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[–]KeiffDaBeef 101 points102 points ago

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Just for future reference, don't pick up armadillos. They carry leprosy.

[–]EvilArmadillo 80 points81 points ago

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That is why we are so evil! Mwah ha ha ha ha! :)

[–]remotephone 13 points14 points ago

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You've been waiting for this thread, haven't you?

[–]EvilArmadillo 37 points38 points ago

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For sooooooo long :)

[–]TigerWizard 10 points11 points ago

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....25 days?

[–]loneworker 7 points8 points ago

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Yes. Around 1% of their life time.

[–]greggvl 0 points1 point ago

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And 0.09% of ours.

[–]TheDudeFromOther 0 points1 point ago

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I got 27 days. Is my (res) math not right?

[–]CaptainAnagram 6 points7 points ago

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Hi EvilArmadillo. Your name anagrams to "Mild Larvae Oil" (among others)

[–]MustardOrPants 1 point2 points ago

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Do me!

[–]abasss 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Zeroman64 1 point2 points ago

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Phrasing!

[–]CaptainAnagram 0 points1 point ago

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MustardOrPants, your anagram would have been very useful on Reddit a couple weeks ago: "No Rampart Studs".

[–]MustardOrPants 0 points1 point ago

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Sweeeeeet

[–]Smegma_Torpedo 8 points9 points ago

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Everything society has taught me about armadillos (and I'm from Texas) is that they're armored little agents of disease that should be regarded with the same precaution one uses when encountering the strong smell of almonds.

[–]FreeDirt 4 points5 points ago

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Zyklon B was used in the concentration camps also for delousing to control typhus. The chemical used in the gas chambers was deliberately made without the warning odorant.[23] In quantitative terms, more than 95% of the Zyklon B delivered to Auschwitz was used for delousing and less than 5% in the gas chambers.

That is really bizarre to think about. Most of the gas to kill humans was used to keep lice at bay?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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What's also bizarre to think about is that the original formula that contained the warning odorant, Zyklon A, was formulated by a Jewish man named Fritz Haber. Authors can only aspire to write fiction as gripping, thought provoking, and poetically conflicted as his biography.

A great telling of it can be found here in the second part of the podcast. Knowing the part about Zyklon A before hearing it takes the piss out of it a little, but it's still worth the time.

[–]paraprax 1 point2 points ago

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HOLY CRAP! That podcast was awesome. Thanks for sharing it!

[–]Smegma_Torpedo 2 points3 points ago

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One would think that the lice troubling the group that the Nazis were hell-bent on exterminating would take little precedent in their agenda. My speculation was that it had little to do with the Jews' welfare, but rather to protect the scalps of the facilitators of the genocide.

[–]Swinly -1 points0 points ago

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I'd be willing to bet society has taught you pretty much all wild animals are dangerous and should never be interacted with.

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[–]Woovie 5 points6 points ago

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It's common knowledge actually. At least for some of us that live near them.

[–]Calobez 1 point2 points ago

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Si.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Don't we have medications for that though?

[–]martajuanita 0 points1 point ago

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I was gonna say the same thing!

[–]arzthaus 0 points1 point ago

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Just because they are the only other mammal that can carry the leprosy bacterium doesn't mean you will get leprosy from holding one. In fact, only 5% of humans are actually able to contract the disease.

[–]mrmyxlplyx 0 points1 point ago

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TIL I need to forgo sleep in order to use my vast amounts of trivial knowledge to obtain a top comment on a post.

[–]TMox 0 points1 point ago

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Well God damn it, there's always someone here before me. That Clint Eastwood was one brave badass. At least I have a link.

[–]Suck_Jons_BallZ 0 points1 point ago

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Too late for Clint, looks like it's starting to kick in.

[–]widgetas 89 points90 points ago

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I never knew Wolverine liked armadillos.

[–]boogiemantm 13 points14 points ago

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He really would make a bad ass Wolverine.

Go ahead, make my day... bub!

[–]moves_like_jager -2 points-1 points ago

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So much for me making an original comment today.......

[–]Jungargho 25 points26 points ago

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Came for this. Wasn't disappointed

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 8 points9 points ago

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Who doesn't come for Wolverine?

[–]angreesloth 2 points3 points ago

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Communists.

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 2 points3 points ago

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In Soviet Russia, Wolverine comes for you?

[–]Ramennov 2 points3 points ago

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I'll allow it.

[–]angreesloth 0 points1 point ago

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In Soviet Russia, Xmen movies fuck you! ...Oh wait they already did.

[–]cobrakai11 6 points7 points ago

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[–]xebo -1 points0 points ago

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And then he punched a guy without his claws? Or maybe tackled them?

Man, wolverine never stood a chance in the children's cartoon world.

[–]jaydeekay 3 points4 points ago

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Only reason I opened the comments. God DAMN that would be the best Xmen movie ever.

