My go-to line on first dates.

feralkitten · 8 months

Still doesn't beat Space Ghost's quote, "Would you like to have some of my sex... with me."

DonkeyTrain · 8 months

Been using this since the mid 90's...still the best tension breaking line on the market.

wellherpsir · 8 months

Going to try this. It may be the best line ever,

JahShow · 8 months

Always going to be one of my favorite episodes. Ralph with emotions? Amazing.

ronocdh · 8 months

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

zidanetribal · 8 months

Stuff's cool, but things are better though

ckobes · 8 months

"Look in the tunk"

PolarBurs · 8 months

Just remember, if there is a silence, she isnt saying anything either. It not your job to entertain her on a date, its equally both yours and hers.

EDIT: Most importantly, you want to entertain yourself. If your not having fun, odds are neither is she.

Ma_maGusta · 8 months

I say that when things go quiet in social situations

pushin88 · 8 months

It says I choo-choo-choose you and it has a picture of a train on it!

kittyroux · 8 months

I've gotten that line. I still had sex with him. I mean, I do like stuff.

zublits · 8 months

Hell yea. It expresses how awkward the situation is, while at the same time lightening the mood. Instant win.

roboticinsides · 8 months

For a first date, it is definitely better than 'I love [Lisa Simpson] and when I grow up, I'm going to marry her!'

fusionxls · 8 months

So...you like...reposts?

Commenter_X · 8 months

The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

FUNKYDISCO · 8 months

Every time my wife and I go out for dinner... she doesn't think it's funny. But seriously, I say it whenever it is close to appropriate.

oneIozz · 8 months

If she knows what you're talking about, she's worth a second date.

ThaiBowl · 8 months

I like to switch it up with do you like food? or if I'm feeling extra creepy with a prolonged stare I go with the good ol' Do you like breathing?

ShiftyLookingTeen · 8 months

"They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you, i'm Dr. Worm. Im interested in things."

Dr. Worm by They Might be Giants.

Reminded me of that line.

bob-a-rama · 8 months

How about my master ice-breaker on the grade 9 school bus to a pretty girl who hardly knew me? "I hear you're taking both biology and chemistry this year"

catjuggler · 8 months

Laughed, but was left wondering why this needed to be a gif.

MastahRiz · 8 months

Hello, 3-year redditor here. What is a "first date," exactly?

suicide_king · 8 months

posting annoying animated gifs from popular television shows is my go-to for karma on Reddit.

DeluX042 · 8 months

It's been running long here too but we french so it's : "t'aime tu sa faire des affaires?"

JACKMHARRIS · 8 months

After she "cho, cho, choooose him"

Im_Scruffy · 8 months

This is my go to line when I first meet anyone. Only half kidding.

ProfessorDazzle · 8 months

I like to say, "So how about that stuff and things and junk?"

atypicalreddituser · 8 months

I bent my wookiee

sharkdude95 · 8 months

My cats name is mittens.

secretknowledge · 8 months

When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University!

uhmore · 8 months

And my go-to retort.... "like what kind of stuff???"

LordOfGummies · 8 months

You'd be shocked how many times that line got me a second date.

Admiral_bjorn · 8 months

Was /this/ close to saying this earlier today.

[deleted] · 8 months

My go to line on dates?

I don't go on dates.

Antroh · 8 months

So many posts from this shitty fucking show. Can't we just admit it has overstayed its welcome and bring it to an end?

wuzizname · 8 months

My cat's breath smells like cat food.....

[edit: fixed, thanks Babylon Zeitgeist!]

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