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[–]SgtSloth 151 points152 points ago

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I like how they are wearing the same outfit. That's cute.

[–]prometheus1981 50 points51 points ago

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It must be their bowling uniforms.

[–]Judas_Clergyperson 11 points12 points ago

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Seems like something from Dog the Bounty Hunter.

[–]Vsx 17 points18 points ago

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The black wife beater shall henceforth be known as the wife milker.

[–]SenorFish 11 points12 points ago

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I only see a white wife beater

[–]TheFAJ 154 points155 points ago

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Smart guy, closed the door first. Cleaning spilled milk in the fridge is a pain in the arse.

[–]TheAceMan 186 points187 points ago

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Something tells me that guy isn't cleaning a damn thing.

[–]FluffyLion 14 points15 points ago

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In that case, he's the elusive Scumbag Good Guy.

[–]iaccidentlytheworld 41 points42 points ago

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When milk spills in the fridge, it becomes socially acceptable to cry over spilt milk.

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[–]AbasementPark 12 points13 points ago

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I like walking in the rain so nobody can see me crying.

[–]Captain_d00m 6 points7 points ago

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I live where it doesn't rain that much so I cry in the shower.

[–]jthei 2 points3 points ago

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[–]shamorshin 5 points6 points ago

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No, no no! You must use the one where the raindrop from the nose has been shopped out! It's too terribly distracting, sir.

[–]defguysezhuh 0 points1 point ago

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You, my friend, get an upvote for the Doctor Who reference

[–]foobarkid 1 point2 points ago

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Hello Mr Chaplin

[–]SimilarImage 384 points385 points ago

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3 months blklblsoty616 milk bukkake /r/WTF 4 22
4 months anonym0ose milk, it does a body WHAT THE FUCK here 34 124
6 months wootitsbobby Stop drinking from the FUCKING jug. /r/pics 6 25

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[–]fr3ddie 247 points248 points ago

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milk bukkake was such a better title.

[–]jackcatalyst 51 points52 points ago

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True but there is no way in hell I would click on something that said that.

[–]MaryAnne987 69 points70 points ago

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There's no way i WOULDN'T click on something that said that ;)

[–]prometheus1981 19 points20 points ago

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I'd fap to that title.

[–]Holden-Magroine 8 points9 points ago

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I did fap to that title.

[–]bearsnchairs 1 point2 points ago

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i fapped to you fapping to the title

[–]jmanreturns -1 points0 points ago

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I fapped to both of you fapping to that title

[–]Gigglesnuff 2 points3 points ago

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in fact it was the only thing i clicked in hope it was "similar but different"

[–]bacon_cake 0 points1 point ago

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Was the only reason I actually went back and waited for the gif to load.

[–]Ijustdoeyes 31 points32 points ago

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I think I love you.

Now why can't this be done when its submitted?

[–]zmansman17 2 points3 points ago

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Lesson of the day: Re-link your memes like you drink your milk:

In Moderation.

[–]ophelia_jones 2 points3 points ago

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Oh. I was going to say "While drinking from the milk jug, in front of the fridge, while someone innocently strolls up beside me with a faint glint in his eye." But I guess in moderation works too.

[–]itsrattlesnake 13 points14 points ago

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Don't care if it was repost, I've never seen it and I'll still upvote it if it's reposted again. Shit's hilarious.

[–]CaseyG 8 points9 points ago

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Seriously. Three months is past the statute of limitations for reposts.

[–]zoobiezoob 1 point2 points ago

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if it's worthwhile it should be reposted! Long live reposters!

[–]kloober -2 points-1 points ago

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Three months ago, who gives a fuck. Somebody put a time limit on this bot.

[–]RugerRedhawk[!] -1 points0 points ago

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Was it 2 fucking megabytes every time? Incredibly annoying.

[–]Did_it_hurt 8 points9 points ago

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Loaded instantly for me.

[–]RugerRedhawk[!] -2 points-1 points ago

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That's cool, I don't have a 16megabit downstream connection here at work unfortunately. Honestly a solution that would appease me would be if chrome would wait to display the image until it was fully downloaded, at least then I wouldn't have to watch it frame by frame the first time.

