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[–]rAxxt 50 points51 points ago

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I see a racing snail.

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 15 points16 points ago

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Came here to reference this movie only to see you beat me to it by 2 hours.....

You magnificent bastard.

[–]mski14 7 points8 points ago

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Dammit, me too

[–]stif24_7 4 points5 points ago

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Me three, i was so excited. I should probably put down the knife.

[–]9ballrider 1 point2 points ago

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I'm always last to the party on these things. I was totally going to reference this movie

[–]jesamdeco 1 point2 points ago

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No worries chum, now I'm last!

[–]ganonthesage 1 point2 points ago

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Bitch please

[–]somethingcleveH 39 points40 points ago

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[–]ToastmahGhost 19 points20 points ago

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snailed it.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Shell played.

[–]FoolsRun 5 points6 points ago

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Slime very disappointed in both of you.

[–]Cord13 5 points6 points ago

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you just had to escargot there...

[–]zorithma 4 points5 points ago

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I find this very insalting.

[–]9ballrider 3 points4 points ago

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hope he doesn't have gastropod

[–]Uncle_Scott -4 points-3 points ago

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He seems a little slow in the head.

[–]khanfusion -2 points-1 points ago

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Mollusk we have a pun thread?

[–]sp00kyd00m 0 points1 point ago

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Boom.

[–]rAxxt -1 points0 points ago

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Well played, sire.

[–]Dr_Popadopolus 8 points9 points ago

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He finally got his Level 40 Epic Mount

[–]Knewtworiddet -1 points0 points ago

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I lol'ed.

[–]Below_Me 2 points3 points ago

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I see pure awesome.

[–]ToastmahGhost 2 points3 points ago

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The guy on the snail I can understand...but what about the escher leaves?

[–]cloudnyne 2 points3 points ago

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I think he ate The Nothing

[–]Planet-man 1 point2 points ago

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First time I've laughed out loud at a reddit comment today.

[–]khanfusion 2 points3 points ago

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Neverending Storieeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhahhhhhhahhhhhhahhhhhhhhhh

[–]IgotaBionicArm 1 point2 points ago

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The next Narnia movie.

[–]BroboCop3 1 point2 points ago

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The happiest man in the world.

[–]cartoonking 1 point2 points ago

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He said he wanted to go faster

[–]kirbylore 1 point2 points ago

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The smallest obese man in the world!!!

[–]BrettBr0wn 1 point2 points ago

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For Narnia!

[–]JasonZX12R 1 point2 points ago

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Gabe Newell testing out the new alternatives for hats in Team Fortress.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Gabe Newell making his getaway after announcing Left 4 Dead 3.

[–]Boomshaka182 1 point2 points ago

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Mortimer

[–]TheMediumPanda 1 point2 points ago

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Why does this kinda look like tilt-shift?

[–]Loss-of-Blood 0 points1 point ago

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Vignette + slight blur around edges for a sort of depth of field / radial blur effect.

[–]Song_of_Sixpence 1 point2 points ago

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First time I ever saw this picture was on Facebook's sidebar advertising "Fun things to do in (My City)".

First I did a double-take. Then I laughed. Then I was sad, because they lied to me. We don't really have any racing snails in these parts. : /

[–]surprise_bukkake 1 point2 points ago

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Still a better love story than Twilight

[–]LeafFan13 2 points3 points ago

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A fat man riding a giant snail, seems pretty obvious to me.

[–]redhousebythebog 1 point2 points ago

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Someone traveling twice his (or her?) walking speed.

[–]Pfeffersack 1 point2 points ago

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Gabe Newell.

[–]Inappropriate_Seal -1 points0 points ago

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[–]dontmutemeplz 5 points6 points ago

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not really gay, I mean it could be a fe-snail.

[–]Inappropriate_Seal 4 points5 points ago

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Snails are Hermaphrodites.

[–]Spr09 1 point2 points ago

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so all snails are gay?

[–]roofermann 0 points1 point ago

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No, they're lesbians.

[–]ThaiOneOff[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I just spit out my beer laughing. Thank you, you inappropriate seal.

[–]HalfAnOrange 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god, it's happening.

Beware of the spirals!

... Uzumaki? Nobody? sigh...

[–]RussianRushNRobot 0 points1 point ago

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A Jockey with diabetus, unless my vision betrays me.

[–]FomorianKing 0 points1 point ago

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That snail probably moves faster than its rider...unless cake is involved.

[–]Abrothers 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of my stepbrother...

[–]Trippybroski 0 points1 point ago

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What it's like to be on shrooms.

[–]P0llyPrissyPants 0 points1 point ago

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Fat guy on snail nigga

[–]GLB7tk 0 points1 point ago

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and this is what made me decide to close Reddit and actually get work done tonight...

[–]orniver 0 points1 point ago

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You ate the mushroom, didn't ya?

[–]XsimonbelmontX 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, that's enough internet for tonight.

[–]sociallyawkwardpoet 0 points1 point ago

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sorry snail n$%%#

[–]Number127 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, what did he eat??

[–]Turtlewax114 0 points1 point ago

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It seems to be the newest show on Cartoon Network called "Fatty on a Snail" These shows are less impressive than they used to be.

[–]intelligentleman2 0 points1 point ago

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That's the fastest that dude will ever move.

[–]rajma45 0 points1 point ago

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The true definition of happiness

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 0 points1 point ago

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Oh no... you're witnessing the return of manny mark, king of snails! He must be defeated, some how...

there's a neat staff in it for you, if you do.

[–]k11689 0 points1 point ago

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Someone who is having a great time not giving a fuck

[–]Dagoros 0 points1 point ago

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I see a heavy set caucasian male riding a giant fake Gary

[–]uberced 0 points1 point ago

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Fat guy. Giant snail. Woods. Joy.

[–]cakalala43 0 points1 point ago

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Thats why Gabe Newell is late making Half-life 3! Hes stuck in the woods with his only mode of transportation!!

[–]Shaymuss 0 points1 point ago

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I can just imagine this guy's laugh "HREHREHREHREHREHRE"

[–]foreveralonelvl9000 0 points1 point ago

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Those are actually handlebars so he doesn't fly away from the massive dump he just took.

[–]iONex 0 points1 point ago

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For a second I thought it was Gaben.

[–]LackToastAndTolerant 0 points1 point ago

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You see a snail carrying something just as inactive.

[–]Dhekke 0 points1 point ago

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You're seeing Gabe Newell riding the development of Half-Life 3

[–]Vee_Vee 0 points1 point ago

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Looks fairly obvious to me.

[–]mastigia 0 points1 point ago

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I guess the guy in Neverending Story got fat.

[–]Darius1332 0 points1 point ago

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Was laughing at another link then switched to this one and just stopped, broke me brain...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i see a fat pile of shit riding a giant snail

[–]reynoni 0 points1 point ago

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The next meme. Well done.

[–]ThaiOneOff[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Thank you. I try.

[–]duhmagic 0 points1 point ago

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The oldest picture on the internet.

[–]jarvispeen 0 points1 point ago

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A fat kid shitting escargot.

[–]pedrothegator -1 points0 points ago

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Is he riding the snail for a quicker ride?

[–]WarPhalange -1 points0 points ago

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That, my friend, is called a "karma train".

[–]mrplatypusthe42nd -1 points0 points ago

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well.... i... umm... it's... um... obviously.... ummm... no...just...ummm....what?

[–]Knewtworiddet -1 points0 points ago

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This, son, is what they call animal abuse.

[–]lordcadlow -1 points0 points ago

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What Gabe Newell does everyday at work. (Instead of making Half Life 3)