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[–]zack10house 243 points244 points ago

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this sounds like the name of a show. "Nature's Chillest Motherfuckers. Wednesday at 9 on Animal Planet". I'd watch it.

[–]farceur318 133 points134 points ago

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Narrated by a heavily sedated Samuel L Jackson.

[–]Easilycrazyhat 141 points142 points ago

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Also known as Morgan Freeman

[–]Corrosivity 6 points7 points ago

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Reminds me of Christopher Lambert in highlander "There can only be ONE chillest motherfucker"

[–]brycedriesenga 15 points16 points ago

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We're back with nature's CHILLEST motherfuckers.

[–]flawedless 1 point2 points ago

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The thought of SLJ heavily sedated and telling me things makes me happy.

[–]horkerer 1 point2 points ago

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I'd like Sean Connery. Naturesh chillesht motherfuckersh: Shloths

[–]smokecat20 38 points39 points ago

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or Fox's "When animals CHILL!"

[–]mach-2 32 points33 points ago

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''stoned in the wild'' only on the discovery channel

[–]headasplodes 7 points8 points ago

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Narrated by David Attenborough.

[–]kristen_bell 462 points463 points ago

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sobs

[–]aaronpike1 76 points77 points ago

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How long have you been waiting for this moment?

[–]Etanobrac 88 points89 points ago

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11 days

[–]factoid_ 73 points74 points ago

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Wow, was that kristen bell sloth thing only eleven days ago? Feels like months.

[–]enVicious 44 points45 points ago

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Reddit has that effect. Time seems to run normal at first but after a while you realize that 2012 was 10 years ago!

[–]QuickDontThink 13 points14 points ago

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We have a time traveller here! Guys look!

[–]dialecticalmonism 14 points15 points ago

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That's because it was at least 20 days ago.

[–]whereandwhen 3 points4 points ago

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Wow, was that Kristen Bell sloth thing 20 whole days ago? Feels like only 11...

[–]factoid_ 6 points7 points ago

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Honest to god, after he said 20 all of a sudden it started feeling like 11 was just about right. The reddit time paradox.

[–]ColonicIrritation 736 points737 points ago

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[–]neelshiv 375 points376 points ago

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The shadow was a very nice touch.

[–]SteveBoss 79 points80 points ago

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Lost it when the shadow appeared

[–]cresteh 90 points91 points ago

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Did you ever find it?

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 46 points47 points ago

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\▄-▄/

[–]VoiceOfInternet_haha 9 points10 points ago

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Nope. He'll just have to--well, you know.

[–]Nottheicecreamman 41 points42 points ago

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I could watch that gif a million times and it would still be funny.

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 42 points43 points ago

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That GIF was 4.2 seconds. 4.2 seconds x 1 million= 48.6111111 days.

[–]nemoomen 13 points14 points ago

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Commenting to remind myself to do this whenever I have a free month and a half.

[–]Poolside_McGrundy 9 points10 points ago

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the sunglasses really tie that gif together, man

[–]Vicious_Seraph 22 points23 points ago

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I'm, you know, the Dude maaan.

[–]alliebp 18 points19 points ago

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Does it look absolutely baked or does it look absolutely baked?

[–]Uni_te 10 points11 points ago

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Hey, that's just like, your opinion, man.

[–]caitlinreid 9 points10 points ago

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[–]hunterzg 15 points16 points ago

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I came here for this.

[–]Then_Leave 88 points89 points ago

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[–]TearsAsLube 12 points13 points ago

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I came.

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 1 point2 points ago

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Deal with it.

[–]Heeno 3 points4 points ago

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dealt with

[–]gbgftw 33 points34 points ago

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You may wonder where your kids are

Let's just say they're safe. For now

[–]zhylo 13 points14 points ago

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[–]gbgftw 2 points3 points ago

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Haven't seen that one before, but i'm not even surprised that this was old and that someone saw the resemblance and made a clip with godfather harp.

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty sure it's closer to a guitar than a harp, although I'll confess I have no idea what the actual instrument is called.

