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[–]RamblinWreckGT 175 points176 points ago

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A rebel without a clause...

[–]acooper93 46 points47 points ago

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That comment was out of line

[–]Sproutykins 37 points38 points ago

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Don't worry, he shall serve his sentence one day.

[–]timbatron 20 points21 points ago

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Comma on, this sort of nonsense needs to stop right now.

[–]undapants 32 points33 points ago

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Word.

[–]Doomgrr 21 points22 points ago

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These puns need to stop, period.

[–]hero2bash 16 points17 points ago

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Yea, it's giving me a colon cancer.

[–]notabigtruck 3 points4 points ago

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Ampersand.

[–]epicGOPfail 4 points5 points ago

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wham! right in the asterisk

[–]cjm313 1 point2 points ago

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These puns just keep running on.

[–]faulty_logic_train 238 points239 points ago

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Wait right there!

Rebel Without a Cause was a movie starring James Dean.

James Dean was also in the movie Giant.

There are Giants in Skyrim.

Skyrim is an RPG.

RPG can also stand for Rocket Propelled Grenade.

Who was a prominent rocket scientist? Wernher von Braun.

Werhner von Braun was formally a nazi.

Hitler was also a nazi.

As you can see, this means the person who wrote this is Hitler.

[–]DoubleStuffedCheezIt 71 points72 points ago

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You have my approval. I bet if you kept going, you would end up at philosophy.

[–]MrGeniusaur 17 points18 points ago

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...Fuck

[–]thehomie 25 points26 points ago

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I wholly endorse this novelty account.

[–]I_Know_Stuff 11 points12 points ago

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Anaconda Malt Liquor!

[–]yoreatowel 5 points6 points ago

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Gives you little...Little Richard?

[–]Cistral 2 points3 points ago

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Do you want to live!

[–]Gif_In_The_Period 13 points14 points ago

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IT'S A CONSPIRACY.

[–]ibetrollingyou 1 point2 points ago

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Well played

[–]Gif_In_The_Period 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you good sir.

[–]honor646 4 points5 points ago

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RES kinda ruins the novelty though.

[–]darksun32 1 point2 points ago

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How does RES ruin it??

[–]honor646 1 point2 points ago

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Because there's a giant camera button next to the nearly invisible blue period.

Here.

[–]DIEZEL59 19 points20 points ago

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when did glenn beck get a reddit accout?!

[–]fatcat2040 1 point2 points ago

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Seems legit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Z3F 181 points182 points ago

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ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH!

[–]KnockYourselfOut 4 points5 points ago

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Do the impossible, see the invisible! ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH!

[–]L0rdenglish 4 points5 points ago

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WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!

[–]etree 14 points15 points ago

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What is that from?

[–]foamyfrog 26 points27 points ago

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Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. This song specifically. It's a great show if you're a fan of anime.

[–]AccordingIy 9 points10 points ago

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what i think of gurren lagann

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/369jlx/

[–]byttle 4 points5 points ago

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thats what i think of gainax in general.

everyone should watch Gunbuster.

[–]Quatroking 2 points3 points ago

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Hell no; Hanamaru Kindergarten. HARDCORE TODDLERS

[–]seann999 1 point2 points ago

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Panty Stocking & Garterbelt

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 1 point2 points ago

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Gainax ruined Christmas with that 2 Christmases ago...

[–]Quatroking 0 points1 point ago

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DOES NOT HAVE TODDLERS

[–]dejaflu 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah that's shonen anime for ya.

[–]KnockYourselfOut 2 points3 points ago

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"Libera me" from hell

[–]Anon159023 0 points1 point ago

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I loved how many different songs Gurren Lagann had with near the exact same lyrics, was a nice recurring theme.

[–]GiskardReventlov 1 point2 points ago

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One of my favorite parts of the show. You get to hear the music evolve along side the characters and the state of humanity throughout the show.

[–]Budpets 2 points3 points ago

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[–]hydrogenous 7 points8 points ago

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It's a song from some anime, and became a sort of meme after the show became popular at /a/. One day m00tles set this mix of the song as the background music on /b/ and for an entire 24 hours everything wordfiltered to "Row Row Fight The Powah". We had to communicate mostly through MSPaint at first, but then I'm pretty sure /b/ took over r9k or /x/ until moot stopped.

IIRC it was right around the time of the start of the Boxxy shit, probably sometime in late 2007 or 2008.

[–]crinklypaper 0 points1 point ago

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R9K is not that old. The phrase is popular because the show was popular. I'm thinking you're making a lot of this up based on that.

Edit: Neither is /x/. Edit:2 boxy is not that old either.

[–]hydrogenous 1 point2 points ago

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I'm thinking you're making a lot of this up based on that.

Not making it up. There was a 24 hour period when all text filtered to"ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH" and that song was playing as background music. /b took over another board for a little bit. Maybe it wasn't as long ago as 2008, but it happened.

[–]crinklypaper 0 points1 point ago

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Well yeah then its possible, was just going off the facts. Its kind of tiring to see people flaunt how long they've been on a site. You're not doing it really, but others have and it just kind of irks me when people do.

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

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God, boxxy is that old? Beeees has sucked for a long time.

