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[–]mtlstout 62 points63 points ago

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Probably the best horror/comedy movie ever

[–]Ashton42 4 points5 points ago

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Drag me to Hell goat scene

man, I lauuuuuughed

[–]theREALsquirtle 1 point2 points ago

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God, that scene pissed me off so much. I thought it was actually going to be a good movie until they jumped that shark.

[–]saywee123 0 points1 point ago

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By "good" do you mean you thought it was going to be a horror movie, or do you mean that you thought the rest of the movie was going to be funny but that wasn't?

[–]theREALsquirtle 1 point2 points ago

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not really either. Up until that point, i thought the movie was legitimately entertaining. it wasn't really horror, but it was a decent supernatural movie It felt like they were at least trying to come up with something that they thought someone might enjoy. then they got to the goat scene and someone swapped out the director out for a stoner dickhead who said "hey guys... Wouldn't it be funny if we put a goat in there... and it talked... and it called her a bitch! Heh..." After that, I got the impression that everyone knew that it was ridiculous and just stopped trying.

[–]saywee123 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you are saying, and I kind of feel that way about a lot of movies these days but, just in case you don't know, that director is famous for making ridiculous movies that are essentially absurd comedies advertised as supernatural thrillers or horror movies. Take the "Evil Dead" series as an example.

I think it's one of those cases where everyone who knew the director went in thinking "Omg this is going to be ridiculous!" and everyone who went in thinking that they were going to see a decent supernatural movie was like "Wow they really fucked this up".

If you already knew all this then I apologize for being a dolt...

[–]theREALsquirtle 0 points1 point ago

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It's fine, you're not a dolt, but I did already know that. And that was what I was expecting through most of the first quarter of the movie, then when it wasn't absolutely insane, I started thinking that maybe the director had gone for something different. I love those movies that are really fucked up, but they have to start it at the beginning, that way everyone has fun with it, or start normal then slowly and deliberately move into insanity. that scene was just kind of WTF, then it tried to go back to normal. It was like trying to splice a clip of Spongebob freaking out into a movie about a sinking ship.

[–]Raleighirishman 0 points1 point ago

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Sam Raimi.. You expected it to be what then? Come on. I think if you are a true fan of his work, you'll like Drag Me To Hell. I loved the movie. I don't care what anyone says.

[–]saywee123 -1 points0 points ago

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Wait what? I thought it was good...

[–]Raleighirishman 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry directed to theREALsquirtle. I got the sense he didn't like the movie.

[–]saywee123 0 points1 point ago

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Ah I see. Carry on...

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[–]Raleighirishman 1 point2 points ago

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):

[–]Meathe 12 points13 points ago

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And for those who have no idea which movie: Black Sheep.

[–]IveRedditalready 5 points6 points ago

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Now I'll be thinking that these are the sheep I'm counting before I go to bed.. :(

[–]godsrequiem 0 points1 point ago

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I came to say just this. Upvote for you.

[–]Xoebe 4 points5 points ago

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Absolutely. It managed to tread a fine line between horror and comedy like no other.

Shaun of the Dead was great, but it sort of wobbled between comedy and horror. The horror was really horrific, and the comedy was really comedic - but somehow Black Sheep managed to actually fuse the two into a coherent narrative.

[–]Azr79 1 point2 points ago

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I though it was a demon came from depth of hell ಠ_ಠ

[–]Coffeybeanz 0 points1 point ago

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The fucking mint sauce was the best part. I lost it.

[–]The_designer_pro 0 points1 point ago

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FTFY Probably the best horror/comedy movie ever

[–]intermag 0 points1 point ago

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Instant classic

[–]on_the_redpill 0 points1 point ago

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You haven't seen Rubber yet.

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

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I think Drag me to Hell is the funniest horror comedy I've seen, but I'll give this a go.

Didn't know this was a real movie; Black Sheep with Chris Farley is what I thought of.

[–]ELEVENTY_THREE 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno man... I thought it was agonizing. But that could be because I paid money to watch it in the theatres.

[–]Smallandtinyperson 7 points8 points ago

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And that is EXACTLY how they feel when they write it.

[–]DocStrong 8 points9 points ago

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[–]on_the_redpill -1 points0 points ago

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[–]NawNaw 2 points3 points ago

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I thought I suffered alone. Why the fuck do people write it this way?

[–]KingoftheMoonF3 0 points1 point ago

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I do it when I intend the laughter to be slightly derisive. Like "Bah! Hahaha!"

[–]_shadrach_ 5 points6 points ago

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I think you'll find it is intended to convey an explosive, involuntary outburst of laughter. Essentially, an intensifier.

[–]beachsunflower 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Jackie_OK 1 point2 points ago

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I cant unsee that and will forever think of that.