Going to install gifscrubber right now and see if it does the trick: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/gbdacbnhlfdlllckelpdkgeklfjfgcmp

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Open the gif in a new tab and don't look at it until it it's finished loading? That's what I normally do.

[–]RugerRedhawk[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Ah but you risk viewing it right at the punchline!

[–]mmhquite -2 points-1 points ago

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WHO FUCKING CARES, REPOSTS ARE PART OF REDDITS LIFE. guys, please report errors even if they aren't errors, and submit nothing but negative feedback. this is against the spirit of reddit tbh

[–]shadowray -4 points-3 points ago

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  • Dat Username

[–]chaos8803 18 points19 points ago

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This couple is awesome. They constantly prank each other.

[–]Kieroshark 14 points15 points ago

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Was this the couple where the dude that put like glitter in her car vents so that when she turned on the air conditioning she got a glitter storm?

If so, the dude usually did funny pranks, but her pranks seemed to come down to "kick him in the balls or hit him on the head when he wasn't expecting it"

If they are not the people I'm thinking of, can you provide a link for me?

[–]chaos8803 3 points4 points ago

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I think you're right, but at least there's some give and take with them. Most people though didn't seem to know that they go back and forth.

[–]LuckyBandito 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Kieroshark 1 point2 points ago*

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Ah okay, looks like some of her pranks have gotten much better. I take back some of what I've been saying.

Edit: Well... a few of them have gotten better. Not all of them. She shot him with a paintball gun from 3 feet away while he was naked and in the shower.... damn.

[–]ericdjobs 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah the one where she tricks him into thinking she cheated on him is pretty good.... he's like COME AT ME BRO lol

[–]Kieroshark 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed, lol. He was gonna kick that fellow's ass. It was made even funnier by the fact that the "head" had originally been used by him in a previous prank.

[–]Bored_At_Night 1 point2 points ago

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Glitter in car vents is funny. Other people are going to be laughing and have to ask her about it. Smashing a milk jug in her face in the comfort of a private home is kind of just being a dick. Now you just have to clean up milk.

[–]Kieroshark 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, I agree, total dick move. But that's different than what I'm talking about.

She would like ask him to fix something, wait till he gets down to fix it, then kick him in the nuts as hard as she could. This is hardly a prank in my book.

Plenty of his pranks were "dickish", but I don't remember seeing a single prank of hers where I thought "Lol, that was clever." Hers all simply involved causing physical harm to the guy when he wasn't expecting it.

[–]Troy_Davis 2 points3 points ago

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This should be near the top so people aren't all upset.

They do some pretty crazy shit to each other, this wasn't really one of the worst.

[–]TinyEarl 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, it was fun at first, but then their pranks became so ridiculously fake that it wasn't funny anymore.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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What a nice guy closing the fridge door first.

[–]dominickehoe 28 points29 points ago

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I watched this more than I should've

[–]nainalerom 33 points34 points ago

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Thank you for not writing "should of"

[–]skintigh 20 points21 points ago

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Yeah, that would of pissed me of, to.

[–]nainalerom 9 points10 points ago

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I see what you did their.

[–]Quantumform 7 points8 points ago

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Your both terrible at grammar.

[–]captainshat 11 points12 points ago

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*grammer

[–]doubleplusepic 4 points5 points ago

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And he was never seen again...

[–]Unconfidence 12 points13 points ago

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And now we await the x-post to r/SRS.

Hi guys, this is funny and not bigoted. If you're concentrating on this, you're wasting your time.

[–]GrieferSutherland -1 points0 points ago

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[–]DangerToDangers 21 points22 points ago

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Why are some people upset about this? If my girlfriend or a friend close to me did this to me I would laugh because I'm not an uptight asshole.

[–]Tokeli 21 points22 points ago

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Because he wasted milk and spilled it everywhere.

But you shouldn't drink from the jug anyway.

[–]Golden_orb 1 point2 points ago

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"No use crying over it" is what he said to her afterwards.

