this post was submitted on
772 points (60% like it)
2,158 up votes 1,386 down votes

funny

subscribe2,403,842 readers

8,481 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 95 comments

[–]evanthesquirrel 38 points39 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Squirrel fact of the day. Squirrels often will cross-breed with spiders when termite populations threaten the supply of nuts. These squirrel-spider hybrids aren't capable of reproducing, but often decimate termite colonies in their short but horrible horrible lives. Thank you for signing up to squirrel-facts.com

[–]BadVerifier 17 points18 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Verified.

[–]tcjones54 19 points20 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Horrified.

[–]AAlexanderK 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Thank you for subscribing to Squirrel facts.

[–]stuffybear 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He is indeed a squirrel, after all

[–]mikeybender 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

*Chipmunk

[–]evanthesquirrel 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There are over 365 species of squirrels in seven families. They include the tree squirrel, ground squirrel, and flying squirrel. Plus many squirrel-like mammals such as the chipmunk, gopher, ground hog, prairie dog and the squirrantula. Thank you for signing up to squirrel-facts.com

[–]mikeybender 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

:)

[–]FearzTruth 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

*Turbo squirrel with racing stripes

[–]phoncible[!] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That one chickmunk with the wrench was hot

pre-edit: noticed i accidentally (Freudian?) typed "chick"munk. not gonna change it

[–]MelsEpicWheelTime 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

N'awwwwwooope.

[–]zorithma 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[Can someone please make this real?](squirrel-facts.com)

[–]evanthesquirrel 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Typically whenever I see a post about a squirrel I will post a relevant squirrel fact and thank people for subscribing

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Breeding with spiders? Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]davej1234 16 points17 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"Ugly Spider" search results" http://i.imgur.com/wE8VS.jpg

[–]Rinzler9 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

that has the wrong number of eyes.

[–]just_defy 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

ones on the back of it's head

[–]WoodyTrombone 12 points13 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

[–]Th3dz 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

IS IT REAL OR FAKE? 93% OF ALL PEOPLE GUESS WRONG. ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?!

[–]woofers02 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ooo, I know, I know, Where do I click? WHERE DO I CLICK?

[–]DrKilory 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The upvote!

[–]stroke_your_beard 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

nice try, OP

[–]PhantomSwagger 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

AND I SAY SCIENCE HASN'T GONE TOO FAR ENOUGH!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Belongs in r/aww.

[–]wheresmyhouse 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Belongs in /r/awwwtf

[–]AHCretin -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

NOPE.

[–]LeJoker 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's not shopped, I can tell from the pixels and from having seen many shops in my day.

[–]pyr4m1d 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]Hyro0o0 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

^ This. I am assuming Saitis Barbipes is what the OP was looking for.

[–]squirrino 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Looks legit.

[–]invalid_arg 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seems legit.

[–]IndianaJwns 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

OH SNAP

[–]AHCretin 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

squirrino

You probably just insulted his second cousin 3 species removed, you heartless bastard.

[–]andyface 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

smells legit

[–]marnargulus 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seems legit.

[–]marnargulus 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seems legit.

[–]SimilarImage 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]C4ndlejack 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I like this. Now I can be condescending about reposts without having seen the original post. Have my upvotes.

[–]Turbojelly 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]Sadlavalamp 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What out, Pokemon's running out of ideas and you may have just supplied one.

[–]PhantomSwagger 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Electric-Grass?

[–]Sadlavalamp 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I knew something was missing.

[–]jpdehart 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

GAH!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! but awwwwwwww BUT KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!

[–]sawyer49 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You just ruined squirrels for me.

[–]Sierra50 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's definitely photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my days.

[–]macpoopalot 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]Bullydog 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Worth 1000 is a site devoted to photo-shopping things.

[–]captain_zavec 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Came here to say this. Looks like you beat me to it.

[–]venustrapsflies 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

nothing gets by you, does it?

[–]sillywords 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

SQUISH IT! SQUISH IT NOW!!!!

[–]thetoneranger 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Mind conflict

[–]interrobang604 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I ... don't know how I feel about this.

[–]claudesoph 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nope.

[–]Seems_Legitimate 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seems legit.

[–]marnargulus 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'll upvote you, but no one else that says that.

[–]mikec7318 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Clicked comments first to be sure I wasn't falling into a trap.

[–]edgeman4 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

AWWNOPE!

[–]skesisfunk 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nope?

[–]Maddie_cat 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Chuck Testa.

[–]brewtalizer 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"Evolutionists think this is real!"

[–]akir2222 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think the actual problem is that someone spent time going on Google and typing in "cute spider." Reminds me of high-school classmates going on youtube and typing in "funny video."

[–]andyface 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Any evil geniuses out there fancy making me one of these? Would love one as a pet

[–]Radi0ActivSquid 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Spider-squirrel, spider-squirrel! Does whatever a spider-squirrel can!

[–]venustrapsflies 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i think you're going to blow a circuit in reddit's brain

[–]ghoti023 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I feel like I'm in Spy Kids II when I look at this picture.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seems legit.

[–]marnargulus 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seems legit.

[–]Constam 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It looks cute enough now, but I've got a feeling if it skittered towards me I'd still smash it instinctually.

[–]Lasmrah 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Cute spider....or ugly squirrel?

[–]DjDashin 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Still creepy as fuck

[–]cbear013 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And here we see the spidermunk, a not-so-distant relative of the rare cockamouse.

[–]JoeTheDolfan 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seems legit

[–]marnargulus 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seems legit.

[–]forredditalone 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

highly doubt it..

[–]gistak 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

But... can you link to the source? Whoever made this has a sense of humor and decent skills. I want to know.

[–]1nteger 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Man i thought it would be a cockamouse...

[–]burghswag 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seems legit...

[–]marnargulus 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seems legit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Saw this in WTF like a week ago. KARMA WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry to ruin 69 comments btw.

[–]marnargulus 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seems legit.

[–]tarradiddles 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

would still trap under a cup

[–]marnargulus 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

would you still trap it if it were switched around? All, mousey legs and spider bitey parts?

[–]tarradiddles 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

it's really only the legs that freak me out

[–]egyptsFINEST8 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seems legit.

[–]marnargulus 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seems legit.

[–]parker214 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

First thing I thought of was the cockamouse.

[–]Lambocoon 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]Secretly_a_spider 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Mmmm... Is that part of a set?

[–]Lambocoon 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

don't believe so, i just found this image once upon a time and have always thought that it is indeed the cutest spider

i later discovered that it can be easily found by Google image searching "the cutest spider"

[–]daanishh 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't know, man, looks pretty legit to me.

[–]marnargulus 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seems legit.

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]tweedledee3inatree -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

still not cute

[–]herzogg -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This infact is not shopped. There exists a rare type of spiders, the so called Squirrel-Spiders (Arachno Sciurus) which has a head shaped like the one of a squirrel. They live in palm trees in the Saraha. They feed on dates, which they bury in the sand. The only thing I'm wondering about: Why is this one so small, I thought they were bigger, even as babies (They lay eggs btw) My work here is done!

[–]doot_doot -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

well it's from Worth 1000...