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[–]amatash 1679 points1680 points ago

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i'm kleptomaniantic. it'd be cool if you could all stop sending me hate mail, because if you look closely i'm actually the one answering. thanks!

[–]Kaghuros 253 points254 points ago

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Nobody appears to understand how tumblr works I see.

[–]staypuft85 219 points220 points ago

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I see a username... ATTACK!

[–]SamuraiJackAG 34 points35 points ago

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Quick, we must get the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

[–]DFP_ 14 points15 points ago

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This isn't people not knowing how a website works, it's people just straight up not knowing how to read.

[–]crowseldon 296 points297 points ago

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oh wow... Please collect the best/worst of them and post them for laughs... XD

Edit: I know it must kinda suck for you right now but think about the amount of people you might make laugh with this. Thanks.

[–]amatash 343 points344 points ago*

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i haven't gotten anything very intelligent as you can imagine, mostly just "YOU R RETARD" and "HOW U NOT KNOW NATALIE POOR MAN". admittedly they may have better grammar but that's how i read them.

edit: i stand corrected. someone just sent me a real gem. "I am willing to pay you a large sum of money to see you in the nude, women with well-endowed noses make me rock hard." JUST TO BE CLEAR: my nose isn't that big and my nudes are absolutely free.

[–][deleted] 181 points182 points ago

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free nudes? Was all I took from that.

[–]Mine_is_nice 69 points70 points ago

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What was that about free nudes?

[–]Nebulaoblivion 69 points70 points ago

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Did someone say free nudes?

[–]ducttape83 94 points95 points ago

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I didn't realize they were in captivity. But free the nudes, anyways, I say

[–]reddez 9 points10 points ago

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Wait a minute, I'm so confused, I thought you were the person who wrote that Natalie Portman was in the Star Wars prequels... Or are these just trolls trollin'?

[–]PenguinMonster 27 points28 points ago

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they think she is the one who posted the comment that the anonymous person posted with the hipster comment

[–]reddez 19 points20 points ago*

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-facepalms- I don't tumblr at all. I don't even hate on it in the slightest. But something really irks me when people do not know how to internet. I would've assumed the dialog bubble leading to "Anonymous" would've been enough. I guess not... -kanye shrug- Kudos to you Amatash for your comment.

[–]TecoBenson 4 points5 points ago

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Upvote for Kanye shrug.

[–]Jazzbotian 2 points3 points ago

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"I know this is really inconvenient, but hey, some of us could really use a laugh."

[–]sackbandit 26 points27 points ago

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I don't have a tumblr, but even I can tell that the question was asked by the anonymous person. Sorry you're getting hate mail from people who actually take time out of their day to insult you and not even take the time to tell the difference between who's answering or asking a question.

[–]yogurtraisins 138 points139 points ago

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Holy shit, I love Reddit and I love (the part that I see because of the blogs I follow) Tumblr, but omg, when it comes to one site discussing the other both are awful. Meaning, I'm sorry you're getting hate because people on here don't understand how Tumblr works yet still hate on it every chance they get. (and in turn, people on Tumblr hate on Reddit even though they've barely even lurked here. It's annoying both ways.)

[–]amatash 167 points168 points ago

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same, it's apparently on facebook too now and some people actually found my facebook. somehow this makes it okay for strangers to send me messages telling me i'm "fucking retarded" and "a stupid dumb bitch". oh well, my friends think it's funny :/

[–]JohnFrum 109 points110 points ago

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The really sad thing is that you are going to have to relive this every 6 months or so when it hits the front page again. That is truly a bummer.

[–]Birchy 47 points48 points ago

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Six months? What website are you talking about?

[–]EpimetheusIncarnate 27 points28 points ago

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I know right? That shit is getting reposted tomorrow at the latest and then at least once a week after that.

[–]Pinyaka 10 points11 points ago

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I've already reposted it to /r/noreposts!

[–]Technicolored 38 points39 points ago

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What if we add a little disclaimer to it that says :

"kleptomaniantic is the one responding to this question, not the one asking it,
so please, chill yo' fuckin' titties."

[–]kranu 9 points10 points ago

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Thanks! Now I can add this to the image, and post it as [FIXED]!

[–]adrianacox 3 points4 points ago

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"Yo tittays, chill dem."

