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[–]stpedro 140 points141 points ago

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Lets see here, he's actually not doing too badly:

1) Eyes level with text? Check

2) Neck bent slightly, head nearly straight? Check

3) Shoulders down, arms relaxed? Well, one shoulder is down and he certainly looks relaxed

4) Hands and wrists straight? Yep, we can't fault him there...that right wrist is straight as an arrow

5) Feet and lower back supported? Very much so, no stress on feet. Back supported by ground.

[–]Fallafel_Friez 131 points132 points ago

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Not also to mention, his laptop is getting some insane airflow in that position as well.

[–]w1ll1amz 20 points21 points ago

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First thing I thought of.

[–]therealjag 7 points8 points ago

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Impossible to fap tho unless left hand can be utilised...

[–]zHellas 11 points12 points ago

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Good thing I'm left handed.

[–]xaronax 12 points13 points ago

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Hi-five!

(Not with fapping hands.)

[–]Dark_Rain_Cloud 3 points4 points ago

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WITH fapping hand!

[–]xaronax 1 point2 points ago

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Oh alright. It's not gay if our hands don't intertwine I guess.

[–]Menzlo 2 points3 points ago

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who can't do this?

[–]theonegreatx 21 points22 points ago

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People without left hands.

[–]Menzlo 5 points6 points ago

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touche

[–]MooBaloo 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know about you, but my left hand works fine.

[–]almikez 0 points1 point ago

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his blanket already looks wet if you look close......

[–]alrightwtf 3 points4 points ago

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I'd rather not

[–]Dark_Rain_Cloud 0 points1 point ago

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The awesomeness of speciel adaptation.

[–]ginja_ninja 0 points1 point ago

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If you fap with your right hand, how the fuck do you use your mouse?

[–]NinjaSkillz810 -1 points0 points ago

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Just flip over on your left side.

[–]xebo 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, I had to track this picture back to one of my original reddit submissions.

I present, The Recliner

[–]henryhendrixx 0 points1 point ago

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That's exactly how I'm sitting right now.

[–]danjiro2 -1 points0 points ago

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just get a laptop bed tray

[–]Ccccao 11 points12 points ago

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[–]DrewpyDog 1 point2 points ago

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I saw the original, but now seeing it again, I just noticed the UCF Knights rug on the floor. Go mediocre sports team at an over populated school!

[–]DemonMuffins 10 points11 points ago

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[–]viscence 2 points3 points ago

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O_O I've finally found something I'm doing RIGHT!

[–]Klosu 34 points35 points ago

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I swear to God this IS repost from last week. Can't find link to prove it tho... :(

[–]aznscourge 25 points26 points ago

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Someone posted this picture, and the kid in it was their "friend"

[–]cheami 7 points8 points ago

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I posted the picture last weekend. It truly was my friend.

[–]aznscourge 0 points1 point ago

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ah ok, wasn't sure because people actually do that

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[–]aznscourge -1 points0 points ago

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nope, just suggesting that maybe op originally lied and used friend as a way of hoarding karmas

[–]Zeake 11 points12 points ago

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Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/pm4ee/how_my_friend_browses_reddit/

My friend took this pic of another friend. We don't know the OP though

[–]cheami 1 point2 points ago

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True.

[–]meeps 2 points3 points ago

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I just saw this post on tumblr. So embarrassing. For me and the post.

[–]BadJerk 5 points6 points ago

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This is what happens to me, when i try to sit at a computer... http://i.imgur.com/XuTq4.png

[–]Bayonetta 10 points11 points ago

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How to sit on a computer would be our next lesson. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3266/2540518665_2042e7cfae.jpg Nigga please

[–]Clsjajll 13 points14 points ago

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Everything is funnier the second time around!

[–]WimzicalStranger 3 points4 points ago

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Wait... Why is there a milk carton in this picture?

[–]jeffprobst 5 points6 points ago

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Obviously for someone so lazy that would be the piss jug.

[–]aalluri7 1 point2 points ago

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that is distilled water

[–]Dralun 1 point2 points ago

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Drinking distilled water is never a good idea...

[–]skediddlehopper 0 points1 point ago

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He uses it for shaving.

[–]Dralun 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it. Do people somehow use distilled water for shaving?

Edit: Also, why would he keep it in the corner of what appears to be a living room? I probably missed a joke here or something...

[–]skediddlehopper 0 points1 point ago

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Some people do if their water is hard and they use decent supplies.

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[–]rcxdude 6 points7 points ago

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well, very pure water will screw up your electrolyte balance because it draws them out of your body via osmosis. It's not hugely problematic but it's bad if you're exercising or in hot weather because you can overhydrate yourself which produces very similar symptoms to dehydration.

[–]daschande 8 points9 points ago

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brb, buying Brawndo.

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[–]ShamedFace 0 points1 point ago*

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When you live in a hot&/humid environment (during excercise/work in particular) it is common to drink significantly high amounts of water which will flush out allot of salt especially if its distilled water, overhydration in this case can cause paralysis because the body is excreting to much sodium.

So perhaps it is best if all water contained some % of Electrolytes and minerals.

