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[–]NervousSpeedDater 8 points9 points ago

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Oh that reminds me of when I was blindfolded at a summer camp. I asked them "are you sure you're not walking me into a fire pit?" They said they weren't. But if you look at all these burn scars on my hands you can see who was telling the truth. Did you ever do any trust exercises as a kid?

[–]LlamaHunter 1 point2 points ago

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I think this is my new favorite novelty account.

[–]lessClever 10 points11 points ago

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Long live the king.

[–]reckerexpress 2 points3 points ago

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came here to see this then

[–]wittyscreenname 3 points4 points ago

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NOPE......YEP.

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 4 points5 points ago

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I hope I wasn't the only one who watched that like 4 times to make sure there was a rope attached to her.

[–]TheGentlemanZombie 0 points1 point ago

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Was there?

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 0 points1 point ago

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Yes! Around her ankles.

[–]TheGentlemanZombie 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, that's good. I didn't see it at first, so I had a bit of a fright watching.

[–]machetedamadman 2 points3 points ago

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"By the way, I'm breaking up with you. SEE YA!"

[–]jkorms 1 point2 points ago

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So... No strings attached?

[–]evilchris 1 point2 points ago

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NEED CONTEXT

[–]daaaabears 2 points3 points ago

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no you don't

[–]hawaiikawika 0 points1 point ago

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"Let go of the rail and grab my hand and I will pull you up... I promise....."

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[–]thetoneranger 0 points1 point ago

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more info

[–]Daubenmire 0 points1 point ago

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It's Okay I'm here for you... BITCH GTFO!

[–]Schuppants 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure I've jumped from there.. Taupo, NZ.

[–]enigma750 0 points1 point ago

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LMAO. This reminds me of my last relationship.

[–]bdemented -3 points-2 points ago

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Sauce?