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[–]loveboatrevisited 113 points114 points ago

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Although this is true, she's fucking gorgeous. I like the face.

[–]GoddamnDiplomat 66 points67 points ago

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She was painfully attractive in that movie.

[–]randomstoryguy 14 points15 points ago

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seriously.

most painful boner I've ever experienced.

[–]PretendsToKnowThings 8 points9 points ago

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Pretty sure my girlfriend putting my boner on an anvil and smacking it with her "love hammer" was my most painful boner.

[–]Bob_Wiley 12 points13 points ago

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If your girlfriend has a "love hammer", she is your boyfreind.

[–]manole100 1 point2 points ago

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Say no more!

[–]Thor4269 1 point2 points ago

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There is a reason they call me Thor

[–]on_the_redpill 0 points1 point ago

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I read that as your girlfriend putting an advil on your boner and smacking it into your urethra.

[–]GoddamnDiplomat 0 points1 point ago

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Its amazing you managed to maintain an erection whilst your member was placed upon an anvil.

[–]andrew1989 27 points28 points ago

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Imgur

(nsfw).

i've been in love since 'bend it like beckham', though its sad that she is getting less attractive as she ages, and just cause she's getting too thin. (and that's my type)

[–]geezlers 4 points5 points ago

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I believe she's 16 in that movie. Born 1985 and the movie was released in 2001.

[–]Magnon 6 points7 points ago

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Born 1985? SHAZBOT.

[–]yangx 3 points4 points ago

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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT wait... she is 16 and showed breasts in a movie?! How is that not child pornography? I do not understand.

[–]Huggle_Shark 5 points6 points ago

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16 is adult in the UK.

[–]Bob_Wiley 0 points1 point ago

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The girl in American Beauty was 16 also at the time of her topless scene. It is not just a british thing.

[–]rarkai 1 point2 points ago

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Signed consent from parent makes it legal. There where 16 year olds once or twice in playboy.

[–]yangx 0 points1 point ago

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So trash parents like those in toddlers and tiara can legally distribute CP if they wished? that is a hell of a loophole

[–]Finaltidus -3 points-2 points ago

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you should look at the "art" people make with their kids in it.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Vylus 0 points1 point ago

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oh godammit nofap i'm only on day one

[–]loveboatrevisited 0 points1 point ago

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in all sincerity, thank you for the link.

[–]BajczTheDamned 0 points1 point ago

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Thems some funny looking boobers.

[–]Interrnet -2 points-1 points ago

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That's technically child porn considering she was fifteen when that scene was filmed.

She was born in 85' that was filmed in 2000. fifteen, she was fifteen.

[–]paranoidbeemer 28 points29 points ago

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She made me question my faith in breasts.

[–]joeyda3rd 17 points18 points ago

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ಠ_U

[–]IHateMyNickname 8 points9 points ago

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Or... or... some wetlands full of bushes.

(I got nothing.)

[–]paranoidbeemer 31 points32 points ago

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As Jeremy Clarkson said, Keira Knightley is just an ironing board with a face, but it works!

[–]Waffles81 40 points41 points ago

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and Jeremy Clarkson is a sack of potato's with hands, feet and curly hair.

:D

[–]u8eR 11 points12 points ago

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dm;kk

[–]DjDashin 6 points7 points ago

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or her clam be covered with crabs

[–]JakeSanchard 21 points22 points ago

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[–]M3cha 15 points16 points ago

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Agh, so skinny...

Someone give her something to snack on.

[–]thehollowman84 38 points39 points ago

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ILL GIVE HER SOMETHING TO SNACK ON ALRIGHT

....like a sandwich or something i guess, maybe some fries though fries arent really a snack idk

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[–]Harleynator 1 point2 points ago

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Dude but she may eat it. She looks kinda hungry

[–]Thor4269 0 points1 point ago

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she needs something more filling...

[–]we_love_dassie 0 points1 point ago

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4+ years ago...

[–]Interrnet 6 points7 points ago

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Still absolutely gorgeous and has an amazing accent.

10/10 would do.

[–]Nanoo_1972 12 points13 points ago

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She always looks like she's trying to fart without making any noise.

[–]Aedan91 30 points31 points ago

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No, that's Queen Cersei, from Game of Thrones.

[–]Magnon 8 points9 points ago

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No that's Sarah Connor, from the TV terminator.

[–]_shadrach_ 8 points9 points ago

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No, this is Patrick!

[–]charlemagne_the_cat 2 points3 points ago

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sigh...

[–]CtrlAltDemolish 5 points6 points ago

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girl look at that body

[–]zbowman 4 points5 points ago

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  1. Take jokes from /r/Jokes

  2. Turn it into a comic.

  3. ???

  4. Karma

[–]Godzillaaaaa 0 points1 point ago

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I frequently visit /r/jokes as well and seeing this comic was very disappointing.

[–]zbowman 0 points1 point ago

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I don't even visit /r/jokes. It was popular enough to be on /r/all

[–]Godzillaaaaa 0 points1 point ago

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Dayum

[–]cresteh 7 points8 points ago

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Awesome tits =/= big tits

[–]rarkai 10 points11 points ago

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I keep forgetting that women are only attractive in one size.

[–]Bencool 3 points4 points ago

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What part of the military is a Pirate best suited for? The ARRRRMY. No, the navy dumbass

[–]RearmintSpino 1 point2 points ago

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She has that thing where it's difficult for her lip to clear her upper teeth. I swore to god she had invisalign braces during the first pirates.

[–]mr_tyler_durden 1 point2 points ago

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I expected this to have something to do with masturbation and having a hook for a hand.... Glad I was wrong

[–]captchaking 1 point2 points ago

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My penis is requesting my brain to downvote OP. I'm considering authorization.

[–]SonOfDadOfSam 0 points1 point ago

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Masturbation.

[–]FrankCraft 5 points6 points ago

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This isn't facebook, you're not supposed to post what you're doing.

[–]akidwhoplaysguitar -1 points0 points ago

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holy fuck, I've seen this so many times.

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[–]GoddamnDiplomat 0 points1 point ago

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Half of the things you have submitted in the past month?

[–]phuzzyvision -1 points0 points ago

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Always heard this as "What's a pirates worst nightmare on a blind date?"

[–]Ryuzaki4x -4 points-3 points ago

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ahh i see what you did there and i gladly up vote

[–]An_entire_Grapefruit -3 points-2 points ago

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I give thee!!! 500th upvote!

[–]clp321 -3 points-2 points ago

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you bastard I woke my sleeping wife up

[–]domsaywhat -3 points-2 points ago

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Love it!

[–]Postalworker -2 points-1 points ago

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Sorry, but this is the oldest thing I've seen on this sight ever. I saw this as a repost in 08...