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[–]CoffinRehersal 442 points443 points ago

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You should probably stop flashing your genitals at babies.

[–]wabbit82 32 points33 points ago

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[–]trickninjafist 1 point2 points ago

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nice!! like to edit

[–]klieber 7 points8 points ago

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Yep, doing so is definitely a dick move.

[–]xyzornat 41 points42 points ago

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Aaaaaaand, we have a winner.

[–]BeerSnob 96 points97 points ago

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Aaaaaaand, we have a weiner.

[–]graveybrains 23 points24 points ago

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I like where this went.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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I like you.

[–]foraday 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Raptorace22 3 points4 points ago

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I like where this is going.

[–]thumper242 103 points104 points ago

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I was once on a train from Bangkok to my home at the time in Chachoengsao. Super crowded train, hot as hell, standing room only, and me (6'5", big bushy goatee, 250 lbs) in my kilt.

An old Thai woman eyes me hard for an hour, stopping her stare every now and then to huddle and whisper to the gaggle of ladies she had with her. I smiled and tried to look as friendly as I could, but likely looked just as uncomfortable as I felt.

The train began to come to a stop and people began to stand up and shuffle around, including the old lady. In the shuffle she stood up, we met eyes, and she lifted my kilt up to have a look. I was wearing it proper, so she, all of her gaggle, and anyone looking that was at the time got an eyeful of hairy white cock-n-balls.

She dropped the kilt, we met eyes, she smiled, I smiled, her gaggle giggled, and they stepped off the train.

Hands down the best kilt story I have gathered with a kilt hanging from my waist.

[–]isoprovolone 19 points20 points ago

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What a gentleman! You made her day, I'm sure.

[–]MobileD 52 points53 points ago

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I'm going to go start lifting up girl's skirts. If they get angry, they obviously aren't a proper lady.

[–]thumper242 6 points7 points ago

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Hey all seemed quite amused, that is for certain.

[–]bloodwrage 3 points4 points ago

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Those cold Bangkok nights...

[–]thumper242 5 points6 points ago

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I never experienced any nights under about 75 while I was there.
There are no cold Bangkok nights. :)

[–]spikeyfreak 18 points19 points ago

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My wife is Thai, and I pictured her mom while reading this.

[–]thumper242 4 points5 points ago

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Hah!

[–]punkdigerati 9 points10 points ago

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I'm glad I'm not the only one that refers to a group of girls as a gaggle

[–]FaCubeItch 6 points7 points ago

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Fun fact: a group of lesbians is known as a lick!

[–]thumper242 11 points12 points ago

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It seems like the right term.
Grouped together they often sound like a bunch of geese.

[–]teasnorter 10 points11 points ago

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What were you doing wearing a kilt in bangkok?

[–]thumper242 20 points21 points ago

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Why not?
It was hot and humid.
The ventilation felt nice.

[–]sparklyteenvampire 1 point2 points ago

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If I ever move back to Bangkok, I'll be sure to bring one.

[–]Hafnium 15 points16 points ago

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There's a joke there somewhere.

[–]Geminii27 4 points5 points ago

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...ever been to DragonCon? There's at least one webcomicker armed with a leaf blower who goes kilt-hunting...

[–]gaurdro 1 point2 points ago

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I've had my kilt blown by said person. it was quite refreshing on a 95+ day.

[–]sparklyteenvampire 0 points1 point ago

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Do a lot of people wear kilts at DragonCon? Is this a thing?

[–]zombietrooper 2 points3 points ago

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One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

[–]X019 3 points4 points ago

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I always wear underwear with mine. But the only time I'm wearing mine is for highland games, so it's kind of a necessity.

[–]LorasTyrellBaratheon 29 points30 points ago

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My high school marching band wore kilts and whenever we traveled places people always thought they were being original by jokingly (sometimes jeeringly) asking if we were wearing anything underneath our "skirts".

"Wanna see?" always shut them up.

[–]scrofunk 11 points12 points ago

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It really does, I own one as well and get asked it all the time. I go with "Check, I don't mind" and it normally stops. I do sometimes have those people that do....

[–]Sad_Homo_Moment 47 points48 points ago

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Sorry, I was curious...

[–]Patmewully 12 points13 points ago

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The username makes it so right

[–]scrofunk 2 points3 points ago

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No need to apologize, if you are going to go for it go for it. You have my permission already, don't back down once you have the spotlight.

[–]Happy_Homo 4 points5 points ago

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Well in that case...

