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[–]traplol2 171 points172 points ago

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[–]shadow321337 28 points29 points ago

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I can't even comprehend how to begin doing something like this. I need to take a Photoshop class.

[–]alliebp 12 points13 points ago

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K what the fuck man in the mirra how are you always on the front page you gypsy

[–]prince_of_tacoma 8 points9 points ago

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Photoshop is an incredible piece of software. If you have any time to dedicate to learning it, do it. It will take a little while and might be a bit frustrating occasionally, but it pays off a lot.

[–]shadow321337 3 points4 points ago*

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I've got the altering and removal of content that's already there down, I just don't know how to generate new content. Like baconface. Or when you see things like the bearsharktopus, I have no idea how to get that seamless transition like that.

Edit: Fixed link.

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[–]shadow321337 1 point2 points ago

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My bad! I linked the wrong one without paying attention. Here ya go.

[–]katmaidog 0 points1 point ago

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get Photoshop and learn to use layers.

[–]ngnear 4 points5 points ago

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You should see this: http://vimeo.com/34813864

[–]shadow321337 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen that. It's magnificent.

[–]chickenkitty -1 points0 points ago

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Gimp is nearly as powerful http://www.gimp.org/ and a lot more free (unless your a pirate).

[–]shadow321337 3 points4 points ago

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Argh.

[–]ittakesacrane 2 points3 points ago

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Yarr harr fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright with me! Do what you want cuz a pirate lives free! you are a pirate!!

[–]Helzibah 0 points1 point ago

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being a pirate is alright with me!

These are the lyrics I know, but the boyfriend reckons it's:

being a pirate is all I can be!

Any takers? I was listening closely to Alestorm earlier and I think he may be right...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Gimp is not as easy to use as photoshop, imo. Plus the name reminds me of the "gimp" from Pulp Fiction.

[–]chickenkitty 0 points1 point ago

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I think its only harder to use Gimp if you are used to PS. If you are starting from scratch they have about the same learning curve.

The advantage of using Gimp is it's free.

The advantage of using PS is they have a barrage of tools that use similar interfaces.

[–]arup02 0 points1 point ago

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Or just pirate Photoshop like the rest of the world.

[–]Kinyin 11 points12 points ago

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I was about to say, who the hell examines their bacon? How can you get bacon within inches of your face and not have it going toward your mouth?

[–]crashnburn753 0 points1 point ago

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Elvis started screaming "I Ain't Nothin But A Hound Dog" mere inches away from the dude's mouth.

[–]Reddify 7 points8 points ago

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The pixels - they're everywhere.

[–]kateastrophic 2 points3 points ago

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But let's face it, if Elvis comes back, it will be in the form of pork.

[–]Dingojohnson 3 points4 points ago

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how do you guys find this so fast?!

[–]Akronite14 1 point2 points ago

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Thank God.

[–]qwerter 1 point2 points ago

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I'm kind of amazed at how much that bacon looks like a person before the shop.

[–]mauxly 2 points3 points ago

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Well, to the top with you, party pooper. This is what I came to the comments for in the first place. It was way too perfect.

[–]bizzo98 0 points1 point ago

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to the top with you.

[–]sAlander4 0 points1 point ago

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Was just about to ask for proof cuz did not believe for a sec, and even if the chance of you noticing something that mundane on bacon which you just want to stuff in your mouth immediately anyway.

[–]pepstein 0 points1 point ago

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never saw bacon that looked like a snake before

[–]smokeout3000 0 points1 point ago

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thats a shame, i bet if it was real you could sell it on ebay to a die hard Elvis fan for 100,000 dollars.

just like jesus toast!

[–]Numb3r_6 0 points1 point ago

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Even if it's shopped, it's still a miracle! The King of kings sometimes speaks through Photoshop.

[–]Cry_Havoc 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you for ruining the magic.

[–]Dralun 0 points1 point ago

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Oh really now?

