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[–]swifteh 222 points223 points ago

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Her face at the end is fucking. priceless.

[–]PantWraith 8 points9 points ago

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Couldn't be more dead on with that one.

[–]xKJx25 0 points1 point ago

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You're about to start something... Cut it out!

[–]saveusjeebus -1 points0 points ago

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i've seen butter puns before.

[–]xKJx25 0 points1 point ago

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How did emo puns turn into bread puns....

[–]saveusjeebus 1 point2 points ago

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not sure, but it sure did spread.

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[–]Mrkiruru 0 points1 point ago

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[–]yojohny 2 points3 points ago

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[–]davidnation1992 1 point2 points ago

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Haha oh god...I'm afraid I have to agree

[–]TheyreEatingHer -3 points-2 points ago

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Who is Gin and who cares. XP

[–]Denivire 0 points1 point ago

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A character from Bleach, an anime. It's like DBZ in the "make less sense, have more power-ups" kind of way.
It started decent, but now it is just pretty stupid.

[–]TheyreEatingHer 2 points3 points ago

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Not to sound hipster or anything, but I thought Bleach was pretty stupid from the very beginning.

[–]llydecke 108 points109 points ago

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brilliant gif. When her eyes dart back to the camera as she butters the toast, I think, "I would like to know this girl and be her friend."

[–]The_Painted_Man 48 points49 points ago

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She seems like she would be fun to hang with, if that is her sense of humour.

[–]llydecke 11 points12 points ago

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Agreed. I think her sense of humor is quite obvious. Why else make the gif?

[–]The_Painted_Man 11 points12 points ago

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Now I need to find out who she is...

[–]llydecke 16 points17 points ago

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If anyone can. Reddit can.

[–]Harodan 18 points19 points ago

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Out of nowhere, she gets hundreds of posts.

"WE LOVE YOUUUUUUU"

[–]llydecke 2 points3 points ago

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FRRRIEEENNDDD??? o_o

[–]honest_ed 15 points16 points ago

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I think part of its brilliance also comes from the well timed cut off point

[–]llydecke 4 points5 points ago

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Yep. appealing comic timing is everything.

[–]Starkey 8 points9 points ago

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Scumbag reddit. Complains of friendzone. Friendzones.

[–]llydecke 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a girl. Not sure she'd be interested in me. Unless....

[–]neuropotpie 66 points67 points ago

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OH MY GOD SHE'S GONNA...is that frosting?

[–]McLovin804 48 points49 points ago

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Butter, I believe.

[–]CartmanVT 73 points74 points ago

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Directed by M. Night Dean.

[–]ElAyDubleZee 15 points16 points ago

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You butter believe it.

[–]VinTeK 18 points19 points ago

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[–]6times9is42 4 points5 points ago

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This is the slowest loading gif ever man. I've been waiting 4 hours now and it still hasn't moved.

[–]bpi89 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you. I clicked back on it to see if it loaded something.

[–]frank14752 5 points6 points ago

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I can't believe it's not butter!

[–]The_Painted_Man 2 points3 points ago

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Do not jam up this pun thread.

[–]CoreyRogerson 3 points4 points ago

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But-her face seemed so dark

[–]Jonovox 0 points1 point ago

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I personally think this pun is better than the other one by a slim margarine.

[–]xKJx25 1 point2 points ago

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Oh come now, you're gonna make the other user jelly.

[–]sicktaker2 0 points1 point ago

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The puns might get spread a little thin.

[–]vetch222 0 points1 point ago

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Mayonnaise.

[–]xKJx25 0 points1 point ago

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it's white. More like Mayo?

[–]rplush 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely not gayo

[–]doesntgetreddit 0 points1 point ago

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I'd have a hard time believing it's not.

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[–]saucisse 4 points5 points ago

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Butter should be left at room temperature.

[–]endingthread 3 points4 points ago

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I can't believe it's not butter.

[–]thangle 0 points1 point ago

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You gotta warm it up a bit and kinda prefluff it with your knife.

[–]The_Painted_Man 4 points5 points ago

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prefluff

Is that a new pokemon?

[–]iseewatudidthere 185 points186 points ago

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Although this is a repost, I upvoted for the laugh.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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Some things are amusing enough to not smite even when seen for the hundredth time.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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She had me going there for a minute.