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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Because he wasted milk and spilled it everywhere.

Uh, I'm sure the laughs had from this is worth more than the $2 paid for that jug of milk.

[–]bestbeforeMar91 3 points4 points ago

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It's ok in private.

[–]srs_house 9 points10 points ago

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It'll make the milk spoil sooner by introducing bacteria via backwash.

[–]mynoduesp 2 points3 points ago

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That's why I keep my cow in the fridge.

[–]srs_house 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't tell that to PETA or HSUS, if I were you.

[–]mynoduesp 3 points4 points ago

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I don't like to brag.

[–]srs_house 0 points1 point ago

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I assume by brag you mean "get covered in paint/flour/other things easily thrown by protesters."

[–]Tokeli 0 points1 point ago

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It's okay if you don't share the milk with anyone, but still sorta gross.

[–]Bored_At_Night -1 points0 points ago

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If you're fucking someone regularly, why the shit would you care about drinking out of the bottle? Five minutes ago her mouth went from my crouch to my mouth. I'm going to give the slightest shit about her drinking from the same glass?

Same kind of stupidly unreasonable logic that has people freaking out about touching bathroom doors. You're missing the bigger picture.

[–]stromm -1 points0 points ago

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I'm married and I still don't want her backwash sitting in a jug of milk for hours till I get some.

Use a damn cup/glass.

[–]Bored_At_Night 1 point2 points ago

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Drinking out of a carton/bottle and knowing how to swallow before you lower the container are separate things. Your reasoning is not sound.

Also: fear of another person's saliva in one context and not in another is irrational. Unless you refuse to kiss your wife out of disgust for her mouth, you're being irrational. (Actually, barring outliers, you'd still be being irrational if you did that.)

[–]stromm -1 points0 points ago

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Swallowing before lowering has nothing to do with it. Closing your mouth before lowering does.

Nothing to do with a fear of their saliva, especially since I kiss her. However, all humans have bacteria in their saliva and that saliva can grow really quickly in milk, even in a fridge.

The "Don't drink out of the bottle" method is full-proof. Your method is not.

[–]Bored_At_Night -1 points0 points ago

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Repeating your statement does not make the reasoning any more sound. You are using fallacious reasoning to imply that an outcome dependent on a controllable second action makes the first action unsafe. No amount of stubbornness or rationalization is going to make you right. You can't say simply lighting a cigarette is bad for you, because it's entirely possible to light it and put it out without inhaling any of the smoke.

Nothing to do with a fear of their saliva, especially since I kiss her. However, all humans have bacteria in their saliva and that saliva can grow really quickly in milk, even in a fridge.

So, nothing to do with fear of saliva... But it does have to do with fear of saliva.

[–]guysmiley00 0 points1 point ago

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Don't be deliberately dense. He made a very clear point about bacteria.

Frankly, your position is the flawed one here. There's plenty of reasons to fear saliva in one context and not another. Ask a doctor about human bite wounds sometime.

You can't say simply lighting a cigarette is bad for you, because it's entirely possible to light it and put it out without inhaling any of the smoke.

Actually, no it isn't. You might not drag on the cigarette directly, but it's still burning in direct proximity to your face. You will inhale some of the smoke.

[–]Tokeli 0 points1 point ago

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Well I wouldn't want some gross fucking roommate drinking out of the milk. ಠ_ಠ Not everyone that lives together are fucking, dude.

[–]Bored_At_Night -2 points-1 points ago

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if you don't share the milk with anyone

Might want to pick your words more carefully then.

And the situation at hand is a couple, so nobody is talking about your roommates.

Better luck next time, champ.

[–]guysmiley00 0 points1 point ago

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That's really not for you to decide, is it? If you're sharing something with another person, and they don't like how you're using it, just unilaterally declaring that your conduct is "fine" is hardly a productive approach to the conflict.

[–]stromm -2 points-1 points ago

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She wasted the remaining milk by drinking from the jug anyway. That's just gross.

[–]stevesonaplane 2 points3 points ago

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If my friend did this to me, they better film it too.

