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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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No matter how many more films he's in, no matter how major a role, he will ALWAYS be Harry freaking Potter

[–]steeltrain43 6 points7 points ago

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Harry Potter and The Woman in Black

[–]princeyassine 2 points3 points ago

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I guess this would be an awkward time to mention that smoking can stunt growth...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I'm 5'5" and it doesn't bother me I am Mexican and my people are rather short so it isn't my fault.

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

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Rey?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Who me? Nope not my name. Sorry to disappoint.

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

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You know who I'm talking about right?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Rey Mysterio?

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

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Yes good sir

[–]Vortiman -1 points0 points ago

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I didn't realize self-racism was a thing.

[–]TheeCandyMan 9 points10 points ago

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It's not racism. He makes no judgement on one race being better than another. He merely remarks on the statistical likelihood of a Mexican person being shorter than average.

[–]Abstractpants 4 points5 points ago

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Like the likelihood of black people being loud.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yup, it's more of a laugh at my self kind of thing but I see some people got really butthurt about it. :/

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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They can suck....im a 5'5 female mexican and am proud to tower over my 4'11 mother....like godzilla..

[–]lightbreaksthrough 1 point2 points ago

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I'm 5'3" female mexican and the tallest girl in my family /fuckyeah

[–]spiegelimspiegel 4 points5 points ago

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That is the sexiest picture of Daniel Radcliffe I have ever seen.

[–]anniebananie 1 point2 points ago

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Don't see why you're getting downvoted. He looks seriously attractive here.

[–]SuperBearJew 1 point2 points ago

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TIL I'm 4" taller than Harry Potter: Fuck Yeah.

[–]Alias135 1 point2 points ago

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I would have been more self conscious about that square head he suddenly developed around movie 4. (Not hatin, btw)

[–]chaharlot 1 point2 points ago

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6 inches taller than Harry Potter...and I am female. He sure knows how to make girl feel like Hagrid... =(

[–]Ohkohbaydo 1 point2 points ago

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I'm 5'6 and height on a woman is NO factor. Anyone saying different is either a self conscience pussy and covering up or an unfuckable person. Shine on chaharlot in your tall sexy glory and give not a fuck

[–]RennyG -1 points0 points ago

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perhaps not for you, but i would date someone over 5'3. entitle yourself to your own opinion.

[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points ago

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"Fuck it, it wouldn't matter if I was 6'0, I'm still just Harry Potter to everyone"

FTFH

[–]dancefuckerdance 0 points1 point ago

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hahahahah!!! that is awesome. and im 10" taller than HP. which is kinda cool.

[–]Vorgan12 0 points1 point ago

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Sweet I'm taller than him by an inch and a half.

[–]Dirtpig -2 points-1 points ago

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Smokers are jokers. They both suck and blow.