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[–]spleendor 0 points1 point ago

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Hi I live on the sun will this affect me

[–]ShamedFace 0 points1 point ago

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It's a very rare thing and probably not really worth mentioning but yeah, has happened.

there certainly isnt enough of a difference between average water and distilled to make any contribution i was just thinking water in general.

[–]ViagraSailor 0 points1 point ago

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Also, it can more easily become tainted.

[–]delabass 0 points1 point ago

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No nutrients.

[–]Dralun 0 points1 point ago

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Multiple reasons, I guess. There's the fact that you get electrolytes from the water that hasn't been distilled. Then there's that osmosis thing that people used to talk about, but I'm not certain that was true.

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[–]Dralun 0 points1 point ago

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Well, that's why I said, "I'm not certain that was true." :P

[–]IntroductoryAluminum 0 points1 point ago

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To remember that "missing" stripper he picked up a while ago

[–]jzzmsndwch 3 points4 points ago

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at least hes browsing reddit

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You can't just sit at a computer, you need to create a comfortable battle station. Laptop in prime position for viewing and reducing screen glare, seating position so one is reclined, back comfortable with enough room to move the ass if it becomes numb. Beverages within arm length, food stock nominal-high at all times. Ease of access to nearest exit in case of bathroom emergency. Also enough room is needed to maneuver hands to fap-time.

[–]nickdude77 2 points3 points ago

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For some reason i instinctively sit like this With my back slightly hunched and my wrists on the desk. Dont ask why, there's plenty of legroom and my floor is most definitely not a pool of lava. I just dont get it.

[–]Signore 5 points6 points ago

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By chance, do you happen to also be extremely pale and for some reason never choose to wear socks or other footwear?

[–]nickdude77 0 points1 point ago*

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Quite pale, wear socks when possible. Sometimes a shortage.

I feel like i'm being laughed at. What's the joke? :(

[–]Oodava 0 points1 point ago

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I sit like this too, what's the joke?

[–]mcilrain 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Oodava 0 points1 point ago

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...shit.

[–]mcilrain 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone who has read/seen the manga/anime will make that connection instantly.

[–]nickdude77 0 points1 point ago

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TIL perching = being japanese :) That is exactly how i sit though.

[–]mcilrain 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think that's it, as the other characters (which are Japanese) were perturbed by the way he sat.

He's just weird, he also grasps objects oddly.

[–]nickdude77 0 points1 point ago

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Elaborate on "grasps objects oddly"? I know i should just read/watch it :P You've got me interested.

[–]mcilrain 0 points1 point ago

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Holds pieces of paper from the top of the page, rather than the bottom.

[–]nickdude77 0 points1 point ago

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I do that if what i want to read is landscape...

[–]mighty_panders 5 points6 points ago

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It increases the bloodflow to your brain by 30%!

[–]mcilrain 1 point2 points ago

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It improves your deductive ability!

[–]nickdude77 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mcilrain 1 point2 points ago

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It's one of the more prominent mannerisms that this guy has.

[–]nickdude77 0 points1 point ago

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Oh snap i'm gonna get hate if i'm wrong.

Is that the guy from Naruto? If it buys me less hatred, my hairstyle isn't too dissimilar from that.

[–]mcilrain 1 point2 points ago

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Haters gonna hate.

He's a character from Death Note.

[–]nickdude77 0 points1 point ago

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I get it now :d Thanks.

[–]it_was_on_QI 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Azerothen 3 points4 points ago

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Unless you're playing an intense fifty minute long game of Starcraft, in which case all of the above is abandoned, you slowly slide to the floor and your chair becomes further away from your body as you play. Or is this just me?

[–]Opolious 1 point2 points ago

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I don't need anyone to tell me how i sit on a computer.

[–]philintheblanks 1 point2 points ago

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I do that.

[–]xCJRx 1 point2 points ago

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They forgot to mention wearing Converse sneakers.

[–]jeffthedecider 1 point2 points ago

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I noticed that too. Nice product placement!

[–]asshopo 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly, his laptop overheated. With the laptop on it's side, it will cool down.

[–]ross_man 1 point2 points ago

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[–]vanilllaa 1 point2 points ago

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aww, I'm so happy I'm not alone in this :))))))))

[–]Ccccao 1 point2 points ago

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LMFAO i wouldnt think this pic would show up. I gotta share this to my friends and brother. Which took the picture.

[–]sociomaladaptivist 1 point2 points ago*

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My computering posture was always counterintuitive, and just plain weird to outsiders. For example: I set my chair fairly high and propped one leg up on the desk like this. Over time, I became more flexible as I decreased my chair height without knowing. Now I can place my foot behind my head and it is most definitely because of my strange office posture. Another unintentional exercise that I sometimes did without even realizing was a plank supported by the chair and the desk like this.

[–]doesnt-get-jokes 1 point2 points ago

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This seems like it should be funny, but, frankly, I just don't get it...

[–]convenientbox 0 points1 point ago

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There was a pic like this before but I can't find it, it was drawn, anyone know where to find it?

