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[–]ewiggy24 603 points604 points ago

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When he started doing the see-saw I lost it.

[–]GrandChawhee 184 points185 points ago

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Now picture it with a midget on either end of his body, going "Weeeeeeee!"

[–]Pinslate 63 points64 points ago

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There's a video of that. I know there is. I just don't know where

[–]BlueLantern 42 points43 points ago*

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Here's a video of that gif.

Here's another video and an even longer video of him in action. Obviously NSFW.

cashd also linked to ROFLCOPTER videos on pornhub

[–]toadkicker 16 points17 points ago

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At least he wore safety goggles. Safety is important.

[–]nononao 7 points8 points ago

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He seemed to be having fun, making whooshing sounds and pretending to fly.

[–]tarekd19 1 point2 points ago

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andddddd saved

[–]L1M3 19 points20 points ago

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I saw a Geico commercial like that once.

[–]TheTruthBeSold 14 points15 points ago

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I guess the lizard is starting to get desperate.

[–]reddittwotimes 34 points35 points ago

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Now I'm picturing two little pigs on the see-saw going "Weeeeeeee!" with pinwheels and when the see-saw finally stops, the pigs keep going "Weeeeeee!" until she looks up at them with an annoyed look and says "we've stopped" and the little pigs say "Oh... Well thanks Mrs. B" and then get up and leave.

[–]GrandChawhee 16 points17 points ago

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My work here is done.

[–]iaman00b 109 points110 points ago

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Alright, by show of hand, how many are trying this tonight?

[–]Tetriana 86 points87 points ago

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Unfortunately, I don't think my bf is that umm.. acrobatic??

[–]Bodofagod 285 points286 points ago

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Unfortuneatly, I don't think my hand is that acrobatic

[–]iaman00b 154 points155 points ago

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Unfortunately, I don't think my acrobat is that handy.

[–]IOnlyUpvoteSelfPosts 150 points151 points ago*

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Unacrobatically, I don't think my handiness is that unfortunate.

[–]kainator 83 points84 points ago

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I love reddit.

[–]IntoxGas 24 points25 points ago

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The fun never ends.

[–]5secondruler 79 points80 points ago

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Well, it's not hard when you have a library card.

[–]crashnburn753 38 points39 points ago

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I'm only commenting because I wanna see myself on the front page when this gets popular.

[–]DarkHavenX75 14 points15 points ago

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Unfortunately, I don't think...

[–]lanismycousin 21 points22 points ago*

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Fuck you jenny, YES I AM!!!

[–]Volpethrope 30 points31 points ago

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Calm down, Forrest.

[–]SometimesUseless 1 point2 points ago

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Unfortunately I do not think my hoo-haa is that acrobatic!

[–]Tetriana 1 point2 points ago

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TIL that I'm not the only one who calls my lady bits "hoo-ha"

[–]SometimesUseless 1 point2 points ago

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LOL...my daughter calls hers; her "front butt"...

[–]AverageAlien 1 point2 points ago

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Just show him this .gif and I'm sure he'd be willing to give it a try... lol

[–]KuchDaddy 39 points40 points ago

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My dick is too short. It would pop right out.

[–]Jealy 13 points14 points ago

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Know that feel.

[–]frank14752 1 point2 points ago

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Oooo Reddit the only place that you would see a man use his small penis to gain virtual pity and upvotes.

[–]IngloriousBarrister 8 points9 points ago

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You know, I am really tempted to go out and try to pick up a guy at a bar tonight using only this gif...

[–]iaman00b 57 points58 points ago

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Would totally work on me, but then again, I never look a gif horse in the mouth.

[–]wombatsrule 1 point2 points ago

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Not even if someone offers you the gif of love?

[–]NoDiceChicago 12 points13 points ago

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I'm pretty sure my blow-up doll would explode.

[–]sailfaster 14 points15 points ago

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raises hand

[–]xG33Kx 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jkohatsu 37 points38 points ago

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[–]jkohatsu 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.gifbin.com/985086 if you like watching girls getting hurt this is the best i can do. any more fetish/GIF requests?

[–]Tongan_Ninja 1 point2 points ago

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Is that man carrying a handbag?

[–]marcins 3 points4 points ago

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It's a satchel. It's European.