[–]yogurtraisins 30 points31 points ago

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Ughhhhhh the internet. my condolences. i happened to reblog this a few hours ago and was surprised to see it on reddit-- i guess you know it's an exceptionally funny response if it transcends social media sites?

[–]amatash 44 points45 points ago

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yeah but it hit 9GAG... i don't want to talk about it.

[–]PenguinMonster 12 points13 points ago

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I'm sorry this is happening to you. Tell them to fuck off.

[–]BalorLives 11 points12 points ago

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Just soak up the irony. It will make your bones strong.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Irony: The calcium of rhetorical devices.

[–]hazleapricot 3 points4 points ago

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Just let them know it's the other way around. People are dumb sometimes.

[–]amatash 7 points8 points ago

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i've posted it several times, they keep coming. i think they're coming in from 9gag now, i actually got quite a few redditor apologies. i love you guys :')

[–]BitsyLynn 9 points10 points ago

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Oh god, you poor thing. :(

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 10 points11 points ago

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That's shitty. I think I've only been on like 2 or 3 random tumblr pages (linked from here) and I could obviously tell you were responding to someone else. Hopefully the bulk of retarded people messaging you will die down, but as new people stumble upon the image I'm sure you'll get a message every now and then for a while.

[–]somedelightfulmoron 5 points6 points ago

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I wish to console you with my upvote. I hope it helps.

[–]Shvingy 32 points33 points ago

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Reddit is the new internet hate machine, and it throws its mindless weight wherever it pleases

[–]deemahh 30 points31 points ago

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STOP SENDING THIS BITCH HATE MAIL.

I got your back, boo.

[–]BonOfTheDead 3 points4 points ago

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I know you. You got my lighter, man. You got my flame.

[–]lj6782 4 points5 points ago

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Here, have some good karma

[–]piexil 4 points5 points ago

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Maybe next time don't judge a book by its cover.

Edit: It's != its

[–]BMWBeatz 756 points757 points ago

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Seems like the word "Hipster" gets arbitrarily added whenever someone doesn't like something.

[–]happybirfday 375 points376 points ago

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I'm really starting to hate it. It's also now synonymous with anyone who wears dark rimmed glasses. Sometimes they just look good on you!

[–]Nutty_Pistons 17 points18 points ago

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Yeah, I mean I wish that Woody Allen would stop being such a hipster

[–]supaphly42 420 points421 points ago

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And you totally wore them before this whole hipster thing even started, right!

[–]andypants 395 points396 points ago

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Some people wear glasses because they need them...

...I'll go away now.

[–]happybirfday 76 points77 points ago

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I definitely needed them. My lenses are so bad, I have to use plastic rimmed glasses to hide some of the thickness!

[–]DangerousIdeas 32 points33 points ago

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I partially blinded myself so I was "forced" to wear them.

[–]mightymouse513 112 points113 points ago

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Dude hipsters wear dark rimmed glasses WITHOUT lenses. I wore glasses before they were cool!

Why couldn't they have been cool when I was in third grade :(

[–]PerilousPancakes 73 points74 points ago

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I hate seeing people wear glasses without lenses. Its like "Oh hey, you should also try rolling around in a wheelchair with some rims on if you're REALLY in to accessorizing!" Assholes. Now my glasses in third grade with mickey mouse on the side of them.... PURE GANGSTA.

[–]test_alpha 36 points37 points ago

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Wearing frames without lenses would be more like riding around in a wheelchair that has no wheels.

[–]Excentinel 20 points21 points ago

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That's called a Sedan Chair.

[–]test_alpha 28 points29 points ago

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Fuck me, now that's hipster. I've gotta get me one of those things before they become cool.

[–]Excentinel 21 points22 points ago

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You gotta have four burly, lumberjack-looking neckbeards with you to carry you around though.

[–]NotADamsel 18 points19 points ago

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They also have to be hipsters, or they don't count.

[–]six_faces 9 points10 points ago

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I'm still called "four eyes" by my cousins. Mind you they are now in their thirties.

[–]ruinersclub 38 points39 points ago

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Especially when it comes to music... It's basically replaced the word EMO.

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

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It really gets old, doesn't it. I find it useful in the same way "fuck reading" on Facebook signifies that the person is probably not someone I'd care to talk to.

[cue formulaic "hipster" jokes]

[–]RBobo 25 points26 points ago

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I always just assume it's people who live in the suburbs or in rurality, who never have to deal with honest-to-god hipsters.