[–]DZ302 2 points3 points ago

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Man, that's like an $8 jug of milk!

[–]Bored_At_Night 4 points5 points ago

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$8? Are you Australian? Worst I've ever seen milk for was $5.50 and that was in bum-fuck nowhere.

[–]DZ302 2 points3 points ago

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Canadian, we pay like $4.50 for a 2L (half a gallon), the Gallon jugs are like $8....It's so fucking expensive, I don't buy it for anything other than cooking, don't buy chocolate milk anymore either. You can pick up a 2L of Pepsi for $1.25 on sale though!

[–]kovu159 2 points3 points ago

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What? Where in Canada? A 4 L in Calgary is about $4.50, and it was about the same in Toronto last time I was there. wh

[–]DZ302 0 points1 point ago

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Halifax

[–]kovu159 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe the crazy prices are a maritime thing? I've only lived in BC, AB, and ON, and never seen milk over $5.00.

It's probably those crazy bags of milk you folks use out there. First they confuse you, then they raise your prices...

[–]Bored_At_Night 0 points1 point ago

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Does Canada import a lot of its milk?

[–]DZ302 0 points1 point ago

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No we don't, I'm not exactly sure why it's so high here.

This might shed some light: http://freeyourmilk.ca/

[–]Bored_At_Night 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like government taxes are being passed on to consumer or businesses are gouging (or both). But as that site says: average price is pretty much half that everywhere.

[–]nikniuq 0 points1 point ago

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$3 for 3 Litres in Australia.

Or $129.99 for 1 Litre from the servo...

[–]poop_sock 1 point2 points ago

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It's $3.38 a gallon here in bum-fuck Texas

[–]DZ302 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I pay more than that for half a gallon :(

[–]rollingthing 0 points1 point ago

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The only asshole in this situation would be the asshole wasting your milk and getting it all over you and your kitchen because they wanted to pull some high school prank which isn't even creative or funny in the least.

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[–]ZenStoner 5 points6 points ago

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jesus, you are such a giant pussy.

[–]guysmiley00 0 points1 point ago

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Dunno, but if that's a concern, it'd definitely be after you ripped your arm off trying to open the fridge door. When you're made of spit and tissue paper, such problems come with the territory.

[–]xBlackfox 2 points3 points ago

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looks like the beginning of a porn

[–]iLuVtiffany 13 points14 points ago

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Now clean it up!

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Douchebag move.

[–]I_Need_A_Beard 18 points19 points ago

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If you drink milk straight out of the jug, I'll pour the whole goddamn thing on you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Pouring it on somebody does not equal shooting it up their nose. Anybody drinks out of the jug - milk on the head is understandable. Up the nose, though? That's just fascism.

[–]ccd48 -5 points-4 points ago

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Totally. Why do you think she's still with him?

[–]dunkleheit 1 point2 points ago

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Use your hand to block of the right side of the screen so that you can't see the jug.

[–]FARGO_HOOKER 1 point2 points ago

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Oh you know, just filming my wife drinking milk. It's whatever. Whoa! something funny and unexpected happened!

[–]notahippie76 1 point2 points ago

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And that's why you always get a cup.

[–]comrade_leviathan 0 points1 point ago

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And leave a note.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit Earl!

[–]Opolious 4 points5 points ago

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That's what she gets for drinking straight out of the jug.

[–]Tokeli 2 points3 points ago

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That's what you fucking get if you drink from the jug. I wish there was a device that just automatically made the jug explode if you drank from it.

[–]anomynous 1 point2 points ago

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2 hicks, no cup

[–]65stang90crx 0 points1 point ago

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I bet it shot out her nose.

[–]bleedingme 2 points3 points ago

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White dragon.

[–]bricardo 0 points1 point ago

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All that pressure jet coming out of her nose...can't be healthy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Treat em mean, Keep em keen.

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 0 points1 point ago

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More ink than a Bic factory.

[–]TGBambino 0 points1 point ago

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I read that as get a CPU.