I know, it was never good, but it was less bad.

[–]oSpiros 1 point2 points ago

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[–]MrsirBLUberry 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Blaidd_Dwrg -1 points0 points ago

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Battletoads

[–]Starts_Sing-Alongs 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck the system!

[–]zhiryst 0 points1 point ago

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also unintentional Cloudy with a chance of meatballs reference. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ_bgq8CCEg

[–]found314 0 points1 point ago

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Rebels without a cause

[–]cant_find_circlejerk 0 points1 point ago

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UPVOTED FOR BRAVERY

[–]Wolf_Everstone 7 points8 points ago

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/r/circlejerk

Here you go.

[–]nonnak5 31 points32 points ago

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[–]MasterJuanB[S] 16 points17 points ago

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You can x post if you want....

[–]nakedjedi 7 points8 points ago

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This site is great

[–]Dunkshot32 25 points26 points ago

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Is that the FCAT? God, I hated that thing. At least it was stupid easy.

[–]phoneau 8 points9 points ago

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Kinda looks like Florida Writes to me, but same type deal.

[–]awesomeideas 7 points8 points ago

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I always loved the "[BLANK PAGE]" pages.

[–]mod_a 1 point2 points ago

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I always added a ^mostly

[–]MasterJuanB[S] 9 points10 points ago

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I agree. Florida writes... Bluck

[–]immafiremylaser 6 points7 points ago

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I can't believe I recognize that bullshit.

[–]ai_kane 4 points5 points ago

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I don't know... i got me a 25 dollar giftcard to barnes and nobles with my satirical essay on the value of faith-based education. 6.0 woot woot.

[–]jmanpc 1 point2 points ago

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I hated it, too. Glad I'm done with school :)

[–]JesterAzazel 17 points18 points ago

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Fuck the police.

[–]thekind253 44 points45 points ago

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He should have written "you're essay" just for spite!

[–]jasoncrowley 16 points17 points ago

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NO, YOU'RE AN INANIMATE OBJECT!

[–]A_WILD_ABRA_APPEARED 8 points9 points ago

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AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT

FTFY

[–]IHAVEASPERGERS 6 points7 points ago

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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. IT'S EITHER INANIMATE OR FUCKING.

[–]drekthar 5 points6 points ago

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If you're a novelty account, you may be the best I've yet seen (coming from an Aspie).

[–]svullenballe 2 points3 points ago

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You're essay, ESSE!

[–]irrelephantusrname 12 points13 points ago

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Rebuttal Troll: Mark a huge 0% score on the first page. Then grade it properly on the inside with a normal grade on the last page of the paper.

[–]dontmutemeplz 8 points9 points ago

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I don't think "your essay" articulates your view concerning a new law that would force teenagers to pay for damages they cause by vandalism.

[–]MasterJuanB[S] 9 points10 points ago

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His essay wasn't bad actually...

[–]Budpets 2 points3 points ago

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Did you give him any extra credit? A smiley face or something next to this callous act of vandalism?

[–]MasterJuanB[S] 7 points8 points ago

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I would if I was the teacher lol. He sits next to me.

[–]hero2bash 5 points6 points ago

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Nice Juan.

[–]winsomelosemore 0 points1 point ago

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I wasn't until this comment that I picked up on what was happening here. I feel stupid right now.

[–]SemanticNazi 5 points6 points ago

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Strictly speaking, he did not break the rules. The rules state that you cannot write your essay on the page. They do not state that you cannot write 'your essay' on the page. Big difference (no, seriously).

[–]ElMalOjo 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to say this. Grammatically speaking, it would have been funny if "your essay" was specified by quotation marks.

[–]czhang706 8 points9 points ago

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[–]JesusRollerBlading 0 points1 point ago

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Damn. Beat me to it. I posted the Big Think video right to his reaction on Issac Newton inventing calculus.

[–]drgojirax 3 points4 points ago

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He should have written a letter to his ese.

"Yo Amigo! How are you doing?! How are things in Mexico? I'm talking a test and was instructed not to write you on this page, but I'm doing it anyway. Take care!"

[–]MatthiasFarland 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Mithrandir23 1 point2 points ago

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At least it's Helvetica!

[–]divinesleeper 1 point2 points ago

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Your essay on this page.

[–]elroar0 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK THE POLICE!

[–]split71 1 point2 points ago

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HA looks like FCAT

[–]MasterJuanB[S] 0 points1 point ago

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It's Florida writes. But ya .

[–]split71 0 points1 point ago

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Ah it's changed since I was in school down there.

[–]rebmem 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, curriculum requirements are down, non-English speaking population and classes are way up.

[–]Moxie1 1 point2 points ago

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Should read "Your assay".

[–]panzerschrekk 1 point2 points ago

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fuck the police!

[–]Feenoh 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck the system!

[–]Bugs_Life_Quotes 1 point2 points ago

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So, being a lady bug automatically makes me a girl!?

[–]toraksmash 1 point2 points ago

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I lost it when I noticed the prompt...

Writing Situation

The Florida Legislature is considering a law that would require teenagers to pay for damages they cause by vandalism.