[–]dewright23 1 point2 points ago

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It's European.

[–]Jucks 17 points18 points ago

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This. Is. The future. This is like the apex of the vortex of fucking. It's rumored that Ron Jeremy first came up with it. This is it, man. This is how your grandchildren are gonna be fucking. Future. That - future...

[–]mrhorrible 15 points16 points ago

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Fucking? This is how our grandchildren will get to first base.

[–]Poolside_McGrundy 20 points21 points ago

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the worst part about the original video is that he's see-sawing her in the ass

[–]crashnburn753 75 points76 points ago

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You spelled "best" wrong.

[–]obsa 11 points12 points ago

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Her face confirms this.

[–]harrydorcas 3 points4 points ago

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Hahah! Well, I think that is what they call the "Helicopter Style". As long as you are not doing it with a chicken, I won't mind :).

[–]Whybanme 47 points48 points ago

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All i could think was circus music during this.

[–]Iceberg_Sim 35 points36 points ago

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I was thinking the Benny Hill theme myself.

[–]Paublo1 14 points15 points ago

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Try listening to the Highlander soundtrack. Every track works.

[–]Iceberg_Sim 7 points8 points ago

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"Here we are....born to be kings, we're the princes of the univeeeeeerse!"

[–]Paublo1 8 points9 points ago

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Here we belong, Fighting to survive, In a world with the darkest powers,

[–]teasmuggler 1 point2 points ago

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"...it also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor, next to his own severed head. A head which at this time has no name."

[–]badmonkey0001 1 point2 points ago

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Damn you too.

[Addendum: Really scares me how well that one works.]

[–]badmonkey0001 2 points3 points ago

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Damn you both.

[–]Appare 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus Christ, man. I just laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe. Thanks for the heart attack.

[–]DagNasty 5 points6 points ago

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Someone add Guile's theme to this

[–]BrendanFraser 1 point2 points ago

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Now go home and be a family man!

[–]Araucaria 1 point2 points ago

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You're probably thinking of Entrance of the Gladiators by the unfortunately-named Julius Fucik.

[–]Mukwic 1 point2 points ago

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Or Yakety Sax.

[–]RanksUrLawls 1 point2 points ago

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75.

[–][deleted] 175 points176 points ago

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So I used to work at a grocery store as a cashier. A man and his wife (who quite large folks) came through the line and mentioned something to me about doing "the helicopter". I stood there quietly and they both laughed and said I wouldn't understand til I was older. Little did they know, they were talking to a teenager who had seen practically every "wtf" thing on the internet to that date and was now picturing them ass naked accomplishing these crazy feats of acrobatics. It was actually quite impressive, I just wish I had the balls to congratulate them.

[–][deleted] 128 points129 points ago

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For a lot of males, 'the helicopter' just means swinging your dick around in circles. Not too bad either...

[–]Dr_HL 132 points133 points ago

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"to impress a chick, do the helicopter dick"

[–]arcrinsis 77 points78 points ago

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to impress dudes, just jiggle your boobs

[–]SolKool 43 points44 points ago

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to impress dudes, just boobs

FTFY.

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[–]kainator 4 points5 points ago

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To impress Lady Gaga that is.

[–]CZtheDude 34 points35 points ago

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Someone I know hid in a bathroom stall in his high school after the day's last class. He jumped out and helicoptered the shit out of his wiener in front of a cleaning lady when she went in there to clean. She went hysterical and had to take two weeks off on a sick leave.

He was suspended for a while.

[–]debaser11 2 points3 points ago

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Did she press charges?

[–]CZtheDude 3 points4 points ago

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I don't think so, not that I heard of. He was 14 or something at the time and one of the worst pranksters around. I'm having a little hard time believing that this incident alone led to a grown woman taking two weeks of sick leave; perhaps she was just fed up with all the crazy kids/pranks in high school or something.

[–]acepiloto 1 point2 points ago

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I've always referred to that as the windmill.

[–]moistmoistrevolution 1 point2 points ago

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Meatspin

[–]paralacausa 7 points8 points ago

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You're thinking of the helicockter

[–]mrhorrible 1 point2 points ago

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Ha-

There's also this (sfw) breakdancing move. Three of my friends used to do it in highschool. I'm sure we looked like the guys in this video. Though, they'd actually get it to go, and sustain it for a while. Got them kicked out of the sophomore semi-formal I believe.

