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[–]OverzealousPanda 5 points6 points ago

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Oh the hue-manatee.

[–]angryoldfart 2 points3 points ago

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When we took my 5 year old to the Georgia Aquarium (again), he wanted one of the stuffed animals. He already has a whale shark and a stingray from earlier trips. This time he picked out the manatee, so I convinced him that we need to name it Hugh.

[–]FreeDirt 0 points1 point ago

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Should have gone with Hugh G. Rection as the full name!

[–]rawbamatic 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome. No matter how many times I see this joke.

[–]zirazira 1 point2 points ago

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You can see these huge creatures at almost any Wal Mart. They mostly ride those little scooters.

[–]Never_gets_any_joke 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it.

[–]AMachoMuffin 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Jakaris 0 points1 point ago

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Northern Florida, on one of the few rivers without a lot of gators, swimming around. I was maybe 12, and I loved diving deep as shit and looking around for as long as possible. What I did not count on was having a whole damn HERD of them swimming above me. Only time I've ever been in the water with them, only time I've ever been scared of them. Why, you ask? The cow of the sea? Because on my way back up for vital oxygen, 3-4 of them got in the way, and I ended up bouncing off two and getting hit in the head by a flipper. As soon as I hit oxygen though, holy shit. It was majestic, went back down, swam with them for about 20 minutes, till they were too far away. One of those time that if I had a camera, I'd either be making money off my awesome photograph or I'd have something to karma whore at the least.

[–]Wballstien 0 points1 point ago

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Rosie O'donnell attacking the Eiffel Tower maybe?

[–]mattyx 0 points1 point ago

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Too soon.

[–]amatern 0 points1 point ago

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Did someone just find Fark?

[–]JamesDK 0 points1 point ago

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"Yeah, I got something to say to the sea pig. Sea pig: you a fat seal, you gotta get yourself an education and a job..."

"I live in the ocean"

"Maybe it just so happens you live in the ocean because you ain't got no job"

[–]Zorgius 0 points1 point ago

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How much is that in metric system? U know the system the world's scientific community uses.

[–]Theusualreject 0 points1 point ago

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This is my new wallpaper

[–]Taibo -1 points0 points ago

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Always nice to see some old internet history. This is from like 2005 right?

[–]bannana -1 points0 points ago

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I think it was before that.

[–]thegimp90 -1 points0 points ago

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these "play on words" posts are getting so lame...

[–]abirddd -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder how much the poop weighs...