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[–]MinneapolisNick 158 points159 points ago

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You need to diversify your bonds, nigga.

[–]GeneralWarts 77 points78 points ago

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Wu-Tang Financial ™

[–]srg717 10 points11 points ago

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"Cash rules everything around us. Invest today."

[–]snacksident 9 points10 points ago

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B ONE AZE

[–]urinal-cake 2 points3 points ago

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For whatever reason, your comment reminded me of Old Glory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wy_EUn5bQ0

But then again, your username was not read in my mind, as it appears on the screen.

[–]derp_patrol 3 points4 points ago

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His comment should have reminded you of the original video.

[–]urinal-cake 5 points6 points ago

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I think it was because Chapelle's show was a glimmer of hope in a dying sketch comedy onslaught brought on by SNL.

Save us WKUK.

[–]Wu_Tang_Clan 3 points4 points ago

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Truth!

[–]HideousInfant 0 points1 point ago

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TRIUMPH

[–]AHSfutbol 1 point2 points ago

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Invest in some nuclear bombs.

[–]wutangclanthug9mm 0 points1 point ago

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This is always the top comment on wu tang themed posts.

[–]LeonardoFibonacci 55 points56 points ago

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That's much tamer than what I find in unmarked folders on my computer.

[–]TheBernSupremacy 15 points16 points ago

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Same. I try not to open any "New Folder"s in my computer when I'm not alone. =/

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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NEW FOLDER!

[–]giveitago 6 points7 points ago

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UNTITLED!

[–]froasian 0 points1 point ago

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for me it's anything named 'aaa', because when you create a new folder it's demanding that you rename it.

If I see a 'bbb' then that just means 'aaa' has a lot of stuff in it already

[–]TheBernSupremacy 0 points1 point ago

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What happens when you get to 'x' ?

[–]yearz 4 points5 points ago

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I usually name my porno folder "notes" because seriously, who suspects "notes"? I save my notes in a file named "Cum on her face"

[–]giveitago 4 points5 points ago

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You should rename everything porno. Dazzle camouflage.

[–]Aetir 0 points1 point ago

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I've started named my files really shocking things. My ~100GB harddrive of music is called Horse Porn. I feel like a title like that will lessen the blow of whatever's actually in there. Like oh, at least it wasn't actually horse porn.

Then again, who actually saved porn to their harddrive anymore?

[–]TheBernSupremacy 0 points1 point ago

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I used to only stream my porn... but then we got a hurricane last year and I lost interwebnetz access for a week. So now I have a few back ups.

I feel a little old school, but then again, I also keep Playboys in my guest restrooms.

[–]Aetir 0 points1 point ago

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You've got to have quality reading material while you poop, no arguments here.

[–]dog_in_the_vent 24 points25 points ago

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What exactly does an "unmarked" folder look like?

[–]Caddy666 32 points33 points ago

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he means his porn folder.

[–]dog_in_the_vent -2 points-1 points ago

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Why would that be in a porn folder?

[–]ZachChaos 22 points23 points ago

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Heck, I masterbate to anything Wu-Tang

[–]THANE_OF_ANN_ARBOR 11 points12 points ago

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Even to the lyrics of Method Man?

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss

[–]johns2289 7 points8 points ago

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and keep feeeeeeedin you. and feeeeeeeedin you.

[–]ZachChaos 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, and especially this.

I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser, just your nuts laying on a fuckin dresser and bang dem shits with a spike-fucking-bat.

[–]NinjaSkillz810 2 points3 points ago

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”POW!”

[–]yearz 6 points7 points ago

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Stupid twitter girl: "Wu Tang can torture me ALL night LOL"

[–]DiscoDmitri[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I find that incredibly hot, actually.

[–]trex88 16 points17 points ago*

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sorry but i think you got that on your computer from reddit

[–]jimtwo 7 points8 points ago

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...and THIS is how reposts happen

[–]mwvalenti 21 points22 points ago

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"Ain't" should be in the middle frame.

[–]gstatty 8 points9 points ago

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"Straight from the motherfucking slum that's busted

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit"

[–]GernBlanstonInLove 4 points5 points ago

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Protect Ya Neck!

