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[–]MisterCyanide 11 points12 points ago

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Scott Pilgrim VS The World, if you're wondering.

[–]numar 2 points3 points ago

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The movie is the only reason I upvoted this post.

[–]lillyjb 16 points17 points ago

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that just about sums up Awkward Penguin

[–]IDontCareAboutUpvote 4 points5 points ago

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I actually say this to people as I walk away.

[–]logged_n_2_say 5 points6 points ago

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i love you, red solo cup.

[–]TalekAetem 0 points1 point ago

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Let's have a party

[–]beetlboy -1 points0 points ago

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and ill fill you up

[–]OV5 0 points1 point ago

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Proceed to party.

[–]killerapple25 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah I have actually said that before. (I love this movie)

[–]homestarguy -1 points0 points ago

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Were the Pac-Man guy? Or just some total ass?

[–]littlemissdangerous 6 points7 points ago

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Possibly the most underrated movie of the last 10 years.

[–]calmc 1 point2 points ago

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And then you stalk them?

[–]facecube 1 point2 points ago

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Until they leave the party.

[–]iguessso123 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like this just about every night

[–]MalihiniJoe 0 points1 point ago

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I just keep talking, making it even more awkward...

[–]popwhatpopwhat 0 points1 point ago

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Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.

[–]permaculture 0 points1 point ago

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[–]IDreamIn8-bit 0 points1 point ago

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You'd get fat.

[–]Kryogenic 0 points1 point ago

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If you fart, and she stays. It is meant to be.

[–]silurian87 0 points1 point ago

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Just make sure to stalk her afterwards, then tell her you dream about her the next time you see her. She'll be aaaall yours.

[–]luxury_yacht 0 points1 point ago

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This thing says I have mail. Hey, now I'm totally reading it!

[–]morbiusfan88 0 points1 point ago

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Whenever I know I just fucked up, I say "Excuse me while I go put my foot in my mouth again." Then, exit stage right.