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[–]Ulrike01 82 points83 points ago

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And that coming from the fucking Iceman himself.

[–]ab103630[S] 46 points47 points ago

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When the Ice man says you're cool, you know you're cool

[–]heracleides 5 points6 points ago

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When did Iceman become cool? Is there some underground comic I don't know about?

[–]StingoRarr 11 points12 points ago

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In the 90's he wore a leather coat and sunglasses, items which directly increase coolness.

[–]zarawesome 5 points6 points ago

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b - an uncursed +3 leather coat of coolness

c - blessed +2 sunglasses of coolness

d - a cockatrice corpse

[–]dschneider 1 point2 points ago

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e - a magic marker

[–]Ulrike01 2 points3 points ago

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Actually in "Ultimate spiderman" iceman and human torch go to peter's high school and they use their powers to pick up chicks. It's referenced a least once. That's a pretty cool thing to do.

[–]ab103630[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Man I was pissed when that comic ended.

[–]Ulrike01 1 point2 points ago

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Same here. But Miles isn't a disappointment. He has potential.

[–]FluidicMonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed

[–]gustoizm 3 points4 points ago

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Hah i made this gif last year, glad you found it somewhere.

[–]Maxamillionaire 5 points6 points ago

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[–]L3B 21 points22 points ago

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Spider-man porn? Where is part two of this gif?

[–]MustStopMasturbating 64 points65 points ago

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[–]L3B 27 points28 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]MustStopMasturbating 30 points31 points ago

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[–]TimeForSnacks 14 points15 points ago

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Everything about that video was uncomfortable. Everything.

[–]SisRob 2 points3 points ago

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that was your childhood being ruined. I know that feel

[–]xNonsense 4 points5 points ago

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Nice of you to try to stop masturbating but still providing reddit with porn.

[–]LiquidSwordsman 11 points12 points ago

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Thank you, in return I offer this.

[–]B_S_O_D 10 points11 points ago

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[–]photoncody 2 points3 points ago

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Freaking tumors.

[–]hopy921 2 points3 points ago

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Expected blowjob. Wasn't disappointed.

[–]NeedsMoreCrazy -1 points0 points ago

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[–]coltleader 5 points6 points ago

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"Oh god LOL"

[–]Mr_Moosey 2 points3 points ago

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You need to stop masturbating. Or maybe I do, as I recognize the movie this is from.

[–]Planetary_Guide 0 points1 point ago

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Stop that.

[–]jakimdadream 16 points17 points ago

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what's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD

[–]Kind_compliments 15 points16 points ago

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ALLRIGHTALLRIGHTALLRIGHTALLRIGHT

[–]Grownintothetrunkof 10 points11 points ago

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ALLRIGHTALLRIGHTALLRIGHTALLRIGHT NOW LADIES.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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YEAH!

[–]jakimdadream 2 points3 points ago

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Now I wanna see y'all on y'all baddest behavior, lend me some suga', I am your neighbor!!

[–]Hounmlayn 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was flavour? Or have I been imagining something that would make more sense with the sugar pun?

[–]jakimdadream 0 points1 point ago

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It is sugar, why else would he mention he is the neighbor? you always bother your neighbor when you're out of sugar

[–]Broatchy 8 points9 points ago

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There was an article in the paper devoted to how he fucks bitches and gets paid. Of course he's cool

[–]ab103630[S] 17 points18 points ago

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Later that night... http://i.imgur.com/WsdeW.gif

[–]Swan_Ronson 35 points36 points ago

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Spidey? Oh, wait. This isn't 4chan.

[–]onlypostsspiderman 1 point2 points ago

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[–]B_S_O_D 10 points11 points ago

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[–]BeatlesForSale 26 points27 points ago

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Of all the Spidey pics you get one off 9gag?

[–]B_S_O_D -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]erratically_sporadic 20 points21 points ago

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[–]B_S_O_D 3 points4 points ago

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[–]onlypostsspiderman 2 points3 points ago

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[–]B_S_O_D 1 point2 points ago

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[–]tsak021 0 points1 point ago

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i've never understood, but what is a spider-man thread.. i've tried googling.. seems my google powers are not strong..

[–]Swan_Ronson 1 point2 points ago

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To understand, you would have to go on 4chan. For normal, sane people with morals, doing this might not be a good idea. It is where people on an image board on 4chan (namely /b/) hijack a thread they find stupid or pointless and post spiderman pictures like the one I posted. It started during the newfag era as an alternative somewhat to "saging" a thread.

[–]onlypostsspiderman 2 points3 points ago

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[–]tsak021 0 points1 point ago

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ahhh.. thank you for the enlightenment ;) i have been to 4chan but never udnerstood the spider-man thread thing ... my morals have been tested but i survived..

[–]pezzshnitsol 0 points1 point ago

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go to 4chan, start a wincest thread, and then wait for spiderman

[–]onlypostsspiderman 0 points1 point ago

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[–]IamA_Jesus_AMA 7 points8 points ago

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"Is this Ice-man and his amazing friends? No? Then gtfo."

  • Spiderman

[–]Psychonik3 10 points11 points ago

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[–]navarone21 0 points1 point ago

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It was over a month ago... which is like a million internet years.

[–]Psychonik3 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah but it happens a lot not just with this one.

[–]Cueball61 3 points4 points ago

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Can't for the life of me remember her name...

[–]ab103630[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Firestar. You're welcome.

[–]Magrippinho 2 points3 points ago

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Whenever I'm stuck on her name, I just remember the announcer from the intro.

[–]doesnt-get-jokes 24 points25 points ago

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I don't understand the humor in this...

[–]ab103630[S] 12 points13 points ago

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I was about to downvote you but then I saw your username.

[–]photoncody 2 points3 points ago

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I kinda got lost in all the semi-hilarious jokes in there.

[–]WeaponGrade 2 points3 points ago

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I miss Saturday Mornings as a kid.

[–]Five_deadly_venoms 2 points3 points ago

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I wish r/funny was more of this and less cats, zelda and pokemon.

[–]redfishgill 1 point2 points ago

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/r/SpideyMeme is the place for you!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]yinyangyan 3 points4 points ago

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You could at least say it was an [X-Post] from /r/spideymeme

[–]ihatethemonkeys 1 point2 points ago

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ok

[–]saladwithaspoon 0 points1 point ago

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[–]drewbellflower 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Spiderman, you can fuck my bitch! You swag to the maximum, swag on 100 trillion! Oh...god damn, Spiderman!

[–]saltytroll 0 points1 point ago

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is ice man black in the comics??? no offence but he looks black in this comic :P

[–]firefox3d 0 points1 point ago

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Why is that so funny? LOL

[–]Bruins08 -1 points0 points ago

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Spidey sense tingling?

[–]saltytroll -1 points0 points ago

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I'm not perverted but where crouch is looks very sexual to me

[–]spacely_sprocket 0 points1 point ago

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Andre Crouch? That's just wrong, man.

[–]The_Dipster -5 points-4 points ago

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Fucking spider man and his amazing friends... Worst spider man cartoon ever!

[–]thecoffee 0 points1 point ago

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Aww, you saw the xmen crossover episode, didn't you?

[–]The_Dipster 0 points1 point ago

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I did. I did...