[–]dontbrainer 0 points1 point ago

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so..outlaw!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ok if he has a wirelessmouse and its sitting on its side where is the usb plugged in at?

[–]mighty_panders 1 point2 points ago

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Bluetooth?

[–]Ausssomesauce 0 points1 point ago

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lololol?

[–]misterraider 0 points1 point ago

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I actually do sit the recommended way. Not intentionally, I just find it comfortable.

[–]Ericarto24 0 points1 point ago

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Way to repost someone elses photo

[–]Bluedemonfox 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this on a firends Facebook before it was on Reddit. I'm disappointed. :(

[–]FuckKarmaAndFuckYou 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I do too because while watching porn I fuck my blanket laying on my side.

[–]ravia 0 points1 point ago

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The fact is that that kind of seat has a gap between the back and the seat, and that gap may tend to be a bit higher than many realize. It is best to build in a back support with rolled up blue jeans wrapped in a towel, or some other material without too much spring/fluffiness, or there is a good chance that those really needing lower lumbar support will have this dip/gap at the lower back that won't get real support.

[–]Richie209 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else bothered by the fact he has that water jug so close to all those electronics? Oh the horror!

[–]Caddrel 0 points1 point ago

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Who else just spent 15 seconds adjusting their posture after clicking this?

[–]Lirvan 0 points1 point ago

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BBC on how to actually sit.

Leaning back is better for posture.

[–]iaccidentlytheworld 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else realize how terrible their browsing posture is?

[–]yakev724 0 points1 point ago

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bapestas? damn

[–]miX_ 0 points1 point ago

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Man.. my office desk needs to be about 2 feet higher.

[–]DrMonkeyLove 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, that first one is wrong. It's better for your back to have somewhere around a 135 degree incline. Sitting straight up is very hard on your back.

[–]Rae2733 0 points1 point ago

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This is totally my roommate.

[–]damn_fine_pie 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I see this, I sit up straight at my desk. And then, as time passes, I slump more and more until I see the post again.

[–]brokehopefulartist 0 points1 point ago

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is it just me or are his sheets wet?

[–]betterpc 0 points1 point ago

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True, very true.

[–]Shurikane 0 points1 point ago

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Just now, I realized I sit at my computer exactly like a jarl in Skyrim.

[–]KiwiYumYum 0 points1 point ago

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Laziness to that max. That's what's up!

[–]vanilllaa 0 points1 point ago

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Ive done that same :) what can I do?

[–]nekokun 0 points1 point ago

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He's THE Man! Surfing like a boss :D

[–]shadowray 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer using this HMD to browse reddit with.

[–]oOwls 0 points1 point ago

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I was trying to lower my chair so I could sit in eye level with my text, instead I found a way to lean the chair back, now I can lie down in my chair, sweet. Thank. You.

[–]Nekrosse 0 points1 point ago

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so who is in this position at this right moment?

[–]thebattlefish 0 points1 point ago

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lie down on pillow, rotate screen with ctrl+alt+arrow keys, watch sideways movies.

[–]Ajogaz 0 points1 point ago

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I'm bothered by the fact that there is no way you could use a mouse on that surface without being insanely annoyed.

[–]lizzzard01 0 points1 point ago

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..what is in that milk carton..? I hope it's water..

[–]Asmodiar_ 0 points1 point ago

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Neal?

[–]nebbish 0 points1 point ago

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In bed I rest my laptop on my shoulder and support it with one hand, leaving the other hand free to play with my penis

[–]h0ser 0 points1 point ago

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That is just disgustingly lazy.

[–]Kagee 0 points1 point ago

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That's how i sleep

[–]nosnegroj 0 points1 point ago

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I can't tell if he spilled water on his shirt when trying to take a swig from that jug in the background while in that position, or if he is just sweaty as shit.

[–]xebo 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I had to track this picture back to one of my original reddit submissions.

I present, The Recliner

[–]minja 0 points1 point ago

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for this very problem - rotateme.org

[–]Support_HOOP 0 points1 point ago

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Technically, the text you are reading should be slightly below your eye level

[–]Anticitizen-Zero 0 points1 point ago

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Reading this may shed some light on how to sit.

[–]zhaoseph -1 points0 points ago

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Thank god he didn't have an ipad that auto rotates...

[–]CottonStorm 1 point2 points ago

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You can't turn that off?

[–]DaveFishBulb 3 points4 points ago

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What's that, you want to alter a setting on an apple product? Away with you!

[–]koolkid005 0 points1 point ago

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You actually can turn it off though...

[–]Nipples_R_us -1 points0 points ago

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REPOST

[–]I_hijack_threads -1 points0 points ago

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CTRL + ALT + Right Arrow (win7).

[–]Cuseguy420 -1 points0 points ago

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UMMM CYA HARD DRIVE. He will be hearing a nice clicking sound tomorrow.

[–]sninapeters -2 points-1 points ago

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Funny how I posted this yesterday.

[–]wehaveawinner -2 points-1 points ago

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I think it would be much more effective if he just pressed Ctrl + Alt + → (right arrow)