[–]ringl-bells 0 points1 point ago

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Can you tell from the pixels?

[–]BokehBurgher 0 points1 point ago

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are you saying it's Facon?

[–]Cyloo91 101 points102 points ago

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Am I the only one that sees these and wonders how the hell they saw that before eating the piece of bacon?

[–]ejukator 39 points40 points ago

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You seriously don't look for familiar faces in your food? Dude, stop and take it all in every once in a while.

[–]wdejr 37 points38 points ago

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With out taking it all in!!

Generic Laugh Track

[–]BeezowPooPoo_ZGopGop 4 points5 points ago

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I like you.

[–]FarmerTedd 3 points4 points ago

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[–]wdejr 5 points6 points ago

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[–]A_WILD_ABRA_APPEARED 2 points3 points ago

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AHEEHEEHEE

[–]hahaLoLguy 5 points6 points ago

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I CHOOSE YOU, PARASECT, USE SPORE!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's your turn, Breloom, USE SPORE!

[–]hahaLoLguy 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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oh dear god... how is someone that good at piano?

[–]NoojNoj 2 points3 points ago

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Don't bother. He'll just use teleport :(

[–]hahaLoLguy 1 point2 points ago

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Nah uh. Spore has a 100% hit rate. I just need to know if its asleep yet.

[–]Willbo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]lisabadcat 10 points11 points ago

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I think everyone else is thinking "shop".

[–]cayal 4 points5 points ago

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It was probably an entry in a worth1000 contest.

[–]Alzog 1 point2 points ago

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Was definitley scraped away using a toothpick no? Edit: Just look at the mouth... The mouth!!! Bacon doesn't make sharp angles like that...

[–]AlarmingDebauchery 1 point2 points ago

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Nope. I was scanning the comments to see if this thought had been brought up, because I was going to ask.

[–]gkardos 0 points1 point ago

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Well they sure as well wouldn't be able to see that afterwards

[–]Silvertwist2000 29 points30 points ago

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The fact that his collar is popped makes this picture.

[–]djsunkid -3 points-2 points ago

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I think you accidentally a word.

[–]CaptainSoapMac 63 points64 points ago

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this guy..everyday he's repostin

[–]Guard01 7 points8 points ago

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Just tag him like bright pink or something and you'll see him on the front page almost everyday.

[–]ChalgakillerBG 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah I tagged him as "reposter cunt" and already have -30 points on him.

[–]NonPermissive 1 point2 points ago

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At some point you might just consider filtering him

[–]bloodwrage 3 points4 points ago

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I find it's better to downvote people like him.

[–]HungryMoblin 0 points1 point ago

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It doesn't do nearly anything if he's already on the front page. Stalk the new queue.

[–]dollarglis 5 points6 points ago

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Where's the SimilarImage bot when you need it.

[–]emmachemma 5 points6 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Now can someone find a Kevin Bacon bacon strip?

[–]ACaseForSobriety 17 points18 points ago

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No, France is bacon.

[–]BaconIsFrance 1 point2 points ago

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Bacon is France.

[–]oswaldcopperpot 0 points1 point ago

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No, Bacon is power.

[–]Free__Will 0 points1 point ago

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gnomes is power elves is bacon

[–]mikemags1 0 points1 point ago

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Francis Bacon, am I doing it right?

[–]ThatsLogical -2 points-1 points ago

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Dammit!! Beat me to it.

[–]dontmutemeplz 38 points39 points ago

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[–]NecessaryBacon 37 points38 points ago

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You can't raise on bacon. Only call or fold.

[–]ibetrollingyou 14 points15 points ago

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Bacon is all in

[–]IdTugYourBoat 11 points12 points ago

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And Bacon never, ever bluffs.

[–]Pelleas 1 point2 points ago

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I see your bacon strips and raise you a sizeable BACON WEAVE.

[–]kinda_alone 8 points9 points ago

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Beautiful...just beautiful.