[–]Jealousy123 -5 points-4 points ago

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Weird, this is the first time I have ever seen it and I thought it was stupid so I downvoted it.

Seemed a little too "attention-whorey".

[–]paramitepies -1 points0 points ago

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Although this is a repost, I upvoted for the laugh.

[–]queenbee1990 34 points35 points ago

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This has got to be my favourite .gif of all time :)

[–]CapitanObviousYo 0 points1 point ago

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agreed

[–]spriteburn -1 points0 points ago

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[–]vrrrr 48 points49 points ago

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[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 15 points16 points ago

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I kinda like alternative chicks, but that's just scary.

[–]KorbenD2263 -1 points0 points ago

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NO amount of makeup or bodymods can distract from that kind of ugly.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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a woman on Reddit? Better post about how ugly I think she is

[–]littlelion2k 19 points20 points ago

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Thank you for perfectly encapsulating Reddit in one image.

[–]cheapasfree24 8 points9 points ago

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Also she looks like she's 12...

[–]abledanger 2 points3 points ago

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I think the eye makeup makes her face look even wider.

[–]Drawtaru 3 points4 points ago

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I dunno, I think her nose is kinda cute.

[–]kemicalenigma 8 points9 points ago

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went back to check.

ew.

[–]Drawtaru 6 points7 points ago

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Meh. Whatever. I stand by what I say. But I'm a woman, so therefore I have no real opinion anyway. AMIRITE?

[–]rootR -2 points-1 points ago

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yes

[–]Great_Chairman_Mao 13 points14 points ago

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All I can hear at the end is "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey".

[–]kangaimroo 9 points10 points ago

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I hear "wheeeeeee" but that's just me.

[–]Great_Chairman_Mao 0 points1 point ago

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She never makes the "W" mouth motion. THAT'S JUST FUCKING STUPID. FUUUCCKKKK!!

[–]endingthread -1 points0 points ago

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I hear wheeeeeee but that's just me.

FTFY

[–]zisforzebra 18 points19 points ago

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Can somebody make this gif backwards. I have a hunch it will be slightly amusing.

[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 56 points57 points ago

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[–]The_Painted_Man 9 points10 points ago

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Perfect, now can you reverse that gif as well? And enhance some part of it?

[–]Klaue[S] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]The_Painted_Man 2 points3 points ago

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Thankyou. She IS awesome, even on closer inspection....

I wonder if she knows Reddit is stalking her?

[–]atomic1fire 2 points3 points ago

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Or just add "I ran out of butter." at the end.

[–]Phoequinox 8 points9 points ago

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:D. . .>:|

[–]LucasSMWC 2 points3 points ago

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NO BUTTER FOR YOU

[–]a_unique_username -4 points-3 points ago

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Meh.

[–]gistak 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Phoequinox 8 points9 points ago

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Oh, god. You've done it now. You have officially earned the ire of 80% of reddit by posting this.

That said, she's adorable.

[–]YawIar 7 points8 points ago

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This is hilarious.. Her facial expressions are perfect!

[–]eddiegratis 1 point2 points ago

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my computer shut off as soon as i thought she was gonna kill herself so this was much more stressing to me

[–]black19 1 point2 points ago

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Damn you! I smiled...I didn't like it though!

[–]BluescreenOfDeath 1 point2 points ago

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As she holds the knife out in front of her, I had to remind myself that I was in /r/funny and not /r/spacedicks.

[–]thedragslay 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Freedom_Is_Yours 1 point2 points ago

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It ends in reposts.

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 5 points6 points ago

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Doesn't look very emo to me. If a girl having short hair and a black t-shirt makes you "emo" it seems people's standards are slipping.

[–]ShenaniganCannon 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure this gif is ~15% more pixellated than the last time I saw it

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

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I heard somewhere (And I may be wroong), but the resolution of images go down slightly each time it is saved then reposted.

I may be wrong, though..

[–]KiNGofKiNG89 1 point2 points ago

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You son of a bitch, how dare you murder that butter. WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU!

[–]LegendOfPokemon 2 points3 points ago

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That's not emo. Funny though.

[–]Shuyo 0 points1 point ago

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Suuuuch a repost, but...she's just adorable.