[–]faggort69 44 points45 points ago

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If those people spent, like, a minute in northwest Brooklyn, they'd shit themselves and die.

[–]rikerr 4 points5 points ago

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Put a bird on it.

[–]wamsword 827 points828 points ago

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[–]rutterkin 121 points122 points ago

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Most of the TV I watch these days is in .jpeg form.

[–]ambivilant 11 points12 points ago

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Who needs tv when reddit gives me primetime's best jokes in captioned picture form?

[–]Hyro0o0 347 points348 points ago

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My girlfriend had never seen Star Wars when we first met (aside from the Phantom Menace. I know, shit's fucked). I used her need for education as an excuse to bring her home with me to watch it.

Thanks, Star Wars!

[–]xfxian 614 points615 points ago

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"So, thanks for inviting me to watch the movie with you, it's fun so far! But now I think we could take this to the next leve..."

"Sssssh! Watch the movie!"

[–]Hyro0o0 311 points312 points ago

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I am not a smooth man. This more or less happened. She practically had to burn her hints into the surface of the moon before I returned her advances.

[–]UpChuckNorris 768 points769 points ago

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That's no moon...

[–]Scorm93 94 points95 points ago

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Genius.

[–]jfgiv 70 points71 points ago

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No, Space Station.

[–]CommanderROO 49 points50 points ago

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This is one of the greatest comments I have ever read on reddit

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I just had to take a step back and appreciate that comment... Bravo.

[–]BlazmoIntoWowee 19 points20 points ago

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Were... were you dating Chairface Chippendale?

[–]VtheHappyLurker 5 points6 points ago

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I think he got cockblocked by a large blue man screaming about a spoon. Happens a lot when you date supervillains.

[–]DiscordianStooge 5 points6 points ago

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Did she get further than "CHA"?

[–]SolomonGomes 21 points22 points ago

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Same here, now everytime I mention that I'll try to do something, she quotes Yoda.

[–]Mikeavelli 33 points34 points ago

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Remind her that only the Sith deal in absolutes.

[–]wtfamiwatching 35 points36 points ago

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ONLY the Sith deal in absolutes?

[–]Darksider94 6 points7 points ago

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Sometimes the Sith deal in absolutes?

[–]annieface 61 points62 points ago

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I hadn't seen Star Wars until I started dating my boyfriend about 2 years ago. He sat mw down and watched the original three.

[–]maddietheasshole 281 points282 points ago

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i was forced to watch star wars in spanish class. did not enjoy it.

YO SOY TU PADRE

[–]Ikimasen 375 points376 points ago

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Fucking spoileros, dude.

[–]letsRACEturtles 117 points118 points ago

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it's okay, maddietheasshole went through high school thinking vader was a priest

[–]Ted417 36 points37 points ago

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"Pinchés spoileros, guey."

FTFY

[–]nipitinthebud 4 points5 points ago

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"Pinchés spoileros, guey."

¡Jodido spoileros, tío!

FTFY in Castellano. :)

[–]Endless_Summer 101 points102 points ago

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¡NOOOOOOOOOO!

[–]gtarget 124 points125 points ago

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¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!

FTFY

[–]ImBored_YoureAmorous 11 points12 points ago

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How'd you do the upside down exclamation point?

[–]magicarp_is_evolving 42 points43 points ago

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its called an i

[–]jaybud4 20 points21 points ago

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¡ i

¿Que?

[–]LeiaShadow 8 points9 points ago

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No, the dot on the exclamation point isn't a true dot like it is on the "i"--it's more of a very small upwards-dash.

Hold down the "alt" key and, while holding it down, type the numbers 1 7 3 on your numpad. Then release the "alt" key, and the symbol will appear!

[–]sdm187 17 points18 points ago

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es no posibilidad!

[–]rocknrollsin 13 points14 points ago

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¡NNNNOOOOO!

[–]GreekNomad 17 points18 points ago

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I had refused to watch them because I thought they looked dumb. Finally did it because my boyfriend is obsessed with It. And I finally got to see what I had been missing for so long.

[–]SheaF91 31 points32 points ago

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[–]fionawallace 3 points4 points ago

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I never understood why they didn't put her in the gold bikini. I mean, come on!

[–]car_bon 3 points4 points ago

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"I mean, first of all, how do they understand that walking bear they hang out with all the time?

