How people react when lifting my Scottish kilt during carnaval for giggles

CoffinRehersal · 6 months

You should probably stop flashing your genitals at babies.

thumper242 · 6 months

I was once on a train from Bangkok to my home at the time in Chachoengsao. Super crowded train, hot as hell, standing room only, and me (6'5", big bushy goatee, 250 lbs) in my kilt.

An old Thai woman eyes me hard for an hour, stopping her stare every now and then to huddle and whisper to the gaggle of ladies she had with her. I smiled and tried to look as friendly as I could, but likely looked just as uncomfortable as I felt.

The train began to come to a stop and people began to stand up and shuffle around, including the old lady. In the shuffle she stood up, we met eyes, and she lifted my kilt up to have a look. I was wearing it proper, so she, all of her gaggle, and anyone looking that was at the time got an eyeful of hairy white cock-n-balls.

She dropped the kilt, we met eyes, she smiled, I smiled, her gaggle giggled, and they stepped off the train.

Hands down the best kilt story I have gathered with a kilt hanging from my waist.

LorasTyrellBaratheon · 6 months

My high school marching band wore kilts and whenever we traveled places people always thought they were being original by jokingly (sometimes jeeringly) asking if we were wearing anything underneath our "skirts".

"Wanna see?" always shut them up.

metalmartyr · 6 months

Probably more like this.

DrDWayneLove · 6 months

FREEEEEEDOM

thepickupbear · 6 months

Needs a /gonewild post of the actual kilt lifting.

ohwolfman · 6 months

A few years back, me and several scooter riding mates were at a rally in Cleveland. I'm the only gay dude in the bunch. We're at a pub, knockin' a few back when a few beautiful girls stumbled in. All my kilted friends couldn't stop staring; me? Just kept drinking my beer.

One pretty blonde comes up to me and asks what's under my kilt. Before I could respond, she drops to her knees, throws her head under my kilt and starts blowing me. After 15 seconds she comes up, kisses me on the cheek, smile and takes off. My mates were pissed that the gay dude got the blowjob from the blonde, and I was highly flattered. (and no, not aroused at all.)

lizardom · 6 months

you should then lift women's skirts and see what happens.

Marcellus_Wallace_ · 6 months

Has it ever one first prize?

jaxspider · 6 months

I'll just leave this here. /r/ReactionGIFs.

ilovecornflake · 6 months

I always make sure to sport a semi demi in these situations.

lexarqade · 6 months

I would imagine it's more like this.

MrTemple · 6 months

Every kilt wearer always has an answer or two prepared for The Question™

My favourite, which the ladies love is: "How warm are your hands?"

Gents, if you're even close to being on the fence, go for it, get a kilt. The birds love it.

CussCuss · 6 months

Kilt stories? Yay.

Only ever worn it once at my brothers wedding as my dad is scottish and most of my mums family is. At weddings we had an official photographer of course and also a camera that gets passed around just for random shots throughout the night. I don't really remember much about the specific shots, but a group of us flicking through them afterwards just like party, party, party, 'upskirt' of my hairy arse and balls.... very much a similar reaction.

Was actually wearing boxers as it was a hire kilt, but that didnt really help much.

photolove8 · 6 months

You must go to CMU.

Luke_Hero · 6 months

Original incase anyone wanted to know.

bumjubeo · 6 months

I never understood that honestly. People ask and I say "yes, I'm wearing it properly", they still insist on verifying themselves. FYI you're just going to get a face full of balls....

JBHUTT09 · 6 months

Came for Willie. Was disappointed.

prewfrock · 6 months

Your not that guy with the huge wang are you? That has been running around showing his junk off for years? If so, I have some friends who have taken picks of you showing your shit.

[deleted] · 6 months

Or like this

Thel_Odan · 6 months

I own a kilt with my family's tartan (Clan MacDonald) and I wear it on formal occasions. Even when I'm at a rather classy event, I still get people trying to flip up my kilt. I have since started wearing shorts so I don't get people looking like scared babies.

ListenToNestor · 6 months

The spectrum of titles that this gif has appeared under is mind blowing.

chwilliam · 6 months

There was a group of guys in kilts last year when I was at Carnival in Sitges. Gotta say the fact they were wearing underwear was a major disappointment.

thetardcore · 6 months

As a bagpiper, I can relate.

Siltheas · 6 months

It's the eternal struggle of the Scotsman: we must endure the wandering of many a hand. :P

Wavemanns · 6 months

I wore a kilt to my sisters wedding in Scotland. It was mainly the native little old ladies that tried to lift my kilt all night.

diddly-ploop · 6 months

What the fuck is Carnaval?

ugg116 · 6 months

Carnaval? What're you doing out of /r/netherlands , damn it?

Pigalle · 6 months

Feel that breeze.

jbird123 · 6 months

Hey dude, let me go on your shoulders for a bit?

Uh no way man

matrixrory · 6 months

change the last M to a lower case m...

dapf · 6 months

What kind of disease do you have? Is it that awful to watch?

violetnightshade · 6 months

What is a carnaval for giggles?

UnoDosMoltres · 6 months

That's exactly how I reacted to the title of this post ಠ_ಠ

THEDEADNOISE · 6 months

Did this happen? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhemqBJdn54

Stormdancer · 6 months

I've seen this darn GIF so many times... but this may be the best caption yet.

rodsaysgo · 6 months

thats what my baby did when he saw your baby too

repocode · 6 months

That's also how I reacted last night when the dryer buzzed loudly while I was reading a book on the toilet.

R34LiSM · 6 months

You forgot the part where the baby starts laughing again after he sees your junk.

PoliticalTheater101 · 6 months

It's funny how most people don't realize people don't tend to wear underwear with their kilts.

woofwoofboom · 6 months

Ooooh it's one of those "Scottish" kilts

blachie · 6 months

This made me piss myself, watched it for twenty minutes

loganfergus · 6 months

standard weekend in Scotland.

Battlesheep · 6 months

Well, what do you expect? There's nothing special under there, its just a penis

hawk25 · 6 months

I' be seen the original video... With the mom sneezing and the baby gets scared. I think that's the one.

limlik · 6 months

You stole my mirth at the original video to make me laugh at this.

jaystewart2 · 6 months

reminded me of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhemqBJdn54

Stares_at_walls · 6 months

Thank you. This is undoubtedly the best .gif ever made (I'm being 100% cereal)

deflective · 6 months

shock from seeing a vag on someone with a beard?

sparklyteenvampire · 6 months

Oh, I bet I know how they react.

ugg116 · 6 months

upvote for carneval

bestbeforeMar91 · 6 months

Scottish kilt. This is how experts do it. You seize the language to frame the debate. Otherwise it would be difficult trying to defend a bunch of men deciding to wear plaid skirts with knee highs in public and exposing themselves.

reaverdude · 6 months

i-make-robots · 6 months

I've never heard of Carnival for Giggles. Is this some scottish version of Carnavale in Rio? Is Giggles sick with a debilitating disease? Is there some other kind of kilt - like, say, welsh - that I've never heard of?

TL;DR: the OP title is a grammatical atrocity

Frank_The_Hyena · 6 months

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Crimyote · 6 months

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funny

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