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[–]PeptoDysmal 79 points80 points ago

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Oh, man, I've had many sit downs like this before.

[–]middlefingerraised 7 points8 points ago

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everyday for the last 15 years

[–]nowxisxforever 1 point2 points ago

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Well... happy cake day, regardless. <3

[–]Thepher 1 point2 points ago

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By the sounds of it, you've clearly never done anything to deserve that slice of cake. No cake until credit to humanity.

[–]MrConfucius 16 points17 points ago

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A-fucking-men there.

[–]SomeDeviant 12 points13 points ago

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What about fucking men?

[–]MrConfucius 12 points13 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

How did I not catch myself doing that.

It couldn't be a Freudian slip; that's where you say one thing but mean your mother.

For the record, I have an emotional penis and am straight. I'm... Uh... I'm not really helping my case here, am I?

[–]jshufro -1 points0 points ago

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Some deviants do it.

[–]Goliath89 58 points59 points ago

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Lasagna is a hell of a drug.

[–]jspsfx 18 points19 points ago

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"Get out of here, Dewey."
"What are y'all doing in here?"
"It's called lasagna, and you don't want no part of this shit."

[–]zhaolander 1 point2 points ago

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it turns all of your bad feelings into cheesy feelings!

[–]mp6521 10 points11 points ago

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Some Mondays are worse than others.

[–]ginger_miffin 2 points3 points ago

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...it's time to cook....

[–]jacklukelax 89 points90 points ago

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Did he lose his boots?

[–]churchills_liver 40 points41 points ago

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Worse, he lost his mittens.

[–]naked_guy_says 45 points46 points ago

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IS YOUR CAT TOO LOUD?

[–]myballsurface 4 points5 points ago

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[–]buzzle- 2 points3 points ago

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I prefer shotgun shots.

[–]mattpsx2 5 points6 points ago

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wut?

[–]saywee123 5 points6 points ago

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It was a reference to the same show that "IS YOUR CAT TOO LOUD" was referencing. (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

[–]mattpsx2 -1 points0 points ago

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Yes I'm aware of that, but I was saying "what" to the shotgun shots.

[–]saywee123 1 point2 points ago

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Yes I was saying that it was a reference to that same episode...

[–]mattpsx2 1 point2 points ago

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Guess I forgot about that part. Confusion resolved...

[–]buzzle- 0 points1 point ago

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Are you sure about that?

[–]JonTin -3 points-2 points ago

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I upvoted you since im the only one who got the ref

[–]buzzle- 1 point2 points ago

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Apparently you're the only one. When in doubt... downvote!

[–]M4STERB0T 2 points3 points ago

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Doubtvoted.

[–]GrandChawhee 4 points5 points ago

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That naughty kitten. Now he shall have no pie.

[–]flibitboat 2 points3 points ago

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Or, worse still, he lost his Puss

[–]CatsBoobiesAndStuff 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SegueToSegway 0 points1 point ago

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:( this reminds me of when I couldn't find the cord to recharge my Segway.

[–]13853211 7 points8 points ago

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Well I'm drunk, guess I'll just sit down right about here then.

[–]inbetweennaps 6 points7 points ago

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That's the signature Buddha pose of a Scottish fold. Thanks Animal Planet.

[–]calmdrive 6 points7 points ago

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Damn that show, makes me want to own one of every breed. I love those ears!

[–]brandorobot 15 points16 points ago

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After 2 spin off movies puss and boots is experiencing the harsh world of hollywood. Coming off his first heroine/catnip binge.

[–]UnknownArchive 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How I feel after I finish masturbating 16coms 598pts 12dys funny
Remorseful Kitty 67coms 1077pts 13dys aww
After a tough day... 11coms 696pts 29dys gifs
Slow days on Reddit 2coms 158pts 20dys gifs
I felt sleepy/happy after watching this a few times 0coms 5pts 21dys aww

source: karmadecay

[–]frozen_beer 12 points13 points ago

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Is that painters tape on it's tail?

[–]n0t_5hure 7 points8 points ago

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yes. the cat is probably tired from trying to get the tape of his tail, and has given up.

[–]gerudogoddess 1 point2 points ago

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I don't see why you're getting downvoted. It looks like it is, which is incredibly cruel, not funny. Harming an animal, let alone someone's pet, for entertainment is wrong. Removing the tape would be very painful for the cat; its fur will get pulled and ripped out. Even if they tried cutting the tape off, do you seriously think a cat would stay still while its tail fur is getting painfully tugged? The owners of this cat shouldn't own pets. This is animal cruelty.

[–]frozen_beer 4 points5 points ago

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I have seen this gif a few times and this is the first time i noticed it.

[–]gerudogoddess 4 points5 points ago

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I've never seen it before, and I noticed it right away. I've owned cats all my life and seeing this really bothered me. I went to the comments to see if anyone had said anything about it, and I can't believe it was this far down.

[–]n0t_5hure 1 point2 points ago

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same here. a mean thing to do to a pet.

[–]ninjashorty 7 points8 points ago

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I want to hug him.

[–]GrokMonkey 4 points5 points ago

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Oh god, this reminds me so much of that old man from Groundhog's Day.

[–]lahwran_ 4 points5 points ago

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can't ... fall ... asleep ...

hahaha

[–]soup_special 16 points17 points ago

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... every morning.