Yeah. He goes 'Hmmmmm' and they're all, like, 'that's a good point, bear! Let's try that!'"

[–]sachegrande 425 points426 points ago

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I read it as "Star Wars" too at first. :(

[–]mc66a 304 points305 points ago

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We all hate you for it now.

[–]mahacctissoawsum 163 points164 points ago

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It's okay. You were probably too busy masturbating at work to notice it either.

[–]Captain_Generous 20 points21 points ago

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Yup. Got that as well.

[–]MissCharmCity 14 points15 points ago

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

[–]Footballvike81 31 points32 points ago

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You're the one who spanked it at work! I know you!

[–]mc66a 13 points14 points ago

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HIGH FIVE!

Edit: I'll use the good hand.

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points ago

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[–]DonieDrako 34 points35 points ago

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Why do I have you tagged as "Glowing Rapist" in bright pink?

[–]ktool 42 points43 points ago

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I don't know but now I do too.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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Something tells me he just made this up on the spot, and unfortunately now that will stick. I've made a huge mistake

[–]AmatuerGenocologist 8 points9 points ago

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"What you call a mistake, I call asking for it" Remember when you said that? never forget Glowing Rapist is still out there!

[–]mc66a 3 points4 points ago

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And thus, the glowing rapist was born. We'll start a support group together if this gets bigger or if you also need a friend.

[–]paetactics 20 points21 points ago

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Thanks to these fine gentlemen I, too, know that you have jacked it at work. You're not alone!

[–]J0kester 22 points23 points ago

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Ooooh, the Klingons won't be happy with that. They'll come through the Stargate any moment now.

[–]epicfayulz 50 points51 points ago

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[–]dividezero 43 points44 points ago

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that hipster chick needs to stop wearing that shirt for real.... and the panties too...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, where's the rest of this set?

[–]learn_after_reading 6 points7 points ago

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holy moly guacamole

[–]akgreenman 74 points75 points ago

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I imagine that first person saying that with a mouthful of baked beans, each heavy breath sending flakes of half chewed food in an uncontained cone outward.

[–]DrawsThingsPoorly 189 points190 points ago

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[–]A_glorious_dawn 14 points15 points ago*

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this guy is not getting the credit he deserves. edit: for drunk missing letters

[–]letsRACEturtles 29 points30 points ago

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I don't like beans. They're coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth

[–]utterpedant 3 points4 points ago

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sent from the Apple Store

[–]Punkwasher 612 points613 points ago

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And third: Natalie Portman can do no wrong.

Can DO NO WRONG!

[–]GradualNeckbeard 750 points751 points ago

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Natalie's a really awesome lady. She got her name on a research paper while she was doing her chem degree, she's an activist and she makes my gross penis hard. Good thing too, because as an irrational female that's all she's good for. Wouldn't bang though, tits too small, and bitches be crazy. Why am I so alone?

[–]sonofabitch 222 points223 points ago

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this...this has the makings of a pretty awesome novelty account.

...sosayweall

[–]faggort69 99 points100 points ago

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Saw her walking around the Metropolitan Museum of Art the other day. She was with McCauley Culkin and her baby. Three things of note:

  1. She's fucking tiny.
  2. She's about a zillion times hotter in real life.
  3. McCauley Culkin looks like shit these days.

[–]jmac 42 points43 points ago

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Now I'm mad my parents didn't put me in a movie when I was 10 so I could hang out with Natalie Portman a couple decades later.

[–]clumsymechanic 7 points8 points ago

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I hung out with Natalie portman once, a few years ago. It actually wasn't that great. She made out with my girlfriend in a locked bathroom at a party while I cried tears of jealousy for both of them. I could barely watch Black Swan all the way through when it came out, I was still so angry at her.

[–]TosTosT 2 points3 points ago

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He also used to date Mila Kunis.

[–]GradualNeckbeard 347 points348 points ago

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Generally I find novelty accounts to be the lowest form of humour, but I thought i'd make an exception just this once. Not that you would understand humour, you're probably a female who's never even watched any intellectual movies like Star Wars or Idiocracy.

[–]delicious_sandwich 114 points115 points ago

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Oh you're good...

[–]You_Better_Smile 81 points82 points ago

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And you're delicious.

[–]SUPERSMILEYMAN 34 points35 points ago

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And you better be smiling right now.

