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[–]depotman 77 points78 points ago

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I would totally jerk off to her in my friends bathroom

[–]Craighasdysentery 38 points39 points ago

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dude. what.

[–]HobbsMadness 44 points45 points ago

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[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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My mom said you could still stay the night.

[–]Fish_Face_Faeces 3 points4 points ago

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wat

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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[–]vinod1978 6 points7 points ago

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You mean to tell me you never kissed your sister's Barbie as a kid?

[–]NoojNoj 15 points16 points ago

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Kiss? Bitch, i stripped my friends barbie to look for nipples.

[–]FrostByt 5 points6 points ago

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Did you draw some on?

[–]NoojNoj 3 points4 points ago

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shamefully No

[–]heracleides 7 points8 points ago

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I made my ninja turtles fuck barbies but damn, you're one sick motherfucker

[–]Jesus_Chris 7 points8 points ago

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enacts beastiality fantasy with children's toys

calls someone else sick motherfucker

[–]heracleides 1 point2 points ago

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They were anthropomorphized and I was suggestible.

[–]xcforlife 10 points11 points ago

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oddly specific...

[–]Doofie27 8 points9 points ago

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Ohhh yeah barbie.. let's see what's under that skirt you dirty whore....

[–]ReallyObvious 3 points4 points ago

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Old school reference?

[–]deathmfg -1 points0 points ago

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Not sure if I should tell you or heed your username. Also I'm positive that is not appropriate.

[–]cardena2717 63 points64 points ago

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no fucking way. My girlfriend took this EXACT photo a few months ago then sent it to me. I immediately posted it to reddit! I'm not yelling at you for reposting, I just think it's awesome that my GF's OC is being reposted XP

Proof

[–]MalaysiaTeacher 33 points34 points ago

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Dude is a repost whore, yell away

[–]CressCrowbits 14 points15 points ago

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TURN THOSE UPVOTES UPSIDE DOWN!

[–]CressCrowbits 2 points3 points ago

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You know what really sucks? So this guy shows it's a repost 4 hours after it was posted. 5 hours after that, I see the post, and I make the above comment, and it's at 500 or so upvotes.

4 hours after that, the submission has DOUBLED in upvotes to 1000.

Karma Thieves always win.

[–]IstheCakeReallyaLie 1 point2 points ago*

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So we should reverse the polarity of the neutron karma flow?

[–]awesomeman23 4 points5 points ago

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Used Reddit Enhancement Suite to tag this guy as "Always A Repost"

[–]IstheCakeReallyaLie 5 points6 points ago

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Me?

[–]awesomeman23 3 points4 points ago

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No I meant OP

[–]IstheCakeReallyaLie 4 points5 points ago

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Okay!

[–]awesomeman23 2 points3 points ago

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Sorry for the trouble, as a piece offering I give you an Upvote!

*le upvote

[–]IstheCakeReallyaLie 1 point2 points ago

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Friends.

[–]zaggs 15 points16 points ago

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Yeah for real man_in_the_mirra even had the balls to photoshop the pic to make it more shocking...too bad he did a shit job. Compare them.

http://i.imgur.com/HlyxL.jpg

and

http://i.imgur.com/sNbHz.jpg

ಠ_ಠ

[–]darkshaddow42 1 point2 points ago

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To be fair, we should known when there was a big empty space and it didn't end in an !.

[–]xDeda 0 points1 point ago

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enhance

...

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[–]NickLee808 7 points8 points ago

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I have him tagged in RES as "reposter, karma whore".

He really has been nothing but.

[–]This_Turns_Me_On 10 points11 points ago

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[–]CaptainSoapMac 18 points19 points ago

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repost whore.

[–]phptm1 4 points5 points ago

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it starts younger and younger...

[–]HobbsMadness 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, at least they didn't mention fisting. These are children we're trying to protect here.

[–]lmdrasil 3 points4 points ago

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Well she's no Cytherea.

[–]awesomeman23 1 point2 points ago

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Tagged this guy as "Always A Repost"

[–]king_cherokee 1 point2 points ago

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Repost

[–]stlcardinal9 2 points3 points ago

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I hope she is in Toy Story 4

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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*read that as Toy Story Hore.

[–]babamcrib 0 points1 point ago

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Toy Story Four: Staring Rita the Real Doll, Squirting Barbie, and Vibrating Woody

[–]Atlas138 1 point2 points ago

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Oddly enough, the porn version has retained the same name as the original franchise.

[–]paulz726 2 points3 points ago

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How do you make so many posts that do so damn well!

[–]Zomby_Goast 8 points9 points ago

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He just reposts stuff to multiple subreddits. I even have him tagged as "Karma whore inbound! Downvote on sight!"

[–]Atlas138 -2 points-1 points ago

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It sounds like you have a personal vendetta going on here...

[–]omnicious 0 points1 point ago

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Beginning to outpace sex doll tech huh?

[–]Ugoindownsaka 0 points1 point ago

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http://i.imgur.com/KEJY2.jpg bitch, you'd best keep yo' hands off my man!

[–]Atario 0 points1 point ago

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This is sexualizing children. Therefore /r/funny will be shut down immediately.
—reddit admins on order of r/srs

[–]TheDefinitionOfIrony 0 points1 point ago

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Where's Relevant_Rule34 when you need him?

[–]thorsrevenge -1 points0 points ago

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Nope. Not appropriate.

[–]frostysauce -1 points0 points ago

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I'll call her "Marry Me, Barbie!"

[–]BlackZeppelin -1 points0 points ago

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I worked in a store the Christmas season. Every time I saw this I chuckled.

[–]quakebeat -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah she does.

[–]haackon -1 points0 points ago

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Bout time.

[–]takinter -1 points0 points ago

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That a good way to increase the market, boys would love a squirting Barbie.

[–]limbuster 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, the older ones would love it.

[–]masuabie -1 points0 points ago

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We should see how it works...for science.

[–]analogkid01 -1 points0 points ago

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G-Spot Barbie!

[–]CGord -2 points-1 points ago

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No kidding. We all know it's urine.

[–]babamcrib 2 points3 points ago

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That's even hotter

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]stringerbell[!] -1 points0 points ago

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Recalled when they realized it was only pee...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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...If ya know what I mean

[–]aaOzymandias -1 points0 points ago

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The real WTF was the souless face and shallow expression. :S

[–]georgeguy007 -1 points0 points ago

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Want to play a fun game? Tag this guy as anything, and see how many times he makes the front page. This man is a professional reposter.

[–]FrostByt -1 points0 points ago

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Let the fapping begin.

[–]Recksaw -1 points0 points ago

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See dem stains?

[–]VanGoghFett -1 points0 points ago

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but it takes fooooorevvveeerrrr

[–]Bruins08 -3 points-2 points ago

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Ken's real bath-time experience.

[–]iTrollYhu -3 points-2 points ago

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Stop stealing people's things. It really isn't cool. I bet you could actually put some effort into some of your stuff. I'm not saying you've reposted everything.. But I've seen a couple here and there. Do keep up the originals you have. They are wonderful.

[–]bee-chain -1 points0 points ago

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If Reddit had no reposts, no one would get the jokes. On the off chance some Redditors go outside, that is.

[–]isiah1979 -3 points-2 points ago

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ken likes

[–]shesflyboss 1 point2 points ago

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Ken has ED...Hence the reason he has no package with a lable stating his bad habits.