[–]scrofunk 0 points1 point ago

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Hey there Mr. Happy ;)

[–]PastBlaster 0 points1 point ago

I remember times in middle school where I went through the same thing

[–]DrinkinBluntss 4 points5 points ago

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What if they actually did? How would you react?

[–]jook11 0 points1 point ago

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Laugh.

[–]scrofunk 0 points1 point ago

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To be honest? I wore boxers when I wore it to classes for various presentations and I did have a few actually look in those situations, so it was no big deal.

If I was wearing it natural, I probably would still not really care and let them check; I am a fairly non-shy person.

[–]DrinkinBluntss 0 points1 point ago

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That's awesome.

[–]Fight4Light 0 points1 point ago

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Where did you go to school? In my school marching bad we wore kilts and we were the only school around to do that.

[–]LorasTyrellBaratheon 0 points1 point ago

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Somewhere in NC...

[–]Fight4Light 0 points1 point ago

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Oh that's cool. Not my school though. I went to school in southern California. And drawing from the context of the "..." you'd rather not have social interaction so I'm sorry for bothering you.

[–]LorasTyrellBaratheon 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry, I didn't mean it to come across that way. I was just going to be very surprised if someone from my high school was on here, given the type of small southern town I grew up in.

I loved our uniforms. We were known for being a very good band and we were obviously instantly recognizable wherever we went. Marching band is what I miss most about my high school days.

[–]metalmartyr 66 points67 points ago

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Probably more like this.

[–]Whybother553 43 points44 points ago

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I was expecting the "That's a penis!" .gif

[–]searingsky 6 points7 points ago

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[–]PCsNBaseball 24 points25 points ago

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Why'd you link us to FunnyJunk? ಠ_ಠ

[–]searingsky 57 points58 points ago

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because I'm an asshole

[–]elint 3 points4 points ago

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That reversed version just isn't as funny as the original.

[–]DrDWayneLove 21 points22 points ago

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I always feel so sorry for that poor kid. I know what it's like to be scared by the internet.

[–]Crimyote 48 points49 points ago

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[–]RIP_Opus 22 points23 points ago

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NO!

[–]zombiehipster 11 points12 points ago

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Not this time, Crimyote.

[–]Bananabuoy 7 points8 points ago

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Love it!

[–]all_the_sex 8 points9 points ago

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"Worse, her hair was a mess"

How is that worse than having fucked-up joints?

[–]mehrman 7 points8 points ago

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I know that URL off by heart..

[–]Sad_Homo_Moment 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, I tattooed it so that I would remember the pain.

[–]greenvelvetcake 4 points5 points ago

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It's amazing how fast you learn to recognize certain links and associate them with NO, FUCK NO.

[–]Man_with_the_Fedora 4 points5 points ago

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Upvote for the heart-rate spike, that's saying a lot coming from me.

[–]Produent 4 points5 points ago

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God DAMNIT.

[–]brawlin_bert 3 points4 points ago

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click click click

[–]cannedmath 2 points3 points ago

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Ahah htis one dosn't scare me anymore. Are there any others, btw?

[–]harshguy 1 point2 points ago

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DA FUCK!?

[–]3rd_degree_burn 1 point2 points ago

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You son of a bitch.

[–]Frorida 5 points6 points ago

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What is it, I don't want to click it, I have nervous bowel syndrome?!

[–]systemjolt 5 points6 points ago

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It's a Korean comic that shows a woman with a bloody face. I'm not sure if this one does it, but some of them scroll down automatically whilst emitting a loud clicking noise and show her running towards your screen all scary like. I read it once but mine didn't have the automatic scrolling, so it was not scary. Sad day.

[–]Frorida 3 points4 points ago

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Wow, that sounds "shit-a-pant" scary, I won't be clicking that. So d'you mean as soon as the site opens it starts playing?

[–]xiaorobear 4 points5 points ago

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No, it gives you the ability to scroll through it like a normal comic... and then takes control during the scary bits.

[–]Frorida 1 point2 points ago

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Does it look absolutely normal before the scary bit?

[–]Sad_Homo_Moment 5 points6 points ago

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If I could graph it, yes. It's like creepy, then "HOLY FUCK KICK THE MONITOR!"

[–]xiaorobear 2 points3 points ago*

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It's not like it's out of the blue; it's intended to be a scary comic, set at night and all. It's just a very effective one. IMO it's worth seeing, just as a cool example of digital technology wrapping you into the artist's work in a way that was previously impossible.