[–]Captain_LargePoop 16 points17 points ago

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AND AS FOR ME?

[–]Atario 6 points7 points ago

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I'm convinced all these Gradual_____ novelty accounts are the same guy, and used serially.

[–]TheEclectic 3 points4 points ago

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She got her name on that research paper while in high school doing AP biochemistry. Her undergrad degree was in Psychology.

[–]synestheter 80 points81 points ago

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Except supporting Roman Polanski and likening eating meat to rape. That is really bizarre when you think about the two issues together.

[–]Punkwasher 55 points56 points ago

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I'll never understand Hollywood's love of Polanski, I mean, he makes decent movies... and that would be fine if that were the only way to judge a person... but yyeeeaaahhh... that guy... preeeetty much a scumbag.

Wouldn't it make more sense to say eating meat is murder? How does rape fit into it? Now about those two issues... does that mean that raping underage girls is like eating meat? WOAH, shouldn't have gone there... banish the thought... BANISH THE THOUGHT!!!

[–]lolmonger 16 points17 points ago

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'll never understand Hollywood's love of Polanski

It's sort of how people are pretty much cool with Chris Brown.

[–]Punkwasher 4 points5 points ago

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Wait... people are cool with Chris Brown?

Holy crap, am I out of touch!

[–]Mr_Metropolis 116 points117 points ago

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Hey guys, I like all the Star Wars movies.

[–]Nictionary 84 points85 points ago

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The bravery is strong with this one.

[–]Quizzelbuck 1428 points1429 points ago

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"She was in them"

Not in my Star Wars she wasn't.

[–]bezenartw 180 points181 points ago

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Kinda Relevant

[–]dkz 12 points13 points ago

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Thanks so much for this!

[–]Cozy_Conditioning 101 points102 points ago

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HAN SHOT FIRST!@

[–]Bronan_the_Brobarian 128 points129 points ago

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You mean Han shot.

[–]jonathanrdt 71 points72 points ago

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It's true. There was no return fire. Only sweet juicy death.

Sorry about the mess...

[–]Thurnis_Hailey 12 points13 points ago

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Sorry about the mess...

Thanks for the instant flashback of coolness.

[–]buzzkill_aldrin 22 points23 points ago

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Technically, he still shot first and last.

[–]NJ_Lyons 18 points19 points ago

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Last, but not second.

[–]interkin3tic 8 points9 points ago

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Hipster Greedo liked Han's blaster bolts before they were popular.

[–]russp89 6 points7 points ago

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Han was the only one who shot

[–]War_Eagle 12 points13 points ago

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I actually didn't mind the third one.

[–]BluLite 728 points729 points ago

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Agreed. The first 3 star wars are the only good ones. 4, 5, and 6 are pretty terrible.

[–]OmegaArcadia 1365 points1366 points ago

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Meesa agreesa.

[–]senorprogrammer 636 points637 points ago

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You bastard.

[–]DLXII 483 points484 points ago

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I heard the voice.. so vividly.

[–]oicup 282 points283 points ago

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It's like millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror...

[–]runtheplacered 84 points85 points ago

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All of them sounding like runaway slaves....

[–]BloederFuchs 105 points106 points ago

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Runaway slaves are actually no problem. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.

[–]playbass06 7 points8 points ago

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I shouldn't be laughing at this.

[–]Aenima1 3 points4 points ago

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My god, you shoot small animals for fun? Thats the first indicator of a serial killer, you freak!

[–]Anthony0712 3 points4 points ago

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He said not much bigger than two meters, I'd be scared to see a 6 foot rat....

[–]Se7en_Sinner 16 points17 points ago

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and then I became really pissed off for some reason.

[–]Generic_Redditor_13 40 points41 points ago

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How wuud.

[–]Cdf12345 11 points12 points ago

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Michelle?

[–]Unrelated_Gif 71 points72 points ago

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[–]DeSaad 3 points4 points ago

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this is the only thing from Star Wars I quote regularly.

[–]sdm187 13 points14 points ago

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the horror...

[–]DemonicGoblin 89 points90 points ago

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I am so confused by this statement it makes my head hurt.

[–]Twoblunts 108 points109 points ago

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Can't tell if trolling or calling out the hipsters.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Dude...nobody cares about your fan film.