[–]dumble99 1 point2 points ago

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The slothfather xD

[–]Cozmo23 220 points221 points ago

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Don't let Kristen Bell see this.

[–]falconj 94 points95 points ago

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[–]slightlyshysara 43 points44 points ago

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[–]precordial_thump 5 points6 points ago

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[–]senkidala 11 points12 points ago

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I've never understood the fuss about her until now. She's adorable!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Holy crap. That's literally the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[–]laurililly 3 points4 points ago

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"He's coming for the party?"

Oh dear, so adorable. I'm in love with her now (and I'm a hetero woman).

[–]MGM420 44 points45 points ago

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Actually, let her and then record her emotional aftermath.

[–]DC_Gooner 66 points67 points ago

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Good Lord that woman is adorable.

[–]SubGnosis 9 points10 points ago

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DAY OF CAKE. IT IS YOURS.

[–]Kristic74 1 point2 points ago

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I already called dibs 11 days ago.

Better luck next time.

[–]Slehpher 6 points7 points ago

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I think i heard a faint scream

[–]GerleyStinson 1 point2 points ago

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On the contrary!please do!!!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I was just about to say "everytime I see a sloth, I think of Kristen Bell now" but figured I should check the comments first. Veronica Mars FTW! Lol

[–]Kinrah 137 points138 points ago

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The dude abides.

[–]Lespaul42 37 points38 points ago

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I don't know why... but to me he looks exactly like the dude.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

[–]puddnhead_whaleson 10 points11 points ago

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Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

[–]Monkeychimp 10 points11 points ago

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Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

[–]coldcoffeereddit 2 points3 points ago

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came here for this, leaving satisfied.

[–]mbelange4980 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say the sloth abides

[–]souperpooper 1 point2 points ago

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I came here to post this, well done.

[–]contactstaff 35 points36 points ago

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Young sloths have been known to fall to their deaths because they sometimes mistake their own arm for a tree branch, grabbing it and falling.

[–]R0CKET_B0MB 12 points13 points ago

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Young Sloth is a drug, and if you take it, you will die.

[–]MidnightRain143 12 points13 points ago

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SlothFacts.org?

[–]PissBlasta 11 points12 points ago

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[–]NessMudkip 9 points10 points ago

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Not gonna lie, I would actually subscribe to that.

[–]dh1977 2 points3 points ago

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Sloths hired a dog to burn down a hospital.

[–]Operative_Me 2 points3 points ago

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There are a total of 4 of us, trying to raise awareness.

[–]sejkorat 33 points34 points ago

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i remember when this image was named:

"wise papa sloth - corrupted by his own power - can no great leader go untainted.gif"

the name alone made me laugh 10 times as hard as the gif

[–]bon-bon 2 points3 points ago

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Let's be clear - it was "wise popa sloth."

[–]azurephoenix 59 points60 points ago

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I met a sloth recently at a zoo in Minneapolis, she was beautiful and super chill. She climbed down her tree (according to my brother he has never seen her do this) and just hung out about two feet from me, looked at me and did cool slothy smiles for like 45 mins. It was awesome!!!

[–]giggs123 78 points79 points ago

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You stared at a sloth for 45 minutes straight?

[–]azurephoenix 33 points34 points ago

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I was with my little brother and my mom, and yes, we hung around her for 30-45 mins. I took a bunch of pictures and was just kind of in awe. Never been that close to one, doubt I ever will be again. It was cool too, where we were she isn't caged or anything. It's this large rain-forest like room, she has a tree she likes to be in but really has free range of the whole place. I figure they don't worry about her getting away or attacking anyone, being so damn slow and what have you...

[–]giggs123 6 points7 points ago

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Ah, that's pretty cool, i probably would have stuck around too, being that close.

[–]erwynsof 1 point2 points ago

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Fancy sharing some of those pictures with us?

[–]azurephoenix 3 points4 points ago

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Sorry it took a while, my stupid computer doesn't take the memory card from my camera, had to get the boyfriend to do it on his... But... here she is... http://imgur.com/a/MMCqV

[–]azurephoenix 1 point2 points ago

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As soon as I get them loaded up I will be happy to do that! Gimme a few minutes...