[–]SheriffSwizzleStick 4 points5 points ago

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Ironic. He was killed by bacon and now he is bacon.

[–]OptimusPrimeval 6 points7 points ago

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I keep trying to unsee it and I just can't!

[–]Cactusy 23 points24 points ago

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RES tagged as reposter ಠ_ಠ

[–]TheySeeMeLurkin 1 point2 points ago

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These get to the front page because people either haven't seen the picture, or enjoy it enough again to get it here. That is how reddit works. If everything was OC it would look some what similar to Circlejerk in the fact that it would contain a bunch of 'TIL' and 'Ron Paul' and 'Cats' and 'facebook' and phone fake screenshots. Nobody wants that.

[–]sje46 -2 points-1 points ago

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Redditquette suggests you don't complain about reposts. Just because you've seen it doesn't mean everyone else has.

Doesn't even matter if he's a karma-whore. I just don't care.

[–]gnarlysaurus 2 points3 points ago

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I wonder how many faces-in-bacon have been missed simply because bacon is too delicious to take the time to examine it.

[–]sar_casm 2 points3 points ago

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This is creepy.

[–]Pop-X- 2 points3 points ago

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Checkmate atheists.

[–]asfdjklasdf 2 points3 points ago

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Anybody else come here expecting Kevin Bacon?

[–]NFLdoWORK 1 point2 points ago

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This is too realistic. I'm calling BS

[–]SlayingEnnui 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like this is going to become some trend here on Reddit. Redditors through out the world are going to search through their endless piles of bacon for faces just for a bit of karma.

[–]Strug-ga-ling[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Well, now he ain't nothing but a dead hog. How the mighty have fallen...

[–]Bangthing 1 point2 points ago

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FAKE~!!!1 one one on EXCLAMATION!!!!!!!!!one one!~

(9-11 was fake too!)

[–]Redebo 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a hunk 'a, hunk 'a burning' pig.

[–]MrDeanSmith 1 point2 points ago

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Love me tender, Love me crispy.

[–]Senor_Wilson 1 point2 points ago

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Lots of up votes even though this was posted a week ago and also got a lot of up votes? Stop it

[–]cdcii 1 point2 points ago

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This is gonna xpost to atheism, right?

Right?

[–]eroscoe1 1 point2 points ago

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THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FUFILLED!

[–]m0nk33 1 point2 points ago

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It's a sign! Elvis will rise again!

[–]AlexZigo 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly "Bacon Shopped"

[–]Suikosword 1 point2 points ago

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teaches typing?

[–]Ghost_of_Elvis 1 point2 points ago

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I don't remember doing this.

[–]dillondoesit 1 point2 points ago

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cannot be unseen

[–]Skhelios 1 point2 points ago*

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♪ I'm all cook up han han haaaaaaan ♪

[–]jimbonaut 3 points4 points ago

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Usually, it's just 'Bacon is King'. In this case, this bacon is THE King.

[–]80-m 3 points4 points ago

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Shapppss

[–]authorless 4 points5 points ago

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Please, this has to be real.

[–]AdamHR 1 point2 points ago

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I am impresley.

[–]deffsight 1 point2 points ago

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interesting fact the real elvis...actually made of bacon

[–]mortodestructo -2 points-1 points ago

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Interesting fact: The real Elvis? Actually made of bacon.

I've done my good punctuation/capitalization Nazi deed of the day. Carry on.

[–]icecool988 1 point2 points ago

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i think that should be a comma not a question mark.

[–]hobbington 1 point2 points ago

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sell it on ebay

[–]viennasausages 1 point2 points ago

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i like to think he would've liked this

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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reposting sonofabitch

[–]Asassin4TW 1 point2 points ago

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I......dont..........even........know what to .................say.............................just amazing

[–]mortodestructo 15 points16 points ago

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Ellipses... you're using them wrong.

