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CHECKMATE (i.imgur.com)
submitted 6 months ago by Boltie
[–]ladytrompetista 33 points34 points35 points 6 months ago
Who says you're supposed to give up what you love most for Lent?? Then people would give up their families or pets or something. No, they give up things that they are unnecessarily attached to, like chocolate or TV. It's an exercise in willpower in amoral matters to prepare your will for moral ones.
[–]mistermustard 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
CHECKMATE
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
No that's wrong. For lent you give up meat. Giving up anything else is entirely meaningless, but no more so than the entire concept of lent to begin with. Inexplicably, fish are acceptable and not considered meat. Biology has no place in religion...
[–]zincake 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Especially when "fish" includes beavers, capybaras, sea turtles, iguanas, and I'm pretty sure whales and dolphins.
[–]asharkey3 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
excuse me? Beavers? how is a mammel considered a fish..... source please, now Im really intrigued
Wikipedia is an easy one
So the meat of a beaver is considered equal to fish.
According to the Catholic church, yeah...?
strange....
[–]ralph-j 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
things that they are unnecessarily attached to
And your point is?
[–]rhymeswithsymmetry -9 points-8 points-7 points 6 months ago
Things that you are unnecessarily attached to? Like...God? As you said, understand what it means to be moral, not just "do what the Bible told me to do."
[–]snacksforyou 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Relatively relevant.
[–]The_Painted_Man -2 points-1 points0 points 6 months ago
It is all relativity.
[–]cgbish 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
actually lent is about giving up a worldly possession that is deemed by you unnecessary. So looks like it's not just insane Christians not checking their facts....
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
Good work on creating the least convincing argument for atheism of all time.
[–]nottimminchin 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Stephen Colbert already did that last year :)
[–]redwings13 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
The idea of giving things up for Lent for Christians is to give up things that you are consumed by in order to give yourself more time for God. Source: Former Christian.
Ok, I was "born Atheist" in an atheist family, in a country that's mostly atheist. What's this "lent" thing?
[–]hellcrapdamn 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
It builds up in your belly button or clothes dryer.
yes but HOW do I give it up? (I'm sorry I asked a question easily google-able)
[–]hellcrapdamn 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
You're never gonna give it up. Never gonna let it down. Never gonna run around and hurt it?
[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
No, you're never going to run around and desert it. You aren't going to make it cry or let it say goodbye either. You also won't tell a lie to it and hurt it.
[–]hellcrapdamn 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Thank you for correcting me. I'm not that familiar with the gospel.
The gospel according to Rick. In the beginning he created the heavens and the earth, for he was no stranger to love.
[–]hellcrapdamn 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Seriously, as far as I know it's a Catholic ritual. I guess they're supposed to give up something they love for a month. I'm clearly not an expert on it, but here's some more info. As far as the HOW, I suppose you just stop doing something you like for a month. It could be chocolate, television, or heroin. I don't really know.
[–]3D_Dot_Soul 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
I'm not 100% on this, but isn't the idea to give up a material thing or a habit? Or anything OTHER than God?
[–]izmeister 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Lent isn't about giving up something you love, it's about giving up something that separates you from god. Although, I'm pretty sure most Christians just use it as an excuse to go on a diet (like the people who give up soda).
I think Wikipedia pretty much sums it up in a sentence, "The traditional purpose of Lent is the penitential preparation of the believer—through prayer, penance, repentance, almsgiving, and self-denial."
[–]wafflesnsyrup 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
Stephen Colbert gave up being christian last year
[–]Anon3mous1 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Came here to post this :D
[–]Differently 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
You beat me to it.
[–]rylock28 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
It's like a Catholic Rumspringa!
[–]mithrasinvictus 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
How about giving up hate and intolerance instead?
[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
If people were aware that they were bigots... they wouldn't be.
[–]The_Painted_Man 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
I respectfully disagree. Some people enjoy being bigots.
[–]SatanLivesWithMe 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Done. Said this 8 years ago haven't looked back. Best decision ever.
[–]LibraryDrone 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
that's almost like dividing by zero.
[–]carelcapek 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
mfw Stephen Colbert did do this...
[–]WallaWallaWhat 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Most of the christians I know would have to give up their artificial senses of righteousness and security.
[–]afrofire11 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Catch 22: He is in all things.
[–]Wulfpak1977 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago*
If Christians had God #1 then they would not need "forgiveness" of their sins nearly as much lol. Hell even the military has God 3rd. Unit Corps God Country right?
Edit Spelling Thanks Malinterian!
*Corps. It's just pronounced core.
[–]Wulfpak1977 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I swear my ability to screw up words is second to none
[–]fromkentucky 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
You give up coveted things, not what you love the most. If you're going to make fun, then do so accurately. Otherwise, you make us all look bad... But mainly yourself.
[–]demonic357 -2 points-1 points0 points 6 months ago
Buff Jesus agrees
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 6 months ago
If philosoraptor is supposed to be clever
why is OP a fag?
[–]solaybro -2 points-1 points0 points 6 months ago
FTW
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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