[–]HooBeeII 0 points1 point ago

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Directed by M. Night Shamalamalan

[–]jostler57 0 points1 point ago

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Not butter! It'll be the death of her!

[–]Burma9 0 points1 point ago

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God, I love mayonnaise. No homo.

[–]DOWNWTDASICKNESS 0 points1 point ago

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either she looks alot like my ex or is my ex. she use to post stupid videos like this while we were in high school

[–]enriquesford 0 points1 point ago

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your right it didn't end well, your supposed to go slow when spreading the butter..

[–]cats_are_people_too 0 points1 point ago

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TIL everyone in a black shirt is emo.

[–]tisjester 0 points1 point ago

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That's right more butter....

[–]heylookitsmykel 0 points1 point ago

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This girl... is pretty badass.

[–]MindwaveRush 0 points1 point ago

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Clicked -> Got scared -> Went back -> Funny instead of WTF -> Clicked again.

[–]Harroprease11 0 points1 point ago

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name?

[–]GaijinFoot 0 points1 point ago

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Dibetes.... Brutal....

[–]dalgeek 0 points1 point ago

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[–]-CeterisParibus- 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for cheese spread

[–]jcaesar22 0 points1 point ago

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Few posts make me laugh out loud. This is one

[–]Carteebs 0 points1 point ago

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Seen it 1000 times, but still gets me.

[–]eyethinkikn0wu 0 points1 point ago

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This is so old but still hilarious xD

[–]atomic1fire 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Inquisitor1 0 points1 point ago

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I thought she would cut herself

.

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another slice of cake.

[–]Pr0xY1 0 points1 point ago

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I guess this explains why she is more fat than dead.

[–]rocketdog6 -1 points0 points ago

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I literally lol'd

[–]causeiwanna -5 points-4 points ago

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I know this is a repost, but I forgot about it. I liked to be reminded. :)

[–]Ankisaurus -2 points-1 points ago

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IN GOING TO CUT MYSELF a slice of bread.

[–]jordanjq -4 points-3 points ago

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this isn't funny at all

[–]SharkFighter -1 points0 points ago

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That might be a guy. Don't be racist.

[–]MBannon2020 -1 points0 points ago

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still disturbing

[–]Hectorial -1 points0 points ago

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i lol'd and found a good end to browsing reddit. up vote for you.

[–]Dizzle1218 -1 points0 points ago

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Fat girl with knife. It couldn't end any other way

[–]spacemanspiff37 -1 points0 points ago

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I lol'd.

[–]Halefire -1 points0 points ago

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I just came from the Kennedy Assassination video post. I really needed this laugh. Thank you.

[–]YEAH_TOAST -1 points0 points ago

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At first I was like "too predictable"

But then I was like "worth it"

[–]biosaint -1 points0 points ago

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fat girl with butter... ended just as bad as it started

[–]xKJx25 -1 points0 points ago

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oh god thank you for making me laugh

[–]cport1 -1 points0 points ago

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Thought I went back in time and was on digg for a second...

[–]btgf-btgf -1 points0 points ago

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She has a bouncing souls shirt on. Not emo.

[–]baker875 -3 points-2 points ago

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Yeah baby! Spread that butter. Do it. DO IT.

[–]drinkme217 -3 points-2 points ago

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I was disappointed that there was no cake. I expected cake.

[–]BrainHaver -4 points-3 points ago

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Fuck you op, tricked me.

[–]getyadogsoffme -3 points-2 points ago

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NOOO!!!! SHE CAN'T END IT LIKE THAT! i mean, that's barely even spread out across the toast...

[–]TheBluePanda -5 points-4 points ago

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This is like a flashback to 2009, when "emo" was actually relevant and I first saw this gif.

[–]TheBluePanda 0 points1 point ago

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I guess my comment struck a chord with the emos on Reddit.

[–]SlammerDan -2 points-1 points ago

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Already fat girl eating more food. That can't end well!

[–]Broken_S_Key -4 points-3 points ago

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did anyone else think this was boxxy with some added weight at first glance?

[–]AdamAtlanta -4 points-3 points ago

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Goth people still exist?

[–]TbanksIV -5 points-4 points ago

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wow, no ones posted the one of the girl cutting a piece of cake?

soon.

[–]red_lambda -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't think I've laughed that hard in awhile