[–]IsildursJane 1 point2 points ago

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logged in to upvote that

[–]zzt711 1 point2 points ago

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Personally if I ever use a B it follows up with a W

Bwahahahah

[–]simon_C 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer a "W"

[–]RandomAsianGuy 1 point2 points ago

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In Thailand, the internet language for "hahaha" is 555555+

Because the number 5 is pronounced as "haa".

[–]empyreanmax 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer bwahahahahaha

[–]Justintime233 0 points1 point ago

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Yes this. This is the first time I've seen the bhahahaha. It's always bwahahaha. I think it's meant to imitate Bart Simpsons laugh.

[–]SgtSausage 1 point2 points ago

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You forgot the ”w”.

[–]imperator285 1 point2 points ago

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muahahahahaha!

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 1 point2 points ago

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It's "bwhahahahahaha!" Can't you know?

[–]VonMeatstein 0 points1 point ago

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What do you imagine when you see " Muwahahahahaha"?

[–]Jungl3 6 points7 points ago

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[–]cake4chu 1 point2 points ago

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What about "Bwahahahahaha"

[–]Dammitdano[S] 0 points1 point ago

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A picture of myself.

[–]VonMeatstein 0 points1 point ago

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Well played! Well played!

[–]captchaking 1 point2 points ago

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[–]sandykumquat 0 points1 point ago

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Is that sheep on meth?

[–]flowstoneknight 1 point2 points ago

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If I had to be a sheep, I'd probably be on meth too.

[–]whetu 0 points1 point ago

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Watch and let me know.

[–]dilirio25 0 points1 point ago

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same, and thats EXACTLY why i say it, because i feel like thats how i was laughing at the moment

[–]Drawtaru 0 points1 point ago

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That's kind of exactly what I'm going for when I use the b.

[–]carmel33 0 points1 point ago

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[–]CapnSheff 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit OP that belongs on r/nosleep

[–]firedancer0705 0 points1 point ago

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THANK YOU!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for this.

[–]bubblegumjunkie 0 points1 point ago

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It's not that funny, but i nearly spit ice cream out my nose laughing at this... thanks

[–]Paths4byzantium 0 points1 point ago

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I just Bhahahaa.... about this. Scared my fiancee.

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 0 points1 point ago

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I loved Chris Farley in that movie.

[–]AgentFlynn 0 points1 point ago

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Bonus points for the Black Sheep screenshot.

[–]Nerozero 0 points1 point ago

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I'm more of a fan of a "P" before a set of "Ha's"... that way I don't need a change of pants afterwards

P'Hahahaha

[–]iRooMba 0 points1 point ago

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imgur.com is not working for me, so i'm making a random post so I can come back to this thread tomorrow and look at what reminds you when people put "b" in front of their "hahaha's". Just wanted to let you know this post is just a bookmark so I can come back, when imgur.com is back.

Thank you,

iRooMba

[–]Skylarity 0 points1 point ago

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[–]captchaking 3 points4 points ago

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i do believe that constitutes situational ironing.

[–]Skylarity 0 points1 point ago

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Hehehehe...

[–]sprtan007 0 points1 point ago

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That's why I use a P instead of a B

[–]davej1234 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cautioncarnival 0 points1 point ago

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laughed so hard i cried

[–]Sigma34561 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I stick with the sinister mwuahahahaha or the taunting bwuahahahaha.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's usually the effect I'm going for when I do that.

[–]jyapman 0 points1 point ago

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bhahaha's?

[–]aldraek 0 points1 point ago

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I always felt that it implied a dominant form of laughing. Like "observe how my laugh is superior to yours".

[–]Rallerboy888 0 points1 point ago

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I thought spongebob...

[–]gabbyssquishy 0 points1 point ago

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It's sad because i do this and it is ridiculous.

[–]dbzfanjake 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking new Zealand. Where men can rape sheep and not get made fun of

[–]VirginsAreSlutsToo 0 points1 point ago

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BEST MOVIE EVER, just watched it last night actually. Sheep flying through air to consume human flesh? YES.

[–]rawr_i_am_girl 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, I just busted out laughing at work xD Thanks for that!

[–]shanea5311 0 points1 point ago

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Baa-ram-ewe. Baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe

[–]C4ndlejack 0 points1 point ago

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Technically, the picture shows a "b" in front of a "ahahahahaha".

[–]sapphire22 0 points1 point ago

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I also hate JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

[–]cautioncarnival 0 points1 point ago

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hey.

my name is sapphire.

[–]Boodfire -1 points0 points ago

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this is what i hear

[–]vinaydesai91 -1 points0 points ago

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Dammit, you just made me laugh like a goat. Damn you