[–]systemjolt 4 points5 points ago

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Not that I know of. I think the first two pages or so are normal comic and you get that suspenseful feeling of, "Oh shit, something's going to happen on the next page!" and you click 'Next' only to have the next page continue at a pants shittingly fast pace. The involuntary movement and the fact that you KNOW something is coming makes you cry like a bitch I think.

[–]Frorida 3 points4 points ago

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I hate crying like a bitch, I won't be clicking that then.

[–]greenvelvetcake 1 point2 points ago

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Haha I never even got to the running part - the second her head turned around with that crk crk crk noise I shut the window.

[–]AdmiralJowlins 2 points3 points ago

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It's a comic that scrolls down automatically during the spooky parts, making it look animated. It makes me jump, and I used to film horror movies.

[–]Frorida 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to send it to my friends without viewing it myself.

[–]AdmiralJowlins 1 point2 points ago

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Careful they don't send you something worse. Good luck to you and your bowels.

[–]Frorida 0 points1 point ago

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If they send me something I'll ignore it, thanks.

[–]3rd_degree_burn 2 points3 points ago

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It's sunshine and puppies. Just kidding, this'll warp your mind. It's a comic with jumpy parts and creepy sounds.

I feel alive now though. You should see it, really.

[–]Frorida 2 points3 points ago

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I don't want to, I might poop myself.

[–]Quantumform 4 points5 points ago

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Watch it AT the embassy, not a mile away.

[–]Frorida 0 points1 point ago*

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AH I SEE WHAT YOU DO! How did you know I had seen that post, despite the fact that it was pretty popular.

[–]Quantumform 0 points1 point ago

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I could feel it in my bones

[–]LimpNoodle69 1 point2 points ago

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Its very unexpected and got me sooo good, I don't typically do scary, so this shit was a fucking nighmare. I got to the last panel (couldn't tell it was the last one) and it took me a few minutes before I finally manned up to continue, I feared there was going to be more :(

[–]Frorida 0 points1 point ago

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I absolutely hate scary, I prefer scaring others, the reaction does it for me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Peed my pants a little

[–]Manimal33 0 points1 point ago

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Damnit.. New to this one and it made me jump. Now everyone at work thinks im a pussy.

[–]Leafar3456 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. i remember this!

[–]Joemonkey 0 points1 point ago

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First time I ever read this comic was via alienblue on my iphone so I had no idea wtf the big deal was about it

[–]curvy_lady_92 0 points1 point ago

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NO. GOD NO. NOT AGAIN.

[–]TheGoomba 0 points1 point ago

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God damnit

[–]DrDWayneLove 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you.

[–]Crimyote 0 points1 point ago

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U mad bro?

[–]lrdwnstnrk 0 points1 point ago

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Ow! My heart!

[–]floydenstein 5 points6 points ago

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[–]DrDWayneLove 21 points22 points ago

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FREEEEEEDOM

[–]thepickupbear 6 points7 points ago

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Needs a /gonewild post of the actual kilt lifting.

[–]ohwolfman 6 points7 points ago

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A few years back, me and several scooter riding mates were at a rally in Cleveland. I'm the only gay dude in the bunch. We're at a pub, knockin' a few back when a few beautiful girls stumbled in. All my kilted friends couldn't stop staring; me? Just kept drinking my beer.

One pretty blonde comes up to me and asks what's under my kilt. Before I could respond, she drops to her knees, throws her head under my kilt and starts blowing me. After 15 seconds she comes up, kisses me on the cheek, smile and takes off. My mates were pissed that the gay dude got the blowjob from the blonde, and I was highly flattered. (and no, not aroused at all.)

[–]lizardom 18 points19 points ago

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you should then lift women's skirts and see what happens.

[–]Crimyote 18 points19 points ago

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Same look but on the woman's face.

[–]coniferous1 6 points7 points ago

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Oh, the double standard. It Burns.

[–]Marcellus_Wallace_ 14 points15 points ago

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Has it ever one first prize?

[–]sidepart 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Marcellus_Wallace_ 5 points6 points ago

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Wow. Just, wow.

[–]sidepart 2 points3 points ago

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What. Is that not what you were talking about?

[–]Marcellus_Wallace_ 1 point2 points ago

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It is lol, I meant that the 3rd post I make on reddit is a $#@#ing error.

[–]Snarkstorm 1 point2 points ago

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WOW you say? Loud music Inbound

[–]Marcellus_Wallace_ 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha makes me wanna play again.

[–]planty 0 points1 point ago

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That was awesome!