[–]Malownage 3 points4 points ago

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Clint Jackman

[–]Dcoil1 1 point2 points ago

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Ironically, Hugh Jackman said that for the next installment of Wolverine, when Darren Aronofsky was slated to direct, he was told that he needed to bulk up because Wolverine is "stocky" and that in the 2009 Wolverine movie, he "looked like Clint Eastwood"

[–]davepople 0 points1 point ago

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Im 6 of 7 book into Stephen Kings Dark Tower Series and i cant help but see Eastwood in this exact era and look every time i think of the main protagonist Roland

[–]sally-o-matic 0 points1 point ago

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oh 100%. he better watch out for those lobstrosities

[–]nirvana1103 13 points14 points ago

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If X-man was filmed 40 years ago, he would be perfect for Wolverine

[–]Phinigin 11 points12 points ago

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Also for a Metal Gear Solid movie

[–]TheOtherSon 2 points3 points ago

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Also as The Gunslinger in the Dark Tower series.

[–]UnknownArchive 38 points39 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Clint Eastwood holding an armadillo. 9coms 34pts 3mos pics
A Young Clint Eastwood Holding An Armadillo 3coms 12pts 3mos pics
Clint Eastwood holding an armadillo 3coms 35pts 3mos LadyBoners
Clint Eastwood and baby Armadillo. What does Reddit think? 66coms 294pts 4mos pics
Young Clint Eastwood holding a young armadillo 52coms 202pts 4mos WTF
Doesn't matter what I'm holdin' 2coms 10pts 9mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]I_ARE_THE_HATEST -1 points0 points ago

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Your life, your choices.

[–]mynameismeg 8 points9 points ago

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This makes my nether-regions tingle.

[–]hoobsher 7 points8 points ago

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ladies, contain your orgasms.

[–]sally-o-matic 2 points3 points ago

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impossible

[–]Heroshade 3 points4 points ago

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Hi, I'm Roland Deschain, and I approve this armadillo.

[–]HonkMafa 2 points3 points ago

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Totally Roland.

[–]HlaOad 3 points4 points ago

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Help I'm turning gay

[–]thenoblesunfish 5 points6 points ago

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Request for pictorial anagram! Hugh Jackman : Wolverine :: Clint Eastwood : Armadillo

[–]ElMandrake 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for reading my mind

[–]Kimimpossible 8 points9 points ago

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... Wolverine?

[–]TomPalmer1979 2 points3 points ago

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Awwww who's the cutest widdle leprosy-carrier ever?

[–]amarilloDillo 2 points3 points ago

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i approve of Clint Eastwood

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Your username makes me chuckle. :3

[–]string97bean 5 points6 points ago

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So badass...

[–]johnny4727 1 point2 points ago

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As a southerner I can assure you its called an armadilla'.

[–]cjdyal 1 point2 points ago

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[–]pear11 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote anything Clint Eastwood!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Sexy!

[–]lamqta 1 point2 points ago

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This armadillo is now immortal and its descendants will carry no disease.

[–]gunslingerzig 1 point2 points ago

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He would have been a perfect Roland for The Dark Tower series.

[–]DoctorFawkes 1 point2 points ago

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It's half-time in the Wild West...

[–]Aquilae 1 point2 points ago

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Does anyone else see a striking resemblance to Hugh Jackman?

[–]RYAGY 1 point2 points ago

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He reminds me more of David Beckham than Hugh Jackman because of the crinkles around them precious little eyes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, bub?

[–]ExtremeZarf 1 point2 points ago

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"I'm Clint Eastwood, and this is my favorite Armadillo on the Citadel."

[–]DrunkDrSeuss 0 points1 point ago

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Ctrl+F Citadel, Upvote

[–]kupaa 1 point2 points ago

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Snake!

[–]TheRealDrCube 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one who sort of thinks Joel McHale resembles Clint?

[–]GrizzledAncient 0 points1 point ago

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Its a spooky resemblance...

[–]ZiggyOnMars 1 point2 points ago

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Ok.

[–]a_red_crayola 1 point2 points ago

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you are telling me this is not David Beckham?

[–]boomer56 1 point2 points ago

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His name is Sebastian, and he's an experienced paralegal.

[–]theclintwithnoname 2 points3 points ago

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I don't have any name, and never refer to me again.

[–]boomer56 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, Clint! How you been? Have a beer! Let me stick this name tag on ya, so the cute women will know how to say hi.

[–]futurefeature 0 points1 point ago

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[–]shodanisshinryu 0 points1 point ago

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this reminds me a lot of Rango....

[–]sparearmadillo 0 points1 point ago

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I have a spare one he can have.

[–]CAPTAINxTRIPS 0 points1 point ago

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Clint Eastwood definitely could have played the role of Wolverine if an X-men movie was made at this time

[–]cody1209 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, when I read the title I thought it was going to be an AMA.