[–]mauxly 4 points5 points ago

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Whenever I see ellipses used like that, I imagine them doing lines of cocaine in between words. I know it's weird, but I can't help it.

[–]mortodestructo 3 points4 points ago

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Damn... when you say that, I imagine myself doing lines of cocaine, and it takes me back to the good ol' days.

[–]azraelbro 0 points1 point ago

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i will give you 1million dollars for that bacon.

[–]lavalampz 0 points1 point ago

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Elve is bacon.

[–]arthoushpongled 0 points1 point ago

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He does exist!

[–]IdTugYourBoat 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds good.

Looks even better.

[–]socialgoof 0 points1 point ago

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The look on his face is priceless.

[–]oodelay 0 points1 point ago

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Sell it! Someone will buy it for sure!

[–]jazzybear 0 points1 point ago

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that wouldn't stop me from eating that piece of bacon.

[–]Monkaloptapus 0 points1 point ago

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Bacon-suede, bacon!

[–]Poofster 0 points1 point ago

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Sell that shit.

[–]Dukelicious 0 points1 point ago

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/r/Pareidolia would love this.

[–]Pelleas 0 points1 point ago

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I've never wanted to eat a man so much in my life.

[–]Mudders_Milk_Man 0 points1 point ago

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One of Elvis' favorite 'snacks' was taking a whole loaf of italian bread, and stuffing it with a pound of bacon and lots of peanut butter.

Yikes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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someone needs to make kevin parsley

[–]NotoriousJB 0 points1 point ago

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Eh... I would have just ate it anyway.

[–]Bearnun 0 points1 point ago

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I once saw a horse in my spinach. Glad to know I'm not the only one that watches my food so closely. :P

[–]ihatenaming 0 points1 point ago

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Elf is bacon?

[–]waterwheel 0 points1 point ago

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Heart Disease Hotel

[–]1upforever 0 points1 point ago

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Now just slap that on a grilled peanut butter and bannana sandwich and you'll have gone full circle.

[–]chongo403 0 points1 point ago

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Its a miracle

[–]Itspaco 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK YEAH PIMP SHIT

[–]CKtalon 0 points1 point ago

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Can't unsee!!

[–]HailPresidentSkroob 0 points1 point ago

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He would have wanted it this way.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Who can deny the power of Christ Jesus after seeing this?

[–]COCA2113 0 points1 point ago

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Nuh-uh!

[–]horriblemonkey 0 points1 point ago

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I think that will be my stage name.

[–]G1NGER 0 points1 point ago

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sniff sniff I smell eBay!

[–]pnj1996 0 points1 point ago

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there is now a pice of elvis soul in u!!!

[–]brodie21 0 points1 point ago

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Checkmate atheists

[–]LettersFromTheSky 0 points1 point ago

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Sell it on Ebay for $1million!

[–]schmidty1033 0 points1 point ago

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checkmate, atheists

[–]Wizard_Win 0 points1 point ago

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impossible

[–]terrenceterry 0 points1 point ago

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You can't explain that!

[–]TheArmenian 0 points1 point ago

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  1. Post Ad on eBay
  2. Find psycho-redneck and Buy Now priced at $10,000
  3. ?????
  4. Profit!

[–]Zooperman 0 points1 point ago

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Whos takes the time to look for this on bacon....

[–]eyesofsaturn 0 points1 point ago

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that still doesnt prove he exists

[–]Sir_Bagel 0 points1 point ago

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Haha? Ha? Should be in /r/pics

[–]GamerLioness 0 points1 point ago

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Would you like that with a side of Jesus toast?

[–]stealthcopter 0 points1 point ago

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Weird looking egg.

[–]Jonny_Osbock 0 points1 point ago

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I will buy it, for 1 million Dollars!

[–]fiskeben 0 points1 point ago

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Phew, for a minute there I thought it was Jesus.