[–]brokehopefulartist 0 points1 point ago

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"If you thought that was a lot of milk in your face, wait till later tonight"

[–]nadim77389 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like a porno is soon to start hmm..

[–]molliepop351 0 points1 point ago

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Sadly my friend did this to me when I was drinking Ober Fizzy Drink! (Sold at a store near you)

[–]akuma_619 0 points1 point ago

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Then he made her clean up the mess

[–]cherrybomb666 0 points1 point ago

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Oh My God I can't stop watching...

[–]MisterLich 0 points1 point ago

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When I see people do this I stop drinking that gallon. Because they always end up getting a bit of spit or backwash in it and that just fucks up the taste.

Also it's just wickedly inconsiderate, they could be in the early stages of a contagious infection and not know it yet, transferring it to everyone who drinks from that milk later on.

[–]Bushdog 0 points1 point ago

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Photo Shop anyone please?

[–]shamoni 0 points1 point ago

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Can I just say that I saw this here a year or so ago and they had posted a youtube link back then. I found the girl very hot, and still do!

[–]Xxzx 0 points1 point ago

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I think this was in a porn video actually... Honestly the guy has a porn stache.

[–]LaszloB 0 points1 point ago

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At least she didn't leave the kitchen...

[–]Kieroshark 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HighHemplar 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant! Someone once did this to my milk to be funny and I didn't know how to react to it other than just laugh it off and later throw away the milk. But this, THIS is the way I should have handled that situation. Next time mother fucker...

[–]dsaavedra 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha this was hilarious!

[–]ben15 0 points1 point ago

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Brazzers.

[–]LeJoester 0 points1 point ago

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Another reason why woman should spend more time in the kitchen.

[–]Ca5bah 0 points1 point ago

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She's hot, I love girls with ink.

[–]fatguystrangler 0 points1 point ago

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Well this wouldn't happen if she would use a cup. I'd do that if someone went to drink my milk like that.

[–]reelmusik 0 points1 point ago

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Read title, look at gif, read title, look at gif, read title, look at gif: Maybe it doesn't mean central processing unit . . .

[–]Mugoombie 0 points1 point ago

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Brb, going to go be an asshole. On an unrelated note you look thirsty, want some milk?

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

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i'm doing it for the karma

[–]Doesnt-Get-Irony 0 points1 point ago

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What a dick...

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yep. not funny.

[–]Trapline 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if they get black tank tops in bulk? Might get a discount through their tat guy.

[–]Talarot -1 points0 points ago

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i think it is too cute when women dress the same as their men

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[–]Sophismistic 1 point2 points ago

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holy shit! got some sand in your vagina, bitch?

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[–]MrMastodon 1 point2 points ago

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Surely prank more available in Canada. Drinking out of the bag is wrong!

[–]Edrondol -1 points0 points ago*

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Did either of them cry?

edit: Because it's spilt milk. Nobody gets me. (Or thinks I'm funny.)

[–]nazzurro -1 points0 points ago

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Good he did this. Meth-tooth backwash is unacceptable.

[–]hepatitisC -3 points-2 points ago

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I just noticed this...she had to have known he was going to do this. Right before he does, she moves her hand away from the bottom of the jug so he doesn't smash her hand. If she really didn't know, she wouldn't have reacted before he started moving his arms to hit the jug. huh

[–]Faith_No_Moar -2 points-1 points ago

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One girl, one cup.. it's that simple.

[–]MySoleEnigma -2 points-1 points ago

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I read this as C-U-P. The fuck is wrong with me...?

[–]wowage -3 points-2 points ago

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asshole

[–]me_me_me_me_me_ -2 points-1 points ago

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I laughed harder at this that anything else that I will see today!

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[–]thekilljoy 6 points7 points ago

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You have a terribly sexist view of that woman and what she might be capable of, you know that?

[–]Ithinkthere4Ibooze -1 points0 points ago

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I was listening to the original theme from Everquest while watching that. Made it way more epic.

[–]chimpychimp -1 points0 points ago

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They are wearing matching clothes, and they have matching arms tats. Interesting...