[–]archetype713 0 points1 point ago

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I had the idea recently that squint_eastwood would be a good username and this picture reminded me. Now I'm upset because it's already taken. Apparently I'm not even as badass as the guy that gets to mimick Clint's name.

[–]mw3haha 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it, when I read "Hi, I'm Clint Eastwood..." I though the sentence was going to end with AMA. First world problems.

[–]DislexicJediMaster 0 points1 point ago

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The dude would have made an awesome Wolverine. Better than that gay bloke.

[–]HighMeister 0 points1 point ago

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I'm Han Solo, and I'm Clint Eastwood.

[–]Yougfrrck 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me moist (and I'm male)

[–]affablearmadillo 0 points1 point ago

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Why thank you.

[–]AndyRames 0 points1 point ago

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Even nature bends to the will of Clint Eastwood.

[–]westernsociety 0 points1 point ago

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splitting imagine of wolverine....minus the claws

[–]lurking_bishop 0 points1 point ago

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That is one handsome motherfucker. No homo

[–]airitout 0 points1 point ago

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Clint Eastwood - the original Hugh Jackman.

[–]SometimesAmusingGuy 0 points1 point ago

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He's such a good looking man

[–]SlowBoatToHades 0 points1 point ago

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Armadillos. Legalize them and tax them for revenue.

[–]Superhelt 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like nice guy Wolverine.

[–]VisionStadium 0 points1 point ago

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That's pretty cool. I mean, how many things does Clint Eastwood approve of? That must be a pretty awesome armadillo.

[–]franktard 0 points1 point ago

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Its halftime in America, I fucking love armadillos.

[–]SolidSyco 0 points1 point ago

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[–]holodog 0 points1 point ago*

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Right after this picture was taken, he threw it up in the air, quickdrew, and shot it.

[–]Mitchell1030 0 points1 point ago

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is this from the good the bad and the ugly ?

[–]delightfuldylan 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda looks like wolverine.

[–]-StupendousMan- 0 points1 point ago

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I once found a stuffed armadillo stuck to a palm tree in the back yard of a house my parents were renting out. It became my favorite toy and I remember taking it to show and tell in kindergarten. Sorry for the leprosy classmates.

TIL theres no verb form of taxidermy.

[–]mottledbungabunga 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pheeze 0 points1 point ago

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What a fucking man. A man's man.

[–]PremmyJack 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me or would Clint make a GREAT wolverine?

[–]Jennyd242 0 points1 point ago

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Now there's the guy who should have been cast as Wolverine, if they had made it a couple of decades earlier that is.

[–]CallumLD 0 points1 point ago

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I just see Wolverine carrying the fury little critter.

[–]Dcoil1 0 points1 point ago

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"I call him...GRAAAAN TORIINOOOO"

[–]drunk_otter 0 points1 point ago

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Little fella's coming out of his shell.

Eeeww.

[–]Standokan 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like a cooler version of Hugh Jackman in this picture.

[–]mrdoink20 0 points1 point ago

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He's a maaaaaaaaan.

[–]adnan252 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me or does he look like Sam Worthington a little bit.

[–]ailee43 0 points1 point ago

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I'm Clint Eastwood, and I have leprosy now

[–]Dangl_sniper 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Hugh Jackman as Wolverine.

[–]Ars3nalFC 0 points1 point ago

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wait is Clint Eastwood behind Wolverine somewhere?

[–]treyson 0 points1 point ago

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When I saw the title I thought it was an Eastwood AMA. Fuck. Cool armadillo though

[–]Komercisto 0 points1 point ago

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For pennies a day you can send armadillos like this to school. We'll include photographs of your armadillo and letters they write about how much they appreciate the clean water and fresh fruit you're buying for them.

[–]Cybercommie 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, Blondie!

[–]FuriousRod 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me or does young Clint Eastwood look like David Beckham? Just an observation.

[–]CrimsonBloo -1 points0 points ago

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Need to photoshop. Now.

[–]saadakhtar -1 points0 points ago

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That's not Clint. That's Roland Deschain holding Oi.

[–]CodyLHowe -1 points0 points ago

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Do you feel lucky punk?! Do you?! Clint, get that fucking thing out of here!

[–]EdricStorm -2 points-1 points ago

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Hi, I'm Clint Eastwood, and this is my favorite armadillo on the Citadel.

[–]ogurahl -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm commander Eastwood and this is my favorite armadillo on the Citadel.

[–]definitelykeysersoze -1 points0 points ago

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I have a poster of Clint in b/w from The Good the Bad and The Ugly. But this would be so much better. Picture is just too good.

[–]Maniacal_Artist -1 points0 points ago

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Hi, I'm Armadillo, and I'm giving this guy leprosy.