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[–]rakling 52 points53 points ago

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[–]redleg86 11 points12 points ago

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You magnificent bastard

[–]fluba 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you. You made my day. I can no longer take work seriously.

[–]TheBlueFrog 3 points4 points ago

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[–]BajczTheDamned 0 points1 point ago

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Absolutely brilliant. I would hug you, but I'd probably poke you awkwardly with the massive erection this just gave me.

[–]UTC_Hellgate 0 points1 point ago

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This is easily the second best thing I've ever seen in my life.

[–]dashdanw[S] 0 points1 point ago

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sir, you deserve all my upgoats

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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haters gonna hate.

[–]CrossCheckPanda 6 points7 points ago

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Rated BG-13 for reckless disco references, and partial slinky nudity

[–]sweettuse 6 points7 points ago

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"now you can tell by the way i use my walk..."

[–]dashdanw[S] 2 points3 points ago

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apologies

[–]Dragonix842 5 points6 points ago

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One of those wonderful moments when someone posts a reference to another thread and you were actually there. Seriously though, it fits perfectly..

[–]nerdychic 6 points7 points ago

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This is the best thing I have seen on the internet all week

[–]MegaPower124 4 points5 points ago

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This is the best thing on the internet.

FTFY

[–]VisualBasic 0 points1 point ago

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This is the best thing.

FTFY

[–]wiekey 2 points3 points ago

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"I'm going nowhere. Somebody help me."

[–]Mikulak25 1 point2 points ago

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Ha ha ha ha stayin' inorganic.

[–]Zarlach 1 point2 points ago

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Haters gonna hate.

[–]Pabbycakes 0 points1 point ago

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Just lost it.

[–]Sebby12345XD 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason it made me think of the elephants marching in Dumbo

[–]odd_one 0 points1 point ago

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TIL the lyric to that verse

[–]IamSparticles 0 points1 point ago

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That's hypnotic.

[–]katiethejedi 0 points1 point ago

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That slinky is perfectly in step.

[–]markman71122 0 points1 point ago

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infinite enery

[–]BajczTheDamned 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking slinkies are damned epic.

[–]TxSaru 0 points1 point ago

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What sorcorry is this! I swear i heard "ah! ah! ah! ah! Staying alive, staying alive!"