[–]Uncle-Jemima 55 points56 points ago

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Jeez, spice it up a bit...

[–]tetshi 26 points27 points ago

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[–]Merlas 3 points4 points ago

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OMG thats hilarious!

[–]thesorrow312 60 points61 points ago

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WHAT IS THIS? PORN FOR ANTS?!

[–]RandomStringofWords 155 points156 points ago

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SUPERMAN DAT HO!!!

[–]SpaceMantis 52 points53 points ago

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So that's what he was talking about...

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 117 points118 points ago

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Nope. A superman is where you cum on the back of their neck and put a sheet on top so it dries and they wake up with a cape.

[–]SpaceMantis 209 points210 points ago

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...wake up?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]inmate2 98 points99 points ago

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He left out the crucial first step where you beat them unconscious.

[–]dmsheldon87 51 points52 points ago

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Nice try, Chris Brown.

[–]rollinca 17 points18 points ago

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I prefer to start with a forceful donkey punch.

[–]ceejiesqueejie 19 points20 points ago

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This has actually happened to me.

[–]jaxspider 18 points19 points ago

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PROCEED

[–]beachwood23 17 points18 points ago

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AMA request: someone who's been donkeypunched.

[–]tothemacks 10 points11 points ago

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Oh my god, what?

[–]nuxenolith 1 point2 points ago

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"Donkey punch is a slang term for a fictitious sexual practice supposedly performed during doggy style sex, particularly anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner on the back of the head or in the lower back to make the receiving partner's anal or vaginal passage tense up, thus increasing the pleasure of the penetrative partner. In fact, there is no reflex in humans that would cause such tensing in response to a blow on the head, although striking a partner on the back of the neck or head could cause severe, even lethal injury."

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 13 points14 points ago

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It helps if they are asleep...otherwise you run into the tricky half superman, half bucking bronco.

[–]StuporCollider 5 points6 points ago

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He's right. Don't let them wake up.

[–]Lopkop 73 points74 points ago

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That's it, I'm trying sex with socks on next time.

[–]spritle6054 43 points44 points ago

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Keeps your toes nice and warm while your feet are in the air doing the roflcopter.

[–]JacobMHS 1 point2 points ago

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It actually helps get you off.

[–]cyberfinger 54 points55 points ago

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I bet she's loving it, "ok, ok, ungh, ooo - kay, ungh, ok..."

[–]sashimi_taco 23 points24 points ago

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Yeah.... that would probably hurt a lot. Novelty sex positions are great to try once, at most.

[–]funkengroovin 14 points15 points ago

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Giving her the ol whirlibird...

[–]cashd 28 points29 points ago

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its called the "ROFLCOPTER"

http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=roflcopter

You're welcome.

[–]MonopolyLlama 22 points23 points ago

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Nothing about that looks pleasurable.

[–]jkohatsu 37 points38 points ago

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[–]gl77 7 points8 points ago

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The fuck did I just watch?

[–]nate81 5 points6 points ago

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The fuck you did just watch.

[–]Moylander 1 point2 points ago

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His doo-rag is really a nice touch.

[–]DidntREAD420 13 points14 points ago

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I tried this just hours ago.. I went to twist I slid out and off the side to meet the dirty clothes beside my bed. She had no clue what I was going for and when I failed she decided she was done with the sex for the time. ><

[–]cavolt 102 points103 points ago*

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related NSFW

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[–]letterb4c 40 points41 points ago

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get a long, great what? penis?

[–]Chromogenic 4 points5 points ago

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YTMND: When memes took effort

[–]koenigvoncool 1 point2 points ago

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There is a subreddit for YTMNDs. I've even heard that Max, creator of the YTMND, is on here.

[–]kilibrium 22 points23 points ago

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Holy fuck, this scared the shit out of me.

[–]AyleiDaedra 6 points7 points ago

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It was fucking loud, right?

[–]CelebornX 7 points8 points ago

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No, his mom was raped by a Cirque du Soleil performer.

[–]whoacolors 21 points22 points ago

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Glad to see they used proper athletic shoes for this maneuver.

