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[–]juancamdingo 125 points126 points ago

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Ahhh, the virginoraptor, terrifying indeed.

[–]fysu 27 points28 points ago

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Not quite as scary as the Hymenosaurus.

[–]bloodwrage 15 points16 points ago

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Much better is her roommate, the Lickalotopus.

[–]jspsfx 26 points27 points ago

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I heard her brother Ty ran a store of sex.

[–]AntonJokinen 37 points38 points ago

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Kill Newman! Yes! Do it!

[–]lillyjb 18 points19 points ago

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Fucking Newman.

[–]UpsidedowNpanda 15 points16 points ago

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If it was not for Newman I would be at a Dino park ATM! Fucking newman

[–]bjeremey 1 point2 points ago

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Why would you be going to the Dino park ATM? Is it because the prices are too high?

[–]TheDreadLobster 4 points5 points ago

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[–]mysheettz890 66 points67 points ago

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FAKE!!! You can totally see the other guy with the umbrella

[–]teh_tg 16 points17 points ago

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Stop spoiling it for me! I thought it was a real life Virginoraptor like juancamdingo posted.

[–]Lirvan 20 points21 points ago

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Boy, if you can get this much karma from stuff like this, I should join in and start posting 5 year old images from 4chan as well!

[–]barnacle999 15 points16 points ago

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FTFY

The most reposted of all dinosaur gifs

[–]Urban_Savage 15 points16 points ago

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OH SHIT! It's the repostasaurus

[–]collinse90 21 points22 points ago

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If you look closely, you'll notice it's really a guy behind him with an umbrella.

[–]lidlin 16 points17 points ago

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DUDE SPOILER ALERT!

[–]Traincrossin 6 points7 points ago

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I think the best dinosaur is still Colin from Whose Line. http://colindinosaur.ytmnd.com/

[–]BrokenAviators 0 points1 point ago

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I could watch that forever.

[–]crazyawsomeguy 6 points7 points ago

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I beg to differ sir. http://i.imgur.com/Z6FnE.gif

[–]drstock 15 points16 points ago

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Ah, the terrorizing reposteraptor.

[–]BigBadDawg -1 points0 points ago

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It's one of the young males of the species. They are know for constant reposts. The only way to stop them is to down vote them.

[–]Stillatin 8 points9 points ago

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Clever girl.

[–]HarpuaOkeebo 1 point2 points ago

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Never seen this one before

[–]DaItalianFish 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Zap-Brannigan 0 points1 point ago

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wow... that's so ... weird

[–]namith 1 point2 points ago

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Hello, Newman.

[–]finalxcution 1 point2 points ago

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Semi-relevant fact: The idea of retractable frills on the Dilophosaurus were completely made up by Steven Spielberg. There is no evidence to suggest they had frills or even spit venom.

[–]yinyangyan 1 point2 points ago

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This is the gif that got me to make a Reddit account.

Aaahh... memories

[–]Dyrty 1 point2 points ago

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old as shit.

[–]coolguy1793 1 point2 points ago

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This wasn't interesting 10 years ago - and it still isn't.

[–]thedeejus 1 point2 points ago

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I was gonna post this the last time I saw it, but my mom picked up the phone and the modem kicked me offline, then Netscape Navigator crashed

[–]bossk91 3 points4 points ago

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I found this way funnier than I should have.

[–]WarPhalange 5 points6 points ago

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The most reposted of all the dinosaurs, too.

[–]BassBlend20 0 points1 point ago

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Yes repost but I've been looking for this for a long time now, I was hoping for a repost

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I shall use this to sift through cowardly bar wenches whilst seducing the bold.

[–]flargenhargen 0 points1 point ago

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should've shaken the umbrella after opening to be more like the original

[–]ab103630 0 points1 point ago

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If you look closely, you can tell that is not actually a dinosaur.

[–]raintree38 0 points1 point ago

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I am stoned and nearly freaked the fuck out. YELLA UMBRELLA

[–]SKandola 0 points1 point ago

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Lost my shit.