[–]jaxspider 12 points13 points ago

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I'll just leave this here. /r/ReactionGIFs.

[–]caldric 10 points11 points ago

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That's one of the most aggressive acts of leaving I've ever seen.

[–]lightafluidsamwich 1 point2 points ago

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I know what I'm doing for the next couple hours. THANK YOU.

[–]ilovecornflake 4 points5 points ago

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I always make sure to sport a semi demi in these situations.

[–]lexarqade 34 points35 points ago

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I would imagine it's more like this.

[–]lexarqade 104 points105 points ago

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Also, I'll save people the trouble of posting the reversed gif, as well.

[–]Ronaldinho10 21 points22 points ago

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that was genius

[–]totallywontstabyou 41 points42 points ago

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No, that's a penis.

[–]flobbaddobbadob 8 points9 points ago

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Something about you makes me trust your judgement.

[–]SnufflesTheAnteater 2 points3 points ago

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Read your name as "totally wants to buy you"

[–]Ronaldinho10 0 points1 point ago

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touché

[–]dizzyfingerz3525 4 points5 points ago

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this one always makes me giggle.

[–]Ronaldinho10 0 points1 point ago

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people posted the reverse one anyway even tho you put it up first and didn't get as many up votes

[–]MrTemple 4 points5 points ago

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Every kilt wearer always has an answer or two prepared for The Question

My favourite, which the ladies love is: "How warm are your hands?"

Gents, if you're even close to being on the fence, go for it, get a kilt. The birds love it.

[–]CussCuss 4 points5 points ago

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Kilt stories? Yay.

Only ever worn it once at my brothers wedding as my dad is scottish and most of my mums family is. At weddings we had an official photographer of course and also a camera that gets passed around just for random shots throughout the night. I don't really remember much about the specific shots, but a group of us flicking through them afterwards just like party, party, party, 'upskirt' of my hairy arse and balls.... very much a similar reaction.

Was actually wearing boxers as it was a hire kilt, but that didnt really help much.

[–]photolove8 2 points3 points ago

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You must go to CMU.

[–]Luke_Hero 2 points3 points ago

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[–]bumjubeo 1 point2 points ago

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I never understood that honestly. People ask and I say "yes, I'm wearing it properly", they still insist on verifying themselves. FYI you're just going to get a face full of balls....

[–]RustingKnight -2 points-1 points ago

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The whole wearing it "properly" thing is a myth, the first time I was going to wear a kilt I asked my dad if I really wasn't supposed to wear underwear and he said "don't be so stupid, of course you are"

[–]jungletek 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, well if your Dad says so...

[–]RustingKnight -1 points0 points ago

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He was born in Scotland from parents who were themselves born in Scotland and have no relatives born outside of Scotland other than me and my brother. Also Scottish.

[–]jungletek 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't mean to sound like I was questioning your father's heritage. It was more just a subtle jab at you referring to your dad as if everyone knew him and his story.

[–]RustingKnight -1 points0 points ago

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It didn't sound as though you were, you couldn't have known. Anyway, my whole family says it's a myth and one of our family jokes is "How do you tell a true scotsman? Lift up his kilt" obviously meaning the reverse of what most people would

[–]jungletek 1 point2 points ago

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I know what I meant. You're welcome not to believe me.

I don't fucking care.

[–]JBHUTT09 6 points7 points ago

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Came for Willie. Was disappointed.

[–]prewfrock 1 point2 points ago

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Your not that guy with the huge wang are you? That has been running around showing his junk off for years? If so, I have some friends who have taken picks of you showing your shit.

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[–]Thel_Odan 1 point2 points ago

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I own a kilt with my family's tartan (Clan MacDonald) and I wear it on formal occasions. Even when I'm at a rather classy event, I still get people trying to flip up my kilt. I have since started wearing shorts so I don't get people looking like scared babies.

[–]Stormdancer 5 points6 points ago

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What I don't get is... what are they expecting?

"Tee hee, is he nak.. OH MY GOD HE IS! AUGH!"

If you didn't think so, why did you look? If you DID think so, why did you look?

[–]ListenToNestor 1 point2 points ago

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The spectrum of titles that this gif has appeared under is mind blowing.

[–]chwilliam 1 point2 points ago

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There was a group of guys in kilts last year when I was at Carnival in Sitges. Gotta say the fact they were wearing underwear was a major disappointment.

[–]thetardcore 1 point2 points ago

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As a bagpiper, I can relate.