[–]Paublo1 57 points58 points ago

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The music made this gif. Can't stop laughing.

[–]Kestralotp 23 points24 points ago

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You'll be pleased to know that the song is Ghost Love Score by the symphonic metal band Nightwish from their album "Once."

[–]ceejiesqueejie 3 points4 points ago

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Nightwish! Hot damn I haven't listened to them in years!

[–]psiphre 1 point2 points ago

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they don't exist anymore :(

[–]Volpethrope 1 point2 points ago

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Listen to their newest album, Imaginaerum. Came out like two months ago. It's excellent.

[–]twitchygecko 17 points18 points ago

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I am in no way proud of how long I just watched that

[–]Aisha11 9 points10 points ago

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Thanks. I'm sat in a studio with 8 huge speakers around me, set at quite a high volume. I was unprepared for that music.

[–]G_Julius_Caesar 10 points11 points ago

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Ladies and gentlemen: a gif with sound

[–]guyhersh 4 points5 points ago

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Welcome to YTMND.

[–]tinyelefants 5 points6 points ago

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This is exactly what I was hoping it was.

[–]Burned_Kitties 8 points9 points ago

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what the actual fuck?

[–]astrosurf 1 point2 points ago

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My ears... :(

[–]FrankelBerry 8 points9 points ago

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holy god my vagina hurts watching him do that 180 spin. i hope that poor girl was well prepared for that shit

[–]alrightwtf 7 points8 points ago

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Hardest I've laughed all day.

[–]greenet 7 points8 points ago

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That guy squished his balls so bad when he helicoptered.

[–]envirochick_cr 6 points7 points ago

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Really? Socks ON?

[–]BelBivDeBro 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, why leave your socks on? I've never heard a satisfactory answer.

[–]fartuckyfartbandit 6 points7 points ago

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Just told my wife to find a babysitter and some back medicine because I just learned how to have sex the right way. She did 15 backflips.

[–]Pixlr 16 points17 points ago

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The girl is probably like "oh yeah...oh..oh... WAIT WHAT THE FUCK??

[–]GrandChawhee 15 points16 points ago

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As a small woman, I don't think I'd be able to support his weight and he'd probably break his dick mid-spin.

[–]bergenco 31 points32 points ago

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I keep thinking of this

[–]smittyline 13 points14 points ago

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I don't understand the picture.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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Get your hands out in front of you. Now point them at each other so your middle fingers touch at the tip. Turn your left hand so that it's palm side up, and make sure your right hand is palm side down. Now bend your middle fingers to 90 degree angles. Bring your hands together so they lock nicely. Now waggle your fingers so you look like a retard.

[–]Kanin 16 points17 points ago

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Shhh... that was very sensitive information in the playground.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Your index finger and ring finger on one hand should line up with the ring finger and index finger respectively. Then slide towards each other. If its a problem with your middle fingers, each should bend 90 degrees towards your palm.

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[–]shoryukenist 5 points6 points ago

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everyone hates you now.

[–]KoolCat13 7 points8 points ago

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That was my first time seeing anything like that. I'm kind of impressed.

[–]bsp209 5 points6 points ago

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Difficulty 9/10 Execution 10/10

[–]discountair 4 points5 points ago

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That is the number one best gif ever made.

[–]cormega 2 points3 points ago

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anyone have the video?

[–]KhalilRavanna 5 points6 points ago

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[–]I_hart_Sqwerls 1 point2 points ago

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Ha ha pretty sure Tim and Eric directed that music video.

[–]Cleaver2000 3 points4 points ago

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If I ever have kids and need to explain sex to them, this gif will be useful.

[–]redsunglasses 1 point2 points ago

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I saw a live sex show in Amsterdam and was surprised at just how limber the performers were. They did many moves akin to these. I was not turned on, just highly impressed. Also, many acts humped to the beat of Rammstein.

[–]ANewAccountCreated 12 points13 points ago

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How much cocaine does one need to do to pull such a maneuver off?

[–]threefs 29 points30 points ago

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If he was on cocaine the most impressive thing about this would be that he was hard.

[–]ceejiesqueejie 15 points16 points ago

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You have obviously never tried cocaine.