[–]wales_is_desolate 1 point2 points ago*

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Surely only if 'your essay' was denoted by apostrophes then you would write 'your essay'... why am I even thinking about this.

edit:Terrible grammar

[–]SmokeyDBear 2 points3 points ago

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I'm tired of writing essays. Please tell me more about how I can get apostrophes to donate one to me.

[–]wales_is_desolate 1 point2 points ago

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You'll have to email them I think.

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[–]MasterJuanB[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Lol noo the kid sits next to me

[–]Gonomed 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK THE POLICE

[–]Lorenzo45 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this so many times, I have no idea why it's so funny this time XD

[–]mvan231 0 points1 point ago

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improper capitalization

[–]vxx 0 points1 point ago

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I would say Wannabe Bad Ass. This is written on a foil, isn´t it?

[–]shifterjazz 0 points1 point ago

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Haha I love it. Things like this still get me to laugh.

[–]rr_at_reddit 0 points1 point ago

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First I wondered if this assignment was in law-class or sociology-class. Then I re-read the title... WTF does English has to do with Florida? Couldn't have the teenage vandals be somewhere else for you to learn English?

[–]MasterJuanB[S] 0 points1 point ago

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This is for my Florida standard writing assessment.

[–]MrChopr 0 points1 point ago

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ha FCAT, that entire thing was a joke.

[–]Otium20 0 points1 point ago

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Ohh i like that writing style

[–]CoughLCA 0 points1 point ago

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I love how the essay topic is supposed to be about the effect of disciplining teen vandals. Like icing on the cake

[–]Sandygirl 0 points1 point ago

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I had that same prompt today.... :O

[–]MasterJuanB[S] 0 points1 point ago

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:o

[–]Thor4269 0 points1 point ago

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i used to write this is SPARTA! on all tests that had those... i hated those stupid tests that were for people 4 years younger than me...

[–]johnny_come_lately99 0 points1 point ago

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"Writing Situation." Lol. Evidently the authors of this test would have benefited from some further study.

[–]Rock909 0 points1 point ago

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LOL BS I bet he asked the teacher for another copy and threw this one out.

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[–]MasterJuanB[S] 1 point2 points ago

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It was actually the kid next to me. I took his paper for a better angle for the pic.

[–]aysnorelax 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like we got a bad ass over here.

[–]MrZed 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, watch out.

[–]fcktheworld314 0 points1 point ago

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A try hard. LOL

[–]only_writes_lol 0 points1 point ago

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lol

[–]MisterMaggot 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck the Palm Beach Writes..

[–]VitruvianMonkey 0 points1 point ago

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If he wanted to go full smart ass, he should have written "yore esse."

[–]LaurCord 0 points1 point ago

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omgosh such a badass lool geez

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 0 points1 point ago

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Is this the TAKS test or what it's called? It's been years since I was in High School.

[–]oD3 0 points1 point ago

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Lookout guys...

[–]SunshineBlind 0 points1 point ago

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How can you NOT write tons about this? It sounds like the most interesting and most amusing essay EVER! I got tons to say about this without even studying for it. :D

[–]Nipples_R_us 0 points1 point ago

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FCAT WRITES YO

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[–]Joshua8195 0 points1 point ago

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Wow and the prompt is even on vandalism

[–]Olimar 0 points1 point ago

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I recognized your handwriting from your other post about the first cells being lonely.

[–]talldarkandasian 0 points1 point ago

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I remember I got arrested for vandalism in Florida when I was 15. I had to do 40 hours of community service. I would have rather paid the $20 for paint the owners of the property were trying to get me to pay.

[–]trekbette 0 points1 point ago

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You damn vandal!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I would have written "you're essay" or "my essay"

[–]bolaxao 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK THA POLICE (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

[–]notavalidusername 0 points1 point ago

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SOME RANDOM WORDS HERE

[–]JesusRollerBlading -1 points0 points ago

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"Watch out guys, we gotta badass over here!"

-Neil deGrasse Tyson, Big Think Interview.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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That's one BAMF, right there.

[–]Muun -1 points0 points ago

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Anyone else look at the topic and start writing an essay in their head? Additionally, that essay topic appears to be a lot harder than anything I had to do in high school. I feel ripped off now.

[–]asldkfououhe -1 points0 points ago

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honestly who gives a shit if they write their essay on that page? lazy fucking teachers

[–]adamshell 0 points1 point ago

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It's probable that they had to fit a certain length or were supposed to use lined paper (which makes a lot of difference).

Another possibility is that this is a tactic to get ready for standardized tests like the SAT where there are pages that say this and you really really really shouldn't write on those. I think that would be a little extreme though... more likely the teacher wanted them to use lined paper.

[–]Sephian 0 points1 point ago

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For tests that go through a scanner, pages that should not contain student work are not loaded into the systems that the scorers would use. This allows the scorer to not have to review pages they would not need to, plus it reduces the disk space the tests require for storage.

[–]newtothelyte -1 points0 points ago

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What a dumbass. It didn't say "Do not write 'your essay' on this page. Fuck you, kid. Fuck you.

[–]thereisnobusiness -2 points-1 points ago

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looks like we have a badass over here.