[–]Angryhead 0 points1 point ago

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Al sweated Elvis!

[–]Rev_Beaker 0 points1 point ago

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Elvis is everywhere, Elvis is everything, Elvis is everybody, Elvis is still the king

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

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Elvis would have loved the chance to eat himself.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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SELL IT ON EBAY!!!

[–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

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Sell it on ebay.

[–]MOMMERTS 0 points1 point ago

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So why do I suddenly REALLY want some bacon?

[–]Thor4269 0 points1 point ago

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France is bacon

[–]fap_quest 0 points1 point ago

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sell that for no less than 1 million dollars

[–]darkciti 0 points1 point ago

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Elvis Bacon Teaches Typing?

[–]Bizzatch 0 points1 point ago

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Where is manbearpig when you need him??

[–]elosorusso 0 points1 point ago

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Elvis probably just stole the bacon idea from Muddy Waters or Chuck Berry.

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[–]Team_Braniel 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know why its not showing up.

I KNOW I saw it.

I did not just precognify that whole picture.

I will find it.

[–]Team_Braniel 0 points1 point ago

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Fine. You win this time Mirra... but I'm onto your little game... I'm watching you...

[–]MisterDonkey 0 points1 point ago

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I can tell by the pixels, and so on.

[–]PETC 0 points1 point ago

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Pixels....?

[–]Epicman 0 points1 point ago

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It just feels good every single time to downvote your sad ass.

[–]chaelen 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm i have you RES tagged in bright yellow as "Reposts all day, every day" man_in_the_mirra

[–]Beefwipe -1 points0 points ago

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Take all the upvotes sir.

[–]Z3F -1 points0 points ago*

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BEHOLD, the Elvis sandwich:

  • Two thick slices of bread
  • Peanut butter
  • Banana slices
  • Honey
  • Copious amounts of bacon

[–]dimmsimm 1 point2 points ago

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Redditors, do yourself a favor and have a bacon & peanut butter sandwich (white or wheat toast).

[–]BeezowPooPoo_ZGopGop 0 points1 point ago

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Add crushed peanuts.

[–]ibetrollingyou -3 points-2 points ago

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And a significant chance of dying from chronic constipation while sat on your ass

[–]Nosirrom -1 points0 points ago

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Wow man you really hit the nail on the head with this one. It's just so hilarious!

[–]VtheHappyLurker -1 points0 points ago

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I don't even care if this is a repost, it has fucking bacon involved. Elvis and bacon. It's just lovely!

[–]TheLonelyStranger -1 points0 points ago

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Every single fucking day I see one of your lame ass posts on the front page. The hell, reddit?

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE -2 points-1 points ago

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All these blatant reposts are starting to wear on my nerves. Has Reddit lost its touch?

[–]FionaTheHuman -1 points0 points ago

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Must worship the bacon!!

[–]Gentoo101 -1 points0 points ago

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You should have breakfast with someone who saw Jesus on their toast!

[–]hiltonking -1 points0 points ago

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You shouldn't make fun of Elvis.

[–]cracktacular -1 points0 points ago

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Wow that's freaky how it looks just like him.

[–]ChiefKeef -1 points0 points ago

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Re re re repooooossst!

[–]Zergmaster -1 points0 points ago

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repost

[–]polostring -1 points0 points ago

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I have you tagged as "Reposting Karma Whore" and I get joyous every time I get to downvote you.

[–]skatsman -1 points0 points ago

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REEEPOOSSSTTSTSTTSTSTST

[–]thecheesesteak -1 points0 points ago

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Much better than seeing Jesus.

[–]Fuu_man_in_the_mirra -1 points0 points ago

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I'm hunting you down you fucking idiot!

[–]Great_PlainsApe -2 points-1 points ago

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Elvis is real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]ConorPF 0 points1 point ago

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Uhh....

[–]ayraerae -2 points-1 points ago

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How ironic. It was bacon that led to his demise...