[–]ToRedditWithLove 3 points4 points ago

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when I wake up

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[–]Mrphiilll 2 points3 points ago

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after i go create another fable

[–]jmai42 1 point2 points ago

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when you wanted to

[–]darwin_wins 0 points1 point ago

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Then try skipping make up.

[–]icuO_O 8 points9 points ago

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Every hour.

[–]polkadotnoodle 15 points16 points ago

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Every hour, spent on reddit.

[–]agentcoco 6 points7 points ago

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He's bradying.

[–]Joke_Getter 2 points3 points ago

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You're posting gifs of cats. Hopefully it's not all downhill from here, though.

[–]successful_brown_man 4 points5 points ago

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Nesquick is one hell of a drug.

[–]bross10 1 point2 points ago

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Looks at Garfield, realizes he is not as popular

[–]radolf_hipster 1 point2 points ago

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[–]2k2f4i 1 point2 points ago

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karma whoring? ohh you meant the cat...

[–]billy_the_kid9 4 points5 points ago

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Looks like Garfield..

[–]kadmylos 0 points1 point ago

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Posting pictures of cats on the internet.

[–]cleverbot_responder 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know him personnally.

[–]hooliganking 0 points1 point ago

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I can hear that sigh! Poor cat.

[–]wlamf 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. Fuck my life running backwards up the stairs. :|

[–]GrandChawhee 0 points1 point ago

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Garfield: Behind The Music

[–]ChrisiD 0 points1 point ago

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Looks totally like Garfield.

[–]boonrebU 0 points1 point ago

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This hit too close to home...

[–]WRONGANSWERFUCKMUNCH 0 points1 point ago

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my upvotes. take them. they're yours.

[–]young_derp 0 points1 point ago

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This is what's happening on the other side of the camera:

http://i.imgur.com/YVXDF.jpg

[–]Ledface 0 points1 point ago

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this is how i feel in between every game of battlefield 3

[–]piratenkaas 0 points1 point ago

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Lazy fucker.

[–]3kaufmann 0 points1 point ago

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Similar to NSFW posts, posts like this should have CAT written to the side just so we know.

[–]stopbeingsheep 0 points1 point ago

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You're doing the Brady sulk.

[–]Islandre 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck. Yes. GIFs that loop backwards at the end.

[–]Linky2011 0 points1 point ago

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Even Garfield is bound to hit rock bottom one day....

[–]IronLung330 0 points1 point ago

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"I told myself I would never eat this many shrooms again.."

[–]diodeforjustice 0 points1 point ago

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I've only got like 3 left. I gotta get my act together.

[–]toastman85 0 points1 point ago

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Keanu Cat is sad :(

[–]saltytroll 0 points1 point ago

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That cat is adorable and so pudgy

[–]firefox3d 0 points1 point ago

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-sigh- "Man, fuck this gay earth."

[–]emmyshangalang 0 points1 point ago

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Oh me and this cat have way too much in common...

[–]filterspam 0 points1 point ago

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I could be that cat if I were a cat.

[–]Giroro_Gocho 0 points1 point ago

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Looking at cat gifs on the internet...

[–]Chronique13 0 points1 point ago

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I WOULD RUB THE SHIT OUT OF HIS BELLY

[–]PleadTheSixth 0 points1 point ago

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The way the cat inhales right before the clip loops?

That's an impending sigh: a feeling anyone can relate to.

[–]jumanji2001 0 points1 point ago

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Oh look, this repost....

[–]terrified_of_reposts 0 points1 point ago

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AHHHH! OH CHRIST! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAAAAAY!

[–]nazguel3536 0 points1 point ago

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I've clicked this link at least 7 times already today… :(

[–]DrLotr 0 points1 point ago

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That's what all guys do after they fap.

[–]jeffwhit88 0 points1 point ago

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Everytime I get high by myself.

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 0 points1 point ago*

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Should be about 70-80% spent sleeping. Meanwhile, humans generally spend about probably around 20% of their lives sleeping.

[–]graund 0 points1 point ago

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i hate mondays

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's what happens when you blend, boil, shoot and snort lasagna for so many years.

[–]SunBeard 0 points1 point ago

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Posting cat pictures on the internet

[–]allofthescience 1 point2 points ago

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Looking at cat pictures on the internet.

[–]ckobes 0 points1 point ago

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Too much catnip..

[–]usethekarmaLuke 0 points1 point ago

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This is what I do after masturbating.

[–]ImKindOfBlind 0 points1 point ago

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Must be Monday.

[–]Anatomi 0 points1 point ago

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That cat should have been casted for Garfield movies

[–]Mouth_Full_Of_Dry 0 points1 point ago

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Coming down is the worst.

[–]adonbeatsagat -1 points0 points ago

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That feel...

[–]T_A-way -1 points0 points ago

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garfield! stop being lazy

[–]Identity_disorder -2 points-1 points ago

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Why is everyone trying to be funny?

[–]Awkward_wobuffet 2 points3 points ago

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Because this is r/funny ?

[–]USxMARINE -2 points-1 points ago

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I see this posted like every other week

[–]WesTheMage -2 points-1 points ago

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Posting yet another cat picture to a subreddit already overpopulated with other cats.

Spay and neuter your pets, folks. We'll see you on the next episode of The Price Is Right.

[–]gunny16 -2 points-1 points ago*

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After moments of catnip

edit: accidental a word