[–]bigmeech 2 points3 points ago

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"you're doing it right" please stop saying this

[–]resolutionz 2 points3 points ago

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I think he's been reading Cosmo.

[–]Pearce12321 2 points3 points ago

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Ladies and Gentlemen. The Internet!

[–]kyspeaks 2 points3 points ago

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I believe he uses Old Spice.

[–]hoss7071 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't like it much at first. Then I realized I was just jealous because I know my fat ass can't pull this off... after accepting that, this is pretty damn amazing!

[–]mythicalmick 3 points4 points ago

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Sauce?

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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man i want my bf to try this

[–]snuff_film_director 76 points77 points ago

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If he doesn't want to, just give me a call

[–]Wargall 64 points65 points ago

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Coming from snuff_film_director...what could go wrong

[–]spegeddy 1 point2 points ago

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At least he will get workers comp if something does go wrong.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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LOL will do

[–]blunt_person 12 points13 points ago

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Might want to look up "SNUFF" first.

[–]douchebagertons 8 points9 points ago

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She's 12. She should know what that is by now.

[–]VorpalWalrus 43 points44 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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yup! looks sexy and fun lol

[–]the1000yardboner 34 points35 points ago*

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[–]Schnix 1 point2 points ago

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That's a whole new interpretation of the helicopter dick.

[–]levilamp 1 point2 points ago

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me and my friends had the dvd of this. we called it "the seal man"

[–]Xuber 1 point2 points ago

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Slow Clap

[–]NoCreativityYo 1 point2 points ago

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I want some of his cocaine.

[–]gloomdoom 1 point2 points ago

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I call this move 'The Injured Seal.'

[–]jbourne 1 point2 points ago

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This is Micky Yanai, aka "The Helicopter Man" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micky_Yanai

[–]afganistanimation 1 point2 points ago

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this is by far the funniest thing I've seen all day, thanks!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Why, god, WHY is that woman just lying there?! Get away, woman!

[–]BeefyStevey 1 point2 points ago

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This is so absolutely incredibly old. I remember seeing the video for this back on the IGN forums back in 2004. Good times...

[–]Danielo944 1 point2 points ago

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The Helicopter?

[–]shatonyourface 1 point2 points ago

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TO IMPRES A CHICK DO THE HELICOPTOR DICK DO THE HELICOPTER DICK!

[–]HeyMissMurder 1 point2 points ago

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ME SPINSTA!

[–]wtfamiwatching 1 point2 points ago

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IAMA request: A woman that has experienced this.

[–]phis6 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of that scene in the movie A Chinese Torture Chamber. http://videodead.blogspot.com/2011/02/chinese-torture-chamber-story-1994.html?zx=8e3644158e0c41ef NSFW

invincible wheel

[–]joooowan 1 point2 points ago

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i would probably give my gf a blackeye from kicking her

[–]CocoaFang 1 point2 points ago

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This is even better than the Helocopter. What do we call it? Water pump?

[–]4r10r5 1 point2 points ago

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plank that ass

[–]planet_rob 1 point2 points ago

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Uh.........socks?

[–]HavanAle 1 point2 points ago

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Do a barrel roll!

[–]98PercentChimp 1 point2 points ago

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Ah yes. The ol' helicopter see-saw trick. Gets em' every time!

[–]skippy_dero 1 point2 points ago

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360 quickscope brah. So legit

[–]Chilisoup 1 point2 points ago

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Keep the moves, lose the socks

[–]Cannybelle 1 point2 points ago

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Is it bad that I wasn't surprised that the people were Japanese? Or worse, half expecting them to be Japanese when I figured the link would be to a sex video involving something strangely awesome?

[–]nehilium 2 points3 points ago

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is that kim-jong il in his younger years?

[–]playlikechampions 1 point2 points ago

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[–]playlikechampions 3 points4 points ago

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[–]y2kh8r 1 point2 points ago

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I believe that the guy's name is "helicopter man"... used to be a lot of short, grainy clips of him floating around on Kazaa or Napster.

[–]mitchrodee 1 point2 points ago

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I doubt I look nearly this silly when I perform this move on m'lady.

[–]SmellsLikePoor 1 point2 points ago

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I'm amazed by the amount of people who haven't seen this before.