[–]froughty -5 points-4 points ago

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I laughed out loud....such a douchebag

[–]the_wisest_one -4 points-3 points ago

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Laughing at this is like laughing at someone who gets punched in the face. She would have been hurt.

[–]mgonzo 0 points1 point ago

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It looked like to me that he squished the jug rather than punched it on the bottom, I doubt she got hurt, just mad. =)

[–]ShahpEleven -2 points-1 points ago

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I think I saw milk come out of her ears

[–]dirtydaub -2 points-1 points ago

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wheres the rest of this porn?

[–]CalBerks -2 points-1 points ago

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Anyone who drinks from the jug/carton is a caveman. We have cups for a reason!

[–]GALACTICA-Actual 0 points1 point ago

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Cavemen didn't have plastic bottles or cartons.

[–]NoSalt -3 points-2 points ago

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I absolutely cannot stand disgusting fuckers who drink from the container.

[–]justonecomment -3 points-2 points ago

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Would have been funnier if the roles were reversed. Dude just looks like a douche.

[–]guysmiley00 1 point2 points ago

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You do realize that's also a sexist statement, right?

[–]justonecomment -1 points0 points ago

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Sexist, but a lot less threatening. Also things can be sexist without being wrong. Buying babies blue and pink for example is sexist but isn't wrong.

[–]guysmiley00 0 points1 point ago

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Bad example. You're already enforcing social roles based on gender. It's a small thing, but everything is at the beginning. Interestingly, until the beginning of the 20th century, pink was the standard colour for babies regardless of gender, and "girl" meant infant. Hence, you could have a boy girl, or a girl girl, so to speak.

I agree that sexist isn't always wrong. If I'm looking to pick 5 people with the most average testosterone or the best chance of becoming pregnant, I'd be crazy not to discriminate based on sex. However, reversing traditional sexism doesn't give you a better ideology, just a different one, and in many cases one with precisely the same problems as its progenitor. It's not progress.

[–]justonecomment 0 points1 point ago

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I think the attack on sexism is misplaced. There is nothing wrong with strong gender roles. We aren't asexual beings, nor should we be treated as such. Does that mean people should be restricted to their gender role? No. Does that mean we should just ignore that they exist or try to remove them when we see them? Also a resounding no.

[–]guysmiley00 0 points1 point ago

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There is nothing wrong with strong gender roles.

Eh, yes and no. The problem with strong gender roles is that they're inherently restrictive, because they're based on ascribed characteristics. Born with a vagina? Childcare and domesticity for you! It creates a "right" and "wrong" way for individuals to live based solely on attributes they were born with, and ignores the huge variation that occurs within those ascribed groups. It's like telling short people they shouldn't play basketball, and ignoring Calvin Murphy's spot in the NBA Hall of Fame.

Now, I also agree that gender differences can't be ignored. Individuals vary widely, but groups tend to have higher proportions of characteristics. A woman may be just as tall and strong as a man, but generally women tend to be shorter and physically weaker than men. That's just statistics, and it means that if you see a gender imbalance in a job that requires physical strength and size, like nightclub bouncer, discrimination isn't necessarily at play (personally, I hate it when people's first and only explanation of gender imbalance is discrimination, because it's lazy thinking, but that's neither here nor there).

The proper approach, in my opinion, is to allow individuals as much freedom as possible while attempting to understand the nuanced differences that do seem to come with biological differences like gender or ethnicity. If a black person has the ability and desire to be a mathematician, or a woman can and wishes to do the job of a firefighter, or a white guy has the chance and drive to be a top sprinter, there shouldn't be anyone telling them that it isn't their place to do so due to cultural expectations. On the other hand, if we look at, say, CEOs and find a gender imbalance, discrimination shouldn't be our first and only explanation. If, perhaps, women as a group are less willing to sacrifice home and family life for the long hours at the office such positions require, there's nothing wrong with that. Discrimination should be found and countered, of course, because it's essentially just inefficiency by another name, but there's no point in implementing a 50:50 quota for female CEOs if women generally don't want the job as much as men. It's a rather fine balance.