[–]omnilynx 3 points4 points ago

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Also put them on /r/sloths.

[–]TheOnlyNeb 2 points3 points ago

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For some reason that subreddit was appropriately slow to load for me.

[–]IHaveNoTact 1 point2 points ago

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Your comment was much funnier when I didn't read the word "them".

[–]DC_Gooner 1 point2 points ago

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Visit Costa Rica, they're everywhere. Really cool creatures.

[–]blastinonions 1 point2 points ago

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Some of them believe they can fly now

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[–]wily6 24 points25 points ago

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I smell a sitcom!

[–]Nicoliman 1 point2 points ago

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How do I . . . umm, . . . how do I get one?

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[–]stevesonaplane 1 point2 points ago

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Do sloths like riding in motorcycle sidecars?

[–]Hoobleton 1 point2 points ago

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Is your brother an authority on sloths? Why would he have seen her do it before?

[–]McChauncey 61 points62 points ago

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I always wanted to have a sloth. They're the perfect pet since they can't run away and only shit once a week. Fuck monkeys.

[–]PunkRockMakesMeSmile 37 points38 points ago

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That's the plan

[–]Fyreswing 14 points15 points ago

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I feel like towards the end of the gif he starts to slowly smile at me.

Chill

[–]eyecite 20 points21 points ago

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He was actually about to wink too, but that takes them 4 hours so it's not really .gif material.

[–]Kristic74 1 point2 points ago

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[–]frozen_beer 91 points92 points ago

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[–]whowantstoknow 14 points15 points ago

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[–]alwayz 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit I just died.

....I got better.

[–]warunion 27 points28 points ago

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What I wanna know is how these chill motherfuckers are still alive with the whole survival of the fittest thing.

[–]Haddock 48 points49 points ago

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They use very little energy and are quite hard to see. They have virtually no odor, and the moss that grows on them further helps to conceal them from smell. They are unusually light for their size, and can climb on the topmost branches of trees where most large predators can't find them. They have a surprisingly tough hide, and amazing recuperative powers, healing from injuries that would kill many other mammals. Also, two toed sloths can bite pretty damn hard.

[–]paranode 11 points12 points ago

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SLOTH FACTS

[–]neelshiv 35 points36 points ago

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Nobody fucks with them because they are so chill.

[–]Wiregeek 6 points7 points ago

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would you?

I'm a goddamn apex predator. There is nothing on this earth that can stand before the might of my opposable thumb.

I'd be all.. "dude.. can I get you a beer?"

SO. VERY. CHILL.

[–]R0CKET_B0MB 2 points3 points ago

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Are you kidding me? Those claws could rip a tank apart!

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[–]GiantSquidd 10 points11 points ago

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Far out, man.

[–]FcukDt7 23 points24 points ago

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[–]Meditabundo 2 points3 points ago

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I prefer this one.

[–]TheOnlyNeb 1 point2 points ago

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That sloth is such a whore.

[–]ToiletNinjas 6 points7 points ago

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Would someone PLEASE add DEAL WITH IT shades/caption to this sloth? I need it for... science.

[–]GeneralWarts 17 points18 points ago

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[–]ToiletNinjas 7 points8 points ago

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MatheMATICAL!

[–]eyecite 1 point2 points ago

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That shit was so rhombus.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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ctrl+f, wasn't disappointed.

[–]red_derp 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Roflkopt3r 6 points7 points ago

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[–]flawedless 1 point2 points ago

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please actually exist, please actually exist, please actually exist... YES!!

[–]rainemaker 5 points6 points ago

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The Sloth abides.

[–]SimilarImage 73 points74 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Com Points
3 weeks mattsilv Keanu Sloth /r/pics 0 4
3 weeks strallweat Just Chillin /r/gifs 0 0
2 months Papa-Lazarou Just a sloth, doing what it does best! /r/gifs 25 242

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[–]Gimme_Some_Sunshine 17 points18 points ago

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I love these "bots". I made this gif from this video months ago and I'm happy to have seen it take off! :)

[–]featurecreature 1 point2 points ago

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I made a low quality gif back in 2010. Until I recently looked at it, I thought the GIF everyone posted was mine/based off mine :(

plibt

[–]thebutcherswife 4 points5 points ago

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This guy is the chillest motherfucker outside nature.

