White People

That wasn't a missed high five. It was an Aikido move, deflecting an incoming blow and setting up for a joint lock. He didn't need to execute the lock - showing his would-be assailant he could do it was enough.

catesping · 7 months

fuck you! i'm white and i love hugs! that's right!

FlaccidJunk · 7 months

That was kinda smooth. One fluid motion; from missing the shakeup to the hug. Nice move sir

eidetic · 7 months

White people, Black people

howtospeak · 7 months

Because I'm supposed to adapt to the culture of minorities... Right?

UnknownArchive · 7 months

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
How I feel with my black friends	33^coms	775^pts	11^dys	funny
John Mayer and Kanye West? ಠ_ಠ	9^coms	47^pts	12^dys	gifs
Awkward	0^coms	-6^pts	16^dys	gifs
Just moved to Miami with my brother, and this is me everytime I meet one of his friends.	7^coms	13^pts	15^dys	funny

source: karmadecay

Immynimmy · 7 months

They are both good friends and this was planned out.

museumsarewonderful · 7 months

Wow, John Mayer's head looks huge.

Dyrty · 7 months

As a white person it was really hard for me to watch this repost. again.

_nea102_ · 7 months

PRO-TIP: Always watch your co-highfiver's elbow. You will never miss another high five as long as you live.

chamora · 7 months

He meant to do that.

Even when John Mayer is being awkward, he's still cool.

spidersquasher · 7 months

John Mayer's hilarious. He serenaded Rob Dyrdek's mother with a song, that's just amazing.

lowryder313 · 7 months

This is painful

pizzlybear · 7 months

...are awesome.

[deleted] · 7 months

European-americans

FTFY

brockfrompokemon · 7 months

He did this on purpose to fuck with Kanye. Jus' sayin.

dipolaris · 7 months

Black People Magic People Voodoo People

seaburn · 7 months

*White Person

Logisch · 7 months

Blahah that is so me.

SoCo_cpp · 7 months

This must be reposted every 2 days or the existence of white people might be forgotten resulting in them all disappearing. Keep up the good work (at reposting again and a-fucking-gain).

siqniz · 7 months

Just follow our lead

ArsenalOwl · 7 months

That happens to me more often than I'd care to admit.

aidsrainbow · 7 months

"How do I shake hands?" -John Mayer

jakimdadream · 7 months

I guess you could say John Mayer wasn't seeing with CLARITY

natholomew · 7 months

LOL, lets just be superficial and slap hands.

Helrich · 7 months

Fake. When faced with an impending encounter with a member of African lineage, white folk enter a state of enhanced reflexes. Many calculations surge through the our brain, analyzing the target's movements at a rate of once every 2 milliseconds. Hand movement? Initiate hand interception sequence. Is the fist opening into a planar shape, or is it in "fist-pump" mode? Match muscle contractions precisely. This is of course an evolutionary reaction to the primal need for Caucasion people to prove to African people that they are indeed "hip," and if the situation dictates, suitable to mate.

Ausrufepunkt · 7 months

Looks like the Sopranos boy.

atimholt · 7 months

Actually, it’s one white guy and a black guy.

fastest_sperm · 7 months

Go back and listen to Daughters, bitches

Kinglink · 7 months

It's old. It's "fake" (planned). Kanye is still cool if he dropped his ego. The song Kanye and Mayer is shockingly good...

There I've exhausted this topic yet again.. until the next repost.

PoliticallyConcerned · 7 months

I always involuntarily mutter 'Oh shit' out loud every time I see this pic.

Squishpoke · 7 months

Don't just stand there and mock us.

Help us out, write a guide.

5acred · 7 months

Once a guy went to fist bump me but I went for the shake, resulting in me just shaking his fist.

SAP.

staffell · 7 months

John Mayer's humour is so superior to yours, you were oblivious that this was a joke.

D-e-X · 7 months

That wasn't very Hip-Hop of him.

KhamanV · 7 months

Thought that was Kirk Cameron until I started reading some comments. Still not entirely convinced it isn't.

hoptopop · 7 months

dat kanye

nadrojtruh · 7 months

Gay fish.

draiz830 · 7 months

White people. Smart and civilized... Big problem!

pixie_kitty · 7 months

haha john mayer is a tool

Sabbatai · 7 months

Why isn't this ever labeled "black people"?

I mean why is it John Mayer that is looked at as the awkward one?

Also, why isn't it ever posted in context? That being, that this was done on purpose.

valkyrieone · 7 months

how dare you compare the population of white people to john mayer.

slaminsammy · 7 months

I love when people who no nothing about music, severely criticize musicians.

ecoecho · 7 months

BWUAHAHAHAHA! John Mayer sucks.

Kelsiewells · 7 months

Love it

jhaze245 · 6 months

This is a repost from like last week. its not even old!

SpaghettiLord · 7 months

I feel embarrassed for this guy...because I'm white and because I have done this

reallyracist · 7 months

This was before John Mayer lost his "nigger pass".

[deleted] · 7 months

john mayer is my new favorite famous person.

sirchalls · 7 months

white people do this. black people.. black people do that

stivo · 7 months

black people

captainmorgan23 · 7 months

awkward!

randumnumber · 7 months

More White People

articwisdomdispenser · 7 months

Snap

sullyconsullivan · 7 months

I've seen some bad things on the deep innerweb, I had to turn my head away upon seeing this. Such a relief to know it was staged.

FastTurtleFour · 7 months

I saw this and expected something insulting to my fellow crackers, but after seeing this I've got to admit I laughed out loud.

needsabeer · 7 months

I'm white and i approve this message.

kylenienhaus · 7 months

Calling John Mayer a bluesman is like calling Hitler a humanist. Only in their delusional fap fantasies.

wafflestomp · 7 months

Make fun of me all you want. We all know, if you're white, you wouldn't trade that for anything else, and if you aren't, you probably wish you were.

So go ahead, laugh at me. Do your best.

lmdrasil · 7 months

What's wrong with a hug blackies?

Afraid of some chocolate milk?

cravethedave9 · 7 months

We suck.

funny

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