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[–]HlaOad 54 points55 points ago

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Posts like these make me realize how a majority of Reddit users don't understand the internet.

[–]imightbebaked 10 points11 points ago

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Post like these remind me that I haven't checked my Yahoo mail in a long time.

[–]rockerode 16 points17 points ago

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I'm hoping that's because you joined the Gmail master race.

[–]Thydamine 9 points10 points ago

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"Come, my friend. We have excellent Docs integration. It's a better place"

[–]iHateTetris 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Travis-Touchdown 4 points5 points ago

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Funny is funny, doesn't have to be real

[–]HlaOad 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't say it had to be real, it's still funny.

[–]Cickle_Funts -1 points0 points ago

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you are right it doesn't have to be real, but it should at least be funny.

[–]vebent 0 points1 point ago

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And that's why it's very hard for me to post anything on Reddit.

[–]MrSneakySnacky 7 points8 points ago

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Great Scott! Must have hit 88 miles per hour.

[–]Thydamine 10 points11 points ago

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1.21 Gigawanks

[–]wearmaize 7 points8 points ago

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1.21 JIZZAWATTS!!!

[–]PlasmaDistortion 5 points6 points ago

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These answer sites should list the age of the person asking the question. It would answer so much more..

[–]AshtonKoocher 22 points23 points ago

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Obvious troll is obvious

[–]ggalitz 5 points6 points ago

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trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls on Yahoo Answers

It's trolls all the way down

[–]Pootytang001 0 points1 point ago

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Troll : Reddit :: Smurf : Smurfs

[–]rembinalle 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes I wonder if there will ever be a serious yahoo question ever again.

[–]prose-before-hoes 3 points4 points ago

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So? It's still funny.

[–]TemporalPriority 3 points4 points ago

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I've heard of this.

It's a rare condition called Hypervirility, apparently the sperm shoot through the egg like bullets. Can you believe that?

[–]over8000 2 points3 points ago

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what a digital dummy

[–]Travis-Touchdown 1 point2 points ago

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Shut up, Mokuba

[–]everythingisbullshit 2 points3 points ago

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Yahoo Answers are bullshit.

[–]ScientiaEstPotentia 1 point2 points ago

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Or, as my roommate so eloquently puts it, demon semen

[–]saltytrey 1 point2 points ago

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Wow. Sounds like it's a good thing he's not the father.

[–]worldwidewombat 1 point2 points ago

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Time travelling sperm bitches.

[–]DBuckFactory 1 point2 points ago

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I came here to say: "Dude, some other guy got her pregnant..." and then realized that I was an idiot and it was obvious to all of reddit already.

[–]brosenfeld 1 point2 points ago

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They're so powerful, the defy the laws of physics.

[–]limbuster 3 points4 points ago

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Or biology.

[–]Frognut97 0 points1 point ago

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Someone here has some pretty powerful brain cells.

[–]Zgenator 0 points1 point ago

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I swear half of these posts are trolls.

[–]noddegamra 0 points1 point ago

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I think the rest of the sperm must have used Superman's special time power and sped up the rotation of the zygote.

[–]JankBoy 0 points1 point ago

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Wow... That dude's dick can rip a hole in the space-time continuum! Imagine what it's gonna do to your mom's vagina!

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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FLY, YOU FOOL!

[–]rinon 0 points1 point ago

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... wow

[–]thisdadisCRAZY 0 points1 point ago

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I ASKED THAT QUESTION GOT THE DNA TEST ITS MINE

[–]Knewtworiddet -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm sorry about your rape, sir.

[–]thisdadisCRAZY 0 points1 point ago

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SORRY ABOUT YOUR LIFE ITS HAPPENING IF YOU WANT MY OLDEST CAN TRANSPORT YOU BACK TO MEDI EVAL TIMES YOULL FIT RIGHT IN

[–]Knewtworiddet -1 points0 points ago

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Your poor grammar skills hurt me.

[–]Travis-Touchdown 0 points1 point ago

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Olaf?

BROMACIAAAAA

[–]Kitsu_lol -1 points0 points ago

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With the user name Olaf its no wonder. Now to techno viking dance!

[–]LogicMonster -2 points-1 points ago

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I swear.... if I ever repost something it gets downvoted into oblivion but when other people do it, FREE KARMA! It's not fair I say.

[–]cynicalMIND 1 point2 points ago

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for every successful repost there are 10 reposts that were downvoted into oblivion

[–]ihatenaming 0 points1 point ago

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It's all about the title.

[–]iamcq -1 points0 points ago

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how did you find this?

[–]Mohander -2 points-1 points ago

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Time travel? Or...

[–]Ihaveretardedfriends -2 points-1 points ago

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Its not yours

[–]PersianPrincess4Lyfe -3 points-2 points ago

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My literal response to the stupidity (I truly said it aloud):

Oh. My. God.

Edit: Added stuff in parenthesis

[–]henryhendrixx -5 points-4 points ago

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Poor guy.. he's stupid and his girlfriend is cheating on him :(

[–]Lightdark98 7 points8 points ago

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Not cheating, this was 3 months before they started dating.

[–]exxocet 0 points1 point ago

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HE'S stupid?