Chillaxing

[–]Haddock 3 points4 points ago

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This is at the costa rican sloth sanctuary. This particular sloth's name is 'buttercup'.

[–]Alchisme 2 points3 points ago

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I came to say the same thing. I actually brought them an orphaned sloth once after trying to take care of the thing for about 3 weeks and realizing I was not willing to do so for the next few decades.

[–]S3XPanther 3 points4 points ago

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Wise popa sloth, corrupted by his own power. Can no leader go untainted?

[–]jmaccadillac 4 points5 points ago

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Could a chill species make it to space?

[–]AdamPartyHarty 6 points7 points ago

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Reminds me of The Dude

[–]InvalidWhistle 9 points10 points ago

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Well, that's just like your opinion... man..

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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If Jeff Bridges were an animal....

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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James Franco in Pineapple Express?

[–]Juttore 2 points3 points ago

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I'm.. just, The Dude, man...

[–]sulkee 2 points3 points ago

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Well that's like,just your opinion man.

[–]fettsack2 2 points3 points ago

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Looks exactly like the Big Lebowski.

[–]keenobreen 2 points3 points ago

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this should be in r/trees

[–]chadpatrick 2 points3 points ago

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Some where Kristen Bell just broke down in tears.

[–]cgibbard 2 points3 points ago

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[–]hey_you_wit_the_legs 2 points3 points ago

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[–]The_Kommunist 1 point2 points ago

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The urge to smile back at it was overbearing.

[–]jpdehart 1 point2 points ago

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So Artillery by infected mushroom started playing as soon as I clicked on this gif. I fell out of my chair laughing so hard

[–]GreenSpleen6 1 point2 points ago

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"Oh, hello.

I didn't see you there."

[–]Lenwe1 1 point2 points ago

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That's the fastest I've ever seen a sloth move.

[–]omnilynx 1 point2 points ago

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He was whipping his head around in panic.

[–]truthandelusion 1 point2 points ago

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Makes me want to go dig out my old bong.

[–]Squirtle07 1 point2 points ago

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Tree huggers...

[–]a2susan 2 points3 points ago

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Sloth loves Chunk!

[–]InvalidWhistle 1 point2 points ago

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shut up and take my money

[–]MemeTLDR 1 point2 points ago

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Well that's just like, your opinion man.

[–]mehrman 1 point2 points ago

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[–]MT_Flesch 1 point2 points ago

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those dudes abide

[–]Pit_of_Death 1 point2 points ago

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Fucks given? That would be none.

[–]edteach 1 point2 points ago

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Well that's just like, your opinion man

[–]supervin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]didiagogo 1 point2 points ago

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I was listening to Brian Eno Music for Airport when I opened this. The music made it look like this guy had reached Nirvana. He knows all.

[–]Kmas90515 1 point2 points ago

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i dunno how many times ive PREVIOUSLY seen this before. . . but i ALWAYS upvote a sloth :D

[–]AhoyGoFuckYourself 1 point2 points ago

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wise popa sloth - corrupted by his own power - can no leader go untainted.gif

[–]Candylandsings 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like Leo from "That 70's Show"

[–]erikthesloth 1 point2 points ago

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Could it be?! My time to shine?!?!

[–]fingers58 1 point2 points ago

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Chill sloth is chillin'

[–]drshamoon 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mrreeb 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously it's because they spend their entire lives in r/trees.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bundleogrundle 1 point2 points ago

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I am in a hotel with a slow internet connection which usually makes gif's not worth the watch but the super slow stare into the camera was extremely funny.

[–]1m0a1L 2 points3 points ago

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It have been my life long dream to chill as well as own a sloth.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Caption: Wise papa sloth corrupted by his own power. Can no leader go untainted?