[–]canehdianchick 0 points1 point ago

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This is probably the most amusing thing I've watched all day. Thank you.

[–]NotReallyARaptorYet 0 points1 point ago

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Someday, I will be even more terrifying that this. Not yet, but soon...

[–]kylenienhaus 0 points1 point ago

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Had no idea where that was going, almost choked on my tongue laughing.

[–]melsharples 0 points1 point ago

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Hope that Karma was worth 7 years of bad luck.

[–]Oldebones 0 points1 point ago

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That dinosaur in Jurassic park was made up. We have no evidence of dinosaurs with retracting frills or spitting venom.

[–]xxcoolxx2333 0 points1 point ago

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Should have opened it half way. Would have looked scarier

[–]Suckiteasy 0 points1 point ago

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I thought there was going to be a picture of Chris bosh

[–]ajou 0 points1 point ago

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Bahahaha, I must share it..... O_o

[–]ajou 0 points1 point ago

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Not really.

[–]Lilrubberducky 0 points1 point ago

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Laughed way harder than I should have at this.

[–]Zap-Brannigan 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this before, but is that Sheldon in the background? (from Big Bang Theory)

[–]imjustjoking22 0 points1 point ago

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I immediately thought: "the cockroach."

[–]USMCEvan 0 points1 point ago

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Ah. The Umbrellaraptor. Yes.

[–]Lizardizzle 0 points1 point ago

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That's not a dinosaur, it's a Frilled Lizard... Some people...

[–]CaptSmallShlong 0 points1 point ago

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they did that pretty well

[–]Cibarius 0 points1 point ago

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ggg.. blch.. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[–]everything_is_pandas 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for the guy in the background wearing a T-shirt in Vault Boy colours.

[–]SuperMoist 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jambo2011 0 points1 point ago

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This gif must be around 10 years old.
I wonder where those two guys are now.

[–]Mr_Question 0 points1 point ago

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Those mofos.... literally scared as fuck right now

[–]jamesbiff 0 points1 point ago

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'fetch the stick! fetch the stick stupid! eehhh no wonder youre extinct'

[–]KnuckleDraggingGamer 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant. :)

[–]strobexp 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point ago

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Umbrellasaurus was preyed upon only by hugegustofwindasaurus.

[–]teston13 0 points1 point ago

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Wow much more terrifying than Terra Nova actually !

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 0 points1 point ago

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It always confuses me that the guy doing the dinosaur looks exactly like an old CS clanmate of mine.

[–]Gentoo101 0 points1 point ago

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The Fagasaurus in its natural habitat

[–]Whines_About_Reposts 0 points1 point ago

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This reminded me a lot of jurassic park too, the first time....

[–]spaghettieater 0 points1 point ago

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good job

[–]megustcizer 0 points1 point ago

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Dudelophosaurus

[–]sqazm -4 points-3 points ago

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Repostasaurus.

[–]itsalrightanyway 2 points3 points ago

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Still funny though.

[–]megustcizer -1 points0 points ago

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But it looks like a Dilophosaurus. Dilophosaurus Repostus is the latin name.

[–]xriotstarter13x 0 points1 point ago

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I love this .gif, its one of my favorites in all of the internets.

[–]kvar13 -1 points0 points ago

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Pretty sure this guy works at Walmart...

[–]Chance80 -1 points0 points ago

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Don't they know it's bad luck to open an umbrella indoors!

[–]IWatchedForHours -1 points0 points ago

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.

[–]nicholmikey -1 points0 points ago

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Hasn't been posted too many times, but this is probably enough. http://karmadecay.com/www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/pwzgr/the_most_terrifying_of_all_dinosaurs/

[–]billiarddaddy -1 points0 points ago

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I think I last saw this over a dial-up connection.

[–]lookieausername -2 points-1 points ago

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The Virginsaurus Rex

[–]pennyarcade -3 points-2 points ago

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Shut the fuck up please

[–]gmoney1393 -3 points-2 points ago

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Thats the very rare Losersaurus.