JavaBucks -4 points-3 points ago

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Happy cake day. Whore lots of karma for me.

[–]panopticism -4 points-3 points ago

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