[–]poutypineapple 71 points72 points ago

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Portman did say that she hadn't seen the original Star Wars until she got offered the role for the new ones. It's not too far off of the mark to think that she might not have seen all of them.

[–]gistak 18 points19 points ago

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But... even if she never saw them to this day, she still earned the right to wear the shirt, right?

[–]poutypineapple 61 points62 points ago

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I think as long as your body can fit into your clothes you have a right to wear them.

[–]gistak 4 points5 points ago

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You say that, but who's going to tell him?

[–]Mixdroid 71 points72 points ago*

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Because she was from israel. When she was cast as padme she watched them and loved them.

Edit spelling

[–]poutypineapple 59 points60 points ago

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Only until she was three. After that she was in the United States, leaving plenty of time for her to see the movies before the point that she's being offered a role for the movies.

[–]NotoriousSpoiler 42 points43 points ago

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She was too busy. Her parents were killed at an early age, and she spent the year after her parents were killed plotting revenge against the corrupt cops that did the deed. Fortunately she had the help of a kind old man with a dark secret who helped her find closure, in a way she wasn't expecting. She was able to replant herself in a boarding school, and in this boarding school she didn't have much of a chance to watch movies. Soon after she graduated she took on her role in star wars, at which time she watched the movies. So, she has an excuse.

[–]builderbob93 22 points23 points ago

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If her parents were immigrants (I don't know anything about Natalie Portman) she would be much less likely to be exposed to them.

[–]Am_I_Normal 38 points39 points ago

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Implying Star Wars wasn't an international phenomenon. American films are seen outside of the states, and of all places Israel has a pretty heavy dose of American culture.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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They do have movies in Israel you know.

[–]doot_doot 5 points6 points ago

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Trolls upon trolls upon trolls upon trolls

[–]yakuzaboss[!] 16 points17 points ago

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sounds exactly like reddit

[–]GetItTogether 91 points92 points ago

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Ted, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters IN Star Wars. And that's because they LIVED them, Ted! That's because they LIVED the Star Wars!

[–]Chouonsoku 6 points7 points ago

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Ctrl + F, "Lived"

There you are. I was looking for you.

[–]Haha_MadeYouLook 52 points53 points ago

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[–]FalconHunter 93 points94 points ago

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To be fair, Kiera Knightly WAS her double in Phantom Menace...

[–]awkwardloveyous 50 points51 points ago

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When i first saw ep. 1, i thought natalie portman was just saying she was the real queen to protect the real queen, then the next movies implied she actually was the real queen. Then I got confused about whether the servant was always the real queen, or if they switched at that single moment. I came to the conclusion that i don't give a fuck.

[–]Trevans 2 points3 points ago

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Are you me?

[–]CerpinTaxes 23 points24 points ago

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Fun Fact: Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightly's own mothers could not tell them apart while they were in full costume, when they came to visit them on set.

[–]a-lady 4 points5 points ago

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They didn't notice one was significantly taller than the other?

[–]DJPho3nix 20 points21 points ago

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TIL...

I love Keira Knightley now, but back when Phantom Menace was released I had no idea who she was. I haven't seen it since it was released, either, so I never realized it was her.

[–]deathbytray 21 points22 points ago

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Honestly, I can't think of a situation where I'd be upset because it turned out to be the other one.

[–]Punkwasher 47 points48 points ago

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I can tell the difference now, but man, when both those actresses were in Phantom Menace I couldn't tell the difference. According to anecdotes, neither could the mothers. The main difference now is that Natalie stayed cute, whereas Keira just grew into her "britishness". Take that any way you want.

[–]caprincrash 33 points34 points ago

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Keira just grew into her "britishness". Take that any way you want.

I take it as she is one of the best looking actresses out there.

[–]Punkwasher 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah... british actresses have it goin' on.

[–]elasticbingbong 2 points3 points ago

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No, not really.

[–]Captain_Longstaff 3 points4 points ago

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Natalie Portman is fucking beautiful. Only a clueless douchebag would describe her as a "hipster".

[–]Roflkopt3r 4 points5 points ago

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Honestly, this constant hate against episode 1-3 grows old. Yes, Episode 1 was an illogical peace of shit, I give you that. And okay, 2 and 3 really set more focus on following hollywood mainstream rather than trying to deliver a feeling and style that could be anywhere near episode 4-6. But by now everyone knows that.