[–]f8al 1 point2 points ago

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came here to post this

[–]larrykins 1 point2 points ago*

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Does any else think sloths are actually really creepy? Their faces creep me the fuck out.

[–]PunkRockMakesMeSmile 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else dumbfounded that evolution allows this animal to exist? I'm assuming they must just not tastes very good.

[–]Khaibit 2 points3 points ago

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In their natural environment, sloths generally live so high up in the trees that their predators can't reach them. If I remember correctly, they have to go down to the ground to give birth, however, and it's the most dangerous time in their lives as it's the only time they're not hanging around the tree tops.

[–]GruxKing 1 point2 points ago

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Is he coming to the party?!

[–]-That_One_Girl- 1 point2 points ago

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I went to Peru my junior year of high school and stayed on a reserve in the Amazon. We regularly took canoes to go hike in different areas or to visit villages. One particular day we had taken the canoes out just to look around and while we were out we passed a canoe of two children probably under the age of 10. They had a baby three toed sloth with them and they came up beside us to let us see. I was allowed to hold him and I think I fell in love. He wrapped his hand around my finger like a human baby and just snuggled up to me. I know they are notoriously dirty and full of parasites but it was adorable and I've wanted one ever since.

[–]RiemannCauchy 2 points3 points ago

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I read this as: "Nature's Child Molesters" .

[–]sticktothecraithur 0 points1 point ago

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I watched that about 4 times. It's very relaxing.

[–]makeshift101 0 points1 point ago

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"Bring me Skywalker"

[–]paranode 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, my thoughts exactly. If he could turn the whole chair around it would be perfect.

[–]underscore___ 0 points1 point ago

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Though I usually hate animal stuff outside of r/aww, when I saw this I started watching sloth videos on youtube, found this one. 8/10 would sloth again.

[–]SweetTomato 0 points1 point ago

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Sloths and tortoises.

[–]A_Disgruntled_Texan 0 points1 point ago

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Deal with it.

[–]xgibran 0 points1 point ago

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To me it looks like Steven Seagal for some reason.

[–]tim67 0 points1 point ago

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Sloths creeeep me out

[–]I_Heart_Monkeys 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody else see a resemblance to Ashton Kutcher when he turns his head to the side?

[–]ziggybiggnutts 0 points1 point ago

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well, seeing as sloths cant walk, and their legs can't support their body weight, there's not really much for him to do there.

[–]DaleRojo 0 points1 point ago

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Put this up almost full screen just before my roommate got home. I was laying down when I heard my friend open the door and said "really?". Timing was perfect too on the sloth's part.

[–]htalbot78 0 points1 point ago

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Dont know the exact tree/plant they eat but one of the staples of their diets is a leaf that makes them high. Pretty good deal if you ask me

[–]NathanArizona 0 points1 point ago

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Nature's Fonzie.

[–]ledzep4life 0 points1 point ago

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The Matthew McConaugheys of the animal kingdom.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Natural Ents.

[–]pinkfloyd8973 0 points1 point ago

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Q: Are you employed Mr. Sloth? A: Employed!?!

[–]StevenDickson 0 points1 point ago

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I love wookies.

[–]bw1870 0 points1 point ago

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Another world, another time - in the age of wonder.

[–]Brando789 0 points1 point ago

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Or nature's potheads.

[–]RiverBoogie 0 points1 point ago

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Can you imagine if someone let him smoke pot?

[–]Gurnin 0 points1 point ago

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Came for sloths, gif did not disappoint

[–]Hey_Meoq 0 points1 point ago

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At first I read the title as "natures child molesters" I need sleep

[–]biasedbias 0 points1 point ago

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"Pass the blunt, man"

[–]RedditOnTheToilet69 0 points1 point ago

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looks like he shouldve been posted on r/trees

[–]shuffler715 0 points1 point ago

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title says it all...

[–]johnnygrant 0 points1 point ago

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Ïf you were on this shit I'm on, you'll be chill as a muthafucker too

[–]Hookhand 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if I could make any money at a job where all I do is redistribute apostrophes.