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[–]GiovanniTunk 109 points110 points ago

Neither Thor nor Odin said that they would get rid of Frost Giants, since the Giants will be participating in the war that will kill the gods, Ragnarok. the reason that there are no Frost Giants on Earth is that Earth is a stronghold that the Giants cannot enter. Your efforts to Karma mine have crashed and burned. Good day.

[–]dnshnd 9 points10 points ago

Yay, a fellow Norse lore nerd!

[–]videogameexpert 1 point2 points ago

We need an "IAMA Norse lore expert". There was one close but was mostly questions about Sweden.

[–]unders_core 1 point2 points ago

[–]alsorobots 1 point2 points ago

It's so easy being a Norse lore nerd. All you have to do is read stories that make most Michael Bay movies seem boring.

[–]dnshnd 0 points1 point ago

It's so true, I don't know why I don't know of any good movies based on Norse mythology (I'm looking at you, Thor).

[–]alsorobots 1 point2 points ago

Take the movie "Thor" and multiply it by 900 and you'll have the REAL stories of Thor.

[–]Switche 1 point2 points ago

Someone finally reposts this and correctly labels it as Thor and still can't get any respect.

This image is fucking cursed.

[–]TheRisingDark 0 points1 point ago

Kill some of the gods.

[–]writesomethingwitty 0 points1 point ago

From what you're saying and seeing this pic so often, I'd probably have to do some serious research to find the truth because this seems like a common misconception, so a Google search probably won't be enough.

Serious question: did Odin promise the end of all ice giants or not? I'm not asking about them bringing the end of ice giants. I'm asking if they ever promised that there won't be any more ice giants.

[–]cootstin 23 points24 points ago

I'm fairly sure both of those statements are false.

[–]imightbebaked 5 points6 points ago

I'm fairy sure this comment is true.

[–]Tralan 1 point2 points ago

I'm fairly sure farts aren't supposed to be solid... brb O_O

[–]writesomethingwitty 1 point2 points ago

Let's use logic:

If they're both false, that means the first negates the second, so the second is true. But it can also be seen as if the second negates the first, so the first is true. Therefore, both statements are true. Checkmate, atheists!

(I promised to use logic, I never promised to use it properly)

[–]CodeOfKonami 29 points30 points ago

Jesus didn't promise the end of all wicked people.

[–]xteve 1 point2 points ago

Maybe not. The story is too damn complicated to untangle. But the punishment of evil people is certainly implicit in the convoluted story of his return -- one of these days.

[–]alsorobots 0 points1 point ago

"It don't matter to Jesus" - De Jesus

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[–]wearywarrior 8 points9 points ago

No. No it isn't. Odin has one eye, a grey beard and carries a long spear. Do you see any of those things?

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[–]wearywarrior 9 points10 points ago

That doesn't make it so. If I took a picture of you and wrote " Giraffe" on it, would that make you a giraffe?

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[–]wearywarrior 2 points3 points ago

What about a possum?

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[–]wearywarrior 1 point2 points ago

So. we have come to an impasse.

[–]DrVonNugent 4 points5 points ago

And yet the reposts continue...

[–]jcos444 0 points1 point ago

...troll?

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[–]jcos444 3 points4 points ago

Yea, I mean. Thor's hammer. That should be the giveaway for future reference. Odin has an eye patch and usually a raven near by. Loki usually has darker hair and a horned helmet.

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[–]jcos444 3 points4 points ago

[–]_Make_It_So_ 5 points6 points ago

Just go to the menu of Age of Mythology, that should clear up who's who...

[–]jcos444 1 point2 points ago

DIVINE INTERVENTION

[–]IgnisSorien 1 point2 points ago

Except in Skifree. That damn Yeti gets me every time.

[–]scots23 0 points1 point ago

Commenting so I can remember the name of that game when I get to my computer later.

[–]Hemulez 0 points1 point ago

You can save comments with Reddit Enhancement Suite!

[–]scots23 0 points1 point ago

Haha on my mobile, that's why I had to comment. No Reddit enhancement suite on android haha

[–]OnceButNeverAgain 1 point2 points ago

Age Of Mythology.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

THAT PICTURE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

[–]Florn 1 point2 points ago

That's Age of Mythology Thor :D

[–]perkanator 1 point2 points ago

stop fucking posting this wrong. the title says thor and the picture says odin. You can't even copy pasta correctly

[–]thequirkybondvillian 1 point2 points ago

I have seen this post at least twice before...

[–]waterdevil19 1 point2 points ago

R/Atheism reposters are leaking...

[–]Deathdiller 1 point2 points ago

Yeah and I promised there won't be any flying horses with flaming tails and horns coming out of their legs, am I a superhero now or a saint?

[–]alsorobots 0 points1 point ago

-Michael Scott

[–]knocklessmonster 0 points1 point ago

To bad the fall of his people heralded the rise of Christianity after Ragnarök.

[–]MetaAnthro 0 points1 point ago

GODDAMNED NOT AGAIN

[–]hauntedlunch -1 points0 points ago

Your god got nailed to a cross and mine carries a hammer...I'm just saying.

[–]Iconate -1 points0 points ago

r/atheism is thata way >>>>>>>>>

[–]APretentiousHipster 2 points3 points ago

WE DONT WANT YA DAMN REPOST THURR NEITHER.

[–]APretentiousHipster -1 points0 points ago

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST

[–]Danny_Joe -1 points0 points ago

Too bad he didn't promise to get rid of reposts.

[–]kh9228 -1 points0 points ago

Repost!

[–]Nivlac024 -2 points-1 points ago

older than the internet. people were complaining about this copy pasta when I was a young wippersnapper on the chan