[–]yianstrDAmonstr 0 points1 point ago

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The RZA, The GZA, Old Dirty Bastard!

[–]Dumbledorable 6 points7 points ago

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"I'll fuckin. I'll fuckin pull ya fuckin tongue out ya fuckin mouth and stab that shit with a rusty screwdriver... BLAAAAAAH!"

-In Russel's fat lisp.

[–]poktanju 2 points3 points ago

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This was shortly before Russel got race drafted to the Whites.

[–]dickmiller 2 points3 points ago

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Are you sure the folder wasn't marked "Things from Reddit that I can repost later"?

[–]DiscoDmitri[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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I've only been on Reddit for two months. I'm pretty sure this has been around longer than that, or I would have remembered it.

[–]SirRosie 5 points6 points ago

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I never got why there was that second pic in this sequence. It reads as "Wu Tang Clan..........ain't nothin to fuck with!" Why the pause?!

[–]Erfeo 1 point2 points ago

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The bird thing looks like their emblem I think

[–]inmate2 7 points8 points ago

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Upvote for not saying "found this gem in an unmarked folder"

[–]CFSBrawl 1 point2 points ago

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You should consider giving your Temporary Internet Files folder a name.

[–]kankamio 1 point2 points ago

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Are you sure that folder wasn't labeled "shit i saw on reddit, and will use to repost at get karma"?

[–]blueshirt21 1 point2 points ago

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Can somebody please photoshop Kim Jung Un doing this?

[–]wutangclanthug9mm 1 point2 points ago

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I'll fuckin... i'll fuckin lay your tongue out on the dresser and stab the shit wit a rusty screwdriver

[–]wutangclanthug9mm 1 point2 points ago

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I'll fuckin lay ya nuts out, just ya nuts and bang that shit wit a spiked fuckin bat

[–]Thrashed 0 points1 point ago

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I'll fucking... I'll fucking sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you.

[–]Raineman 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Eogris 1 point2 points ago

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Wu tang is for the children.

[–]Bencool 0 points1 point ago

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The CIA agrees

[–]Gravyness 0 points1 point ago

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Do you really want me to believe you found an entirely pre-made funny comic on a lost folder?

[–]Bazy0 0 points1 point ago

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Wu-Tang bats all in the sky

[–]pennyarcade 0 points1 point ago

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Shuf the fuck up please

[–]terreann 1 point2 points ago

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YEAH! SHUF YOUR MOUTH GUY!

[–]SpringInJapan 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, this repost.

[–]Athene_Wins 0 points1 point ago

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Found this in an unmarked folder on my computer. It needs to be reposted. [FIXED]

[–]brosenfeld 0 points1 point ago

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It's all about the killer bees.

[–]jimkelly 0 points1 point ago

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why? its not old, hard to find, or funny

[–]biggi3talls 0 points1 point ago

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This picture has been printed and posted on my wall for years. True story. http://imgur.com/KfMFV

[–]insertcoolscreenname 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe you "found" it on your computer because you put it there.

[–]chingyduster 0 points1 point ago

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Second frame I read as "prrrrr"

[–]smendeZ328 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap holy fucking crap made laugh sooo hard I woke up my parents and they sleep on the opposite side of the house!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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How the fuck do you unmark something on a pc?

[–]TrueAmurrican 0 points1 point ago

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Unmarked folder?! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY???

[–]tokidokey -1 points0 points ago

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I wish I could give this five upvotes

[–]snorecalypse -1 points0 points ago

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Quick, to the frontpage! This image totally made my day.

[–]elliotthegreat -1 points0 points ago

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tiger style...

[–]kirbypuckett -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]GernBlanstonInLove 1 point2 points ago

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=vv=

[–]mccscott -3 points-2 points ago

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So sayeth the FBI

[–]Durzo_Blint -2 points-1 points ago

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Holy shit, for a second I thought I made this. I made a similar one I sent to a friend over a year ago.

[–]ImADouchebag -4 points-3 points ago

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Ain't nothing to fuck with? So it is something you fuck with?

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[–]JustRelax 0 points1 point ago

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Diarrhea*

[–]ninmax42 0 points1 point ago

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...i don't understand