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[–]lexarqade 24 points25 points ago

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NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAAAAAAAAAAAAA, MA BAGITHI BABA

[–]stagecraftninja 21 points22 points ago

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I have heard if you ever find someone who sings the same words you do for the beginning of The Lion King you have found your soul mate.

[–]SgtFiddlestixx 4 points5 points ago

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NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATSINGYITGNYAAAAAAAAAA BOBOGEETSOBOBOGAAAA. That's all I have. Pitiful since I've been watching the Lion King on a bi-annual basis since it came out.

[–]lady_jaye 3 points4 points ago

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Then you have to throw in the subtle "Sickhoooooooom...when yaaa hey...whenyaahey...."

Then a little while later I get:

"Women ya, mamitsiwhennabaneh, Women ya, mamitsiwhennabaneh"

[–]uberguby 1 point2 points ago

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From the day we arrive on the plaaaaneeeet.

[–]bigmeech 0 points1 point ago

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le epic post of the day

[–]Zorca99 0 points1 point ago

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le

epic

Gets in bomb shelter

[–]xj3572 7 points8 points ago

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[–]allodude 5 points6 points ago

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MAAAAAAAAAN RECEEEEPTIOOOOON

[–]apollo84 5 points6 points ago

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i like how the memebase logo is cut off the bottom of it lol

[–]MilesAwayy 4 points5 points ago

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That's only if you succeed in getting a good signal. If not, then you're this.

[–]UnknownArchive 3 points4 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Signal problems? 1com 9pts 3dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]RichardPeterJohnson -2 points-1 points ago

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Downvoted for useless link. Links to previous submissions are acceptable if they have a decent number of comments.

[–]UnknownArchive -1 points0 points ago

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That worked out well for you.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 1 point2 points ago

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I like the part where you think I care about downvotes. Sorry, I'm not such a loser as you.

[–]UnknownArchive -1 points0 points ago

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Wow, someone's feelings are hurt =(

[–]jentheoctopus 2 points3 points ago

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I hate when I click the same post twice. This angers me.

[–]Beggars 2 points3 points ago

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LOL

[–]Self_Hating_Liberal 1 point2 points ago

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I do that everytime I finish a long book.

[–]sachegrande 3 points4 points ago

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Awesome how this post is doing better than the same one from a couple days ago.

[–]thesilverstig 1 point2 points ago

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Is it just me or should it be signal? Not signals.

[–]sparten57 1 point2 points ago

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It doesn't work for me at my usual places so I have to throw it really high up. Luckily my phone is one of those cheap invincible ones

[–]Derpingtonthesecond 1 point2 points ago

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On Facebook in 3...2...1...

[–]gallantgrift 1 point2 points ago

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I call it Simba signal.

[–]holynorth 1 point2 points ago

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I thought the lion king was writing simba with semen on a girl's forehead.

[–]Vermenator 1 point2 points ago

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It's happened. I saw this on facebook before I saw it on reddit. Dear God.

[–]Squalor- 0 points1 point ago

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I was really jealous of my older brother one time after he had climbed a mountain faster than I had, so I went all Lion King on him on the way down.

[–]mattnumber 0 points1 point ago

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When your phone has no signals and you go all lion king on it, what?

[–]phineas_p_madcap 0 points1 point ago

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Who holds up their phone with both hands like that?

[–]sirius_star 0 points1 point ago

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It would've been more fun if they photoshopped a cell phone in his hands..

[–]the_red_wolf 0 points1 point ago

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BY THE POWER OF GREY SKULL!! two bars!

[–]freedmni 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed, indeed

[–]WouldYouTurnMeOn 1 point2 points ago

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Sentence fragment.