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[–]XZlayeD 38 points39 points ago

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i'd rather say that's a ninja than a Samurai!

[–]Dontpanik 15 points16 points ago

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I agree I've always thought cats were drunk ninja, and dogs were like samurai. A dog without a owner would be a ronin.

[–]dshin 4 points5 points ago

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Or they could just be ronin away.

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 0 points1 point ago

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quite.

[–]Lecard 70 points71 points ago

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I like your grammar.

[–]stillnotking 7 points8 points ago

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I, too, appreciate a warning when an "s" is about to appear. I mu'st prepare my'self for it's 'sini'ster 'sibilance.

[–]SomethingFoul 19 points20 points ago

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*you're grammer.

[–]dangerspeedman 7 points8 points ago

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Don'l call him that!

[–]Puppy-eater -2 points-1 points ago

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If that's not sarcastic I'm downvoting you.

[–]Travisimus[S] 8 points9 points ago

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LOL i just realized. "Cat's"

I'm tired. that's my excuse and i'm sticking to it.

[–]ScaperBen 5 points6 points ago

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That's what they say, and then they buckle under the pressure

[–]HigherFive 9 points10 points ago

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Fixed that last frame for you: http://i.imgur.com/GGVya.gif

[–]sooibot 17 points18 points ago

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"Sam-u-rai Pizza Cats (Oh Yeah!)"

"Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?"

"Sam-u-rai Pizza Cats (Right On!)"

"They're stomping out crime, and you know that ain't baloney'

[–]guyflannigan 3 points4 points ago

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[–]kinglewy00 2 points3 points ago

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I can not upvote this enough.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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cat is are really samurai.

[–]drofdar62 6 points7 points ago

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Just overdosed on cuteness. Thanks.

Now I'm going to shit butterflies for a week.

[–]Servious 7 points8 points ago

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*cats

*ninjas

[–]ROELtja 5 points6 points ago

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you mean ninja

[–]TheCptObvious 2 points3 points ago

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The title is a grammatical nightmare! The gif is a fake!

[–]TheDunadan 1 point2 points ago

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They are, and this is what their armor looks like: cat samurai armor

[–]haidaguy 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome!

[–]Wynaut 1 point2 points ago

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Why can't i stop looking?

[–]Whatthefuckamisaying 1 point2 points ago

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What kind of cat is that? For science.

[–]-Fake 0 points1 point ago

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I need to know it, too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What type of cat is that?

[–]I_Eat_Your_Pets 1 point2 points ago

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No. They are fucking cats. Delicious, juicy cats....mmmmmmmmm time to whip out my famous garlic teriyaki glaze

[–]TheCptObvious 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant username is relevant

[–]Larxxxene 1 point2 points ago

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It took me a while to realize those were little people and not lightning bolts.

[–]TybaltsAndBits 1 point2 points ago

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That makes me miss Too Many Ninjas

[–]Janse 2 points3 points ago

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This gets posted like once a week.

[–]Streakiest 2 points3 points ago

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Well, it's been posted twice to /r/aww, but that's it.

[–]ProfessorVanNostrand 1 point2 points ago

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Samurai, or ninja? I thought the Samurai used swords and sitch.

[–]kinglewy00 0 points1 point ago

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Samurai Pizza Cat?!

[–]Bellicapelli 0 points1 point ago

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It's because they can see molecules (if you get it you are awesome)

[–]Derp-herpington 0 points1 point ago

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Thankfully this wasnt in r/aww or else it would never have made front pages

[–]Swag_monkey 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot upvote enough

[–]leviathing 0 points1 point ago

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I could watch this forever

[–]zeonos 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Cats can see ninjas.

[–]likeabowlofsoup 0 points1 point ago

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cat is are really samurai

[–]matrixrory 0 points1 point ago

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we cant see it but he is just dodging the molecules

[–]divinesleeper 0 points1 point ago

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I think the term your looking for is ninja's. Samurai's have sword's.

[–]DarnTheseSocks 0 points1 point ago

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Cat's ar'e reall'y Samura'i.

Because, fuck grammar.

[–]carlotta4th 0 points1 point ago

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I like the idea behind the gif a lot, though I think it could be executed on a larger scale with better footage.

Very clever. =)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Funny gif, grammar fail.

[–]BudMoore1234 0 points1 point ago

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That was hilarious. That cat can have all the hummus in my fridge that was so badass.

[–]balr 0 points1 point ago

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Worst caption ever.

[–]SlightlyDifferent 0 points1 point ago

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This should be its own subreddit

[–]jswright2005 0 points1 point ago

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This got progressively funnier every time is played.

[–]Paultimate79 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah... Samurai.... ಠ_ಠ

[–]I_know_kung_fu 0 points1 point ago

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Downvote for inappropriate apostrophe usage.

[–]LazerChicklets 0 points1 point ago

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[–]arialth 0 points1 point ago

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Bad grammar AND a repost?

D D D DOWNVOTE.

[–]no_pants 0 points1 point ago

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wow thats really fucking stupid

[–]RobertJ93 0 points1 point ago

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Genius.

[–]ldawg092498 0 points1 point ago

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I watched it like five times before i realized what was happening

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[–]Shugyosha 2 points3 points ago

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Actually they were taught many different styles of hand to hand combat, many different techniques for many different weapons, as well as unarmed vs armed.

[–]annaftw -1 points0 points ago

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That's the video I show friends when I want to show them a cute video. It's my favorite.

[–]spases -1 points0 points ago

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forget "cat's", i'm so glad you didn't say "samurais"

[–]bombshellblonde27 -1 points0 points ago

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Apostrophe or not this is by far the cutest cat I have ever laid my eyes on. As a dog person I'm shocked and a little horrified and think it's time I got off of the internet.

[–]SpankWhoWithWhatNow -1 points0 points ago

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I could watch that all day.

[–]Rejexted -1 points0 points ago

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What is it fighting off? Sperm fairies?

[–]Ninja_Bob -2 points-1 points ago

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I guess if Tom Cruise can do it...

[–]BADGERBORN -2 points-1 points ago

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I was listening to gonna fly now and that amplified its awesomeness

[–]mellooo -4 points-3 points ago

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This is the best thing I've ever seen

[–]Mawchu -1 points0 points ago

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All the upvotes!