Why I try to never use :P

waldoRDRS · 9 months

Another reason we should re-implement the letter "thorn." Þorn looks like þis, and allows for :Þ to look more legitimate, and makes for a good excuse when when you search porn, and your moþer checks your history, and you just say, "Oh, I typed the wrong letter, þey just look similar."

Þis way we can also avoid þe annoying use of "th." It neiþer sounds like a t or an h. We do we use it?

Capital Þorn = Alt0222 Lowercase þorn = Alt0254

Þe more you know.

Strider11o7 · 9 months

:P isn't nearly as creepy

blacksunrising · 9 months

MrTemple · 9 months

We've secretly replaced MilkBro's semi-colon with a full colon, let's see if he notices.

OmicronNine · 9 months

It's supposed to look something like this.

limpits · 9 months

big difference between :p and ;p

Praesumo · 9 months

Why is her hair sweating? She should really get that looked at...

EditsGrammarAmiably · 9 months

Dear Sir or Madam,

Your title contains a split infinitive. It should instead read: "Why I try never to use :P"

Cheers!

Kimcho · 9 months

OH GOD I CAN'T UNSEE IT.

1upforever · 9 months

HowsItGoinFloppy · 9 months

I always saw it as grinning out one side of your mouth, not sticking your tongue out.

Yizun · 9 months

TIL that closing my left eye and sticking my tongue out of the right side of my mouth is extremely difficult.

[deleted] · 9 months

I am sticking out my tongue at you but don't take it seriously because I am also winking at you! ;P

RickRussellTX · 9 months

TIL a woman's hair sweats when she's nervous.

BlueAchilles · 9 months

Here is a version that you can actually read. http://i.imgur.com/tdpvk.jpg

Mr_Bungled · 9 months

When I see :P I saw this , Never a tongue sticking out

MyPetRockDied · 9 months

That's odd, that's EXACTLY why I use it.

thefloppydog · 9 months

Just think about the horrors of ;D

ArJooDeJew · 9 months

Trentos · 9 months

Stroke emoticon.

hawkdarato · 9 months

I love how the pictures get progressively better detailed.

DeSanti · 9 months

Oh god, I can relate to this. Smileys make me confused just in general. Now, I understand the occasional =) or =D in a convo, but it's all these others. . .

Look, I'll bring an example about this. I was talking to a girl over facebook and this is roughly a bit of how it was:

Her: So . . . good weekend? ;)

Me: Last weekend? Oh sure, it was alright. Worked, drank coffee. Mostly just the coffee, though.

Her: Haha, you're funny ;) So good weekend! ;) I visited a friend, tried out dresses in [a town] ;)

Me: Hah, I'm a regular comedian :) Oh? You can buy stuff there? I thought there was absolutely nothing to buy in [town].

Her: No, we needed to go [to the city] :P Didn't buy anything :P So she's going to buy it somewhere else :P

I mean, jesus! How am I supposed to interpret that stuff? What's with the winks? What's with the tongue of the mouth? This is what baffles me with smileys.

WakeTFU · 9 months

":P" is used reserved for sarcasm, genius :P

HairlessSasquatch · 9 months

it's the same with "XD" stop with that shit

aphillios · 9 months

I generally try too look at it as a half smile. For :D is a full smile with teeth, :P would be a half smile with teeth. Sadly this is the closest I could find on such short notice but imagine something like that with less of the mouth showing teeth.

bwjasperson · 9 months

Why does your title contain :P and not ;P as in the comic...

Qayl · 9 months

Please, for the love of my eyes, learn to google for fucks sake.

Google (and Tineye) let you search for pictures by entering the url of the picture and they show similar pics.

churro89 · 9 months

You used it in your title.

thatrandomfatguy · 9 months

I wish people learnt to stop using emotions i don't know why but they annoy me so much and this one is my most hated -> xD

thegooddocgonzo · 9 months

Try to blink while sticking out your tongue on the same side as you are winking

I can't :(

boon420 · 9 months

still waiting for the reason... good post

Sect312 · 9 months

Oh God I'm laughing so hard [7]

disisathrowaway · 9 months

I just don't make faces with text. Ever.

When I first started chatting online, I always saw dumb girls using it, so I avoided it.

Now, almost 15 years later, on my facebook news feed, the only people using them are morons. Though the more I think about it, people I don't actually know using it is no big deal, it really only bugs me when people I actually know use it. It has even gone so far as to slightly lower my opinion of a new lady friend if I get smilies in the text message.

SoundsLike88 · 9 months

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