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[–]string97bean 18 points19 points ago

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That hurts just to look at.

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[–]string97bean 10 points11 points ago

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I take it you have never chewed a piece of tinfoil.

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[–]Lord_Nuke 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I've chewed foil a bunch of times because people mentioned that it hurts. Never got that result. Stopped trying because people at work didn't like me taking the foil off their lunches in the fridge.

[–]RadioactiveHam 8 points9 points ago

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You need to have fillings.

[–]BloodSpillXXT 5 points6 points ago

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Don't they also need to be metal fillings?

[–]RadioactiveHam 6 points7 points ago

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Yep, it basically makes a battery in your mouth which stimulates the nerves.

[–]Lord_Nuke 0 points1 point ago

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OH! Ok. That explains it. I've never had a cavity. Guess I just chewed foil like a sucker.

[–]stronglikedan 1 point2 points ago

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For me, it's more like a series of very unpleasant electric shocks that send chills up and down my spine. I do have fillings, as RadioactiveHam mentions below, so that may be necessary.

[–]found314 1 point2 points ago

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[–]goodwillblunting 15 points16 points ago

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Steeeeve Perry!

[–]I_Joe_Cooper[S] 8 points9 points ago

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Dude, you said no more Journey psych outs...

[–]Skinnj 4 points5 points ago

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And I should've been goooone

[–]Rumple-FapSkin 3 points4 points ago

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This is probably one of my favorite lines in the movie and I have no idea why. I still randomly bust out the Steeeeeeve Perry! psych-out and then of course have to follow it up with this and then no one knows what I'm talking about.

[–]I_Joe_Cooper[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I quote the entire movie verbatim, and still no one ever understands the references. One day, I'll find the female out there that loves BASEketball as much as I do. Until then.... foreveralone.gif

[–]green__plastic 7 points8 points ago

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As a lady who is obsessed with all Parker/Stone movies,... I'm telling you, it's jobs. You gotta get a job. Then you get the khakis. Then you get the chicks.

[–]I_Joe_Cooper[S] 3 points4 points ago

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No woman has ever said that to me... I think I'm in love.

[–]green__plastic 6 points7 points ago

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I love ya, always have!

[–]I_Joe_Cooper[S] 4 points5 points ago

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CLEAR!

[–]green__plastic 3 points4 points ago

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Probably my favorite scene in the whole movie.

Damnit man, I'm trying to save an innocent LIFE!

[–]I_Joe_Cooper[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Quick, where are those little heart paddles? The ones George Clooney uses.

[–]SubtractionAddiction 2 points3 points ago

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Dude, I'm running out of ideas!

[–]I_Joe_Cooper[S] 0 points1 point ago

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You should've been gone

[–]Rumple-FapSkin 3 points4 points ago

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Upvote cause baseketball

[–]Irate_Hobo 4 points5 points ago

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Man I love this movie. I've forced everyone I love, like, and even despise to watch this movie. "Look out ahead theres a truck changing lanes" Trey Parker is great.

[–]I_Joe_Cooper[S] 2 points3 points ago

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"And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away, unless you start using topical cream every day."

[–]copulat0r 1 point2 points ago

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even if some guys tryin to blackmail you, and your girlfriend thinks you suck!

[–]I_Joe_Cooper[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Watch out ahead, there's a truck changing lanes.

[–]copulat0r 1 point2 points ago

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holy fuck, i just noticed your username!

[–]I_Joe_Cooper[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Haha I was waiting for someone to say something. Took 50 comments, but you finally got it. Congratulations!

[–]NewDrekSilver 3 points4 points ago

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You feel like eating aluminum foil?

[–]inthrees 2 points3 points ago

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One of the few movies I bought. On VHS, no less.

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 2 points3 points ago

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To this day I hold that the plate-spinning dwarves is the best psyche-out ever, in the history of anything.

[–]SupALupRT 1 point2 points ago

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I liked the one where he had a tshirt with himself screwing the dudes wife personally.

[–]justrozz 2 points3 points ago

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Ouch.

[–]silentsighs493 1 point2 points ago

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i just drooled and gagged. damn you

[–]morrito 1 point2 points ago

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I expected something life changing to happen for about 5 minutes...then I remembered the title had religion in it.

[–]diodeforjustice 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fetissipenkki 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I think its mostly annoying to religious people. Nobody likes to be proved wrong.

[–]Gonomed 3 points4 points ago

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Just as annoying as people on Reddit argueing about religion

[–]JBurrows_ 0 points1 point ago

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r/HIFW

[–]annaftw 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god.

[–]itrollulol 0 points1 point ago

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To the many people who don't have shitty metal fillings (or any fillings for that matter) chewing tin foil hurts people with shitty metal fillings.

Which, judging by the large number of upvotes, is a lot of people on reddit. Weird.

[–]Souske22597 0 points1 point ago

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You feel like angrily chewing on a price of tin foil? Interesting...

[–]AnswersWithAQuestion -1 points0 points ago

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Why have I still not seen Baseketball?!

[–]I_Joe_Cooper[S] 5 points6 points ago

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I don't want to downvote you, but someone needs to teach you a lesson for not having seen this movie.

[–]Shcuf 1 point2 points ago

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I was also about to downvote, but then I noticed the username.

[–]AnswersWithAQuestion -1 points0 points ago

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:)

[–]tscott4derp 0 points1 point ago

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How to speak San Franciscan......Vagina!

[–]I_Joe_Cooper[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Oh come on, that wasn't a gay joke, it was an Australian joke!

[–]YourMumAtYourHouse -1 points0 points ago

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But you just have to post it here. Fuck off back to facebook.