[–]Siltheas 1 point2 points ago

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It's the eternal struggle of the Scotsman: we must endure the wandering of many a hand. :P

[–]Wavemanns 1 point2 points ago

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I wore a kilt to my sisters wedding in Scotland. It was mainly the native little old ladies that tried to lift my kilt all night.

[–]diddly-ploop 3 points4 points ago

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What the fuck is Carnaval?

[–]sinedup4 9 points10 points ago

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The Brazilian festival preceding Lent. Its like Mardi Gras, except sexier because Brazilians.

[–]sharkstun97 1 point2 points ago

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It's not only celebrated in Brazil, it is celebrated all over the Caribbean and other places as well

[–]sinedup4 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, but there its called carnIval!

[–]sharkstun97 2 points3 points ago

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Or Mashramani

[–]sinedup4 1 point2 points ago

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TIL! Thanks!

[–]fattywinnarz 16 points17 points ago

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Carnaval? What're you doing out of /r/netherlands , damn it?

[–]ugg116 0 points1 point ago

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it belongs to /r/cologne or something like this more likely

[–]Jamaicaman90 -1 points0 points ago

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Spain too. Basically all across Europe it seems. Just this weekend I did my first bull run!

[–]Pigalle 0 points1 point ago

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Feel that breeze.

[–]jbird123 0 points1 point ago

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Hey dude, let me go on your shoulders for a bit?

Uh no way man

[–]matrixrory 0 points1 point ago

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change the last M to a lower case m...

[–]dapf 0 points1 point ago

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What kind of disease do you have? Is it that awful to watch?

[–]violetnightshade 0 points1 point ago

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What is a carnaval for giggles?

[–]UnoDosMoltres 0 points1 point ago

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That's exactly how I reacted to the title of this post ಠ_ಠ

[–]THEDEADNOISE 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Stormdancer 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this darn GIF so many times... but this may be the best caption yet.

[–]rodsaysgo 0 points1 point ago

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thats what my baby did when he saw your baby too

[–]repocode 0 points1 point ago

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That's also how I reacted last night when the dryer buzzed loudly while I was reading a book on the toilet.

[–]R34LiSM 0 points1 point ago

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You forgot the part where the baby starts laughing again after he sees your junk.

[–]PoliticalTheater101 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny how most people don't realize people don't tend to wear underwear with their kilts.

[–]woofwoofboom 0 points1 point ago

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Ooooh it's one of those "Scottish" kilts

[–]blachie 0 points1 point ago

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This made me piss myself, watched it for twenty minutes

[–]loganfergus 0 points1 point ago

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standard weekend in Scotland.

[–]Battlesheep 0 points1 point ago

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Well, what do you expect? There's nothing special under there, its just a penis

[–]hawk25 0 points1 point ago

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I' be seen the original video... With the mom sneezing and the baby gets scared. I think that's the one.

[–]limlik -1 points0 points ago

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You stole my mirth at the original video to make me laugh at this.

[–]jaystewart2 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Stares_at_walls -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you. This is undoubtedly the best .gif ever made (I'm being 100% cereal)

[–]30percentAlpaca 0 points1 point ago

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Have you seen the original video? It's hilarious. The best one, imo, starts at 0:41

[–]deflective -1 points0 points ago

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shock from seeing a vag on someone with a beard?

[–]sparklyteenvampire -1 points0 points ago

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[–]ugg116 -2 points-1 points ago

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upvote for carneval

[–]bestbeforeMar91 -2 points-1 points ago

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Scottish kilt. This is how experts do it. You seize the language to frame the debate. Otherwise it would be difficult trying to defend a bunch of men deciding to wear plaid skirts with knee highs in public and exposing themselves.

[–]Frank_The_Hyena 5 points6 points ago

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Kilts are very specifically tartan, not to be confused with "a plaid" which is worn over the shoulder.

[–]reaverdude -2 points-1 points ago

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lol

[–]i-make-robots -2 points-1 points ago

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I've never heard of Carnival for Giggles. Is this some scottish version of Carnavale in Rio? Is Giggles sick with a debilitating disease? Is there some other kind of kilt - like, say, welsh - that I've never heard of?

TL;DR: the OP title is a grammatical atrocity

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[–]Frank_The_Hyena 9 points10 points ago

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Americans are not Irish.

[–]tmc_throwaway 3 points4 points ago

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[–]rexxfiend 1 point2 points ago

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Havers.

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[–]Crimyote 9 points10 points ago

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No. Carnival you fucking juggalo fuck.

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